Disclaimer thingie: don't own stuff blah blah, except the rabbit and the tree kangaroo and the fairies and all their stuff. Yes it is ALL MINE HAHAAHHAA!
Ok now every thing has been sorted out. Just a little bit of creative differences between me and my ol' buddy Logan. No it seems that he did not appreciate the um… I will use my word for it I think… happenings that happened to him. We had a bit of a talk and we agreed that he would do what I told him and I wouldn't set Bunny on him. So on with the show…
"Well all knowin' one, what does the book say?" Said Logan with his arms crossed.
The rabbit looked at him for a moment but decided to let his insubordination slide.
The book sat open on Bunny's lap at page 22. It showed all four grouped around the book, one could guess that they were looking at it.
Bunny looked up although the words couldn't be read at the moment the pop-up clearly showed everyone around the book. But St John and Snowy were standing together a little way away talking together. The rabbit smiled to herself.
"…an so the blonde walks intwo a bar an'-"
"Oh Johnny!" cooed the white rabbit.
Johnny looked round and did not like what he saw.
"-wha'?" he murmured nervously
"Come here Johnny." Said Bunny genteelly beckoning. (That's the word I was looking for in chapter 5, I really am a big dum-dum sometimes)
Johnny having already had a bad experience with the rabbit and her wiggly index finger, naturally of course, did not want to come.
But after Johnny got a little encouragement, in the form of Logan storming over, grabbing him by the neck and dragging him over to the sitting rabbit. Where Johnny threw himself down (with a little help from Logan) and grovelled forgiveness for whatever crime he may have committed.
Bunny rolled her eyes "You ain't in trouble."
"I'm not boss?" Johnny looked up hopefully.
"No, all I want ya to do is pull this tab." Bunny pointed at the offending tab.
Offending was the right word, Johnny had had enough of the book and its accursed tabs, flaps, strings and wheels, hell even turning a page was trouble. Johnny sprang up into Logan's arms, and cried into his chest.
Logan shocked, released the sobbing Australian and staggered back, who unfortunately had a hold around Logan's neck. Johnny now hung like some strange apron and with a vice-like grip wailed into Logan's ear. Needless to say Logan's almost hysterical efforts to get him off disturbed many.
Bunny and Snowy watched in silence. Snowy shook his head "I really wunder mate, if it was a good idea for me to become an Anemal Sprit Guide sometimes. I should have just been a doctor like me mum tol' me to."
Bunny joined in "Yeah, it always seems that I get teamed up with th' emotionally unstable ones."
"Wait a sec mate." Said Snowy after a moment of thought. "I thought that Johnny was my human."
Bunny looked at Snowy.
"Well he is, but I will let onto a little secret Logan's just as unstable, it just take different things to set him off." Bunny whispered discreetly.
"No!"
"Heck yeah, I seen plenty like him before, an' they're all the same!"
Snowy pondered this vital piece of information. Before them the two humans continued to struggle.
"That's why they give you a partner for the tough cases. So you can switch around. Here why don't ya go up an' try to get Johnny to pull the tab." Instructed Bunny with a nod.
Snowy stared at her.
"Yeah all right!" He smiled.
With a bound he hopped over to the humans and waited paiciently for the weaving form to drag itself past. Then he tugged at a pant leg. Logan looked down and then stopped wandering about, there was a decided panicked light in his eyes.
"Could ya just put my mate down, do ya think?" Asked Snowy.
Logan's face showed no signs of having heard anything, if anything his eyes began to glass over.
Snowy studied this for a moment and then said loudly. "Hey Johnny mate, could ya cut th' bawling for a sec cobbar?"
The high-pitched keening was cut short as Johnny looked round.
Snowy reached into his belt bag and produced Johnny's battered and now trampled lighter, he waved it enticingly. "Come on mate, ya want ya lighter don't ya?"
Johnny gave a little nod released his hold from Logan's neck and went to Snowy and his beloved lighter.
Logan stood for a moment, then keeled straight over. He landed with a thump on his back, took a very deep and desperately needed breath. Johnny's hold was crushing.
Meanwhile Snowy was having a hushed conversation with a shaky Johnny, who during the conversation threw hurried glances over Snowy's shoulder at Bunny. Johnny was soon joined by Snowy who gave the rabbit a meaningful look.
Good on ya Snowy she thought, ya not as stupid as ya look.
So with well-practiced nonchalance she meandered over to the recumbent Logan. It wouldn't do for her record for one of her human charges to die now would it…
And behind her an itchy pair of fingers pulled the tab on the unattended book.
Ok now every thing has been sorted out. Just a little bit of creative differences between me and my ol' buddy Logan. No it seems that he did not appreciate the um… I will use my word for it I think… happenings that happened to him. We had a bit of a talk and we agreed that he would do what I told him and I wouldn't set Bunny on him. So on with the show…
"Well all knowin' one, what does the book say?" Said Logan with his arms crossed.
The rabbit looked at him for a moment but decided to let his insubordination slide.
The book sat open on Bunny's lap at page 22. It showed all four grouped around the book, one could guess that they were looking at it.
Bunny looked up although the words couldn't be read at the moment the pop-up clearly showed everyone around the book. But St John and Snowy were standing together a little way away talking together. The rabbit smiled to herself.
"…an so the blonde walks intwo a bar an'-"
"Oh Johnny!" cooed the white rabbit.
Johnny looked round and did not like what he saw.
"-wha'?" he murmured nervously
"Come here Johnny." Said Bunny genteelly beckoning. (That's the word I was looking for in chapter 5, I really am a big dum-dum sometimes)
Johnny having already had a bad experience with the rabbit and her wiggly index finger, naturally of course, did not want to come.
But after Johnny got a little encouragement, in the form of Logan storming over, grabbing him by the neck and dragging him over to the sitting rabbit. Where Johnny threw himself down (with a little help from Logan) and grovelled forgiveness for whatever crime he may have committed.
Bunny rolled her eyes "You ain't in trouble."
"I'm not boss?" Johnny looked up hopefully.
"No, all I want ya to do is pull this tab." Bunny pointed at the offending tab.
Offending was the right word, Johnny had had enough of the book and its accursed tabs, flaps, strings and wheels, hell even turning a page was trouble. Johnny sprang up into Logan's arms, and cried into his chest.
Logan shocked, released the sobbing Australian and staggered back, who unfortunately had a hold around Logan's neck. Johnny now hung like some strange apron and with a vice-like grip wailed into Logan's ear. Needless to say Logan's almost hysterical efforts to get him off disturbed many.
Bunny and Snowy watched in silence. Snowy shook his head "I really wunder mate, if it was a good idea for me to become an Anemal Sprit Guide sometimes. I should have just been a doctor like me mum tol' me to."
Bunny joined in "Yeah, it always seems that I get teamed up with th' emotionally unstable ones."
"Wait a sec mate." Said Snowy after a moment of thought. "I thought that Johnny was my human."
Bunny looked at Snowy.
"Well he is, but I will let onto a little secret Logan's just as unstable, it just take different things to set him off." Bunny whispered discreetly.
"No!"
"Heck yeah, I seen plenty like him before, an' they're all the same!"
Snowy pondered this vital piece of information. Before them the two humans continued to struggle.
"That's why they give you a partner for the tough cases. So you can switch around. Here why don't ya go up an' try to get Johnny to pull the tab." Instructed Bunny with a nod.
Snowy stared at her.
"Yeah all right!" He smiled.
With a bound he hopped over to the humans and waited paiciently for the weaving form to drag itself past. Then he tugged at a pant leg. Logan looked down and then stopped wandering about, there was a decided panicked light in his eyes.
"Could ya just put my mate down, do ya think?" Asked Snowy.
Logan's face showed no signs of having heard anything, if anything his eyes began to glass over.
Snowy studied this for a moment and then said loudly. "Hey Johnny mate, could ya cut th' bawling for a sec cobbar?"
The high-pitched keening was cut short as Johnny looked round.
Snowy reached into his belt bag and produced Johnny's battered and now trampled lighter, he waved it enticingly. "Come on mate, ya want ya lighter don't ya?"
Johnny gave a little nod released his hold from Logan's neck and went to Snowy and his beloved lighter.
Logan stood for a moment, then keeled straight over. He landed with a thump on his back, took a very deep and desperately needed breath. Johnny's hold was crushing.
Meanwhile Snowy was having a hushed conversation with a shaky Johnny, who during the conversation threw hurried glances over Snowy's shoulder at Bunny. Johnny was soon joined by Snowy who gave the rabbit a meaningful look.
Good on ya Snowy she thought, ya not as stupid as ya look.
So with well-practiced nonchalance she meandered over to the recumbent Logan. It wouldn't do for her record for one of her human charges to die now would it…
And behind her an itchy pair of fingers pulled the tab on the unattended book.