Chapter 3:
The war in Seto Kaiba's back-yard
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. The peasants rejoice.
YGO team
Seto: alright is everybody here?
Everyone: Yes
Seto: OK here's the first thing we have to do ~looks at list~ a mini-war in my back-yard
Yami Bakura: do we get to blow things up?
Seto: no, but we get to use BBguns and paint balls as weapons
Yami: great! ^___^
Tea: I hate wars!!!
Yami Marik: shut up bitch
Marik: Yeah I had to be stuck in her mind for who knows how long because that idiot tomb-robber lost that shadow duel against you!!! ~shudders~ its hell in Tea's mind!!!!!!!!
Yugi: ~Whispers to yami~ why's Seto being so nice?
Yami: Beats me
Seto: OK we will have two separate units the Yamis and the Hikaris any questions?
Yami Marik: Can we blow things up?
Seto: for the last time NO!!!
Tea: Blowing things up are bad. We should just all be friends!
Joey: Tea... please... not another one of your friendship speeches...
Seto: Yami will be the lieutenant or the boss for the Yamis because he is the Pharaoh and he should have experience bossing people around, and Bakura will be the hikari's boss
Yami Bakura: Why do the Pharaoh and my stupid hikari get the best jobs!!!???
Bakura: beats me.
PKM team
Misty: OK troops the war starts in 5 minutes our army will be split into 3 teams
Team 1 Misty
Pikachu
Jessie
Mewoth
Gym Leader Erika _____________
Team 2
Brock
Gym Leader Sabrina
James
Gary Oak
______________
Team 3
May
Tea (yes, Tea joined the PKM army cuz she's Brock' girl friend!)
Butch
Cassidy _______________
Misty: So, when I give the word we start shooting blindly- any questions?
Gary: But what about our strategy???!!!
Misty: there is no strategy
Gary: Great... I'm always stuck with a bunch of losers...
Clock: ~strikes 10:30~
Seto: Begin war!!! ~fires air rifle in the air but misses and hits Brock on the head~
All Units: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: X_X
Yami Bakura: ~sees tea working for the PKM team and jumps on top of her~
Brock: Stop hitting my girlfriend!!! ~pounces on Yami Bakura~
Marik: AHHH!!! Don't kill Yami Bakura!!!! ~jumps on top of Brock~
Misty: Stop hitting Brock!!! ~smacks Marik with her BBgun~
Gary: stop it we're not getting anything accomplished here!!! ~starts trying to pry Misty Off Marik~
Yami Bakura: ~creeps out of the fight~
Yami Marik: HITTING TEA IS A GOOD THING!!!! ~helps Gary~
Yugi: STOP THE VIOLENCE!!! ~jumps on top of misty and pulls her hair~
Yami: Yugi no fighting!!! ~tries to pry Yugi off Misty~
Yami Bakura: ~laughing his head off~ HEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YGO Characters not involved in the fight: ~Have taken over the whole back- yard~
Seto: YGO are the winners!!!!!!!!
-------------- In the Middle of Nowhere ----------------
?: he he he.... Now there all in the same place..... Now I can finally make my move... ~flies away~ HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. The peasants rejoice.
YGO team
Seto: alright is everybody here?
Everyone: Yes
Seto: OK here's the first thing we have to do ~looks at list~ a mini-war in my back-yard
Yami Bakura: do we get to blow things up?
Seto: no, but we get to use BBguns and paint balls as weapons
Yami: great! ^___^
Tea: I hate wars!!!
Yami Marik: shut up bitch
Marik: Yeah I had to be stuck in her mind for who knows how long because that idiot tomb-robber lost that shadow duel against you!!! ~shudders~ its hell in Tea's mind!!!!!!!!
Yugi: ~Whispers to yami~ why's Seto being so nice?
Yami: Beats me
Seto: OK we will have two separate units the Yamis and the Hikaris any questions?
Yami Marik: Can we blow things up?
Seto: for the last time NO!!!
Tea: Blowing things up are bad. We should just all be friends!
Joey: Tea... please... not another one of your friendship speeches...
Seto: Yami will be the lieutenant or the boss for the Yamis because he is the Pharaoh and he should have experience bossing people around, and Bakura will be the hikari's boss
Yami Bakura: Why do the Pharaoh and my stupid hikari get the best jobs!!!???
Bakura: beats me.
PKM team
Misty: OK troops the war starts in 5 minutes our army will be split into 3 teams
Team 1 Misty
Pikachu
Jessie
Mewoth
Gym Leader Erika _____________
Team 2
Brock
Gym Leader Sabrina
James
Gary Oak
______________
Team 3
May
Tea (yes, Tea joined the PKM army cuz she's Brock' girl friend!)
Butch
Cassidy _______________
Misty: So, when I give the word we start shooting blindly- any questions?
Gary: But what about our strategy???!!!
Misty: there is no strategy
Gary: Great... I'm always stuck with a bunch of losers...
Clock: ~strikes 10:30~
Seto: Begin war!!! ~fires air rifle in the air but misses and hits Brock on the head~
All Units: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: X_X
Yami Bakura: ~sees tea working for the PKM team and jumps on top of her~
Brock: Stop hitting my girlfriend!!! ~pounces on Yami Bakura~
Marik: AHHH!!! Don't kill Yami Bakura!!!! ~jumps on top of Brock~
Misty: Stop hitting Brock!!! ~smacks Marik with her BBgun~
Gary: stop it we're not getting anything accomplished here!!! ~starts trying to pry Misty Off Marik~
Yami Bakura: ~creeps out of the fight~
Yami Marik: HITTING TEA IS A GOOD THING!!!! ~helps Gary~
Yugi: STOP THE VIOLENCE!!! ~jumps on top of misty and pulls her hair~
Yami: Yugi no fighting!!! ~tries to pry Yugi off Misty~
Yami Bakura: ~laughing his head off~ HEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YGO Characters not involved in the fight: ~Have taken over the whole back- yard~
Seto: YGO are the winners!!!!!!!!
-------------- In the Middle of Nowhere ----------------
?: he he he.... Now there all in the same place..... Now I can finally make my move... ~flies away~ HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
