A/N: OK, time to explain some things. One: Shania is my name for Shego.
I wrote the earlier draft before Go Team Go aired, so there was no earthly
way of knowing (which direction we are going...arh...been watchin' Willy
Wonka again) what Shego's real name was, or even if it's Shego. Two:
There will be a sequel after this fic.
Meet the Parents
(EST. SHOT – An FBI office. SYD sits in a chair, across the desk from an AGENT.)
SYD: I want answers.
AGENT: What kind of answers?
SYD: Who are my parents?
AGENT: (sighing, rubbing their eyes frustratedly (kinda hard to word, there, but if you've ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about)) All right. Your father's name is DR. DRAKKEN. Here's his picture. (hands a picture to SYD)
SYD: Wow...I...have...a dad...
AGENT: (handing SYD another picture) This is your mother. SHEGO.
SYD: I have a mom, too...wow...this...I'm gonna go....see you later! (Runs off)
(Cut to the hospital. DES is reading a book.)
SYD: (walking in) DES! Guess what!
DES: What?
SYD: I found out who our real parents are!
DES: What?!
SYD: I did!
DES: Really?!
SYD: Yeah! ....Um, they're supervillains, though....so....
DES: Hm...
(A few weeks later, SYD and DES walk into the lair)
DRAKKEN: (to SHEGO) And so, I will finally make her pay!
SHEGO: Yeah, if her goofy sidekick doesn't...(spots SYD)
(Beat)
SHEGO: (smacks DRAKKEN) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, NO CLONING?! AND LOOK, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!
SYD: I'm not a clone...Mom.
SHEGO: 'Mom'?
SYD: (nods) We were created from your DNA.
(DES whacks SYD)
DES: Don't tell them EVERYTHING!!
SYD: Ow! Ow!
DES: I...can't believe...we have...parents.
SHEGO: I can't believe we have kids!
(Later, SYD, DES, SHEGO, DRAKKEN, and JESSIE sit in the living room)
JESSIE: (To DRAKKEN) DREW....what happened to you?
DRAKKEN: Lab accident.
SHEGO: (to JESSIE) They've been here for sixteen years?
JESSIE: (shakes head) Only about five months.
SHEGO: But....
JESSIE: They're synthetic.
DRAKKEN: Like Olean chips?
(SYD, DES, JESSIE, and SHEGO all sigh)
DRAKKEN: What? I was being serious!
SHEGO: (to DRAKKEN) That's why POSSIBLE'S always beatin' ya.
SHEGO: So...are you guys doing well in school?
SYD: DES is.
SHEGO: (To JESSIE) Can we stay in the basement, if you don't mind?
JESSIE: (shakes head) Not at all.
(Then, the camera fades to black. The score to Say the Word is heard. In this scene, there is merely a parody of the first-season X Men Evolution theme. For the first clip, SYD is seen running toward the camera. In KP- style (like the KP logo, only orange lettering with purple lining) lettering, the word 'SYD' can be seen at the bottom of the screen. Then, we see DES blasting a waterbeam at something. In the same font, the word 'DES' can be seen with blue lettering and a silver lining. Then, 'SAM' appears, purple lining and pink letters. She [SAM] is seen zapping something with lightning. Then, finally, the word 'KIM' appears (just like in the original logo as KIM does a backflip. Fade to black. The end.)
Meet the Parents
(EST. SHOT – An FBI office. SYD sits in a chair, across the desk from an AGENT.)
SYD: I want answers.
AGENT: What kind of answers?
SYD: Who are my parents?
AGENT: (sighing, rubbing their eyes frustratedly (kinda hard to word, there, but if you've ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about)) All right. Your father's name is DR. DRAKKEN. Here's his picture. (hands a picture to SYD)
SYD: Wow...I...have...a dad...
AGENT: (handing SYD another picture) This is your mother. SHEGO.
SYD: I have a mom, too...wow...this...I'm gonna go....see you later! (Runs off)
(Cut to the hospital. DES is reading a book.)
SYD: (walking in) DES! Guess what!
DES: What?
SYD: I found out who our real parents are!
DES: What?!
SYD: I did!
DES: Really?!
SYD: Yeah! ....Um, they're supervillains, though....so....
DES: Hm...
(A few weeks later, SYD and DES walk into the lair)
DRAKKEN: (to SHEGO) And so, I will finally make her pay!
SHEGO: Yeah, if her goofy sidekick doesn't...(spots SYD)
(Beat)
SHEGO: (smacks DRAKKEN) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, NO CLONING?! AND LOOK, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!
SYD: I'm not a clone...Mom.
SHEGO: 'Mom'?
SYD: (nods) We were created from your DNA.
(DES whacks SYD)
DES: Don't tell them EVERYTHING!!
SYD: Ow! Ow!
DES: I...can't believe...we have...parents.
SHEGO: I can't believe we have kids!
(Later, SYD, DES, SHEGO, DRAKKEN, and JESSIE sit in the living room)
JESSIE: (To DRAKKEN) DREW....what happened to you?
DRAKKEN: Lab accident.
SHEGO: (to JESSIE) They've been here for sixteen years?
JESSIE: (shakes head) Only about five months.
SHEGO: But....
JESSIE: They're synthetic.
DRAKKEN: Like Olean chips?
(SYD, DES, JESSIE, and SHEGO all sigh)
DRAKKEN: What? I was being serious!
SHEGO: (to DRAKKEN) That's why POSSIBLE'S always beatin' ya.
SHEGO: So...are you guys doing well in school?
SYD: DES is.
SHEGO: (To JESSIE) Can we stay in the basement, if you don't mind?
JESSIE: (shakes head) Not at all.
(Then, the camera fades to black. The score to Say the Word is heard. In this scene, there is merely a parody of the first-season X Men Evolution theme. For the first clip, SYD is seen running toward the camera. In KP- style (like the KP logo, only orange lettering with purple lining) lettering, the word 'SYD' can be seen at the bottom of the screen. Then, we see DES blasting a waterbeam at something. In the same font, the word 'DES' can be seen with blue lettering and a silver lining. Then, 'SAM' appears, purple lining and pink letters. She [SAM] is seen zapping something with lightning. Then, finally, the word 'KIM' appears (just like in the original logo as KIM does a backflip. Fade to black. The end.)