Kari: ff.net dun like word.
Yami k.: yeah.
Kari: O.O we got 63 reviews!!!
Yami k.: yeah and a lot of requests.
Kari: we will work with dem over da next few chapters okies?
Yami k.: though we would like to mention. wait only two people guessed puahahahahahahaha
Kari: be nice we will probably type da other requests anyway. First Ranma Higurashi who guessed right and requested s/j lemon YAY we love you ^.^ we will do dat dis chapter
Yami k.: the other one was SelenaSmurf she had to request on of the pairing I dislike didn't she oh well, can't get worse then the Yugi/Ryou
Kari: I as well dun really like malik/marikxryou/bakura but two people have asked so I will probably do that in the near future
Yami k.: * sigh* I call Otogi to be our little person thingy
Otogi: hello girls, they * points to sulking Yami k. and Kari* no own us *points to yugioh cast* got it? Good
Kari: and the warning?
Otogi: * mutters, slave driver. This chapter will have a s/j lemon in it ^.^
Kari: on with the story!
Yami k.: Yay! On with the story!
CHAPTER 7
In bed with a rope
"so what are we eating?" Honda asked, his tummy grumbling loudly
Yami smirked at him; he had a fun little game to play next, unfortunately this game included no sex. Yami pouted, he wanted sex and he wanted it now.
"FOOD! What are we having for food?!" Jou was looking around as if food was about to pop out of no wear and yell EAT ME! Seto who had become annoyed by his lover grabbed him around the waist and kissed him roughly, brining Jou's fidgeting to a stop. Seto pulled away licking his lips " food" Jou murmured and kissed Seto again. "you taste better then food" Jou said licking Seto's lips.
"mmm, stop pup or I'm going t-" Seto was cut of by another bruising kiss as Jou launched himself on his lover, straddling his hips.
"go right ahead" Jou murmured attacking Seto's ear. He traced the shell of the ear, blowing on the dampened skin. Seto shivered, his puppy was a good puppy.
Everyone was ignoring the two people making out on the couch. Yami and Honda were having a heated argument about what to get, pizza or Chinese food.
"Jou what do you want. Gah! I did not need to see that" Honda yelled covering his eyes like this did not go on every day at school. Honda had not being hanging out with the other so this is not a normal thing.
"huh?" Jou said pulling up out of a heated kiss with Seto. "you say something?" Jou asked with a innocent look on his face. Seto snickered at Jou clueless look.
"you are too cute pup" Seto smiled happily are pulled Jou closer to him.
"don't call me a pup" Jou said closing in so he was almost kissing Seto again but not quite "or I will have to shut you up" Jou murmured, close enough to taste Seto's breath, it was sweet but not as sweet as his kiss. So to taste that kiss again he leaned in and pushed his lips against the taller boy's. Honda sighed and went back to trying to getting Yami to get pizza. Marik smiled happily and looked at the large present under the tree that held something that would change his life forever. The large green box that was under the tree was inconspicuous with a large red ribbon tied cutely around it. How Marik had managed tie a bow cutely was a mystery to all how had seen the present, but he had managed it somehow pulled it off. Two minutes had passed when Marik had started to think and Jou had started his kiss. Both Honda and Yami were still arguing about the food, Yugi and Otogi and Ryou were talking, Ryou was using Bakura as a big comfy seat. Bakura did not seem to mind, but hey who would? "CHINESE!" Jou suddenly yelled from where he had pulled out of yet another kiss his lips swollen and moist. Everyone turned from what they were doing to looked oddly at him "I want Chinese" Jou stated calmly smiling stupidly. Every one went back to what they had been doing before Jou's random out burst. Yami wore a triumphant smirk, he had won it would be Chinese.
"not fair he doesn't know what he is saying" Honda was still trying to win this little battle, he did not seem to realize that there was no winning against the king of games.
"I do so!" Jou said yet again pulling away from his Seto who was now pouting at being interrupted so many times in a row.
"get back here pup" Seto growled possessively and pulled Jou down for another searing kiss. Honda rolled his eyes, and turned to Yami
"fine you win" he was about to continue when Yugi gave his two cents (A.N: heh, I couldn't help it, it sounded funny ^.^)
"of course he won, he is Yami" Yugi smiled and Bakura snorted, causing Ryou too cuff him lightly.
"as I was saying, who is going to pay for it?"
"well I have an idea" Yami stared directly at Seto, who in turn was not looking at him and was directing all of his attention to his lover. Who wouldn't? all was silent for a while as they all stopped and stared at Seto, he still took no notice. "ahem" Yami coughed lightly, still no response.
"shall I get the water?" Yugi said happily, a little to happily. (A.N: ;-) then Jou would have to take off his other shirt!) still there was no response from the two boys on the couch, not even a twitch to show that they had heard the threat.
"no it's okay" Yami said walking over and tapping Seto on the shoulder, there was no twitch yet again. Yami was getting very annoyed, he wanted food now damnit! He was getting very desperate, the wheels in his head were turning connecting events and planning, if he got the food quickly, he get to the cake quickly and then he could get to the inevitable lovemaking this night. He smiled and whacked Seto in the back of the head quite hard, hard enough to cause the brunet to turn around and glare murderously at him.
"what the hell was THAT for!" Seto was glaring at a Yami, who was smiling happily, much like Yugi had been at the mention of the water.
"for being an ass" Yami replied confidently, and Yugi glared slightly at the spirit. Kaiba's glare intensified
"whatever" Seto said annoyed at being interrupted AGAIN!
"actually, we wanted to ask a favor" Yami began
"no" Seto said flatly. Jou smirked, that was so typical of his lover. It comes from living with Mokuba, really it was.
"you didn't even hear" Honda protested
"so" Seto said flatly again. Marik, Malik, Bakura, and Otogi were watching this all unfold with small smiles on their faces.
"come on we need the food" Yami pouted looking at Seto crossly. At the mention at the four-letter 'f' word his head shot up.
"food did you say food?" Jou looked around with a 'kid-in-a-candy-store' look in his eyes
"no" Seto said nervously, he knew what was coming he always got suckered into paying for the meals. It's not like he couldn't pay for it, though it was out of his character so he normally didn't. He enjoyed watching the happy expression on Jou's face as he brought his to some nice place, or even when he brought him to some little pizza place.
"SETO!" Jou pouted " I want food will you please give me food?" Jou looked up at Seto giving him puppy eyes that were not puppy eyes because he was NOT a puppy. Seto was melting under the look ' must be strong, must not give in. bad for the image' he thought just as he found himself caving in.
"fine I will pay" Seto said sighing he looked at the blond, he gave a now- not-so-rare small smile.
"yay!" Jou glomped Seto
soon the food had been ordered, and the people were randomly sitting around, talking, making out, staring off into space you know what normal teenagers, ancient spirits and CEO's would do. There was a knock on the door, Honda and Jou thundered to the door. They must have really scared the deliveryman, for when they opened the door he was staring wide-eyed. At the two teenagers, who grabbed the bags and bags of food and ran back into the room. The deliveryman stood there in shock as another man walked up to the door and pulled out a wallet. He smiled slightly
"here keep the change" he gave the deliveryman a large wad of cash and called into the house "koi! Don't eat all of it!" he then rushed back into the house, leaving a surprised man standing at the doorstep. He walked away muttering something about damn crazy teenagers.
Inside Bakura's head shot up from where he was keeping a ravenous Jou away from the food. He smirked, sometimes enhanced hearing was actually quite fun.
All eight boys sat around the room eating, each one was with there respective lovers, some were having fun being mushy. Some were talking, and some were just eating. (A.N: it's 5:50. as expected it's 5:51 in the morning.)
"hey let's play 'IN bed with a rope'!" Ryou yelled happily as he grabbed the bag of fortune cookies from Jou.
"those were mine!" Jou yelled, unhappy at the loss of his precious cookies. He was the only one who actually liked the cookies, too the rest they were awfully gross.
Bakura raised an eyebrow
"I see no bed, but the couch will do fine" he grinned evilly at Ryou, Ryou rolled his eyes at his Yami.
"that is not what I meant, and you know it!" Ryou pouted slightly, his Yami was always so so so. hentai.
"okay!" Otogi said happily, he had played this game with Ryou before. Ryou passed around the cookies, at seeing Marik's disgusted face he giggled.
"you don't have to eat it! Give it to Jou after, he'll eat it" Jou looked very happy that all his cookies were coming back to him.
"so how do you play?" Yami asked, always interested in a new game
"well it's all in the luck" Ryou giggled at the look of concentration on Yami's face apparently he wanted to win. "you brake open the cookie, get the fortune read it out loud then add 'in bed with a rope'. If yours is very funny, well the best wins it's all that easy" Ryou smiled happily. All the Yamies and Seto were glaring at each other each one wanted to win.
"how about you go first Yami?" Ryou nodded in Yami's direction. Yami returned the nod and closed his eyes in concentration, don't ask why. He thought out to the cookie ' heart of the cookie please help me' he thought. Yugi caught wind of these thought over the link, and began to giggle madly. Yami broke open the cookie he smiled and thought 'thank you heat of the cookie' Yugi was in gales of laughter by now.
"you will overcome many hardships" he smiled and added "in bed with a rope" Jou laughed, as did Ryou, Malik and Marik were giggling. Yugi was still laughing at the 'heart of the cookie' (A.N: ^.^;;). Yugi who had regained his composure somewhat, though he would randomly giggle a bit, he also 'cracked the cookie' quite literally.
"Regular nods and smiles create a neighborhood in bed with a rope"
"big bed" Marik commented, Yugi blushed slightly
"my turn" Ryou said he opened his cookie, that Jou was staring hungrily at " An unusual answer will gain you attention in bed with a rope" Ryou gave Bakura a meaningful look as the others snickered.
"my turn then?" at Ryou's nod he opened his cookie and began to read his fortune, Jou was happily eating Ryou's cookie "find a comfortable place and just stay awhile in bed with a rope" He smirked and laughed a long with the others though he had his own reasons, he could think of a comfortable place he could stay for awhile, and had to do with a bed a rope and Ryou.
"yay! me next" Otogi broke his cookie, Bakura was taunting Jou with the piece of his cookie "you never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. in bed with a rope" Otogi muttered the last part his cheeks glowing slightly. The others were trying not to laugh.
"me!" Honda broke his cookie open smiling at his raven haired lover he began to read, in the back round Bakura was still taunting Jou with the pieces of cookie "You will soon be honored by someone you respect in bed with a rope" Honda winked at Otogi, how blushed. As Bakura stopped paying attention to Jou long enough to laugh with the rest of them, Jou stole the piece of cookie Bakura had and shoved it in his mouth quickly causing Bakura to scowl, and Ryou to laugh cutely, lifting Bakura's scowl.
Marik snorted at Jou "me then?" he asked Ryou nodded at him so he opened the cookie making a disgusted look crossing his face as the crumbs fell on his sexy clothes "an unusual event will change your mood in bed with a rope" Marik snorted again, Jou started to choke on the cookie he had borrowed from Otogi and Marik, he ate them both at once. Seto helped hi as Malik cracked open his cookie.
"every man is a volume if you know how to read him in bed with a rope" Malik smirked "and Marik just so happens to be my favorite, and I intend to 'read' every page" he finished in a low purr in Marik's ear. The two promptly started to make out on the floor they were sitting on. Jou who was breathing fine now opened his cookie and read, his face glowed a little red but that was all he began to read.
"a bountiful tree may take years to blossom in bed with a rope" he smirked and Seto snorted much like Marik but different, he wasn't Marik after all. Jou turned to Seto "you're the last now you go"
"fine, You have style and panache . in bed with a rope." this is so wrong he muttered.
"that is the point" Ryou did that cute little giggle that made all the people present want to go 'aww'.
"now that, that is over can we eat cake?" Yami whined getting a little anxious.
"we have cake?" Yugi asked
"yes a very special cake" he said winking
"wait who won?" Seto demanded looking at Ryou, who had been the unofficial referee.
". ano. I can't remember" he smiled and rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. Seto growled, but Bakura wrapped his light in a tight embrace to show that Ryou was not to be touched.
"cake" Yami whined again ushering them into the kitchen.
Kari: that is all folks * puts on hat*
Yami k.: yeah. we are good. IT'S F***ING 6:55 IN THE MORNING!!! AND WE HAVE NOT SLEPT!
Kari:. I noticed already
Yami k.: . that is not the point! you didn't even do what you said you were going to this chapter!
Kari: well this part took longer then I thought and it's long enough.
Yami k.: lazy. * sigh* we will next time. so stay tuned
Kari: don't touch that dial! And Ja
Yami k.: yeah.
Kari: O.O we got 63 reviews!!!
Yami k.: yeah and a lot of requests.
Kari: we will work with dem over da next few chapters okies?
Yami k.: though we would like to mention. wait only two people guessed puahahahahahahaha
Kari: be nice we will probably type da other requests anyway. First Ranma Higurashi who guessed right and requested s/j lemon YAY we love you ^.^ we will do dat dis chapter
Yami k.: the other one was SelenaSmurf she had to request on of the pairing I dislike didn't she oh well, can't get worse then the Yugi/Ryou
Kari: I as well dun really like malik/marikxryou/bakura but two people have asked so I will probably do that in the near future
Yami k.: * sigh* I call Otogi to be our little person thingy
Otogi: hello girls, they * points to sulking Yami k. and Kari* no own us *points to yugioh cast* got it? Good
Kari: and the warning?
Otogi: * mutters, slave driver. This chapter will have a s/j lemon in it ^.^
Kari: on with the story!
Yami k.: Yay! On with the story!
CHAPTER 7
In bed with a rope
"so what are we eating?" Honda asked, his tummy grumbling loudly
Yami smirked at him; he had a fun little game to play next, unfortunately this game included no sex. Yami pouted, he wanted sex and he wanted it now.
"FOOD! What are we having for food?!" Jou was looking around as if food was about to pop out of no wear and yell EAT ME! Seto who had become annoyed by his lover grabbed him around the waist and kissed him roughly, brining Jou's fidgeting to a stop. Seto pulled away licking his lips " food" Jou murmured and kissed Seto again. "you taste better then food" Jou said licking Seto's lips.
"mmm, stop pup or I'm going t-" Seto was cut of by another bruising kiss as Jou launched himself on his lover, straddling his hips.
"go right ahead" Jou murmured attacking Seto's ear. He traced the shell of the ear, blowing on the dampened skin. Seto shivered, his puppy was a good puppy.
Everyone was ignoring the two people making out on the couch. Yami and Honda were having a heated argument about what to get, pizza or Chinese food.
"Jou what do you want. Gah! I did not need to see that" Honda yelled covering his eyes like this did not go on every day at school. Honda had not being hanging out with the other so this is not a normal thing.
"huh?" Jou said pulling up out of a heated kiss with Seto. "you say something?" Jou asked with a innocent look on his face. Seto snickered at Jou clueless look.
"you are too cute pup" Seto smiled happily are pulled Jou closer to him.
"don't call me a pup" Jou said closing in so he was almost kissing Seto again but not quite "or I will have to shut you up" Jou murmured, close enough to taste Seto's breath, it was sweet but not as sweet as his kiss. So to taste that kiss again he leaned in and pushed his lips against the taller boy's. Honda sighed and went back to trying to getting Yami to get pizza. Marik smiled happily and looked at the large present under the tree that held something that would change his life forever. The large green box that was under the tree was inconspicuous with a large red ribbon tied cutely around it. How Marik had managed tie a bow cutely was a mystery to all how had seen the present, but he had managed it somehow pulled it off. Two minutes had passed when Marik had started to think and Jou had started his kiss. Both Honda and Yami were still arguing about the food, Yugi and Otogi and Ryou were talking, Ryou was using Bakura as a big comfy seat. Bakura did not seem to mind, but hey who would? "CHINESE!" Jou suddenly yelled from where he had pulled out of yet another kiss his lips swollen and moist. Everyone turned from what they were doing to looked oddly at him "I want Chinese" Jou stated calmly smiling stupidly. Every one went back to what they had been doing before Jou's random out burst. Yami wore a triumphant smirk, he had won it would be Chinese.
"not fair he doesn't know what he is saying" Honda was still trying to win this little battle, he did not seem to realize that there was no winning against the king of games.
"I do so!" Jou said yet again pulling away from his Seto who was now pouting at being interrupted so many times in a row.
"get back here pup" Seto growled possessively and pulled Jou down for another searing kiss. Honda rolled his eyes, and turned to Yami
"fine you win" he was about to continue when Yugi gave his two cents (A.N: heh, I couldn't help it, it sounded funny ^.^)
"of course he won, he is Yami" Yugi smiled and Bakura snorted, causing Ryou too cuff him lightly.
"as I was saying, who is going to pay for it?"
"well I have an idea" Yami stared directly at Seto, who in turn was not looking at him and was directing all of his attention to his lover. Who wouldn't? all was silent for a while as they all stopped and stared at Seto, he still took no notice. "ahem" Yami coughed lightly, still no response.
"shall I get the water?" Yugi said happily, a little to happily. (A.N: ;-) then Jou would have to take off his other shirt!) still there was no response from the two boys on the couch, not even a twitch to show that they had heard the threat.
"no it's okay" Yami said walking over and tapping Seto on the shoulder, there was no twitch yet again. Yami was getting very annoyed, he wanted food now damnit! He was getting very desperate, the wheels in his head were turning connecting events and planning, if he got the food quickly, he get to the cake quickly and then he could get to the inevitable lovemaking this night. He smiled and whacked Seto in the back of the head quite hard, hard enough to cause the brunet to turn around and glare murderously at him.
"what the hell was THAT for!" Seto was glaring at a Yami, who was smiling happily, much like Yugi had been at the mention of the water.
"for being an ass" Yami replied confidently, and Yugi glared slightly at the spirit. Kaiba's glare intensified
"whatever" Seto said annoyed at being interrupted AGAIN!
"actually, we wanted to ask a favor" Yami began
"no" Seto said flatly. Jou smirked, that was so typical of his lover. It comes from living with Mokuba, really it was.
"you didn't even hear" Honda protested
"so" Seto said flatly again. Marik, Malik, Bakura, and Otogi were watching this all unfold with small smiles on their faces.
"come on we need the food" Yami pouted looking at Seto crossly. At the mention at the four-letter 'f' word his head shot up.
"food did you say food?" Jou looked around with a 'kid-in-a-candy-store' look in his eyes
"no" Seto said nervously, he knew what was coming he always got suckered into paying for the meals. It's not like he couldn't pay for it, though it was out of his character so he normally didn't. He enjoyed watching the happy expression on Jou's face as he brought his to some nice place, or even when he brought him to some little pizza place.
"SETO!" Jou pouted " I want food will you please give me food?" Jou looked up at Seto giving him puppy eyes that were not puppy eyes because he was NOT a puppy. Seto was melting under the look ' must be strong, must not give in. bad for the image' he thought just as he found himself caving in.
"fine I will pay" Seto said sighing he looked at the blond, he gave a now- not-so-rare small smile.
"yay!" Jou glomped Seto
soon the food had been ordered, and the people were randomly sitting around, talking, making out, staring off into space you know what normal teenagers, ancient spirits and CEO's would do. There was a knock on the door, Honda and Jou thundered to the door. They must have really scared the deliveryman, for when they opened the door he was staring wide-eyed. At the two teenagers, who grabbed the bags and bags of food and ran back into the room. The deliveryman stood there in shock as another man walked up to the door and pulled out a wallet. He smiled slightly
"here keep the change" he gave the deliveryman a large wad of cash and called into the house "koi! Don't eat all of it!" he then rushed back into the house, leaving a surprised man standing at the doorstep. He walked away muttering something about damn crazy teenagers.
Inside Bakura's head shot up from where he was keeping a ravenous Jou away from the food. He smirked, sometimes enhanced hearing was actually quite fun.
All eight boys sat around the room eating, each one was with there respective lovers, some were having fun being mushy. Some were talking, and some were just eating. (A.N: it's 5:50. as expected it's 5:51 in the morning.)
"hey let's play 'IN bed with a rope'!" Ryou yelled happily as he grabbed the bag of fortune cookies from Jou.
"those were mine!" Jou yelled, unhappy at the loss of his precious cookies. He was the only one who actually liked the cookies, too the rest they were awfully gross.
Bakura raised an eyebrow
"I see no bed, but the couch will do fine" he grinned evilly at Ryou, Ryou rolled his eyes at his Yami.
"that is not what I meant, and you know it!" Ryou pouted slightly, his Yami was always so so so. hentai.
"okay!" Otogi said happily, he had played this game with Ryou before. Ryou passed around the cookies, at seeing Marik's disgusted face he giggled.
"you don't have to eat it! Give it to Jou after, he'll eat it" Jou looked very happy that all his cookies were coming back to him.
"so how do you play?" Yami asked, always interested in a new game
"well it's all in the luck" Ryou giggled at the look of concentration on Yami's face apparently he wanted to win. "you brake open the cookie, get the fortune read it out loud then add 'in bed with a rope'. If yours is very funny, well the best wins it's all that easy" Ryou smiled happily. All the Yamies and Seto were glaring at each other each one wanted to win.
"how about you go first Yami?" Ryou nodded in Yami's direction. Yami returned the nod and closed his eyes in concentration, don't ask why. He thought out to the cookie ' heart of the cookie please help me' he thought. Yugi caught wind of these thought over the link, and began to giggle madly. Yami broke open the cookie he smiled and thought 'thank you heat of the cookie' Yugi was in gales of laughter by now.
"you will overcome many hardships" he smiled and added "in bed with a rope" Jou laughed, as did Ryou, Malik and Marik were giggling. Yugi was still laughing at the 'heart of the cookie' (A.N: ^.^;;). Yugi who had regained his composure somewhat, though he would randomly giggle a bit, he also 'cracked the cookie' quite literally.
"Regular nods and smiles create a neighborhood in bed with a rope"
"big bed" Marik commented, Yugi blushed slightly
"my turn" Ryou said he opened his cookie, that Jou was staring hungrily at " An unusual answer will gain you attention in bed with a rope" Ryou gave Bakura a meaningful look as the others snickered.
"my turn then?" at Ryou's nod he opened his cookie and began to read his fortune, Jou was happily eating Ryou's cookie "find a comfortable place and just stay awhile in bed with a rope" He smirked and laughed a long with the others though he had his own reasons, he could think of a comfortable place he could stay for awhile, and had to do with a bed a rope and Ryou.
"yay! me next" Otogi broke his cookie, Bakura was taunting Jou with the piece of his cookie "you never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. in bed with a rope" Otogi muttered the last part his cheeks glowing slightly. The others were trying not to laugh.
"me!" Honda broke his cookie open smiling at his raven haired lover he began to read, in the back round Bakura was still taunting Jou with the pieces of cookie "You will soon be honored by someone you respect in bed with a rope" Honda winked at Otogi, how blushed. As Bakura stopped paying attention to Jou long enough to laugh with the rest of them, Jou stole the piece of cookie Bakura had and shoved it in his mouth quickly causing Bakura to scowl, and Ryou to laugh cutely, lifting Bakura's scowl.
Marik snorted at Jou "me then?" he asked Ryou nodded at him so he opened the cookie making a disgusted look crossing his face as the crumbs fell on his sexy clothes "an unusual event will change your mood in bed with a rope" Marik snorted again, Jou started to choke on the cookie he had borrowed from Otogi and Marik, he ate them both at once. Seto helped hi as Malik cracked open his cookie.
"every man is a volume if you know how to read him in bed with a rope" Malik smirked "and Marik just so happens to be my favorite, and I intend to 'read' every page" he finished in a low purr in Marik's ear. The two promptly started to make out on the floor they were sitting on. Jou who was breathing fine now opened his cookie and read, his face glowed a little red but that was all he began to read.
"a bountiful tree may take years to blossom in bed with a rope" he smirked and Seto snorted much like Marik but different, he wasn't Marik after all. Jou turned to Seto "you're the last now you go"
"fine, You have style and panache . in bed with a rope." this is so wrong he muttered.
"that is the point" Ryou did that cute little giggle that made all the people present want to go 'aww'.
"now that, that is over can we eat cake?" Yami whined getting a little anxious.
"we have cake?" Yugi asked
"yes a very special cake" he said winking
"wait who won?" Seto demanded looking at Ryou, who had been the unofficial referee.
". ano. I can't remember" he smiled and rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. Seto growled, but Bakura wrapped his light in a tight embrace to show that Ryou was not to be touched.
"cake" Yami whined again ushering them into the kitchen.
Kari: that is all folks * puts on hat*
Yami k.: yeah. we are good. IT'S F***ING 6:55 IN THE MORNING!!! AND WE HAVE NOT SLEPT!
Kari:. I noticed already
Yami k.: . that is not the point! you didn't even do what you said you were going to this chapter!
Kari: well this part took longer then I thought and it's long enough.
Yami k.: lazy. * sigh* we will next time. so stay tuned
Kari: don't touch that dial! And Ja