A/N: OK, I need to stop with the crappy chapter titles...sorry....secondly, tell me which song should be used in a future chapter:

Mirror Mirror by M2M Kids in America by Kim Wilde Volare by Vitamin C

Des-covery

(ESTABLISHING SHOT – The laboratory where DES was created. A SCIENTIST and an AGENT stand as other AGENTS examine the computers.)

AGENT: You didn't leave the computers, not even for a second?

SCIENTIST: N-no, sir, she was always well-guarded.

AGENT: You were on the lookout for spyware.

SCIENTIST: Yes sir.

AGENT: Then explain to me how this could have happened.

SCIENTIST: I can't think of....

(An email pops up on the computer. There is no sender address. The email reads: "It was me. I installed the virus.")

AGENT: Can you trace that email?

SCIENTIST: I think so. (types furiously) ....I have nothing.

AGENT: Do you have any idea what the virus does?

SCIENTIST: (nods)

AGENT: What does it do?

SCIENTIST: It compromises her immune system.

AGENT: You'd bet money on that?

SCIENTIST: Yes.

AGENT: Thank God S060787 found her.

SCIENTIST: Do you have their assignment?

AGENT: Of course.

(Later, in Syd's room. X Men Evolution posters are all around the room)

SYD: I'm WHAT?!

AGENT: I'll say it again...(aside)...for the nineteenth time...(To SYD) You. Are. Mo-ving.

SYD: Got it. Got it. (beat) Wait. Where?

AGENT: We've contacted a woman named JESSIE BARKIN. She's DR. DRAKKEN's sister.

SYD: Wait...who the heck is DR. DRAKKEN?

AGENT: You'll find out soon enough.

SYD: Got it.

(Later, SYD is laying on the bed in her new room, a shocked expression on her face)

SYD: JESSIE. BARKIN. Is. Satan.

DES: (leaning against the wall) She wasn't that bad.

SYD: 'Wasn't that bad'? She scares the holy living crap out of me! Mark my words, DES, that woman is going to make our lives heck!!!

DES: You really have the paranoid part of the FBI down-pat, don't you?

SYD: Guess so.

DES: Man, you were right, though. She IS kinda scary. I heard her yelling at you from three stories up! And you were all like... 'Don't hurt me, AUNT JESSIE!' (laughs)

SYD: 'Kinda scary'?

DES: Yeah. Then again when you found me I scared the holy crap out of you.

SYD: I am not paranoid!

DES: Whatever.

SYD: I'm not!

DES: You know who the last guy to say that was?

SYD: Who?

DES: One of the guys in 'Psycho'.

SYD: Yeah, right. (beat) The killer or the guy getting killed?

(Beat)

DES: What do YOU think?

SYD: (Groan)