Pirates of the Caribbean: The Flames of the Pearl
Author: $0rcere$$_0f_the_$e@ Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Flames of the Pearl Summary: What if Will had an older sister? What if Jack had a younger sister? What if they had been best friends? What if Will's sister witnessed Jack and his sister's mutiny? What if she witnessed Bootstrap's demise?
Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. In fact I don't even fully own the storyline or idea for it. I DO fully own Aidan Dory Turner. My friend, Kat owns Cleo and we share the idea. Rating: Undecided. G, for now. Pairings: AT/JS & CS/WT Warnings: Elizabeth and Norrington bashing. Swearing. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ Prologue: Those Damned Navy Men and Princess of Floofs. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___
Aidan Dory Turner was one of the most wanted women in Port Royal. She was twenty-three years old and still single, which was to be some wonder because of her amazing looks. She stood at five foot, six inches and weighed about a hundred and twenty pounds. Aidan had long, lush brown waves that tumbled down her back and murky green pools of emotion in her sparkling eyes. Her skin was as pale as parchment making some men wonder of her health.
If she really wanted, she could have snapped her fingers and had every man in Port Royal at her disposal. Only thing was that Aidan did not want any of the men in Port Royal. The man she did want she could see only in her dreams. He was muscular, tanned and relatively young with long, raven dreadlocks and deep, insightful brown eyes. She seen him every night and was almost certian that she had known him before. In fact, she knew that she had known him before. Because of this, she made herself unavailable to the men of Port Royal, leaving Jonathan Gillette in the dumps.
Aidan was jolted from her slumber by a knock on the door of the smithy. Groaning, she pulled herself from bed and made her way down the stairs. She quickly lit a candle and hung it on the wall. Whoever was at the door was impatient and started to hammer on the door again. She cursed her younger brother for being such a deep sleeper as she stubbed her toe on the workbench and swore. Finally, she opened the door and leaned on the frame, panting. Jonathan Gillette and James Norrington stood in front of her, frowning.
"God, what do you want?" Aidan muttered, drowsily.
"Hello, M...m...miss...Turn...Turn...Turner." Gillette stuttered, staring at her.
Aidan looked down and realized that she wasn't exactly in decent dress. Her hair was a rat's nest and all she wore was one of her brother, William's shirts unbuttoned half way, exposing a large amount of cleavage and the large black pearl she had strung around her neck on a silver chain.
"Stop your staring, you pervert." She growled in frustration, but did nothing to cover up her partially bare body.
"Miss Turner, you are not of proper dress for a lady." Norrington scowled.
"No! Really? Aren't you observant. Now, what can I do for you, Oh Nora, Princess of Floofs?" Aidan hissed.
"That tone is inappropriate for a lady, Miss Turner." Norrington drawled.
"Then it's a damned good thing I'm not a lady." She barked. "Now, are you here for a reason or just to torment me?"
"Your sarcasm is inacceptable, Miss Turner." Norrington hissed.
"Who said I was being sarcastic?" She muttered under her breath.
"Alas, we have come to ask you or your brother to tell Master Brown of an order. In two days time, I'm to become Commodore Norrington. I'd like all thirty of my men to have brand new weaponry a week from tomorrow." Norrington mussed.
"Right. Okay, and a flying pink elephant fish to match." Aidan said, but stopped at Norrington's glare.
"Fine, I get it. No sarcasm. Your swords will be ready for pick up in a week." Aidan muttered.
"See to it that it is. Good day, Miss Turner." Norrington turned and left. Gillette hung back a moment.
"Ignore him, Aidan. He's never had any real fun. Besides, he's jealous of your popularity. I'll speak to you later. Good day." Gillette said before he turned and left.
"Buenas noches!" Aidan called to him. Sighing, she slammed the door, From above she heard Will grunt and shift around. He was so damned lazy it wasn't even funny. So Nora, the Princess of Floof's was becoming Commodore. The whole Royal Navy was damned.
WAIT! Did Bethie know yet?
~END PROLOGUE ____________________________________________________________________________ ___
JL = Me. ($0rcere$$_0f_the_$ea) CJ = My sister. (Ceege) JD = Johnny Depp (Actor. JS) OB = Orlando Bloom (Actor. WT) KK = Keira Knightly (Actress. Elizabeth Swann) ZS = Zoe Saldana (Actress. Anamaria. Hope I spelled her name correctly.) LG = Legolas Greenleaf (LotR. OB plays his character.) JS = Jack Sparrow (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE)
Yeah, okay. My sister, Ceege is great. She loves to make little interludy type things, so I asked her permission to use them after my fics and she said sure. So here it is.
OB, JD, CJ & JL are walking down an arab's open market. JD gets fascinated by a fortuneteller and stops to stare.
FT(Fortune Teller): "I see all young man, sit."
JD sits across from the man and gapes.
FT: "My third eye says that your wife is mad." OB stands behind JD.
OB: "Anyone can tell that. Only his wife or CJ can give him a black eye like that." CJ smiles.
FT: "No, my third eye told me." JD gets intrested and pokes him in the forehead.
FT: "What are you doing, young man?" JL snorts.
JL: "Old man is more like it." JD glares at her and pokes guy again.
FT: "I say, what are you doing, OLD man?" JD glares at JL again.
JL: "WHAT?" JD pokes FT again.
FT: (Gets fed up) "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
JD: "You said third eye. I wanted to see if it hurt when I poked it." FT smacks JD upside the head.
FT: "Not like that, nincumpoop."
JD: (Runs behind CJ) "WAAAH! He hit me."
CJ: (Pats JD back) "It's okay, JD." Glares at guy.
JD: (Bounces up and steals FT's wallet. Runs.)
FT: "HEY! DUDE, GIMME BACK MY WALLET." Runs after JD.
JD: (Bursts into tears.) "I didn't mean to." Hides behind OB.
OB: (Steps aside.) "Man, you stole his wallet, I'm not saving you."
JD: (Runs and steps on a huge, three-eyed, orange fish. Slips and falls on his ass. Bursts into tears.)
OB: (Runs over to JD and 3I'z)
JD: "Thank god you came to save me."
OB: (Smacks JD upside the head.) Dude, you stepped on my fish."
3I'z: (Stands upyes it has legs and rubs head. ...and arms. Don't ask where my sister gets these idea's but when you have a sugar high, they are hilarious.)
JD: (Watches 3I'z for a moment. Then pokes it in it's middle eye.)
3I'z: (Socks JD in the un bruised eyes.) "Son'ova!" (Grabs his eyes.) "OWWW!"
OB: (Picks JD up by the scruff of the neck and carries him behind a palm tree that magically appears. Beats the crap outta JD) JD and OB come out from behind tree.
JD: (Walks up to CJ and pokes her in third eye area.)
CJ: (Picks him up by collar so they are face to face.) "Who's your daddy?"
JD: "He's over there." Points to the right.
MD(Mister Depp): "Hi, JD!" Falls backward into ocean that magically appeared.
JD: "DADDY!"
2 mins later
Big parade magically appeared.
CJ: "Look, JD. Look, OB. There's DeeDee, the elephant."
CJ: "And look, there's...Uh Oh!"
JD: "YOUR FISH!"
OB: "Really? Where?"
JL: "DEEDEE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
SQUISH
3I'z eyes pop out like in cartoons.
OB: (Starts sobbing.) "My fiiiiiiiiish."
MD: "Oh, poor OB. Let's go buy you an ice cream."
THE END...for now.
ASN(Author's Sister's Note): 3I'z the fish is like Kenny from South Park. He NEVER dies. Although poor OB thinks he does.
Author: $0rcere$$_0f_the_$e@ Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Flames of the Pearl Summary: What if Will had an older sister? What if Jack had a younger sister? What if they had been best friends? What if Will's sister witnessed Jack and his sister's mutiny? What if she witnessed Bootstrap's demise?
Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. In fact I don't even fully own the storyline or idea for it. I DO fully own Aidan Dory Turner. My friend, Kat owns Cleo and we share the idea. Rating: Undecided. G, for now. Pairings: AT/JS & CS/WT Warnings: Elizabeth and Norrington bashing. Swearing. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ Prologue: Those Damned Navy Men and Princess of Floofs. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___
Aidan Dory Turner was one of the most wanted women in Port Royal. She was twenty-three years old and still single, which was to be some wonder because of her amazing looks. She stood at five foot, six inches and weighed about a hundred and twenty pounds. Aidan had long, lush brown waves that tumbled down her back and murky green pools of emotion in her sparkling eyes. Her skin was as pale as parchment making some men wonder of her health.
If she really wanted, she could have snapped her fingers and had every man in Port Royal at her disposal. Only thing was that Aidan did not want any of the men in Port Royal. The man she did want she could see only in her dreams. He was muscular, tanned and relatively young with long, raven dreadlocks and deep, insightful brown eyes. She seen him every night and was almost certian that she had known him before. In fact, she knew that she had known him before. Because of this, she made herself unavailable to the men of Port Royal, leaving Jonathan Gillette in the dumps.
Aidan was jolted from her slumber by a knock on the door of the smithy. Groaning, she pulled herself from bed and made her way down the stairs. She quickly lit a candle and hung it on the wall. Whoever was at the door was impatient and started to hammer on the door again. She cursed her younger brother for being such a deep sleeper as she stubbed her toe on the workbench and swore. Finally, she opened the door and leaned on the frame, panting. Jonathan Gillette and James Norrington stood in front of her, frowning.
"God, what do you want?" Aidan muttered, drowsily.
"Hello, M...m...miss...Turn...Turn...Turner." Gillette stuttered, staring at her.
Aidan looked down and realized that she wasn't exactly in decent dress. Her hair was a rat's nest and all she wore was one of her brother, William's shirts unbuttoned half way, exposing a large amount of cleavage and the large black pearl she had strung around her neck on a silver chain.
"Stop your staring, you pervert." She growled in frustration, but did nothing to cover up her partially bare body.
"Miss Turner, you are not of proper dress for a lady." Norrington scowled.
"No! Really? Aren't you observant. Now, what can I do for you, Oh Nora, Princess of Floofs?" Aidan hissed.
"That tone is inappropriate for a lady, Miss Turner." Norrington drawled.
"Then it's a damned good thing I'm not a lady." She barked. "Now, are you here for a reason or just to torment me?"
"Your sarcasm is inacceptable, Miss Turner." Norrington hissed.
"Who said I was being sarcastic?" She muttered under her breath.
"Alas, we have come to ask you or your brother to tell Master Brown of an order. In two days time, I'm to become Commodore Norrington. I'd like all thirty of my men to have brand new weaponry a week from tomorrow." Norrington mussed.
"Right. Okay, and a flying pink elephant fish to match." Aidan said, but stopped at Norrington's glare.
"Fine, I get it. No sarcasm. Your swords will be ready for pick up in a week." Aidan muttered.
"See to it that it is. Good day, Miss Turner." Norrington turned and left. Gillette hung back a moment.
"Ignore him, Aidan. He's never had any real fun. Besides, he's jealous of your popularity. I'll speak to you later. Good day." Gillette said before he turned and left.
"Buenas noches!" Aidan called to him. Sighing, she slammed the door, From above she heard Will grunt and shift around. He was so damned lazy it wasn't even funny. So Nora, the Princess of Floof's was becoming Commodore. The whole Royal Navy was damned.
WAIT! Did Bethie know yet?
~END PROLOGUE ____________________________________________________________________________ ___
JL = Me. ($0rcere$$_0f_the_$ea) CJ = My sister. (Ceege) JD = Johnny Depp (Actor. JS) OB = Orlando Bloom (Actor. WT) KK = Keira Knightly (Actress. Elizabeth Swann) ZS = Zoe Saldana (Actress. Anamaria. Hope I spelled her name correctly.) LG = Legolas Greenleaf (LotR. OB plays his character.) JS = Jack Sparrow (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE)
Yeah, okay. My sister, Ceege is great. She loves to make little interludy type things, so I asked her permission to use them after my fics and she said sure. So here it is.
OB, JD, CJ & JL are walking down an arab's open market. JD gets fascinated by a fortuneteller and stops to stare.
FT(Fortune Teller): "I see all young man, sit."
JD sits across from the man and gapes.
FT: "My third eye says that your wife is mad." OB stands behind JD.
OB: "Anyone can tell that. Only his wife or CJ can give him a black eye like that." CJ smiles.
FT: "No, my third eye told me." JD gets intrested and pokes him in the forehead.
FT: "What are you doing, young man?" JL snorts.
JL: "Old man is more like it." JD glares at her and pokes guy again.
FT: "I say, what are you doing, OLD man?" JD glares at JL again.
JL: "WHAT?" JD pokes FT again.
FT: (Gets fed up) "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
JD: "You said third eye. I wanted to see if it hurt when I poked it." FT smacks JD upside the head.
FT: "Not like that, nincumpoop."
JD: (Runs behind CJ) "WAAAH! He hit me."
CJ: (Pats JD back) "It's okay, JD." Glares at guy.
JD: (Bounces up and steals FT's wallet. Runs.)
FT: "HEY! DUDE, GIMME BACK MY WALLET." Runs after JD.
JD: (Bursts into tears.) "I didn't mean to." Hides behind OB.
OB: (Steps aside.) "Man, you stole his wallet, I'm not saving you."
JD: (Runs and steps on a huge, three-eyed, orange fish. Slips and falls on his ass. Bursts into tears.)
OB: (Runs over to JD and 3I'z)
JD: "Thank god you came to save me."
OB: (Smacks JD upside the head.) Dude, you stepped on my fish."
3I'z: (Stands upyes it has legs and rubs head. ...and arms. Don't ask where my sister gets these idea's but when you have a sugar high, they are hilarious.)
JD: (Watches 3I'z for a moment. Then pokes it in it's middle eye.)
3I'z: (Socks JD in the un bruised eyes.) "Son'ova!" (Grabs his eyes.) "OWWW!"
OB: (Picks JD up by the scruff of the neck and carries him behind a palm tree that magically appears. Beats the crap outta JD) JD and OB come out from behind tree.
JD: (Walks up to CJ and pokes her in third eye area.)
CJ: (Picks him up by collar so they are face to face.) "Who's your daddy?"
JD: "He's over there." Points to the right.
MD(Mister Depp): "Hi, JD!" Falls backward into ocean that magically appeared.
JD: "DADDY!"
2 mins later
Big parade magically appeared.
CJ: "Look, JD. Look, OB. There's DeeDee, the elephant."
CJ: "And look, there's...Uh Oh!"
JD: "YOUR FISH!"
OB: "Really? Where?"
JL: "DEEDEE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
SQUISH
3I'z eyes pop out like in cartoons.
OB: (Starts sobbing.) "My fiiiiiiiiish."
MD: "Oh, poor OB. Let's go buy you an ice cream."
THE END...for now.
ASN(Author's Sister's Note): 3I'z the fish is like Kenny from South Park. He NEVER dies. Although poor OB thinks he does.
