Hi I'm back for chapter 2 featuring. . . Kitty! By the way this one takes
place on a Saturday.
Disclaimer: Come on people is this really necessary? I'm fourteen for goodness sake; all you could sue me for is a couple pieces of string and some rubber bands.
Kitty
Kitty woke up and saw Rogue still sleeping with the usual scowl on her face. She walked down the hall and saw that there was a huge line for the bathroom. Normally she would wait but today the valley girl was feeling very aggravated.
"ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY MOVE!!!!!"
"NO!!!" Hearing the response of the others Kitty became angry. She walked over to Kurt's room and pulled the door off the hinges. At that moment folks she was no longer Kitty she was, ummm. . . Super Saiyen Kitty, or something like that. All of the sudden a sports caster appeared in the hallway.
"Kitty Pryde steps up to the plate. She takes her swing and oh that's gunna leave a mark. It looks Scott Summers has been hit out of the park. Well actually hit into Jean's and OH MY GREAT GOOD GOSH, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON LADY. GOGGLE BOY CLOSE YOUR EYES. HEY ICEY I SEE YOU LOOKIN', CLOSE YOUR F***** EYES." Kitty does not like cursing so this sports caster became her next target.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!" *WACK* (that folks definitely has to hurt, I mean getting hit with a door, ouch)
"Well folks looks like I'm taking an early leave but I'll be back . . . eventually, good-bye everyone," the sports caster said as he was hit out the window. Now by this time everyone had gotten the hint and had run away screaming in terror. Kitty was then able to take a shower except for the fact that oblivious Ray had walked down the hall and into the bathroom. Kitty's face turned bright red and steam poured out of her ears. She phased through the door grabbed a startled Ray (thankfully he was still clothed) and phased his head through the wall and left him there while she proceeded to take a shower. But there was no hot water. Bobby had frozen the pipes and thus all the water was ice cold. Kitty got out of the shower and quickly put some clothes on forgetting about poor Ray whose head was still in the wall. She walked down the hall over to Bobby's room. She grabbed and started to yell obscenities at him.
"BOBBY YOU ARE A ****** ******* ******** *** ** * ***** AND YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY!!!" (so much for not liking cursing) Kitty grabbed Bobby and dragged him down the hallway. She stopped at Tabitha's room smiling evilly.
"No, please not Tabby anything but Tabby. Kitty I really am sorry, please don't do this to me!!!" Bobby begged but Kitty didn't care. She dragged him into Tabitha's room and Tabby knew instantly what to do.
"Come back in fifteen minutes," Tabby said smiling.
~Fifteen minutes later~
Kitty came back to Tabitha's room, still angry, very angry. She opened the door and smiled as she saw Bobby tied to a chair and getting make-up put on him by several different girls. Now even though Bobby was wearing a dress, a wig, and a ton of make-up. Tabitha saw it fit to add her own personal touch. Going into her closet she got a very long coat with a hood on it. "Well Kitty is this good enough?"
"Perfect," Kitty said evilly, "Now hurry up and put that coat on him, I already have everyone assembled in the foyer. Bobby's eyes grew wide and he screamed in terror as he was dragged downstairs. Now when they got to the foyer everyone was waiting, well except for Ray because his head was still in the wall. In the center of the room a wrestling ring was set up and Kurt was dressed up in a referee uniform.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!" Kurt yelled, "In this corner weighing in at uhhhh . . .well weight doesn't really matter, we have KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY PRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYDE, and in the other corner we Boooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Draaaaaaaaaaaaake, who appears to be wearing . . . a dress!" Everyone broke out in laughter after seeing Bobby, whose cloak had just been pulled off revealing his attire. He looked across the ring and saw Kitty advancing on him, ready to strike. He started to back up into the corner but Kitty came charging after him and started to beat him senseless, using only . . . a hairbrush. DUN DUN DUN!
Three hours later the fight was over, well after they pulled Kitty off of Bobby and tied her up in the corner long enough for them to give her a shot to sedate her. Bobby was then taken over to the hospital wing to be treated for injuries inflicted by the hairbrush. But everyone forgot about poor Ray whose head is still in the wall. He never did get to take that shower. So-eth End-eth the-eth Chapter-eth
And the moral of this story is don't freeze the shower pipes, just don't do it. Another moral might be not to curse, but who would follow that. Anyway, please tell me who to write about next.
Disclaimer: Come on people is this really necessary? I'm fourteen for goodness sake; all you could sue me for is a couple pieces of string and some rubber bands.
Kitty
Kitty woke up and saw Rogue still sleeping with the usual scowl on her face. She walked down the hall and saw that there was a huge line for the bathroom. Normally she would wait but today the valley girl was feeling very aggravated.
"ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY MOVE!!!!!"
"NO!!!" Hearing the response of the others Kitty became angry. She walked over to Kurt's room and pulled the door off the hinges. At that moment folks she was no longer Kitty she was, ummm. . . Super Saiyen Kitty, or something like that. All of the sudden a sports caster appeared in the hallway.
"Kitty Pryde steps up to the plate. She takes her swing and oh that's gunna leave a mark. It looks Scott Summers has been hit out of the park. Well actually hit into Jean's and OH MY GREAT GOOD GOSH, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON LADY. GOGGLE BOY CLOSE YOUR EYES. HEY ICEY I SEE YOU LOOKIN', CLOSE YOUR F***** EYES." Kitty does not like cursing so this sports caster became her next target.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!" *WACK* (that folks definitely has to hurt, I mean getting hit with a door, ouch)
"Well folks looks like I'm taking an early leave but I'll be back . . . eventually, good-bye everyone," the sports caster said as he was hit out the window. Now by this time everyone had gotten the hint and had run away screaming in terror. Kitty was then able to take a shower except for the fact that oblivious Ray had walked down the hall and into the bathroom. Kitty's face turned bright red and steam poured out of her ears. She phased through the door grabbed a startled Ray (thankfully he was still clothed) and phased his head through the wall and left him there while she proceeded to take a shower. But there was no hot water. Bobby had frozen the pipes and thus all the water was ice cold. Kitty got out of the shower and quickly put some clothes on forgetting about poor Ray whose head was still in the wall. She walked down the hall over to Bobby's room. She grabbed and started to yell obscenities at him.
"BOBBY YOU ARE A ****** ******* ******** *** ** * ***** AND YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY!!!" (so much for not liking cursing) Kitty grabbed Bobby and dragged him down the hallway. She stopped at Tabitha's room smiling evilly.
"No, please not Tabby anything but Tabby. Kitty I really am sorry, please don't do this to me!!!" Bobby begged but Kitty didn't care. She dragged him into Tabitha's room and Tabby knew instantly what to do.
"Come back in fifteen minutes," Tabby said smiling.
~Fifteen minutes later~
Kitty came back to Tabitha's room, still angry, very angry. She opened the door and smiled as she saw Bobby tied to a chair and getting make-up put on him by several different girls. Now even though Bobby was wearing a dress, a wig, and a ton of make-up. Tabitha saw it fit to add her own personal touch. Going into her closet she got a very long coat with a hood on it. "Well Kitty is this good enough?"
"Perfect," Kitty said evilly, "Now hurry up and put that coat on him, I already have everyone assembled in the foyer. Bobby's eyes grew wide and he screamed in terror as he was dragged downstairs. Now when they got to the foyer everyone was waiting, well except for Ray because his head was still in the wall. In the center of the room a wrestling ring was set up and Kurt was dressed up in a referee uniform.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!" Kurt yelled, "In this corner weighing in at uhhhh . . .well weight doesn't really matter, we have KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY PRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYDE, and in the other corner we Boooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Draaaaaaaaaaaaake, who appears to be wearing . . . a dress!" Everyone broke out in laughter after seeing Bobby, whose cloak had just been pulled off revealing his attire. He looked across the ring and saw Kitty advancing on him, ready to strike. He started to back up into the corner but Kitty came charging after him and started to beat him senseless, using only . . . a hairbrush. DUN DUN DUN!
Three hours later the fight was over, well after they pulled Kitty off of Bobby and tied her up in the corner long enough for them to give her a shot to sedate her. Bobby was then taken over to the hospital wing to be treated for injuries inflicted by the hairbrush. But everyone forgot about poor Ray whose head is still in the wall. He never did get to take that shower. So-eth End-eth the-eth Chapter-eth
And the moral of this story is don't freeze the shower pipes, just don't do it. Another moral might be not to curse, but who would follow that. Anyway, please tell me who to write about next.