Chapter 3: The war in Seto Kaiba's back-yard

Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue. The peasants rejoice.

YGO team

Seto: alright is everybody here?

Everyone: Yes

Seto: OK here's the first thing we have to do ~looks at list~ a mini-war in my back-yard

Yami Bakura: do we get to blow things up?

Seto: no, but we get to use BBguns and paint balls as weapons

Yami: great! ^___^

Tea: I hate wars!!!

Yami Marik: shut up bitch

Marik: Yeah I had to be stuck in her mind for who knows how long because that idiot tomb-robber lost that shadow duel against you!!! ~shudders~ its hell in Tea's mind!!!!!!!!

Yugi: ~Whispers to yami~ why's Seto being so nice?

Yami: Beats me

Seto: OK we will have two separate units the Yamis and the Hikaris any questions?

Yami Marik: Can we blow things up?

Seto: for the last time NO!!!

Tea: Blowing things up are bad. We should just all be friends!

Joey: Tea... please... not another one of your friendship speeches...

Seto: Yami will be the lieutenant or the boss for the Yamis because he is the Pharaoh and he should have experience bossing people around, and Bakura will be the hikari's boss

Yami Bakura: Why do the Pharaoh and my stupid hikari get the best jobs!!!???

Bakura: beats me.

PKM team

Misty: OK troops the war starts in 5 minutes our army will be split into 3 teams

Team 1 Misty

Pikachu

Jessie

Mewoth

Gym Leader Erika _____________

Team 2

Brock

Gym Leader Sabrina

James

Gary Oak

______________

Team 3

May

Tea (yes, Tea joined the PKM army cuz she's Brock' girl friend!)

Butch

Cassidy _______________

Misty: So, when I give the word we start shooting blindly- any questions?

Gary: But what about our strategy???!!!

Misty: there is no strategy

Gary: Great... I'm always stuck with a bunch of losers...

Clock: ~strikes 10:30~

Seto: Begin war!!! ~fires air rifle in the air but misses and hits Brock on the head~

All Units: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brock: X_X

Yami Bakura: ~sees tea working for the PKM team and jumps on top of her~

Brock: Stop hitting my girlfriend!!! ~pounces on Yami Bakura~

Marik: AHHH!!! Don't kill Yami Bakura!!!! ~jumps on top of Brock~

Misty: Stop hitting Brock!!! ~smacks Marik with her BBgun~

Gary: stop it we're not getting anything accomplished here!!! ~starts trying to pry Misty Off Marik~

Yami Bakura: ~creeps out of the fight~

Yami Marik: HITTING TEA IS A GOOD THING!!!! ~helps Gary~

Yugi: STOP THE VIOLENCE!!! ~jumps on top of misty and pulls her hair~

Yami: Yugi no fighting!!! ~tries to pry Yugi off Misty~

Yami Bakura: ~laughing his head off~ HEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YGO Characters not involved in the fight: ~Have taken over the whole back- yard~

Seto: YGO are the winners!!!!!!!!

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?: he he he.... Now there all in the same place..... Now I can finally make my move... ~flies away~ HA HA HA HA HA!!!!