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Remus Lupin sighed wearily, and looked around his ramshackle flat. " alright..well no one is over..I'm more then comfortably bored. I have no girlfriend or Job.I can think of only one thing that can cheer me up" he thought aloud to himself. After a few minutes of sheer reflection Remus walked over to his fire place and with a grin he murmured " ah..My Life sucks". Remus stepped carefully into the coal covered fire place and boomed. "Grims drive" He felt a sudden lurching movement.he was spinning fast.he tucked his legs and elbows in until he reached his destination. Which was not the one he planned...
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"You Know.it's Pretty sad when you of all people get dumped, eh Prongs?" quipped Sirius with a small grin on his face, as he polished off the rest of his butter beer.
James turned acutely, glaring at his best mate standing before him. "Look it's just a little marriage spat.well you know I'm miserable but C'mon it was her fault!!!" cried James in desperate indignation.
"Look all I'm saying mate is while your sitting here wasting away with me, Your vivacious wife and might I add your only son, are sitting high and mighty in Godrics hallow, with might I add again ALL YOUR GOLD." Added Sirius, seriously giving his best mate a meaningful look.
"MATES!" screamed Remus, running in thru the open door. "Don't you ever shut your front door?"
"Alright then Moony, we're keeping you out of the butterbeer as of now" quipped James looking at his friend with great concern. "No, you insolent fool! You shut off your floo entrance, and just how did you expect me to- Hey what's wrong with him" sputtered Remus, his handsome features suddenly turning gloom, at one glance of his mates face.
"Lily left em" said Sirius nonchalantly, while unscrewing another cap off of the infamous wizard drink.
"She what" asked Remus with a quizzled look now replacing the gloom.
Before Sirius carried on James cut in "WE'RE having a little lovers spat.."
"Oh care to enlighten me then?" Remus said softly
"well I-uh_ said James awkwardly turning a rather rosy shade
"so then your to blame" said Remus knowingly
"yes" sighed James, looking rather relived that he didn't have to revisit the heart wrenching details of the love of his life and their "temporary" separation
"well" said Remus rubbing his hands together, I know of a little place that my parents left me it's a little ways from diagon ally, it just might cheer you up.!" Said Remus winking.
James did not look up or give a motion that he recognized Remus's idea.
"It's a Beach James! A Beach, it's the perfect day for it after all not a cloud in the sky. It will take Lily off your mind for a bit mate and that's just what you need" said Remus knowingly.
Just then Sirius had just walked in, having just finished James's laundry. "What's the beaaaaaccccccchhhhhhh?" James glared at his annoying friend. "Do you HAVE to speak like that?" "Yessssssss!" "WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD DO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE THAT?" "Cozzzzz i'mmmm innnnn slowwwwww motionnnnnnn!" Sirius explained slowly.
"Sirius" Said Remus seriously. " I think you have had way to many of these" he said nodding a the butterbeer clasped in his hands.
Sirius chuckled. " I think you may be right"
"So how bout it guys?" Said Remus offering up his hand awaiting to go. "Oh hell yea!, Would I miss missing hot witches in revealing suites.mm yea I THINK NOT" said Sirius enthusiastically.
James merrily shook his head "No...no I can't.that's the reason were separate as of now.she thought my eye was wandering a bit"
"Look James, this will do you some good, everyone needs a break sometime" argued Remus reasonably. "yes but what about Lily and Harry?" he said, quickly making up an excuse.
"Look mate it's just one trip to the beach, Do it for me! Your old pal Padfoot who desperately needs to get laid again.I mean you know do it for yourself." Said Sirius flashing his pearly whites.
James sighed and then muttered under his breath. "Fine, i'll go! Just to show Lily i can live without her!" "Actually, i've got an idea," said Sirius, his eyes sparkling. "Are you crying, Padfoot?" james said, leaing in for a closer look. "No! My eyes are sparkling because i have a wonderful idea!" "Righto. What's that?" "Now, listen carefully here..."said Sirius we get nice easy blondes for us two.and a barn yard animal for Remmie and we parade them around like it's no tommorow"
"I like it!" said James, with mock enthusiasm. "Excuse me... why do i get the barnyard animal?" said Remus, looking quite upset "well, if peter was here, he'd get it, but i have no intention of inviting him, and neither do you-" "Yoohoo!" called peter from the doorway "is anyone home?"
"dammit" hissed Sirius while rolling his eyes
"Not like I was hanging from the roof like a fridged bat using extendo ears to secretly listen into your conversation for about 20 minutes or so..but uh Did I hear that you lot are going to the beach?" asked Peter wide eyed and curious.
"No.no your ears must be broken.I would go back to Zonkos and- "spat Sirius but was quickly silenced by a harsh blow to the foot, compliments of Remus.
"Why yes we were Peter" said Remus smiling in a rather superficial manner.
"Well then that's what I thought" quipped Peter. "So that's why I nipped back home quickly and I got my swimming turnks.my snorkal.my sun tan lotion.my sunglasses.my fuzzy towel..my little buckets.green and silver not the purple.no no not the purple..and" droned Peter.
"Make it stop seethed Sirius to James"
"All I can say mate..is that this is gonna be a looooooong day" said James grinning
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Hey you guys!!! Ok so This is a Story by me and my girl Cait!! She was the one who came up with this amazing concept!!. SO make sure and tell us what you think!! Cause you know damn right it's important to us!!!! =)
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Remus Lupin sighed wearily, and looked around his ramshackle flat. " alright..well no one is over..I'm more then comfortably bored. I have no girlfriend or Job.I can think of only one thing that can cheer me up" he thought aloud to himself. After a few minutes of sheer reflection Remus walked over to his fire place and with a grin he murmured " ah..My Life sucks". Remus stepped carefully into the coal covered fire place and boomed. "Grims drive" He felt a sudden lurching movement.he was spinning fast.he tucked his legs and elbows in until he reached his destination. Which was not the one he planned...
*~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~* *~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~*
"You Know.it's Pretty sad when you of all people get dumped, eh Prongs?" quipped Sirius with a small grin on his face, as he polished off the rest of his butter beer.
James turned acutely, glaring at his best mate standing before him. "Look it's just a little marriage spat.well you know I'm miserable but C'mon it was her fault!!!" cried James in desperate indignation.
"Look all I'm saying mate is while your sitting here wasting away with me, Your vivacious wife and might I add your only son, are sitting high and mighty in Godrics hallow, with might I add again ALL YOUR GOLD." Added Sirius, seriously giving his best mate a meaningful look.
"MATES!" screamed Remus, running in thru the open door. "Don't you ever shut your front door?"
"Alright then Moony, we're keeping you out of the butterbeer as of now" quipped James looking at his friend with great concern. "No, you insolent fool! You shut off your floo entrance, and just how did you expect me to- Hey what's wrong with him" sputtered Remus, his handsome features suddenly turning gloom, at one glance of his mates face.
"Lily left em" said Sirius nonchalantly, while unscrewing another cap off of the infamous wizard drink.
"She what" asked Remus with a quizzled look now replacing the gloom.
Before Sirius carried on James cut in "WE'RE having a little lovers spat.."
"Oh care to enlighten me then?" Remus said softly
"well I-uh_ said James awkwardly turning a rather rosy shade
"so then your to blame" said Remus knowingly
"yes" sighed James, looking rather relived that he didn't have to revisit the heart wrenching details of the love of his life and their "temporary" separation
"well" said Remus rubbing his hands together, I know of a little place that my parents left me it's a little ways from diagon ally, it just might cheer you up.!" Said Remus winking.
James did not look up or give a motion that he recognized Remus's idea.
"It's a Beach James! A Beach, it's the perfect day for it after all not a cloud in the sky. It will take Lily off your mind for a bit mate and that's just what you need" said Remus knowingly.
Just then Sirius had just walked in, having just finished James's laundry. "What's the beaaaaaccccccchhhhhhh?" James glared at his annoying friend. "Do you HAVE to speak like that?" "Yessssssss!" "WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD DO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE THAT?" "Cozzzzz i'mmmm innnnn slowwwwww motionnnnnnn!" Sirius explained slowly.
"Sirius" Said Remus seriously. " I think you have had way to many of these" he said nodding a the butterbeer clasped in his hands.
Sirius chuckled. " I think you may be right"
"So how bout it guys?" Said Remus offering up his hand awaiting to go. "Oh hell yea!, Would I miss missing hot witches in revealing suites.mm yea I THINK NOT" said Sirius enthusiastically.
James merrily shook his head "No...no I can't.that's the reason were separate as of now.she thought my eye was wandering a bit"
"Look James, this will do you some good, everyone needs a break sometime" argued Remus reasonably. "yes but what about Lily and Harry?" he said, quickly making up an excuse.
"Look mate it's just one trip to the beach, Do it for me! Your old pal Padfoot who desperately needs to get laid again.I mean you know do it for yourself." Said Sirius flashing his pearly whites.
James sighed and then muttered under his breath. "Fine, i'll go! Just to show Lily i can live without her!" "Actually, i've got an idea," said Sirius, his eyes sparkling. "Are you crying, Padfoot?" james said, leaing in for a closer look. "No! My eyes are sparkling because i have a wonderful idea!" "Righto. What's that?" "Now, listen carefully here..."said Sirius we get nice easy blondes for us two.and a barn yard animal for Remmie and we parade them around like it's no tommorow"
"I like it!" said James, with mock enthusiasm. "Excuse me... why do i get the barnyard animal?" said Remus, looking quite upset "well, if peter was here, he'd get it, but i have no intention of inviting him, and neither do you-" "Yoohoo!" called peter from the doorway "is anyone home?"
"dammit" hissed Sirius while rolling his eyes
"Not like I was hanging from the roof like a fridged bat using extendo ears to secretly listen into your conversation for about 20 minutes or so..but uh Did I hear that you lot are going to the beach?" asked Peter wide eyed and curious.
"No.no your ears must be broken.I would go back to Zonkos and- "spat Sirius but was quickly silenced by a harsh blow to the foot, compliments of Remus.
"Why yes we were Peter" said Remus smiling in a rather superficial manner.
"Well then that's what I thought" quipped Peter. "So that's why I nipped back home quickly and I got my swimming turnks.my snorkal.my sun tan lotion.my sunglasses.my fuzzy towel..my little buckets.green and silver not the purple.no no not the purple..and" droned Peter.
"Make it stop seethed Sirius to James"
"All I can say mate..is that this is gonna be a looooooong day" said James grinning
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Hey you guys!!! Ok so This is a Story by me and my girl Cait!! She was the one who came up with this amazing concept!!. SO make sure and tell us what you think!! Cause you know damn right it's important to us!!!! =)