Twelve Days of Christmas

An ER version of the Twelve Days Of Christmas! Please review!

Disclaimer: I do not own ER, it belongs to Michael Crichton. I do not own
theTwelve Days of Christmas, neither am I quite sure of who
itdoes belong to.

Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the ER gave to me
A drunk who drove into a tree

On the second day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the third day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the fourth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the fifth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the eighth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Eight manic patients
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the ninth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Nine children crying
Eight manic patients
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the tenth day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Ten hypothermics
Nine children crying
Eight manic patients
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas the ER gave to me
Eleven alcoholics
Ten hypothermics
Nine children crying
Eight manic patients
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the twelfth day of Christmasy the ER gave to me
Twelve influenzas
Eleven alcoholics
Ten hypothermics
Nine children crying
Eight manic patients
Seven suicidals
Six missing crash carts
Five heart attacks
Four minor burns
Three x-rays
Two broken legs
And a drunk who drove into a tree

A.N.: How was that one? I borrowed the drunk who drove into a tree line
from one of the Scrubs promos. Hope it puts everyone in the Christmas
spirit! Please review! -Julia-