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Chapter 11- It Burns!
Ok so the bottom didn't really drop but everyone got a little bump when they landed on their bums. But that wasn't the least of their problems, no the long and extremely smooth slide that had appeared was. And it had been cunningly greased with absolutely no handholds, trust me Johnny looked. Nor could Logan get enough leverage to put his claws through it either, yes it was just that cunning and one would have to say a sheer feet in engineering and design. No escaping from this that's for sure folks.
Bunny seemed to know this and make no attempt to escape at all. But that might have more to do with the fact that Logan landed on her head.
Snowy seemed to be enjoying himself, he was John's Animal Sprit Guide. And Animal Sprit Guides tend to be a little like their charges.
The slide that our heroes had now got onto and could not get off took them deep within the hill. Which seemed to go on forever around and round and around… and there where lots of flashes of light and many other things. In other words your typical Evil Slide Of Doom.
It went on for a while. Well that was until, wait for it, there are more surprises, they all dropped trough a hole in the slide and landed in a log flume.
Of doom.
And it was about then that Bunny regained consousness.
"Wha…?" She said blearily.
Johnny whimpered, he all too well remembered some of those bad water rides at Disneyland.
Snowy sprang from his seat, he liked slides. "Crikkey mate, yew missed out on a bonza ride! I love slides, no worries about that!"
He proved it by jumping up and down on his seat. Literally rocking the boat.
Johnny stopped whimpering. No, he started to cry instead.
Bunny gave them both a look that would have put a medusa to shame. "Snowy, you fucking moron, if you don't stop I will drown you. That goes for you too Firecracker."
She rubbed the bump on her head and muttered under her breath, the bouncing and the bawling from the two seats in front of her stopped.
"Where th' hell are we." Rumbled the rabbit after a time.
"I don't know." said Logan. He sniffed the air suspiciously, it smelt sharp. "I can smell acid."
Everybody paused and listened to the liquid bubbling around the fake log they were sitting in.
Then they peered inquisitively over the side. The rabbit wuffled, her whiskers nearly touching the surface. She quickly hid a small smile.
Snowy hung precariously over the side; the smallest slip and he would be done for. Bunny silently shifted her paw until it was just behind the wiggling Tree Kangaroo's behind and then gave it a quick shove.
The Roo hovered for a moment before hitting the liquid with a splash and disappearing under.
Both Humans recoiled quickly, Johnny doing so with such violence he almost capsized the log. He held his hands up to his face a squeeled with terror. He shot a horrified glance at Logan. Who then looked at Bunny with a grim expression.
Bunny was laughing silently, tears coursing down her cheeks. She was clearly enjoying herself, in an extremely disturbing fashion.
It all became even more disturbing when Snowy burst through the surface and gasped. A bloodcurdling shriek rent the air.
"Oh it burns, it burns!" he gurgled.
The rabbit laughed and the humans shuddered.
"My eyes!" The Tree Kangaroo clutched at his face. He thrashed about. He moaned.
Then the small body sank a bit and slowly floated onto it's back, a pair of red rimmed eyes stared sightlessly at the low cavernous ceiling. Bubbles formed around it and hissed.
The rabbit held her sides and laughed.
Johnny cowered and whimpered pathetically, Logan swallowed.
"You're sick." He spat.
"What?" giggled the rabbit.
"I said, you are one of th' sickest bastards that I have had th' pleasure t' cross!" Logan snarled.
Bunny pulled herself up to her full two feet and eight and a half inches, wagged a finger in his face and said… "And don't you forget it!"
Johnny let out a hysterical giggle. He was sure the Late Snowy Tree Roo just twitched.
Logan drew back from that finger and was about to let the rabbit have it when Bunny smirked at him and turned toward the gently bobbing corpse.
"Pink Lemonade?" she asked.
"That would be about right mate." The cadaver rasped.
Snowy blinked painfully. "It went right up my nose and mate that is no fun."
Bunny reclined back in her seat and sniffed.
"Well that'll teach you for scrambling over th' top of me when trying to escape. You pushed me right under Logan and I tell ya he ain't no lightweight. Besides I saw you turn the page."
Snowy sat bolt upright in order to properly defend his case, but the effect was ruined as he sank beneath the surface of the pink lemonade and half drowned himself again.
This time when he came up for air he was careful the grab the side of the log.
"Help me." He said spastically.
So the damp and sticky form of Snowy was dragged in uncerimonsially and dumped in the bottom of the boat.
"Book." Said the rabbit simply.
The Book was duly handed over. The rabbit read with a slight frown while Logan sulked in the back…
Too damn weird, he thought, I want the fuck outta here. In fact how the hell did he get here. Dammit! Listening to Rogue bitch about Kitty and Kurt all morning would have been a whole heck more fun than this! Logan rumbled to himself and felt like dicing a few things up.
…While Johnny and Snowy talked things over in the front.
"See mate, ya mate Snowy is all right! It's all ok mate! No worries!"
Johnny mumbled and hugged himself closer.
"Awww, I know mate, that rabbit is a bit scary, isn't she. Don't yew worry mate, nothing will hurt yew when she's around."
Johnny mumbled again and plucked at his shirt.
"Ah yeah well, when I said nothing, I meant that nothing but her will hit ya."
Johnny's face showed his doubts.
"Look," said Snowy, "if ya a good boy yew can keep ya lighter for a while."
Johnny reached out at his lighter. Snowy held it just out of his reach.
"But only if yew are good mate, otherwise Bunny will take it off ya an' yew'll never see it again."
Johnny made noises of agreement and cradled his precious lighter in his arms. It had missed him so he sang it a lullaby to calm it.
Bunny glanced up at this display of affection between a youth and his lighter.
"Getta girlfriend." She rumbled.
She continued to study the Book closely. Which she held up to a small patch of light at arm's length. Then with a decisive move tugged a tab.
There was a moment of silence and then grinding rumble the log began to move toward a dark tunnel.
Johnny stiffened, his face an embodiment of terror.
"It's Splash Mountain all over again!!" he squeaked.
Chapter 11- It Burns!
Ok so the bottom didn't really drop but everyone got a little bump when they landed on their bums. But that wasn't the least of their problems, no the long and extremely smooth slide that had appeared was. And it had been cunningly greased with absolutely no handholds, trust me Johnny looked. Nor could Logan get enough leverage to put his claws through it either, yes it was just that cunning and one would have to say a sheer feet in engineering and design. No escaping from this that's for sure folks.
Bunny seemed to know this and make no attempt to escape at all. But that might have more to do with the fact that Logan landed on her head.
Snowy seemed to be enjoying himself, he was John's Animal Sprit Guide. And Animal Sprit Guides tend to be a little like their charges.
The slide that our heroes had now got onto and could not get off took them deep within the hill. Which seemed to go on forever around and round and around… and there where lots of flashes of light and many other things. In other words your typical Evil Slide Of Doom.
It went on for a while. Well that was until, wait for it, there are more surprises, they all dropped trough a hole in the slide and landed in a log flume.
Of doom.
And it was about then that Bunny regained consousness.
"Wha…?" She said blearily.
Johnny whimpered, he all too well remembered some of those bad water rides at Disneyland.
Snowy sprang from his seat, he liked slides. "Crikkey mate, yew missed out on a bonza ride! I love slides, no worries about that!"
He proved it by jumping up and down on his seat. Literally rocking the boat.
Johnny stopped whimpering. No, he started to cry instead.
Bunny gave them both a look that would have put a medusa to shame. "Snowy, you fucking moron, if you don't stop I will drown you. That goes for you too Firecracker."
She rubbed the bump on her head and muttered under her breath, the bouncing and the bawling from the two seats in front of her stopped.
"Where th' hell are we." Rumbled the rabbit after a time.
"I don't know." said Logan. He sniffed the air suspiciously, it smelt sharp. "I can smell acid."
Everybody paused and listened to the liquid bubbling around the fake log they were sitting in.
Then they peered inquisitively over the side. The rabbit wuffled, her whiskers nearly touching the surface. She quickly hid a small smile.
Snowy hung precariously over the side; the smallest slip and he would be done for. Bunny silently shifted her paw until it was just behind the wiggling Tree Kangaroo's behind and then gave it a quick shove.
The Roo hovered for a moment before hitting the liquid with a splash and disappearing under.
Both Humans recoiled quickly, Johnny doing so with such violence he almost capsized the log. He held his hands up to his face a squeeled with terror. He shot a horrified glance at Logan. Who then looked at Bunny with a grim expression.
Bunny was laughing silently, tears coursing down her cheeks. She was clearly enjoying herself, in an extremely disturbing fashion.
It all became even more disturbing when Snowy burst through the surface and gasped. A bloodcurdling shriek rent the air.
"Oh it burns, it burns!" he gurgled.
The rabbit laughed and the humans shuddered.
"My eyes!" The Tree Kangaroo clutched at his face. He thrashed about. He moaned.
Then the small body sank a bit and slowly floated onto it's back, a pair of red rimmed eyes stared sightlessly at the low cavernous ceiling. Bubbles formed around it and hissed.
The rabbit held her sides and laughed.
Johnny cowered and whimpered pathetically, Logan swallowed.
"You're sick." He spat.
"What?" giggled the rabbit.
"I said, you are one of th' sickest bastards that I have had th' pleasure t' cross!" Logan snarled.
Bunny pulled herself up to her full two feet and eight and a half inches, wagged a finger in his face and said… "And don't you forget it!"
Johnny let out a hysterical giggle. He was sure the Late Snowy Tree Roo just twitched.
Logan drew back from that finger and was about to let the rabbit have it when Bunny smirked at him and turned toward the gently bobbing corpse.
"Pink Lemonade?" she asked.
"That would be about right mate." The cadaver rasped.
Snowy blinked painfully. "It went right up my nose and mate that is no fun."
Bunny reclined back in her seat and sniffed.
"Well that'll teach you for scrambling over th' top of me when trying to escape. You pushed me right under Logan and I tell ya he ain't no lightweight. Besides I saw you turn the page."
Snowy sat bolt upright in order to properly defend his case, but the effect was ruined as he sank beneath the surface of the pink lemonade and half drowned himself again.
This time when he came up for air he was careful the grab the side of the log.
"Help me." He said spastically.
So the damp and sticky form of Snowy was dragged in uncerimonsially and dumped in the bottom of the boat.
"Book." Said the rabbit simply.
The Book was duly handed over. The rabbit read with a slight frown while Logan sulked in the back…
Too damn weird, he thought, I want the fuck outta here. In fact how the hell did he get here. Dammit! Listening to Rogue bitch about Kitty and Kurt all morning would have been a whole heck more fun than this! Logan rumbled to himself and felt like dicing a few things up.
…While Johnny and Snowy talked things over in the front.
"See mate, ya mate Snowy is all right! It's all ok mate! No worries!"
Johnny mumbled and hugged himself closer.
"Awww, I know mate, that rabbit is a bit scary, isn't she. Don't yew worry mate, nothing will hurt yew when she's around."
Johnny mumbled again and plucked at his shirt.
"Ah yeah well, when I said nothing, I meant that nothing but her will hit ya."
Johnny's face showed his doubts.
"Look," said Snowy, "if ya a good boy yew can keep ya lighter for a while."
Johnny reached out at his lighter. Snowy held it just out of his reach.
"But only if yew are good mate, otherwise Bunny will take it off ya an' yew'll never see it again."
Johnny made noises of agreement and cradled his precious lighter in his arms. It had missed him so he sang it a lullaby to calm it.
Bunny glanced up at this display of affection between a youth and his lighter.
"Getta girlfriend." She rumbled.
She continued to study the Book closely. Which she held up to a small patch of light at arm's length. Then with a decisive move tugged a tab.
There was a moment of silence and then grinding rumble the log began to move toward a dark tunnel.
Johnny stiffened, his face an embodiment of terror.
"It's Splash Mountain all over again!!" he squeaked.