Hello all!!! My 18th chappy!! Woot! Sorry I haven't been updating a lot...I
have other priorities...
This chapter probably won't be so funny as the others...its gonna be
action! Action! Action! And probably some romance...if Inuyasha
rescues Kagome in this chapter or not...depends on my mood...right now
I have my music from the website projectj.net playing and that's
my inspiration...if you like Japanese rock, down load the songs from
there...they are the latest and greatest in Japan right now! And
they are really good songs! So, enough ideal chit-chat...FANFIC
TIME!!
Disclaimer: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries! You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms! I wave my private parts at your aunt! KIIIINNNIGGGIITS!
That was a little odd...oh well what can you expect from Monty Python...^_^;
Onto to chapter 18: Yoits and AWAY!
*Kagome! How could you let yourself get caught?! FOOL!* Inuyasha cursed her in his head, but he really didn't feel that. He was way more worried for her than angry.
Inuyasha ran from palm tree to palm tree trying to loose the ninja things that were chasing him. *Damn...I can't shake 'em off of me...How am I suppose to rescue Kagome with them trying to catch me...wait...* Just then, Inuyasha got an idea...an offal idea...an terrible, offal idea! (Not really...just felt like doing that ^^;) *maybe if I let them catch me, I will be taken to where Kagome is...* (hmm...where have we seen this before? *cough*Birds of paradise episode*cough*) Inuyasha smirked to himself and jumped on the trunk of a palm tree and flipped over.
"YOU WANT ME?! COME AND GET ME!!" Inuyasha yelled with his arms spread out, a huge grin on his face. The ninjas didn't hesitate. They leapt at him and grabbed him so fast, he couldn't even sense them coming before it was too late.
The ninjas jumped into the air, one holding Inuyasha, and disappeared. *great...now I don't know where we're going so I'll have trouble getting home...especially if this doesn't end before sunrise...shit!* He hadn't thought of that little factor. If he turned back into a human and they were still fighting those ninja things, or probably their boss, he and Kagome would be screwed. *You better be OK, Kagome...* Inuyasha scolled to her even though she couldn't hear/read his thoughts.
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"So, your boss was asked to kidnap me?" Kagome asked Yura.
Yura was standing on the edge of the building. "Yep...basically, he was ordered to kidnap you so he could get to your little boyfriend..." Yura said smirking at the red faced Kagome.
"But, why does he want Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Hm...beats me...I just follow orders...He probably wants your little boyfriend's abilities...He would come in handy as a ninja in our gang..." Yura said with a sigh. "We need help...the ninjas are getting more and more sluggish, as of late. I'm the only one doing a good job at our little 'tasks'" Yura chuckled at that.
Kagome was now confused. *Are they thieves?* "Uhhh...what 'tasks'?" Kagome asked with a gulp.
Yura glanced at Kagome and grinned. "OH NOTHING! You don't have to worry your cute little head about it!" Yura said hopping off of that edge and landing right in front of Kagome.
Kagome glared at Yura suspiciously. *she's hiding something from me...I just don't know what...* "OK...well...will you hurt Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
Yura put a finger to her mouth, thoughtfully. "You know what, I'm not sure what we're gonna do if he refuses...never thought about it...hmm...probably fight!" Yura said with a smirk.
Kagome felt a shiver go down her spine. Then she remembered something that made her happy, yet scared at the same time. "WAIT! Inuyasha has a little secret that might interfere with your plans...He only turns into a demon on the night of the new moon...then he turns back into a regular human!" Kagome said with a HA!
Yura sweat dropped. "Really? Damn...I did it now...Boss is gonna be so mad at me...damn, damn..." Yura said turning away. "Well, we better go and tell him before its too late..." With that, Yura picked up Kagome and jumped off of the side of the building.
~~~~~meanwhile~~~
"Kikyo, um, ma'am?" A man said walking up to Kikyo as she sat at a table at the luau. He was in a ninja suit and was sweating.
"What is it? Can't you see I'm busy?" Kikyo said snootily.
"Yura has Kagome and Inuyasha has been caught..." The man said sheepishly.
Kikyo twitched. "What...was...that?! INUYASHA WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET CAUGHT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?!" Kikyo screeched.
The man flinched. "He just kinda "jumped" into our arms....as if he wanted to get caught...we could do nothing...or at least I couldn't do anything about it." The man said.
Kikyo fumed. "He wanted to get caught so he could save Kagome..." Kikyo said glaring at the ninja who flinched and inched away. "Damn you, Inuyasha...if only you were a dumb, hot guy instead of a smart, hot guy...and YOU, Kagome...I despise you the most...you'll never get Inuyasha...heh...not with the plan I have cooked up! NEYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Kikyo laughed. Some people sitting in nearby tables got up and moved to tables away from the teenager who had seemed to have gone mad.
~~~~~~~~~at the ninja's fortress (they have a fortress!!!)~~~
"Boss, may I have a word with you?" Yura said, bowing before she entered the room. It was a room fit for a ninja king! It had pottery from what seemed to be the Sengoku era. Along with furniture and paintings that seemed to be from that time as well. Also on the walls were framed ninja weapons. Throwing stars and scythe with chain, and katanas.
Kagome looked around in awe. She had never seen real ninja weaponry before. It was pretty fascinating...until she remembered the predicament she was in.
"Yes Yura?" The ninja boss asked.
Yura bowed one more time and gave Kagome a push, ordering her to walk in. Kagome stumbled a little, still in complete awe form all the beautiful Sengoku upholstery. "I brought Kagome, just as Lady Kikyo had asked..." Yura informed her boss, and he nodded.
Kagome blinked. *Lady Kikyo...Kikyo made them kidnap me?!* Kagome thought with a gasp.
The boss glanced at Kagome. *hmmm...she's a cute one...* He said eyeing Kagome. Kagome glared at him. He was about her age, with long, shinny black hair that was braided. He was wearing a ninja outfit just like Yura's only his was a little more glamorous sense he was the boss.
"Kagome, that is you name, no harm will come to Inuyasha...Lady Kikyo has made that clear to us...heh...very...clear..." The boss said with a sweat drop.
Kagome chuckled to her self. *She must have threatened them with their life...or with her face!*
The boss continued. "You must be very confused. I'll clear everything up for you..." The boss said gesturing them to sit down on the pillows next to him. "We had gotten a call from lady Kikyo telling us to kidnap you. She wanted you to disappear in order for her to have Inuyasha. I don't know how that would work because, as I suspected, Inuyasha is attracted to you. He would go after you, not stay with Kikyo. Anyway, she said that if he refused to go with her that he would be made one of her ninja's just like us." The boss explained.
Kagome gasped. "You all work for Kikyo?" Kagome asked.
"Yes..."
"I see...so you're her bitch!!!" Kagome said bursting into a fit of laughter. Yura inched away.
"Dead girl walkin'..."
The ninja boss fumed. "What...was...that?!?!?" He boomed.
Kagome slouched down, putting her hands up in defense. "n- nothing...I just couldn't help my self!!" Kagome said with a chuckle.
The boss glared down at Kagome "If you weren't so damn cute, I would have killed you..." He said sitting back down. Yura gave a sigh of relief.
"Uhhh...Bankotsu, shouldn't we stick to the issue at hand?" Yura suggested with a nervous laugh.
Bankotsu blinked. "What issue? There's an issue?!" He glared at Yura who inched away.
"Uhhh...yeah...well...the thing is, is that Inuyasha has a little secret...and this could interfere with Lady Kikyo's plans on threatening him..." Yura began to explain but slowed down to a top when she felt Bankotsu was not paying attention to her but instead to Kagome. "ahem..." Yura say with an anger vain.
"OH! Yes, and what would that secret be?" He said sitting back.
"He only has these incredible powers on the night where there's no moon..." Yura said with a nervous laugh. *he's gonna be pissed now...*
Bankotsu snapped. "WHAT?!" He slammed his fist on the arm handle thing of the chair making Kagome flinch along with everyone else near by. "That is complete bull shit!!" He yelled.
"But it's true...and this is bad for us and Lady Kikyo...what should we do, boss?" Yura said bowing.
Bankotsu fumed. "ugh." He flopped back down on his chair and massaged his temples in frustration. "We'll have to tell Lady Kikyo."
Kagome just stared, too deep in thought to notice the guards trying to pick her up sense she, and everyone else in the room where dismissed. *I thought Kikyo would think of this before she made this plan...I mean...she isn't that stupid...is she?* Kagome chuckled to herself...which turned into a giggle...which turned into laughter...which, in turn, turned into an insane laugh that made the guards back off a little.
Bankotsu noticed Kagome was still sitting down on the pillows. He grinned. "Let her stay...I would like her company."
The guards saluted him and walked out. One looked back and winked at Bankotsu.
Kagome was still deep in thought when Bankotsu put his hand on her shoulder and drew her into a hug. She blinked...then punched him right smack in the middle of the face and kicked his...groin (snicker) and stomped out of the room. "retard...I only let Inuyasha hug me..." and with that she stuck her tongue out and slammed the door behind her.
Bankotsu sat in the middle of the floor shocked. No one was able to even touch him because of his lightning fast reaction...but this little girl was able to punch him and almost break his...family jewels(snicker). She was some kinda woman...
"She's perfect for me..." He grinned and laugh out hysterically.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end –o- chapter~~~
whew...sorry I took so long with this one...I had spring break and I went to Michigan where it snowed so much...god damn...the was funky...anyway...I'm back and so is my fanfic!! Woot! Anyway...I'll try to update my fear factor one too...I like that one...heh...Sesshomaru...the Avon salesman...lol...I love it...anyway... REVIEW ONEGAI!!!!!
Disclaimer: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries! You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms! I wave my private parts at your aunt! KIIIINNNIGGGIITS!
That was a little odd...oh well what can you expect from Monty Python...^_^;
Onto to chapter 18: Yoits and AWAY!
*Kagome! How could you let yourself get caught?! FOOL!* Inuyasha cursed her in his head, but he really didn't feel that. He was way more worried for her than angry.
Inuyasha ran from palm tree to palm tree trying to loose the ninja things that were chasing him. *Damn...I can't shake 'em off of me...How am I suppose to rescue Kagome with them trying to catch me...wait...* Just then, Inuyasha got an idea...an offal idea...an terrible, offal idea! (Not really...just felt like doing that ^^;) *maybe if I let them catch me, I will be taken to where Kagome is...* (hmm...where have we seen this before? *cough*Birds of paradise episode*cough*) Inuyasha smirked to himself and jumped on the trunk of a palm tree and flipped over.
"YOU WANT ME?! COME AND GET ME!!" Inuyasha yelled with his arms spread out, a huge grin on his face. The ninjas didn't hesitate. They leapt at him and grabbed him so fast, he couldn't even sense them coming before it was too late.
The ninjas jumped into the air, one holding Inuyasha, and disappeared. *great...now I don't know where we're going so I'll have trouble getting home...especially if this doesn't end before sunrise...shit!* He hadn't thought of that little factor. If he turned back into a human and they were still fighting those ninja things, or probably their boss, he and Kagome would be screwed. *You better be OK, Kagome...* Inuyasha scolled to her even though she couldn't hear/read his thoughts.
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"So, your boss was asked to kidnap me?" Kagome asked Yura.
Yura was standing on the edge of the building. "Yep...basically, he was ordered to kidnap you so he could get to your little boyfriend..." Yura said smirking at the red faced Kagome.
"But, why does he want Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Hm...beats me...I just follow orders...He probably wants your little boyfriend's abilities...He would come in handy as a ninja in our gang..." Yura said with a sigh. "We need help...the ninjas are getting more and more sluggish, as of late. I'm the only one doing a good job at our little 'tasks'" Yura chuckled at that.
Kagome was now confused. *Are they thieves?* "Uhhh...what 'tasks'?" Kagome asked with a gulp.
Yura glanced at Kagome and grinned. "OH NOTHING! You don't have to worry your cute little head about it!" Yura said hopping off of that edge and landing right in front of Kagome.
Kagome glared at Yura suspiciously. *she's hiding something from me...I just don't know what...* "OK...well...will you hurt Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
Yura put a finger to her mouth, thoughtfully. "You know what, I'm not sure what we're gonna do if he refuses...never thought about it...hmm...probably fight!" Yura said with a smirk.
Kagome felt a shiver go down her spine. Then she remembered something that made her happy, yet scared at the same time. "WAIT! Inuyasha has a little secret that might interfere with your plans...He only turns into a demon on the night of the new moon...then he turns back into a regular human!" Kagome said with a HA!
Yura sweat dropped. "Really? Damn...I did it now...Boss is gonna be so mad at me...damn, damn..." Yura said turning away. "Well, we better go and tell him before its too late..." With that, Yura picked up Kagome and jumped off of the side of the building.
~~~~~meanwhile~~~
"Kikyo, um, ma'am?" A man said walking up to Kikyo as she sat at a table at the luau. He was in a ninja suit and was sweating.
"What is it? Can't you see I'm busy?" Kikyo said snootily.
"Yura has Kagome and Inuyasha has been caught..." The man said sheepishly.
Kikyo twitched. "What...was...that?! INUYASHA WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET CAUGHT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?!" Kikyo screeched.
The man flinched. "He just kinda "jumped" into our arms....as if he wanted to get caught...we could do nothing...or at least I couldn't do anything about it." The man said.
Kikyo fumed. "He wanted to get caught so he could save Kagome..." Kikyo said glaring at the ninja who flinched and inched away. "Damn you, Inuyasha...if only you were a dumb, hot guy instead of a smart, hot guy...and YOU, Kagome...I despise you the most...you'll never get Inuyasha...heh...not with the plan I have cooked up! NEYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Kikyo laughed. Some people sitting in nearby tables got up and moved to tables away from the teenager who had seemed to have gone mad.
~~~~~~~~~at the ninja's fortress (they have a fortress!!!)~~~
"Boss, may I have a word with you?" Yura said, bowing before she entered the room. It was a room fit for a ninja king! It had pottery from what seemed to be the Sengoku era. Along with furniture and paintings that seemed to be from that time as well. Also on the walls were framed ninja weapons. Throwing stars and scythe with chain, and katanas.
Kagome looked around in awe. She had never seen real ninja weaponry before. It was pretty fascinating...until she remembered the predicament she was in.
"Yes Yura?" The ninja boss asked.
Yura bowed one more time and gave Kagome a push, ordering her to walk in. Kagome stumbled a little, still in complete awe form all the beautiful Sengoku upholstery. "I brought Kagome, just as Lady Kikyo had asked..." Yura informed her boss, and he nodded.
Kagome blinked. *Lady Kikyo...Kikyo made them kidnap me?!* Kagome thought with a gasp.
The boss glanced at Kagome. *hmmm...she's a cute one...* He said eyeing Kagome. Kagome glared at him. He was about her age, with long, shinny black hair that was braided. He was wearing a ninja outfit just like Yura's only his was a little more glamorous sense he was the boss.
"Kagome, that is you name, no harm will come to Inuyasha...Lady Kikyo has made that clear to us...heh...very...clear..." The boss said with a sweat drop.
Kagome chuckled to her self. *She must have threatened them with their life...or with her face!*
The boss continued. "You must be very confused. I'll clear everything up for you..." The boss said gesturing them to sit down on the pillows next to him. "We had gotten a call from lady Kikyo telling us to kidnap you. She wanted you to disappear in order for her to have Inuyasha. I don't know how that would work because, as I suspected, Inuyasha is attracted to you. He would go after you, not stay with Kikyo. Anyway, she said that if he refused to go with her that he would be made one of her ninja's just like us." The boss explained.
Kagome gasped. "You all work for Kikyo?" Kagome asked.
"Yes..."
"I see...so you're her bitch!!!" Kagome said bursting into a fit of laughter. Yura inched away.
"Dead girl walkin'..."
The ninja boss fumed. "What...was...that?!?!?" He boomed.
Kagome slouched down, putting her hands up in defense. "n- nothing...I just couldn't help my self!!" Kagome said with a chuckle.
The boss glared down at Kagome "If you weren't so damn cute, I would have killed you..." He said sitting back down. Yura gave a sigh of relief.
"Uhhh...Bankotsu, shouldn't we stick to the issue at hand?" Yura suggested with a nervous laugh.
Bankotsu blinked. "What issue? There's an issue?!" He glared at Yura who inched away.
"Uhhh...yeah...well...the thing is, is that Inuyasha has a little secret...and this could interfere with Lady Kikyo's plans on threatening him..." Yura began to explain but slowed down to a top when she felt Bankotsu was not paying attention to her but instead to Kagome. "ahem..." Yura say with an anger vain.
"OH! Yes, and what would that secret be?" He said sitting back.
"He only has these incredible powers on the night where there's no moon..." Yura said with a nervous laugh. *he's gonna be pissed now...*
Bankotsu snapped. "WHAT?!" He slammed his fist on the arm handle thing of the chair making Kagome flinch along with everyone else near by. "That is complete bull shit!!" He yelled.
"But it's true...and this is bad for us and Lady Kikyo...what should we do, boss?" Yura said bowing.
Bankotsu fumed. "ugh." He flopped back down on his chair and massaged his temples in frustration. "We'll have to tell Lady Kikyo."
Kagome just stared, too deep in thought to notice the guards trying to pick her up sense she, and everyone else in the room where dismissed. *I thought Kikyo would think of this before she made this plan...I mean...she isn't that stupid...is she?* Kagome chuckled to herself...which turned into a giggle...which turned into laughter...which, in turn, turned into an insane laugh that made the guards back off a little.
Bankotsu noticed Kagome was still sitting down on the pillows. He grinned. "Let her stay...I would like her company."
The guards saluted him and walked out. One looked back and winked at Bankotsu.
Kagome was still deep in thought when Bankotsu put his hand on her shoulder and drew her into a hug. She blinked...then punched him right smack in the middle of the face and kicked his...groin (snicker) and stomped out of the room. "retard...I only let Inuyasha hug me..." and with that she stuck her tongue out and slammed the door behind her.
Bankotsu sat in the middle of the floor shocked. No one was able to even touch him because of his lightning fast reaction...but this little girl was able to punch him and almost break his...family jewels(snicker). She was some kinda woman...
"She's perfect for me..." He grinned and laugh out hysterically.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end –o- chapter~~~
whew...sorry I took so long with this one...I had spring break and I went to Michigan where it snowed so much...god damn...the was funky...anyway...I'm back and so is my fanfic!! Woot! Anyway...I'll try to update my fear factor one too...I like that one...heh...Sesshomaru...the Avon salesman...lol...I love it...anyway... REVIEW ONEGAI!!!!!