Kari: holy F***ing S***

Yami k.: colorful as usual.

Kari: did you look at all the reviews!

Yami k.: Holy F***

Kari: you see?

Yami k.: wow.

Kari: yeah, and to answer some things. Guardian-138, I got them all out of cookies ^.^ me and my friends always play in bed with a rope!

Yami: that sounded wrong

Kari: when did you get here?

Yami k.: I brought him

Kari: fine, what ever * gives Guardian-138 well actually Diamond a big juicy steak* heh it's not like my muses are going to eat it * points to muses sitting eating cookies* that is all they eat.

Chibi Aya-muse, chibi Hotohori-muse, chibi Zech-muse, chibi Abratsubo-muse: HEY!

Kari: ^.^;;;

CHM: 80 believe it or no

Yami k.: she wants to say thank you to molly-chan the anime/game fan, youko Demon, and especially Bakura's Baby those were so funny .

Kari: and now that we have slept we are ready to write!

Yami: hold on, yugioh does not belong to these insane freaks, and there WILL be a lemon in this chapter!

Chapter 8

Cake and much ado about Mokuba

Yami led the little party into the kitchen. Yami's heart was all a flutter this was the big moment!

"Sit" he ordered to Yugi the other sat around him. Yami smiled and pulled a long black scarf from his pocket. All the things he could do with this, he smiled know that little sex fiend Yugi they will probably do most of them. He smiled happily if all went according to his plan he would be very laid tonight in his head he began to sing 'I'm gettin' Yugi tonight' to the jingle if that weird chicken commercial.

Yugi was looking at him weird only some thought were filtering through the link, he was getting lots of confusing thoughts and emotions. The lights went dim, all part of the elaborate plan.

Yami took the cake out of it's little hiding space, as Marik tied a blind fold around Yugi's eyes. Yugi remembered the last time he had been blind folded, they had been playing throw the dart at the picture of Anzu. Or was it that time with the whipped cream... Yugi licked his lips lightly; he liked whipped cream. Maybe Yami was right and he was becoming a mini sex addict?? That was a disturbing thought. He heard footsteps, and by the clicking it was Yami's leather boots, he heard Ryou muffled gasp, Malik cooed, and Jou, he also gasped lightly. All of this of course peaked Yugi's curiosity he wanted to know about this mysterious 'cake'.

He could feel the presence of his dark right behind him; he heard the thump of something on the table in front of him. The blindfold was removed by warm hand, and replaced with those same warm hands. Yugi gasped softly as he felt warm breath on his ear.

"I love you Yugi" Yami removed his hands and stepped back. He held his breath, even though technically he did not breath, he still liked too. It made him feel normal; he liked to feel normal. That was why he breathed (A.N: ^.^;;; I'm tired can you tell).

Yugi looked at the cake in front of him, thought chasing each other around his head. This was not right, he blinked a couple of times; probably looking like an idiot. Then word still remained the same so he was forced to believe that the cake said 'will you marry me?' in frosting.

Malik snickered the look on Yugi's face was priceless, where was a camera when you need one, I mean not even a master card could pay for this! Ryou had gone all starry-eyed, wouldn't it be wonderful if Bakura did something so romantic with him! Bakura caught wind of these thought and smirked, he had this all planned, except for one minor detail, okay two, maybe three; so he had none of this planned, it's the thought that counts. He would get Seto to help him with the whole planning thing later. Jou was looking with sparkles in his eyes it was great that Yugi was going to find happiness. Seto glanced at Jou, he seemed happy; if he were this happy for Yugi what would happen if he purposed? If Jou purposed would he say yes, would Jou say yes? Seto sighed this was going to be a tough decision. He loved Jou with his whole heart, but marriage? At this age! He looked at Jou shining eyes again and he knew that his heart had already made up its mind.

All this thinking went on while Yugi gaped rather fish like at the cake and Yami sat there fidgeting like crazy. The silenced stretched and stretched, Marik could reach out and poke it, though he refrained that would look plain silly and Marik was cool and evil, not silly and nonevil.

"Y-yami?" Yugi looked at Yami his eyes huge, there were already pretty big, but now they took up about half of his face, probably more.

"yes Yugi" Yami felt the tension thicken in the room as all eyes turned on them.

"YAMI I DO I DO I DO!" Yugi yelled and launched on his loved with enough force to knock him clear off his feet and onto his back.

"you do?" Yami asked a little confused, Yugi was now sobbing into his chest, tears of joy wetting Yami's shirt.

"I do I do I do" Yugi was repeating. Ryou had started to cry as well, Bakura rolled his eyes at first but was now clutched to Bakura's chest. Bakura didn't seem to mind.

Jou was grinning happily, the happiness rolled off him in waves, Seto took in his lover's happy face and he too felt a small smile come to his lips. His Jou looked so happy!

Malik smiled, not an insane smile but a semi happy one. It was obvious that something was bothering him, though he was still trying to be happy for his friends. Marik looked at Malik's wistful face, soon Marik would make all that sadness go away, or at least share the burden of carrying it.

Otogi smiled quite happy that his friend had gotten together; he snuck a look at his boyfriend. His features were softened as he looked at his friends professing their love. Otogi wanted to show how much he loved the brunet but he was not sure if Honda was ready or not. Honda watch Yami and Yugi on the ground and smiled, he was truly happy for them, all his other friends all seemed so happy with their other as well. It is not that he is not happy with Otogi I mean he really liked him. It's just that he wanted more, but he cared to much for Otogi to even think about pressuring him. (A.N: now the much requested s/j stuff)

"can we have the cake now?" Jou asked looking hungrily at the cake, his lover snorted and Ryou lifted his head and giggled a little, Honda shook his head. Yugi sniffled and got off his Yami.

"yeah just wait" Yugi walked over to the cake and took a ring box off the top and opened the box, revealing the sparkling diamond ring within. "It's so pretty!" he gasped and slipped it on.

"can I see!" Ryou, who was no longer crying bounded over and looked at it 'awing' the entire time. Jou had a big piece of the cake and was sitting on Seto. Jou would take a bite, feed Seto, and then take another bite for himself. Seto was enjoying this little game a lot. Soon the cake had been drastically reduced in size. Jou had chocolate on his hands from the cake. Seto volunteered to clean it off, and was currently licking the blond's hand clean. Jou was mesmerized by watching Seto's pink tongue come out and lick his finger clean, suffice to say it was quite erotic.

"time for me and my light to 'retire' for the night (A.N: My feet fell asleep! now I can't write ^.~)" Bakura wrapped an arm around his light's waist and pulled the smaller boy off to the guestroom that they always use.

"time for sleep-sleep" Malik said happily; bouncing off to his room, on a slight rush from all the cake he ate. Marik smiled happily, he liked it when his Hikari was happy, he was always more enthusiastic. He followed his Hikari off the guestroom they had claimed, when they bothered to use a room.

"can we go to?" Jou asked turning to his lover with that all to familiar sparkle in his eye.

"sure koinu" he winked at the pouty face the other gave him, before Jou's expression changed to one of a happy small child. He skipped off to THEIR room. (A.N: O.o freakin' big house).

"we go now to 'celebrate'?" Yami asked with a soft pinch to his lights rear. Which cased Yugi to squeak and blush, for the pinch or the squeak we will never know.

"not until all of our guests are settled!" Yugi turned an apologetic look at Otogi and Honda "you showed up unexpected, so you can sleep on the fold out couch"

"no it is alright, we should go back home" Otogi said with a bow "thank you for the food and the cake, good luck" Otogi turned and walked out the door.

"thanks a lot Yugi, Yami good luck" he ran out after his date.

"bed now?" Yami said mock looking around " I see no more guests, do you?"

"...no"

"bed?"

"yes"

Yami picked Yugi up bride style and carried him to their room. Much fun was to come!

~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~(A.N: if you read devils of the night you know this means scene change)

Seto was taking off his coat, when he was hit in the side with the weight of his cell phone. A devious idea popped into his mind, he smirked as it danced around his head. Jou always made him worry or agitated, it was not his fault he was like a mother to Mokuba and part of it passed over to how he treated Jou. Well back to the aforementioned idea, it was payback time! It was an idea worthy of coming from Seto Kaiba's head, Jou would worry and Seto would get some! He pulled out his phone.

Jou was in the middle of taking off his shirt when he noted what Seto was doing.

"Set, what are you doing?" he asked trying not to make it obvious he was 'trying' to distract Seto

"calling Mokuba" Seto said, years of business had let him able to keep a straight face even as he saw the slightly panicked look flash though his lovers eyes. Did he feel bad? Hell no!

"he must already be asleep by now, doncha think?" Jou asked getting closer to Seto in case drastic measures were needed.

"one of the maids will pick up" Seto said still trying not to smirk

"it's not nice to bother them" Jou said sliding his hot hands up Seto's shirt

"but-" he was cut off by his lovers tongue being shoved down his throat, not that he particularly minded that was the whole point of his little act. Both boys were smiling into the kiss, one thought he had fooled his lover, the other knew he had fooled his lover.

Seto pulled them closer to the bed; Jou followed willingly, why would he not? Seto had long since forgot about his little brother, he was totally engaged in his lover the two of them tore the clothes from each other like hungry animals. Jou was licking up Seto's chest all he was wearing was boxers, Seto had a little more; PANTS! Jou growled in irritation, the pants were mocking him.

He pushed Seto into the bed and trying to undo the button, it would not come off! He tried everything, but the stubborn button would not come, the faster he undid it the faster he would be able to. (A.N: ~^.^~) Seto was mentally laughing at Jou struggle with the button, he reached his hand down to help but Jou swatted it away. He was going to show that button he was superior! Finally after a hard battle Jou finally got a truce with the button. The button gone Seto was quickly rid of his pants, and like Jou was left in his boxers. Seto had grown impatient during the little struggle with the button and wanted Jou now, and he was going to get Jou now. He flipped them, and effortlessly removed Jou boxers, he stuck three fingers in Jou mouth Jou played with them just to torture Seto. When Seto went to prepare him, Jou spoke

"no I'm ready we have done this enough"

"sure?"

"I was fine last time" Jou assured his taller lover, with a small smile.

"fine" Seto kissed Jou hard thrusting his tongue in Jou's mouth, he then trust something else in a place that was not Jou's mouth. Jou cried out, there was a slight pain but by now Jou was quite adjusted. Seto waited anyway he really didn't want to hurt his lover. Jou shifted his hips wanting more contact with his lover.

Seto knowing his lover was ready Seto pulled out almost all the way out when he suddenly thrust back in, ripping a cry from Jou's throat. Jou cried out in passion with every hard thrust Seto gave him.

Seto was in bliss; Jou was bliss. Seto cried out as much as Jou did, Jou was so tight, so he told him so.

"love y-you!" Seto called out his end nearing. Jou cried out as a hand snaked between their bodies. The hand began to pump his length in time with the thrust driving into his rear end. He saw a bright flash of light across his vision and soon he was thrashing under Seto, who had already begun his climax as well.

He cried out to match his voice against his lovers. Both collapsed in a heap, breathing hard. As Jou almost reached the realm of sleep a thought occurred to him, so of course being a loud mouth he was he had to voice it.

"at least we were in private this time"

"hn" Seto replied, it's true last time they all had been in the living room. Must have given grandpa a heart attack in the morning.

Kari: * pulls her black top hat on* that's all folks ^.^

Yami k.: * also wearing a top hat* ... yeah

Kari: thank you all who reviewed you helped me get over the writers block, that and my muses

Yami k.: I hate them * glares at her muses*

Kari: we will update my other story next kay? ^.~

Yami k.: ja