Kari: hiya . T.T I'm so sad we have not updated in a while
Yami k.: well we are now so deal with it
Kari: ^.^;;; review time
To Hakkai - Gojyo - Goku - Sanzo: well your wish is my command **smirk**
To cloud-1-3-5: I'm evil I know ^.^ please dun be Malik he scares me I like your story! And yeah ^.^
To cloud-1-3-5: heh well I dun know how those chapters got like that... ^.^;;; **giggles at door** hey at the time I always wanted to try my hand at lemon writing so I did and fc is what you get.
To Dark Queen: sure I'm finishing all right
To Anonymous: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL YOURSELF ANNOYMOUS!!! JACKASS! WELL IF YOU ARE A CAT YOU DISGRACE OUR KIND!!!!
To anonymous: none of you fucking business
To Yami's-girl: thank you
To blue-elf-girl: well I'm happy you reviewed ^.^ it makes me very happy indeed! And the roast beef thing was actually my friend who did that...
To Starkiss: I did...? Well thank you maybe I shall...
To Molly-chan the anime/gamefan: it was not possible for a while but here it is!
To Ranma Higurashi: I'm confused too it was too long ago **strains memory** nope nothing.
Kari: well that is finally over and done with **straitens cat in the hat hat**
Yami k.: now we do what we want to our well not OUR characters...bah you get the idea
Kari: YEAH!!!
Chapter 10
To many boxes
The morning was a lazy one for the many tired occupants of the house above Kame Game shop. The first pair woke around 10 the next morning Crimson eyes opening slowly as the dull light lit the room. Yami groaned his entire body hurt like hell; Yugi must not feel much better. Yami smiled he had finally got past all Yugi denial; he was a sex addict last night was enough proof. Yugi moaned and attempted to roll over- attempted.
"Ow" he said carefully keeping of his back.
"Top of the morning to you to sunshine" Yami said dryly, he did feel sorry for his little lover last night would have worn out anybody even the energizer bunny. Just the thought of having sex with a fluffy giant pink bunny that kept going and going was bad enough to make him shudder. That and when he thought of anything obnoxiously pink he thought of Anzu. Ahh! Sex and Anzu in the same thought, which is just plain nasty. With that in mind Yami rolled out of bed.
"Where are you going koi?"
"To take a shower"
"Why" Yami shuddered Yugi's not so virgin mind would be scarred eternally if Yami said; so he only mumbled something non-important. "We have to go down stairs and wait for the other so we can open our presents!" Yugi said jumping out of bed only to wince. "Ow!"
"Just a quick one?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No"
"But"
"No"
"PLEASE I THOGHT OF ANZU AND SEX IN THE SAME THOUGHT!!!" Yami with this broke down in fake sobs in his so to be husband's arms.
Yugi giggled his Yami could be so amusing at times; soon it would be official he would spend the rest of his life with the insane spirit of the puzzle. Be it spiritual -been there done that- or legal -Seto had 'managed' to get the three Yamies fake identification-. Seto had to be begged of course Yugi to this day thinks back and smiles with the memory of Yami on the ground begging for Seto to do this; Bakura laughing his ass off; and Marik and Malik nowhere in sight. In the end Seto had muttered something about already agreeing to give them the identification because he had promised Jou and Ryou; which it goes unspoken Bakura was holding his side with laughter and Ryou was giggling in that soft way of his. Yami had been so pissed after that he spent days brooding about how to get Seto back. All in all everything went according to plan and Seto got his natural hair color back.
Yami dashed off to the shower the minute his little lover fell deep in thought. He was going to cleanse himself of the evil he had inflicted on himself. On the way to the bathroom he collided with something very solid. The brown haired billionaire collided with the spirit of the puzzle. Both boys were knocked to the ground due to Seto's height and Yami's desperate speed.
"You sure are in a hurry to piss" Seto said squinting at Yami through sleep blurred eyes.
"I'm not in the mood" Yami said irritated at the arrogant tone the other boy used; he wanted a shower NOW!
"Well you hit me! So stop being annoying," Seto growled he only wanted some water!
"You should watch were you are going next time"
While both boys argued on the floor in the corridor right by the bathroom they did not notice the shadow sneaking past them until an evil snicker reached their ears. There standing in front of the bathroom door was Bakura's unusual hair even wilder from being slept on.
"Mine" was the only word he said as he cackled evilly as he stepped nimbly into the door and closing it after him. Stunned silence filled the hallway; the lock could be heard clicking into place along with Bakura's evil laughter.
"What?!" Yami said staring in shock at the door this was not fair he was the king of games! Yami proceeded to throw a hissy fit about arrogant people that would not listen to him.
"Heh" Seto stared at the door" he in turn looked at Yami and laughed even harder. Seto had originally only come for a glass of water but this was turning into a funny display. Then a shriek that could rival Anzu shook the building to its very foundations.
"AHHH!!" the door to the bathroom flew open and Bakura rushed out, he was in such a hurry to get away from the room that Yami so desperately wanted that he forgot the two teens were still lounging on the stairs. He went down tripping over a conveniently placed Yami to land on Seto.
"What the!!! " Yami yelled as limbs flailed everywhere.
"Get off of me!" Seto demanded attempting to dislodge Bakura from a compromising position.
"SNAKE!!" Bakura shrieked again, flailing madly causing the three to get further tangled.
During this little episode a figure laughed and vaulted over the three into the open door of the bathroom
"I have now claimed the bathroom as my territory!" Marik chuckled and closed and locked the door.
"NO!" Yami said seeing as his chance at the bathroom had now been stolen from his yet again.
Seto was the first to manage to free himself; deciding this was not worth a drink. Seto mad his way back to his room and his puppy's arms.
"Bakura was next he scuttled away from the bathroom; throwing glances back at it from time to time until he too disappeared from whence he came.
Yami sighed and sat on the stairs all alone.
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After an hour and much cursing from Yami all boys were in the living room sitting in various places. Yami said in a lazyboy all snuggled up with Yugi who was exited about the presents. Seto sat in the middle of the couch Jou lying is head in his lap, dozing lightly. Ryou sat glaring at everything on the love seat, being help comfortably but his white haired Yami. Ryou was notorious for being one of those people that will bite you if you talk to loud in the morning.
"PRESENT TIME!" Malik screeched! He loved all the colorful paper, big mistake.
"Shut the fuck up idiot or I WILL castrate you" Ryou growled.
"Aww I love you too" Malik cooed at the pissed albino. Ryou sent the other Hikari his worst glare.
The present unwrapping went on all morning; not many highlights for the next hour or so: Seto finally got his water, Ryou woke up and opened gifts, Marik teased Malik with a huge gift for him, Yami and Yugi got cuddly- the normal.
Ryou sat on the couch surrounded in chocolate and a blue sweater, and compliments of Marik and Malik assorted sex toys. Ryou had blushed as he received some of them. Bakura also sat on the couch some of his gifts filtering into Ryou's. Seto had a lap full of Jou who in turn had a lap full of gifts. He was staring at something in a box and had been since he got it twenty minutes ago. It was a collar made of a black material it also had delicate silver chain forming a webbish pattern it. But that is not what caught attention; the tag was shiny silver with a dragon engraved into it. On the reverse side it said ' love of Seto Kaiba's life, if found please return to his waiting arms' Jou had been breathtakin at the time and was still; even after launching himself onto Seto and not letting go.
Yami and Yugi were sitting on the chair kissing fingers intertwined. The piles of gift were on the floor at their feet as well, but the two were far to wrapped up in each other to notice.
Malik sat on a pillow on the floor pouting; he had been wrestling with his Yami for 15 minutes now. He had just ended up with a bunch of kisses-not that he minded. And pulled hair, Marik held the giant box away from his Hikari; evil smile firmly in place, hair still messed beyond recognition. Malik wanted his gift; after all it was his he wanted to see whom it was from. So after much rolling around on the carpet (not the way he wanted to) he gave up and went to open his other gifts. Now that he was done with them he gave Marik a look.
"I want my present"
"Come and get it" Marik said voice taunting; all the other grew silent and looked at the showdown between the keeper of the rod and it's spirit. Malik growled deep in his throat and lunched himself at his other half. Marik caught his light easily; he smirked, "you want it?"
"Give me the box!" Malik struggled and pulled away from Marik sitting back on his heels, Malik did the first thing that popped into his head, he pouted. Marik smiled and held out the huge box and tossed the surprisingly light colorfully wrapped package at his light. Malik caught it by reflex.
"Wha..." Malik said looking suspiciously at his Yami then at the box that said 'for Malik from Marik'. Malik chewed his bottom lip and ripped off all the paper. Ryou smiled gently- now he had his coffee, he had helped Marik wrap the gift and was the only one who knew of what lurked inside! He also knew Marik was up all night worrying over what his Hikari was going to think. He had gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom when he heard Marik pacing around the living room. It was then that he learned from a smug Marik that he could create images from shadow magic, like snakes.
Malik ripped the perfectly wrapped gift- couldn't have been Marik who wrapped it. He open the box took out the painfully neon yellow tissue paper. In it he found much to his annoyance- another box. Malik attacked the next messily wrapped box- so Marik's handywork. He ripped away the paper and opened the box- the pointy part of the millennium rod came in handy. To find much to his eyes relief non -neon colored paper. He pulled it aside to find another box. He growled and looked at his Yami, who whistling off tune to look innocent. Malik open this new box, which much to his annoyance was holding a lot of neon pink paper, and a shoebox covered in ribbon. Malik refused the urge to either stab the offending box or to stab his Yami. Malik's eye twitched these boxes were going to break his fragile sanity. He opened the next box and the next until he was just plain twitching. Soon he was so annoyed that he did not notice that the only thing that would fit in the next box was a very small something. Soon he opened the last box and went to take out the next bit of paper.
The entire room gasped, Malik looked down at the sparkling ring in his hand- and fainted dead away. Marik eyes opened all the way for once in his relatively short life. He poked the fainted Malik.
"Well that I didn't expect" Ryou said blinking owlishly at the passed out Hikari on the floor.
Kari: well I'll leave it there for now
Yami k.: well aren't you the evil one **sarcastic*
Kari: really! Ooohh cool! Well see ya review please!
Yami k.: well we are now so deal with it
Kari: ^.^;;; review time
To Hakkai - Gojyo - Goku - Sanzo: well your wish is my command **smirk**
To cloud-1-3-5: I'm evil I know ^.^ please dun be Malik he scares me I like your story! And yeah ^.^
To cloud-1-3-5: heh well I dun know how those chapters got like that... ^.^;;; **giggles at door** hey at the time I always wanted to try my hand at lemon writing so I did and fc is what you get.
To Dark Queen: sure I'm finishing all right
To Anonymous: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL YOURSELF ANNOYMOUS!!! JACKASS! WELL IF YOU ARE A CAT YOU DISGRACE OUR KIND!!!!
To anonymous: none of you fucking business
To Yami's-girl: thank you
To blue-elf-girl: well I'm happy you reviewed ^.^ it makes me very happy indeed! And the roast beef thing was actually my friend who did that...
To Starkiss: I did...? Well thank you maybe I shall...
To Molly-chan the anime/gamefan: it was not possible for a while but here it is!
To Ranma Higurashi: I'm confused too it was too long ago **strains memory** nope nothing.
Kari: well that is finally over and done with **straitens cat in the hat hat**
Yami k.: now we do what we want to our well not OUR characters...bah you get the idea
Kari: YEAH!!!
Chapter 10
To many boxes
The morning was a lazy one for the many tired occupants of the house above Kame Game shop. The first pair woke around 10 the next morning Crimson eyes opening slowly as the dull light lit the room. Yami groaned his entire body hurt like hell; Yugi must not feel much better. Yami smiled he had finally got past all Yugi denial; he was a sex addict last night was enough proof. Yugi moaned and attempted to roll over- attempted.
"Ow" he said carefully keeping of his back.
"Top of the morning to you to sunshine" Yami said dryly, he did feel sorry for his little lover last night would have worn out anybody even the energizer bunny. Just the thought of having sex with a fluffy giant pink bunny that kept going and going was bad enough to make him shudder. That and when he thought of anything obnoxiously pink he thought of Anzu. Ahh! Sex and Anzu in the same thought, which is just plain nasty. With that in mind Yami rolled out of bed.
"Where are you going koi?"
"To take a shower"
"Why" Yami shuddered Yugi's not so virgin mind would be scarred eternally if Yami said; so he only mumbled something non-important. "We have to go down stairs and wait for the other so we can open our presents!" Yugi said jumping out of bed only to wince. "Ow!"
"Just a quick one?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No"
"But"
"No"
"PLEASE I THOGHT OF ANZU AND SEX IN THE SAME THOUGHT!!!" Yami with this broke down in fake sobs in his so to be husband's arms.
Yugi giggled his Yami could be so amusing at times; soon it would be official he would spend the rest of his life with the insane spirit of the puzzle. Be it spiritual -been there done that- or legal -Seto had 'managed' to get the three Yamies fake identification-. Seto had to be begged of course Yugi to this day thinks back and smiles with the memory of Yami on the ground begging for Seto to do this; Bakura laughing his ass off; and Marik and Malik nowhere in sight. In the end Seto had muttered something about already agreeing to give them the identification because he had promised Jou and Ryou; which it goes unspoken Bakura was holding his side with laughter and Ryou was giggling in that soft way of his. Yami had been so pissed after that he spent days brooding about how to get Seto back. All in all everything went according to plan and Seto got his natural hair color back.
Yami dashed off to the shower the minute his little lover fell deep in thought. He was going to cleanse himself of the evil he had inflicted on himself. On the way to the bathroom he collided with something very solid. The brown haired billionaire collided with the spirit of the puzzle. Both boys were knocked to the ground due to Seto's height and Yami's desperate speed.
"You sure are in a hurry to piss" Seto said squinting at Yami through sleep blurred eyes.
"I'm not in the mood" Yami said irritated at the arrogant tone the other boy used; he wanted a shower NOW!
"Well you hit me! So stop being annoying," Seto growled he only wanted some water!
"You should watch were you are going next time"
While both boys argued on the floor in the corridor right by the bathroom they did not notice the shadow sneaking past them until an evil snicker reached their ears. There standing in front of the bathroom door was Bakura's unusual hair even wilder from being slept on.
"Mine" was the only word he said as he cackled evilly as he stepped nimbly into the door and closing it after him. Stunned silence filled the hallway; the lock could be heard clicking into place along with Bakura's evil laughter.
"What?!" Yami said staring in shock at the door this was not fair he was the king of games! Yami proceeded to throw a hissy fit about arrogant people that would not listen to him.
"Heh" Seto stared at the door" he in turn looked at Yami and laughed even harder. Seto had originally only come for a glass of water but this was turning into a funny display. Then a shriek that could rival Anzu shook the building to its very foundations.
"AHHH!!" the door to the bathroom flew open and Bakura rushed out, he was in such a hurry to get away from the room that Yami so desperately wanted that he forgot the two teens were still lounging on the stairs. He went down tripping over a conveniently placed Yami to land on Seto.
"What the!!! " Yami yelled as limbs flailed everywhere.
"Get off of me!" Seto demanded attempting to dislodge Bakura from a compromising position.
"SNAKE!!" Bakura shrieked again, flailing madly causing the three to get further tangled.
During this little episode a figure laughed and vaulted over the three into the open door of the bathroom
"I have now claimed the bathroom as my territory!" Marik chuckled and closed and locked the door.
"NO!" Yami said seeing as his chance at the bathroom had now been stolen from his yet again.
Seto was the first to manage to free himself; deciding this was not worth a drink. Seto mad his way back to his room and his puppy's arms.
"Bakura was next he scuttled away from the bathroom; throwing glances back at it from time to time until he too disappeared from whence he came.
Yami sighed and sat on the stairs all alone.
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After an hour and much cursing from Yami all boys were in the living room sitting in various places. Yami said in a lazyboy all snuggled up with Yugi who was exited about the presents. Seto sat in the middle of the couch Jou lying is head in his lap, dozing lightly. Ryou sat glaring at everything on the love seat, being help comfortably but his white haired Yami. Ryou was notorious for being one of those people that will bite you if you talk to loud in the morning.
"PRESENT TIME!" Malik screeched! He loved all the colorful paper, big mistake.
"Shut the fuck up idiot or I WILL castrate you" Ryou growled.
"Aww I love you too" Malik cooed at the pissed albino. Ryou sent the other Hikari his worst glare.
The present unwrapping went on all morning; not many highlights for the next hour or so: Seto finally got his water, Ryou woke up and opened gifts, Marik teased Malik with a huge gift for him, Yami and Yugi got cuddly- the normal.
Ryou sat on the couch surrounded in chocolate and a blue sweater, and compliments of Marik and Malik assorted sex toys. Ryou had blushed as he received some of them. Bakura also sat on the couch some of his gifts filtering into Ryou's. Seto had a lap full of Jou who in turn had a lap full of gifts. He was staring at something in a box and had been since he got it twenty minutes ago. It was a collar made of a black material it also had delicate silver chain forming a webbish pattern it. But that is not what caught attention; the tag was shiny silver with a dragon engraved into it. On the reverse side it said ' love of Seto Kaiba's life, if found please return to his waiting arms' Jou had been breathtakin at the time and was still; even after launching himself onto Seto and not letting go.
Yami and Yugi were sitting on the chair kissing fingers intertwined. The piles of gift were on the floor at their feet as well, but the two were far to wrapped up in each other to notice.
Malik sat on a pillow on the floor pouting; he had been wrestling with his Yami for 15 minutes now. He had just ended up with a bunch of kisses-not that he minded. And pulled hair, Marik held the giant box away from his Hikari; evil smile firmly in place, hair still messed beyond recognition. Malik wanted his gift; after all it was his he wanted to see whom it was from. So after much rolling around on the carpet (not the way he wanted to) he gave up and went to open his other gifts. Now that he was done with them he gave Marik a look.
"I want my present"
"Come and get it" Marik said voice taunting; all the other grew silent and looked at the showdown between the keeper of the rod and it's spirit. Malik growled deep in his throat and lunched himself at his other half. Marik caught his light easily; he smirked, "you want it?"
"Give me the box!" Malik struggled and pulled away from Marik sitting back on his heels, Malik did the first thing that popped into his head, he pouted. Marik smiled and held out the huge box and tossed the surprisingly light colorfully wrapped package at his light. Malik caught it by reflex.
"Wha..." Malik said looking suspiciously at his Yami then at the box that said 'for Malik from Marik'. Malik chewed his bottom lip and ripped off all the paper. Ryou smiled gently- now he had his coffee, he had helped Marik wrap the gift and was the only one who knew of what lurked inside! He also knew Marik was up all night worrying over what his Hikari was going to think. He had gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom when he heard Marik pacing around the living room. It was then that he learned from a smug Marik that he could create images from shadow magic, like snakes.
Malik ripped the perfectly wrapped gift- couldn't have been Marik who wrapped it. He open the box took out the painfully neon yellow tissue paper. In it he found much to his annoyance- another box. Malik attacked the next messily wrapped box- so Marik's handywork. He ripped away the paper and opened the box- the pointy part of the millennium rod came in handy. To find much to his eyes relief non -neon colored paper. He pulled it aside to find another box. He growled and looked at his Yami, who whistling off tune to look innocent. Malik open this new box, which much to his annoyance was holding a lot of neon pink paper, and a shoebox covered in ribbon. Malik refused the urge to either stab the offending box or to stab his Yami. Malik's eye twitched these boxes were going to break his fragile sanity. He opened the next box and the next until he was just plain twitching. Soon he was so annoyed that he did not notice that the only thing that would fit in the next box was a very small something. Soon he opened the last box and went to take out the next bit of paper.
The entire room gasped, Malik looked down at the sparkling ring in his hand- and fainted dead away. Marik eyes opened all the way for once in his relatively short life. He poked the fainted Malik.
"Well that I didn't expect" Ryou said blinking owlishly at the passed out Hikari on the floor.
Kari: well I'll leave it there for now
Yami k.: well aren't you the evil one **sarcastic*
Kari: really! Ooohh cool! Well see ya review please!