A/n: Ahh, stop me now...

Spinache, spinache, spinache,
what a tongue twistin' squemish,
I do believe I live in a foul tasting world,
a foul tasting world that has spinache.

Careful though you must be,
when picking out that green Bearnie Botts bean,
it could in fact result,
in a foul revult.

I prefer to stick with the wonderful, though peculiar,
red colored sort.

(who could ever guess you could write about a spinache flavored bearnie botts bean... never thought it possible...)