kMe: Aloha yall! How ya doin? Thank you fer stickin with me so far!

Duo: Far my ass! This is the second chapter!

Me: be careful of what you say otherwise that ass wont be Heero's. How does Hilde and 7 little Hilde demons, I mean children, sound?

Duo: ACK! No please Mr.nice-author, don't be that mean! Not Hilde!

Me: then mind what you say. Tsk tsk tsk, gundam pilots these days.

Ok yall, this story continues form later in the evening on the same day. Quatre's birthday party. Well not a party but just a few people. Ummm. . . this chapter is gona be rated R for sex-related talk/humor, alcohol, a lot of swear words, and a mild lime or two ^.~ Little Quat isn't as innocent as we thought hehehe. . . Duo's a bad influence....hehehe. Oh yah, there's yaoi AND yuri in here ^.~

Now to start!

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Dog Park!

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'God when are they coming? It's already 7:30!' I thought. 'Well, in the mean time, lemme see how I look again.' I thought as I walked through my huge mansion, to my room. I stepped into the humongous room and walked to the bathroom. As I approached my bathroom, I looked into the mirror.

'Okay. My shirts okay, and so is my pants.' I thought as I stared at myself. I was wearing a white pure silk shirt and a pair of black slacks. There was something special about the slacks, and that was that there were thin needle embroideries stitched throughout, giving a thin, silver design up and down the pant legs. On top of the silk shirt was a deep black west, with the same silver designs embroidered up and down the length of the jacket.

*Ding dong* a deep, loud bell rang through the mansion.

"Oh they're here! Lets see who it is." I said as I ran to the door at top speed.

*5 minutes later*

"Whew finally at the door" I huffed and puffed as I thrw open the huge, polished, ornate oak door.

"Hey Quatre." Duo said, in a deeper and... pardon me to say this, but, sexier voice than normal.

"D-d-duo! I-is t-t-that y-you?" I barely was able to stutter.

Duo just grinned as he stood in the door, his arm resting on the frame of the door. Everything about Duo looked different. First thing you would notice is his face. His bangs were eatly combed down the middle, and tucked behind the ears, his hair clipped with small, brown clips, so it doesn't get loose. He added a thin line of mascara and light eye shadow. His lips shone with glitter and shone, bright lipstick exaggerating his lips. His amethyst eyes shone even brighter than normal. His normal, thick braid was unbraided and hair was straitened. His hair was slick, glossy, and perfectly straight. Now to his clothes. He wore a tight, black tanktop, each individual muscle showed up. He wore a matching set of tight, black leather pants, which accentuated each part of his lower body, including his... *ahem*. I blushed a few shades of red as I stared intentively up and down his body.

"Jeez Quatre, you're my best friend, but its okay with me if you want some." Duo said while winking at me.

"Duo!" I yelled at him

"Hey Quatre" I heard a sweet voice ring through my ears.

"Hey Relena! You look great!" I said as I appreciated her skirt and matching blouse.

"Thank you."

"Come on in." I told them. 'Okay, only Wufei, Noin, Zechs, Trieze, Dorothy, Hilde, and Sally left.'

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"Great! So everybody's here! Now what shall we do first?" I asked

"Oh! I got an idea! Lets play I have never! I played it once along time ago at my cousins house! Ok, we need 10 glasses of vodka." Duo said, an evil glint in his eye.

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Ugh I know its so short its not even funny but I swear that the next chapter will be atlleast twice as long! I promise!

Ciao for now!