This is chapter fourteen...made from your lord and
master...NEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh...and here are some shows that KICK ASS!!!
INUYASHA, FAMILY GUY, TRIGUN, FUTURAMA, COW BOY BEBOP, LUPIN III, RUROUNI
KENSHIN, CHAPELLE'S SHOW, MAD TV, TRIGGER HAPPY TV, SNL, LATE NIGHT WITH
CONAN O'BRIEN, INVADER ZIM!!!!!! (I lov-ed that showwwww) KIDS IN THE HALL,
REN AND STIMPY, THE SIMPSONS. And I have more but I'm lazy...
Disclaimer: No mother, I don't want to go in to the carriage...its dark and moldy and smells like feet... You'll get in that carriage and you will damn well like it!! (O o;;;)
Chapter fourteen: the day before the luau.
Kagome woke up with a frown on. *ugh...stupid sun...always in my damn eyes...* Kagome got out of bed and walked into the kitchen. Miroku was sitting on the chair to the breakfast nook and sipping some coffee as Inuyasha and Sango played video games in the living room. Shippo had woken up and fallen asleep again on the couch.
"'morning..." Kagome said lazily.
"What's wrong, Kagome? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" Miroku asked. "Oh, there's some coffee left, you can have it..."
"Thanks Miroku...and yeah...I don't feel to happy today..."
Inuyasha ran to Kagome. "BUT, TONIGHTS THE LUAU!!!! YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY!!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"...so?" Kagome shot back with an annoyed face on.
"SO?!?! SO...you have a date with ME!!! I don't want you to be all mad and stuff...you should be happy...because it's a party AND BY GOLLY YOU'RE GONNA DANCE WITH ME!!" Inuyasha commanded, which made everyone laugh...even the pissy Kagome. (*snort*...golly)
"Don't worry, Inuyasha...I'll dance with you...I love to dance!" Kagome said giving Inuyasha her most flirtatious look. Miroku fell off of the chair, and Inuyasha blushed so hard you'd think his head would explode. Sango laughed.
"Idiots..." She whispered to herself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~back in Tokyo~~~
"All right, boys...you are gonna go and hide in any random bush around the area where the Naraku thing is...he should still be blinded and trying to get the paint out of his eyes...good job, Sota..." Kagura informed, and congratulated Sota for his work.
"No prob..." Sota said with a big, happy, toothy smile.
"So...what are you and Kanna going to do?" Kohaku asked.
"We will meet the enemy head on...but seem like we come in peace. Then, when he least expects it, we'll attack...it's FOOL PROOF!!!" Kagura said triumphantly followed by an insane laugh that frightened Sota and Kohaku. Kanna was used to it by now.
"O.k. everyone...LET'S DO THIS!!!" Kagura yelled and they all exited the club house.
~~~~~~~~~~back at the beach~~~
Sango sat on the couch reading, listening to Evanescence on her head phones.
Miroku peeked behind the wall in the hall way. *hmm...how am I supposed to ask her to the luau when she's listening to her music...?* Miroku remembered the time he first figured out that Sango + music + Miroku talking to her = DOOM FOR MIROKU!! He remembered the yelling, tossing of various wax fruit and a soda all over her couch...which = more yelling, slapping, FRUTI THROWING, and a very traumatized Miroku. *oh no...not again...this time...I'm gonna make it as romantic as possible...*
To Miroku's luck, Sango look off the ear phones and turned the TV on. *now's my chance!!!*
"Uh...Sango?" Miroku said strolling into the living room.
Sango looked at him then looked back at the TV. "Yeah...?"
Miroku gulped. Why was he so nervous? He's asked many girls out before. Maybe...maybe she was...the one... "I was wondering...would you...uhh...heh" Miroku laughed nervously. Sango tilted her head in confusion.
"Yeah...?"
"Would...you...uh...what I'm trying to say is...would you like to go to the uh beach luau with me?!" Miroku finally blurted out.
Sango stared blankly at him. *did...correct me if I am wrong, but did he just ask me to the luau?!?!? WELL??!!? What are you gonna say, Sango?! YES!!! I knew it...you like Miroku... NO!! I MEAN...YEAH I DO!!!!* Sango kept her cool and collected face and responded. "Sure..."
Miroku almost fainted right there. "O-o.k. c-cool...uh...I'll see ya around then..." Miroku walked out of the room with a robot-like posture.
Sango made sure he was out of the living room and hall way. She then made a gleeful giggle and ran into her room to pick out something.
~~~~~~~~on the beach~~~
Kikyo (guess who's back...back again...bitch is back...tell a friend) strolled down the shore line. *That girl...she stole him from me...my precious Inuyasha (I pictured Kikyo as Gollem/Smeegle right there...is it just me?) Kagome will pay...and I think I know where...hee hee hee...* Kikyo laughed as she remembered the luau and how Inuyasha had turned her down because he was planning on going with Kagome.
"OI! YOU!" a boy called out to Kikyo. She sighed *not another one that wants to ask me out to the luau.
"Look, I'm not interested in guys like you...you...uhh" Kikyo tried to finish, but the guy was very cute.
Koga look at her with a funny expression. "I don't want to go to the luau with you...I heard that you like Inuyasha...well...I know how you can get him back...and I'll help you because I want Kagome..." Koga explained. Ame was standing behind him, sipping a Sheryl Temple. (mmmmm...virgin o'corse...I'm under age anyway...V.V;)
Kikyo thought about this. "Fine...I'll help you get the little slut, Kagome and I'll get Inuyasha." Kikyo said with a little "heh".
"o.k.....but Kagome is NOT a slut, got it!" Koga said angrily. "and you'll have your mutt-face..." Koga smirked.
"He's not a mutt-face!!"
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Kagome hit the beach ball over to Sango who intern, spiked it to Miroku. He fell back and fainted.
"Sango, why do you always do that to poor Miroku?" Inuyasha asked with a laugh.
Sango shrugged and hit the ball to Inuyasha who then hit it to Kagome.
"Kagome, when are we gonna go shopping for our knew outfits for the luau?" Sango asked, hitting the ball to Kagome.
"I don't know...we could go now..." Kagome answered back, hitting the ball to a very confused Inuyasha.
"Can I come...I want to see your outfit!" Inuyasha asked.
"NO! You have to wait until the luau...its custom." Kagome said with a nod. Sango nodded in agreement.
"But-but...you I could tell you if it looks good or not...like you could...uhhh...model for me...heh heh heh." Inuyasha said with a smirk. Kagome blushed then spiked the ball at Inuyasha, who wasn't paying attention because...well...you know.
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Sango and Kagome left to go to the mall leaving very bored Miroku, Inuyasha, and Shippo.
"We'll be back soon...and maybe we'll model when we get back..." Kagome said with a wink. Inuyasha blushed and turned his head slightly.
*she's just making fun of me...that's not cool.* Inuyasha thought to himself with a pout.
*heh heh AWRIIIGHT (like from Family Guy...Quagmire...heh heh)* Miroku smirked to himself.
*oh great...now Inuyasha and Miroku are gonna be all weird now...damn love struck sissies...* Shippo thought to himself with a frown. "Kagome, why can't go with you? It's gonna be boring around here!!" Shippo complained.
Miroku and Inuyasha were thinking the same thing. "Yeah, why don't you take him with you?" Inuyasha said with a toothy smile.
"Yeah, he could tell you if he likes your outfits or not...like if they're sexy enough!!!" Miroku said with an even bigger smile. Wrong move... T T;
Sango and Kagome fumed and were about knock the pervert out of Miroku but Inuyasha cut in.
"You guys don't really want Shippo to hang out with us, do you? I mean...you really trust us?!" Inuyasha said think quick, which was a big deal for him... (neyahahaha)
Kagome and Sango's expressions softened. "O.k. you're right, Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"Shippo, come on. Let's go." Sango said as Shippo happily jumped into Kagome's arms.
Shippo looked back at Inuyasha and Miroku as Kagome and Sango turned to the door. Shippo winked and smirked. Inuyasha and Miroku grinned.
After they left, Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other and started cheering.
"That Shippo's not too bad!!" Inuyasha said with a laugh.
"YEAH! I thought he wouldn't spy on us but...hey...he is a fellow guy...I should take him under my wing when he gets older..." Miroku said.
Inuyasha just stared at him. "dude, even I think that's wrong..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end –o- chapter~~~ WOOT! This ones a long one, isn't it? Well, gives you more reason to REVIEW!!!! ARIGATOUUUU!!!!!!! ^^
Disclaimer: No mother, I don't want to go in to the carriage...its dark and moldy and smells like feet... You'll get in that carriage and you will damn well like it!! (O o;;;)
Chapter fourteen: the day before the luau.
Kagome woke up with a frown on. *ugh...stupid sun...always in my damn eyes...* Kagome got out of bed and walked into the kitchen. Miroku was sitting on the chair to the breakfast nook and sipping some coffee as Inuyasha and Sango played video games in the living room. Shippo had woken up and fallen asleep again on the couch.
"'morning..." Kagome said lazily.
"What's wrong, Kagome? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" Miroku asked. "Oh, there's some coffee left, you can have it..."
"Thanks Miroku...and yeah...I don't feel to happy today..."
Inuyasha ran to Kagome. "BUT, TONIGHTS THE LUAU!!!! YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY!!!!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"...so?" Kagome shot back with an annoyed face on.
"SO?!?! SO...you have a date with ME!!! I don't want you to be all mad and stuff...you should be happy...because it's a party AND BY GOLLY YOU'RE GONNA DANCE WITH ME!!" Inuyasha commanded, which made everyone laugh...even the pissy Kagome. (*snort*...golly)
"Don't worry, Inuyasha...I'll dance with you...I love to dance!" Kagome said giving Inuyasha her most flirtatious look. Miroku fell off of the chair, and Inuyasha blushed so hard you'd think his head would explode. Sango laughed.
"Idiots..." She whispered to herself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~back in Tokyo~~~
"All right, boys...you are gonna go and hide in any random bush around the area where the Naraku thing is...he should still be blinded and trying to get the paint out of his eyes...good job, Sota..." Kagura informed, and congratulated Sota for his work.
"No prob..." Sota said with a big, happy, toothy smile.
"So...what are you and Kanna going to do?" Kohaku asked.
"We will meet the enemy head on...but seem like we come in peace. Then, when he least expects it, we'll attack...it's FOOL PROOF!!!" Kagura said triumphantly followed by an insane laugh that frightened Sota and Kohaku. Kanna was used to it by now.
"O.k. everyone...LET'S DO THIS!!!" Kagura yelled and they all exited the club house.
~~~~~~~~~~back at the beach~~~
Sango sat on the couch reading, listening to Evanescence on her head phones.
Miroku peeked behind the wall in the hall way. *hmm...how am I supposed to ask her to the luau when she's listening to her music...?* Miroku remembered the time he first figured out that Sango + music + Miroku talking to her = DOOM FOR MIROKU!! He remembered the yelling, tossing of various wax fruit and a soda all over her couch...which = more yelling, slapping, FRUTI THROWING, and a very traumatized Miroku. *oh no...not again...this time...I'm gonna make it as romantic as possible...*
To Miroku's luck, Sango look off the ear phones and turned the TV on. *now's my chance!!!*
"Uh...Sango?" Miroku said strolling into the living room.
Sango looked at him then looked back at the TV. "Yeah...?"
Miroku gulped. Why was he so nervous? He's asked many girls out before. Maybe...maybe she was...the one... "I was wondering...would you...uhh...heh" Miroku laughed nervously. Sango tilted her head in confusion.
"Yeah...?"
"Would...you...uh...what I'm trying to say is...would you like to go to the uh beach luau with me?!" Miroku finally blurted out.
Sango stared blankly at him. *did...correct me if I am wrong, but did he just ask me to the luau?!?!? WELL??!!? What are you gonna say, Sango?! YES!!! I knew it...you like Miroku... NO!! I MEAN...YEAH I DO!!!!* Sango kept her cool and collected face and responded. "Sure..."
Miroku almost fainted right there. "O-o.k. c-cool...uh...I'll see ya around then..." Miroku walked out of the room with a robot-like posture.
Sango made sure he was out of the living room and hall way. She then made a gleeful giggle and ran into her room to pick out something.
~~~~~~~~on the beach~~~
Kikyo (guess who's back...back again...bitch is back...tell a friend) strolled down the shore line. *That girl...she stole him from me...my precious Inuyasha (I pictured Kikyo as Gollem/Smeegle right there...is it just me?) Kagome will pay...and I think I know where...hee hee hee...* Kikyo laughed as she remembered the luau and how Inuyasha had turned her down because he was planning on going with Kagome.
"OI! YOU!" a boy called out to Kikyo. She sighed *not another one that wants to ask me out to the luau.
"Look, I'm not interested in guys like you...you...uhh" Kikyo tried to finish, but the guy was very cute.
Koga look at her with a funny expression. "I don't want to go to the luau with you...I heard that you like Inuyasha...well...I know how you can get him back...and I'll help you because I want Kagome..." Koga explained. Ame was standing behind him, sipping a Sheryl Temple. (mmmmm...virgin o'corse...I'm under age anyway...V.V;)
Kikyo thought about this. "Fine...I'll help you get the little slut, Kagome and I'll get Inuyasha." Kikyo said with a little "heh".
"o.k.....but Kagome is NOT a slut, got it!" Koga said angrily. "and you'll have your mutt-face..." Koga smirked.
"He's not a mutt-face!!"
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Kagome hit the beach ball over to Sango who intern, spiked it to Miroku. He fell back and fainted.
"Sango, why do you always do that to poor Miroku?" Inuyasha asked with a laugh.
Sango shrugged and hit the ball to Inuyasha who then hit it to Kagome.
"Kagome, when are we gonna go shopping for our knew outfits for the luau?" Sango asked, hitting the ball to Kagome.
"I don't know...we could go now..." Kagome answered back, hitting the ball to a very confused Inuyasha.
"Can I come...I want to see your outfit!" Inuyasha asked.
"NO! You have to wait until the luau...its custom." Kagome said with a nod. Sango nodded in agreement.
"But-but...you I could tell you if it looks good or not...like you could...uhhh...model for me...heh heh heh." Inuyasha said with a smirk. Kagome blushed then spiked the ball at Inuyasha, who wasn't paying attention because...well...you know.
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Sango and Kagome left to go to the mall leaving very bored Miroku, Inuyasha, and Shippo.
"We'll be back soon...and maybe we'll model when we get back..." Kagome said with a wink. Inuyasha blushed and turned his head slightly.
*she's just making fun of me...that's not cool.* Inuyasha thought to himself with a pout.
*heh heh AWRIIIGHT (like from Family Guy...Quagmire...heh heh)* Miroku smirked to himself.
*oh great...now Inuyasha and Miroku are gonna be all weird now...damn love struck sissies...* Shippo thought to himself with a frown. "Kagome, why can't go with you? It's gonna be boring around here!!" Shippo complained.
Miroku and Inuyasha were thinking the same thing. "Yeah, why don't you take him with you?" Inuyasha said with a toothy smile.
"Yeah, he could tell you if he likes your outfits or not...like if they're sexy enough!!!" Miroku said with an even bigger smile. Wrong move... T T;
Sango and Kagome fumed and were about knock the pervert out of Miroku but Inuyasha cut in.
"You guys don't really want Shippo to hang out with us, do you? I mean...you really trust us?!" Inuyasha said think quick, which was a big deal for him... (neyahahaha)
Kagome and Sango's expressions softened. "O.k. you're right, Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"Shippo, come on. Let's go." Sango said as Shippo happily jumped into Kagome's arms.
Shippo looked back at Inuyasha and Miroku as Kagome and Sango turned to the door. Shippo winked and smirked. Inuyasha and Miroku grinned.
After they left, Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other and started cheering.
"That Shippo's not too bad!!" Inuyasha said with a laugh.
"YEAH! I thought he wouldn't spy on us but...hey...he is a fellow guy...I should take him under my wing when he gets older..." Miroku said.
Inuyasha just stared at him. "dude, even I think that's wrong..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end –o- chapter~~~ WOOT! This ones a long one, isn't it? Well, gives you more reason to REVIEW!!!! ARIGATOUUUU!!!!!!! ^^