The Latenight Adventures of Margret
Chapter 4
By Lady Yami
AN: OMFG O_O. Yes, people...I am in Saturday School. Stealth-Gym-Skipping does NO good if they have electronic attendance sheets. None at all. O_ Curse establishment, curse them! ...Anyways, I have my laptop and my Humungous Book of Biological Doom open, so they'll think I'm working. Mua ha ha ha. XD Anyways, after a month, I hath decided to update again. Don't ask me why. You guys don't even love me enough to review. ;_;....^^ So, I will be...writing, to appease my own rage. @_@
Disclaimer: Any lawyers that sue me get sent to DOOMY Saturday school, for I do not own KH or anything else I feel like mutilating through bad literature. :D
**grooves to remix of 1000 Words** Techno funk!
Keyboy was sexy. There was no doubt in his mind, and there was no doubt in the cameraman's mind. Swooping up to get another look at his ass, the cameraman was nearly caught. Another fierce blue gaze. This was the 3rd time this hour. He wasn't so good, Oh no.
"Alright, I KNOW you're there, you...you...PICKEL JAR"! The Keyblades were out, and so was the bad insult. The imposter quaked. Oh, crap...if Keyboy caught him - images began flashing through his mind - himself, tied to the bedpost, Sora in a medevil spiked speedo with a whip, hamsters gnawing off his nipples, that guy from the oatmeal box recording it all - CRAP. He must FLEE...But how?
He looked about frantically. The windows? Closed. The door? Closed. How how how how how - AH HAH! The window in the bathroom. But how to get past him? He searched through his pants. Key to his outhouse, microphone, Kingdom Hearts walkthru, condom...picture of Kairi. Haw.
Keyboy was filled with rage. He stumbled about insanely, his dual Keybladeness filled with sexy. THE SEX! IT CONSUMES!
**authoress is slapped**...Thanks. XD
Then, suddenly, Kairi was there. Her and her sexy. Well, just her head. It was floating rather precariously, but it was indeed Kairi's head. She looked rather disraught. If Keyboy was smart, he would indeed remember that Kairi was not at all happy with the picture being taken at that time, for she had birthed a giant pimple that night, and was feeling like an angsty teenager.
"Kairi, my tasty bag of sex! COME TO ME"!
The idiotic teenager pounced the picture, and the imposted sped under his feet, through the bathroom, hopped up the toliet, and was gone.
Keyboy was nearly humping the picture when he realized that his prey and possible playmate was gone.
"GASP! MY PREY HAS FLEDITH...ME"! He roared, and then took off the door. The door slammed. There was a pause, and a few more steps, the Kairi picture was taken off the floor, and then Keyboy was out on a homicidal quest for...things.
Meanwhile, at Uninspired Metro Area's Gas Station (Smell, Unlimited Co.)
"Im tired," a voice whined.
"I need gas," came a sexy male voice.
"Oh, alright," came a slightly exapserated teenage voice.
There was a sonic boom of sorts, and Vegnagun landed neatly next to the fuel tanks, crushing a couple cars that had been filled with 12 year olds. D Anyways...
"Dude, dont' you have a form that uses less freakin' gas"?
"....Snark"?
"Frickin Bevelle, I shall eat them".
"Yes, sister Rae".
"Well..."
There was a flash of light, and suddenly, instead of a giant weapon there was a lithe teenage boy with silver hair and red eyes, starring stonily at the girls. He was dressed in baggy black pants and a silver vest, complete with sexy martial arts wrappings.
He promptly lifted the gas thing and drunk deeply, emiting of flame-thrower type burp before hanging it back up again.
"...Does this make things easier"?
"FOMG YES"! The girls roared simultaneously, ignoring the fact that when Vegnagun had indeed switched forms the girls had fallen onto solid concrete from severel hundred feet, and would have indeed been splattered flat and gooey like a pasty on Janet Jackson's bo--
William from Xenosaga ran it. "NO SINNING, AUTHORESS'! He roared, and then smacked her over the head with a KOS-MOS doll. The fangirls came, so he ran screaming into the desert.
That was...interesting.
"Tokeh, I am hungry"! The one called chibilinnet spoke, pulling on her sweatshirt.
"I am, to," said the once known as Brenda. Becci and Rae nodded as well.
Toki, a girl with long blonde hair and green eyes of stupid paused, putting a manicured finger to her lips. "We could eat that gas station guy". She said offhandedly, pointing tot he attractive and bored looking young man in the snack bar.
YAY CAMEO ITS --
.....Um. **thinks**....RENO!
"Why the FUCK am **I** the gas station retard"?!
"Because I said so, now cram it," Toki spat, then whistled merrily when the POD stared.
Heh heh, oh but things were going well...
AN: Shortest. Chapter. Ever. XD **gets shot**