The true story of Sleeping Beauty.
Kuroi Shi
Dedicated to Michael Jackson, Elton John, and Richard Simmons. Why? Because all three if them make a guest appearance here.
Warnings: Michael Jackson, Elton John, and Richard Simmons bashing. . .
Hi. I'm a witch. Big suprise huh? I was charged for murder. For killing an innocent child, for no reason at all. But, I didn't do anything wrong! I was just doing my job. I used to work as an undercover agent for the CIA. But, they accused me of abusing my authority, so they fired my ass.
This is my story.
I was on a secret mission, I had to find a family of murders, and destroy them. I was going to a castle, where the CIA suspected the family of serial killers to be living. I knew the people who lived in the castle. They used to be my best friends, but when I got a job with the CIA, they feared me, as if they had somehting to hide.
I arrived at the castle during a celebration for the birth of a new baby. The Fairys were there. The fairys were three sisters (Richard Simmons, Michael Jackson, and Elton John) They showed up to many calebrations, or parties thrown by royalty, to give a gift to who ever the party is for. Even the young prince of the city was there. He was nine years old. He is supposed to marry the new baby that the party is for.
I entered the room where the celebration was taking place. Just to be sure I was at the right place, I called my headquarters. Yep, I was at the right place, It was the parents, and the new baby I was supposed to kill. Since I really didn't feel right about killing a baby, or her parents, I decided to use a spell. They were wanted criminals, and I had to get rid of them, but no one specified how. So, I decided the spinning wheel. Tis a very unpredictable weapon, so no one will suspect it. The next time anyone in that family commited a big crime, (Ie, Murder) that person would prick thier finger on a spinning wheel, and die. Sure it sounded morbid, but these parents were murderers, and because they were royalty, and had scary drag queen magic fairys on thier side, no one would arerst them.
I arrived just in time to watch the gifts being given. Elton John, the pink fairy was up first. "I give your daughter the gift of song. so when she is older, she will sing as well as me."
Next, came Michael Jackson, the purple fairy. "I give your daughter the gift of beauty. When she is older, she will look as pretty as me."
Since these gifts were getting cornier by the minute, I decided to tell them what I was going to do, as a warning, so they wouldn't be too surprised when a spinnig wheel showed up in thier bedroom.
"I have something for everyone" I said. As I walkes into the room, from a dark hallway "The next time your daughter, or anyone in your family commits homocide, You will prick your finger on a spinning wheel and die." Then, I just left. I didn't want to see what Richard Simmons, the rainbow sparkly fairy, had to give.
I returned to my CIA headquarters. And, I was fired. How Not fair! I was doing my job. In a slightly less violent, than massacre, while still being creative way, But, I was still doing it. Those bastards! They said I didn't do what I was told, and used my power to scare people into leaving the life of crime. (But, Isnt that what prison does?) They said I should have killed them. How unfair.
15 years later . . .
To protect thier daughter, Jennifer-Rose Lopez from me, her parents sent her to live with the fairys. I know they only sent her away, because they didn't want thier daughter to grow up with a bunch of murders.
On Jennifers sixteenth birthday, two of the fairys were found dead in thier little house, and a spinning wheel had appeared. Someone in that royal family had killed those fairys. . . But who? Well, I would soon find out.
A few hours later, I got my answer. (Did I mention I became a Jennifer-Stalker?) Jennifer was found by her parents, beside a spinning wheel. I went to thier castle, to make sure my spell worked. It didn't. She was only asleep.
Richard, the rainbow sparkly fairy popped up beside me.
"You were right, they were killers. And to think, I actually saved her life. She is sleeping, not dead. She will be awakened by the kiss of some random (Yes, Random, Not handsome) prince. I changed your spell to save - -" Jennifers parents stabbed Richard.
"Damn you, Witch! You killed our daughter! We will see you in court."
Two weeks later, I was in court. Because my only witness was killed, I had no proof that the royal family were a bunch of homocidal maniacs, and because Jennifer was still unconcious, I was accused of murder. The CIA wouldn't back me up, they thought I was guilty too.
It's been 20 years since I was sent here to "The prison for fairy tale bad guys" Jennifer woke up. She was kissed by the boy that was arranged to marry her, since she was born. I still wasn't released even though she was still alive. . . Injustice.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Kuroi Shi
Dedicated to Michael Jackson, Elton John, and Richard Simmons. Why? Because all three if them make a guest appearance here.
Warnings: Michael Jackson, Elton John, and Richard Simmons bashing. . .
Hi. I'm a witch. Big suprise huh? I was charged for murder. For killing an innocent child, for no reason at all. But, I didn't do anything wrong! I was just doing my job. I used to work as an undercover agent for the CIA. But, they accused me of abusing my authority, so they fired my ass.
This is my story.
I was on a secret mission, I had to find a family of murders, and destroy them. I was going to a castle, where the CIA suspected the family of serial killers to be living. I knew the people who lived in the castle. They used to be my best friends, but when I got a job with the CIA, they feared me, as if they had somehting to hide.
I arrived at the castle during a celebration for the birth of a new baby. The Fairys were there. The fairys were three sisters (Richard Simmons, Michael Jackson, and Elton John) They showed up to many calebrations, or parties thrown by royalty, to give a gift to who ever the party is for. Even the young prince of the city was there. He was nine years old. He is supposed to marry the new baby that the party is for.
I entered the room where the celebration was taking place. Just to be sure I was at the right place, I called my headquarters. Yep, I was at the right place, It was the parents, and the new baby I was supposed to kill. Since I really didn't feel right about killing a baby, or her parents, I decided to use a spell. They were wanted criminals, and I had to get rid of them, but no one specified how. So, I decided the spinning wheel. Tis a very unpredictable weapon, so no one will suspect it. The next time anyone in that family commited a big crime, (Ie, Murder) that person would prick thier finger on a spinning wheel, and die. Sure it sounded morbid, but these parents were murderers, and because they were royalty, and had scary drag queen magic fairys on thier side, no one would arerst them.
I arrived just in time to watch the gifts being given. Elton John, the pink fairy was up first. "I give your daughter the gift of song. so when she is older, she will sing as well as me."
Next, came Michael Jackson, the purple fairy. "I give your daughter the gift of beauty. When she is older, she will look as pretty as me."
Since these gifts were getting cornier by the minute, I decided to tell them what I was going to do, as a warning, so they wouldn't be too surprised when a spinnig wheel showed up in thier bedroom.
"I have something for everyone" I said. As I walkes into the room, from a dark hallway "The next time your daughter, or anyone in your family commits homocide, You will prick your finger on a spinning wheel and die." Then, I just left. I didn't want to see what Richard Simmons, the rainbow sparkly fairy, had to give.
I returned to my CIA headquarters. And, I was fired. How Not fair! I was doing my job. In a slightly less violent, than massacre, while still being creative way, But, I was still doing it. Those bastards! They said I didn't do what I was told, and used my power to scare people into leaving the life of crime. (But, Isnt that what prison does?) They said I should have killed them. How unfair.
15 years later . . .
To protect thier daughter, Jennifer-Rose Lopez from me, her parents sent her to live with the fairys. I know they only sent her away, because they didn't want thier daughter to grow up with a bunch of murders.
On Jennifers sixteenth birthday, two of the fairys were found dead in thier little house, and a spinning wheel had appeared. Someone in that royal family had killed those fairys. . . But who? Well, I would soon find out.
A few hours later, I got my answer. (Did I mention I became a Jennifer-Stalker?) Jennifer was found by her parents, beside a spinning wheel. I went to thier castle, to make sure my spell worked. It didn't. She was only asleep.
Richard, the rainbow sparkly fairy popped up beside me.
"You were right, they were killers. And to think, I actually saved her life. She is sleeping, not dead. She will be awakened by the kiss of some random (Yes, Random, Not handsome) prince. I changed your spell to save - -" Jennifers parents stabbed Richard.
"Damn you, Witch! You killed our daughter! We will see you in court."
Two weeks later, I was in court. Because my only witness was killed, I had no proof that the royal family were a bunch of homocidal maniacs, and because Jennifer was still unconcious, I was accused of murder. The CIA wouldn't back me up, they thought I was guilty too.
It's been 20 years since I was sent here to "The prison for fairy tale bad guys" Jennifer woke up. She was kissed by the boy that was arranged to marry her, since she was born. I still wasn't released even though she was still alive. . . Injustice.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.