Jingle Bells
An ER version of Jingle Bells. I have all the characters I could think of
from all the seasons. Hope you like it, please R/R!
Disclaimer: I do not own ER. I don't own Jingle Bells, either, and I don't know who does.
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Susan's in the trauma,
Kerry's in the hall,
Pratt is with the ladies,
Hitting on them all.
Chen is getting jealous,
Abby's all alone,
Carter's taking drugs and
Jerry won't pick up the phone.
Jingle Bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Malucci's gone to ortho,
Dorset's up against the wall,
Lucy is a savior,
Always on the ball.
Doug Ross is getting desperate,
Frank's a lazy ass,
Greene is getting angry cause
his car is out of gas.
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Kayson's up in cardio,
Carol's Kissing Tag,
Ross is looking on and
thinking "What a Fag!"
Legaspi has a consult,
Chuny's in the lab,
Sobriki's back and he just wants
To find someone to stab.
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Corday is on ER call,
Romano starts to laugh,
Even though he knows
He is hated by the staff.
Anspaugh's in a meeting,
Cleo's mad again,
Benton couldn't calm a girl
And said "Fine, you do it then!"
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Chuck's coming in the chopper,
Lewis sits alone,
He's thinking of how much he wants
To have sex over the phone.
Weaver's shouting orders,
no one really cares,
Malucci calls her festus
Cause of the evil she bears.
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Coburn's up in OB,
Maggie's off her meds,
Randi's latest fashions are,
different shades of reds.
Eric's back for Abby,
She's gonna go insane,
Carter wants her too,
They think it's all a game.
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Anna's back to visit,
Carter will rejoice,
Luka has to make another
really difficult choice.
Cvetic has gone missing,
Susan is depressed,
Chloe's back in town,
The staff all need a rest.
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
Dashing through the halls,
From the ambulance bay,
Past dead bodies we go
Groaning all the way.
This place is going to
The dogs that are from hell,
The sooner it shuts down-
"Can you please help me, I fell?.."
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
The ER's always busy,
Patient's everywhere,
"What do I do with this body?"
"Just put it over there."
Another double shift,
Coming to an end,
Thanking God it's over
My spirit needs the mend!
Jingle bells, Romano smells,
Luka wants a lay,
Oh how hard it is to work
Every Christmas Day.
A.N.: Just a little festive cheer from the ER! Hope you liked it! Click
review to tell me! Love my readers! -Julia-