YLS: Okay. I'm here with a poem. I'm going to write something depressing, so I'd better right a silly song. I hope my split personas don't get into this (I can have thirteen at one time! And I named 'em after dudes from animes and mangas) Kukurasai...my two protectors are here...
Yang: Wolfied reporting for duty, Milord. *bows*
Yin: Nurakia reporting for duty, Milord. *bows as well*
YLS: Ay carumba!
Yang *looks at above note*: I do not want to sing a silly song.
Yin: Who cares what you think as long as you don't start swearin'
Yang: *long string of very very bad cuss words*
*Yin slaps Yang, who punches back and both get into a humongous fight of arrows and swords*
YLS: STOOOOOP!!!!!
*Bloody, both look*
YLS: You're going to sing a silly song now unless-unless you want me to (thunder crack) paint my room pink and start singing the Barney theme song!
*gasp of horror* Both guardians: ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
YLS: Good. Now let's sing...Cow Song from Ultimate Muscle, Purina Song by Yang, and I Feel Pretty from Anger Management!!!
All: Yaay!!!
YLS: With my rice I like to have some cow, cow, cow
Yin: It tastes so very good I don't know how, how, how!
Yang: It's my favorite form of CHOW, CHOW, CHOW!!
All: Wow oh, Wow oh...EAT NOW!!
Yang: My turn. *to the tune of 'I Feel Preety'* I want kitties
Yin: I want mailmen
YLS: The best thing make me sing real loud
Yin: And that thing that I want is Purina doggie chow
Yang: Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow! Purina chow!
Yin: See that yummy chow in the food bowl there-
YLS: What food bowl?! Where?!
Yin: Tastes so very good; don't know how!
YLS: Tastes so good, so so very good *while Yang is singing really deeply, 'La'*
Yin: So, so very GOOOOD!!!
YLS: Tastes so charming
Yang: Tastes so charming?
Yin: It's alarming
YLS: It's alarming?
YLS & Yin: I can hardly believe that it's there!
Yang: That doggie chow, makes so sleek, my hair!
YLS & Yin: Really, really sleek, dog chow hair, hair, hair!!
All: Purina! Doggie! Chow!!!
Yin: I don't wanna sing 'I Feel Pretty'-
Both: SING IT-!!!
YLS: No time...maybe for the next. Okay, here goes my really depressing poem ^-^...T-T
Yang: If any of you flame I'll *string of rude cuss words*
Yin *sweatdrops* in other words, please don't flame. We'd appreciate the lack of encouragement the psycho would get. He likes to kill...
YLS: BACK TO THE POEM!!!!
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Aura...Aura
I can hear them say my name.
Am I really connected to the Key of the Twilight?
Why can't everything stay the same?!
Maho, oh come back to me!
I don't want you to leave!
Why do you have to go now
and leave me with my teddy bear,
whose eyes where flicked of
and whose stuffing has poked out?
The rain falls heavily in The World
But is it really raining in the Real World?
Will I really be born? Oh someone tell me please
will I be stuck here like Tsukasa?!
Lies and truths; Truths and lies
Which is which, oh which is which?!
I wonder some many different things
Will the World come to an end?!
Oh, Maho, you're back with a gift!
No wait...Maho, you're already gone...
MAHO!!!!!
TSUKASA!!!!!
CAN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?!
SUBARU!!!!!
BT!!!!!
BEAR!!!!!
EVEN SORA!!!!!
SILVER KNIGHT!!!!!
OH SOMEONE HELP ME,
I'm-I'm trapped in the world...
Yang: Wolfied reporting for duty, Milord. *bows*
Yin: Nurakia reporting for duty, Milord. *bows as well*
YLS: Ay carumba!
Yang *looks at above note*: I do not want to sing a silly song.
Yin: Who cares what you think as long as you don't start swearin'
Yang: *long string of very very bad cuss words*
*Yin slaps Yang, who punches back and both get into a humongous fight of arrows and swords*
YLS: STOOOOOP!!!!!
*Bloody, both look*
YLS: You're going to sing a silly song now unless-unless you want me to (thunder crack) paint my room pink and start singing the Barney theme song!
*gasp of horror* Both guardians: ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
YLS: Good. Now let's sing...Cow Song from Ultimate Muscle, Purina Song by Yang, and I Feel Pretty from Anger Management!!!
All: Yaay!!!
YLS: With my rice I like to have some cow, cow, cow
Yin: It tastes so very good I don't know how, how, how!
Yang: It's my favorite form of CHOW, CHOW, CHOW!!
All: Wow oh, Wow oh...EAT NOW!!
Yang: My turn. *to the tune of 'I Feel Preety'* I want kitties
Yin: I want mailmen
YLS: The best thing make me sing real loud
Yin: And that thing that I want is Purina doggie chow
Yang: Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow! Purina chow!
Yin: See that yummy chow in the food bowl there-
YLS: What food bowl?! Where?!
Yin: Tastes so very good; don't know how!
YLS: Tastes so good, so so very good *while Yang is singing really deeply, 'La'*
Yin: So, so very GOOOOD!!!
YLS: Tastes so charming
Yang: Tastes so charming?
Yin: It's alarming
YLS: It's alarming?
YLS & Yin: I can hardly believe that it's there!
Yang: That doggie chow, makes so sleek, my hair!
YLS & Yin: Really, really sleek, dog chow hair, hair, hair!!
All: Purina! Doggie! Chow!!!
Yin: I don't wanna sing 'I Feel Pretty'-
Both: SING IT-!!!
YLS: No time...maybe for the next. Okay, here goes my really depressing poem ^-^...T-T
Yang: If any of you flame I'll *string of rude cuss words*
Yin *sweatdrops* in other words, please don't flame. We'd appreciate the lack of encouragement the psycho would get. He likes to kill...
YLS: BACK TO THE POEM!!!!
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Aura...Aura
I can hear them say my name.
Am I really connected to the Key of the Twilight?
Why can't everything stay the same?!
Maho, oh come back to me!
I don't want you to leave!
Why do you have to go now
and leave me with my teddy bear,
whose eyes where flicked of
and whose stuffing has poked out?
The rain falls heavily in The World
But is it really raining in the Real World?
Will I really be born? Oh someone tell me please
will I be stuck here like Tsukasa?!
Lies and truths; Truths and lies
Which is which, oh which is which?!
I wonder some many different things
Will the World come to an end?!
Oh, Maho, you're back with a gift!
No wait...Maho, you're already gone...
MAHO!!!!!
TSUKASA!!!!!
CAN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?!
SUBARU!!!!!
BT!!!!!
BEAR!!!!!
EVEN SORA!!!!!
SILVER KNIGHT!!!!!
OH SOMEONE HELP ME,
I'm-I'm trapped in the world...