Sorry, I was doing my philosophy homework, and suddenly my one-track mind
jumped to gay euphemisms again and it occurred to me that several people
were commenting on how many I had. I was a bit disturbed by this, since my
vocabulary has more penis and gay euphemisms in it then it has synonyms for
red. I have written a follow-up chapter to my fic in order to better
educate that masses, rest assured, even with this chapter, I know a lot
more then are posted here.
Short Follow-up chapter
Well this was pretty damn embarrassing.
The Weiss boys had gone to the mall (they had just opened up a new fetish clothing shop) and were heading up the elevator when the power went out.
This wouldn't have been so bad, except the elevator also had a telepath whose name I can't spell so we'll just call him Shu (he came for new sunglasses, Farf {whose name I also can't spell} had destroyed his old ones) and a pair of small girls so the Weiss boys couldn't prove their bravery and manliness by trading insults with him.
Shu decided to entertain himself by peeking into the kittens minds.
He did Aya first, but Aya was glaring at him and purposely thinking about doing painful things, so he gave up.
Omi was thinking about how adorable kittens are and how pretty flowers are and how gorgeous Kenken was, not overly interesting since Shu had always assumed Omi was a Cock Gobbler.
Yoji was having an internal debate over whether his feelings for Aya made him a Split-Ass Mechanic, or just really horny. Shu was a little surprised at this, he had never pictured Yoji as Butt Pirate. He had always thought the clothes were some weird Japanese thing.
Turning to Ken was a bigger surprise however, Ken was biting his lip and looking up at the ceiling with half-lidded eyes. Looking into his mind, Shu saw a very vivid memory of the smallest kitten, naked, moaning. . .and pounding into Ken's willing ass.
Well...damn.
He never would have pictured Omi as the Peach-Popper in the relationship. Omi seemed too small and delicate, if anyone, Shu would have assumed Ken to be the Hole Cork. But as he watched in Ken's mind, the scene shifted through many memories of being violated by Omi's veritable Cockzilla, Omi it seemed was a Throat-Warmer as well as a Crack-Smacker.
Shu watched Ken's imagination jump from memory to memory for the entire hour that they were stuck in the elevator. He was more then happy to be released from his prison by the rescue workers, and forgetting his sunglasses hurried home to relieve some of the tension. Squirmin-Herman the One-Eyed German was getting uncomfortable in those tight pants.
As he was...ahem, well you know, his thoughts drifted to Nagi. Nagi was a lot like Omi. Was it possible that he also had a Fleshy Winnebago the size of a cement truck?
Shu's thoughts were interrupted by Nagi himself, who was standing in the door way, laughing at Shu who had been unconsciously moaning his name.
"I never knew you were a Backside Boffer Shu."
"Actually, I was thinking of Taking it In the Out Hole, are you game? Or are you not used to being the Ankle Spanker?"
"I've played Anal Explorer a few times."
Shu smiled and set out to check his bishonen = Zamboner theory.
(Ahhh it's spreading! Soon there won't be any straight guys left)
Short Follow-up chapter
Well this was pretty damn embarrassing.
The Weiss boys had gone to the mall (they had just opened up a new fetish clothing shop) and were heading up the elevator when the power went out.
This wouldn't have been so bad, except the elevator also had a telepath whose name I can't spell so we'll just call him Shu (he came for new sunglasses, Farf {whose name I also can't spell} had destroyed his old ones) and a pair of small girls so the Weiss boys couldn't prove their bravery and manliness by trading insults with him.
Shu decided to entertain himself by peeking into the kittens minds.
He did Aya first, but Aya was glaring at him and purposely thinking about doing painful things, so he gave up.
Omi was thinking about how adorable kittens are and how pretty flowers are and how gorgeous Kenken was, not overly interesting since Shu had always assumed Omi was a Cock Gobbler.
Yoji was having an internal debate over whether his feelings for Aya made him a Split-Ass Mechanic, or just really horny. Shu was a little surprised at this, he had never pictured Yoji as Butt Pirate. He had always thought the clothes were some weird Japanese thing.
Turning to Ken was a bigger surprise however, Ken was biting his lip and looking up at the ceiling with half-lidded eyes. Looking into his mind, Shu saw a very vivid memory of the smallest kitten, naked, moaning. . .and pounding into Ken's willing ass.
Well...damn.
He never would have pictured Omi as the Peach-Popper in the relationship. Omi seemed too small and delicate, if anyone, Shu would have assumed Ken to be the Hole Cork. But as he watched in Ken's mind, the scene shifted through many memories of being violated by Omi's veritable Cockzilla, Omi it seemed was a Throat-Warmer as well as a Crack-Smacker.
Shu watched Ken's imagination jump from memory to memory for the entire hour that they were stuck in the elevator. He was more then happy to be released from his prison by the rescue workers, and forgetting his sunglasses hurried home to relieve some of the tension. Squirmin-Herman the One-Eyed German was getting uncomfortable in those tight pants.
As he was...ahem, well you know, his thoughts drifted to Nagi. Nagi was a lot like Omi. Was it possible that he also had a Fleshy Winnebago the size of a cement truck?
Shu's thoughts were interrupted by Nagi himself, who was standing in the door way, laughing at Shu who had been unconsciously moaning his name.
"I never knew you were a Backside Boffer Shu."
"Actually, I was thinking of Taking it In the Out Hole, are you game? Or are you not used to being the Ankle Spanker?"
"I've played Anal Explorer a few times."
Shu smiled and set out to check his bishonen = Zamboner theory.
(Ahhh it's spreading! Soon there won't be any straight guys left)