Chapter 5: The Evil Hostess

Disclaimer: Don't own YGO or PKM just the Evil Hostess

Evil Hostess: ~takes out piece of paper~ Ok here are the rules:

1.Every week one more person will join you in this household it is not my responsibility if he or she drives you crazy.

2.If you don't cause too much trouble you are allowed 2 hours outside-even if you do run away, you'll still be trapped-

Yami Bakura: What do you mean?

Evil Hostess: You'll see ~takes out paper again~

3. You will each have separate rooms and one of you will have to cook the kitchen has all of the facilities you need-

Yami Marik: I don't care about the damn facilities just when are we gonna get out?!

Evil Hostess: ~ignores YamiM~

4.Using magic to get out will not work so don't bother trying

5.The dueling platform on the 2nd floor will not be used for shadow games, there is a force field of light surrounding the room, so any type of shadow magic will be absorbed by the light-

YamiB+YamiM: D'oh!

Evil Hostess: 6.If you totally loose it, feel free to commit suicide-that is, if you find a way to do it...

7. Any type of weapons will not bust you out of the house this includes guns, bombs, grenades, bazookas etc.

YamiB: grr...

Evil Hostess: 8.We are not held responsible for any deaths occurring in this house

9. There is a lock on the other side of the door, so you guys are literally locked in ^__^

10. Your things are already in your rooms so have a nice stay ^__^ ~disappears~

~silence~

Yami: Well... uh... who can cook?

~silence~

Bakura: Me! ^__^

Yami:Uh... great

Yami+Bakura:~go into kitchen~

++++++++++++++In the Living Room+++++++++++++++

YamiB: OK we have to find a way out of here an then destroy the evil hostess!!! Who's with me?

Marik: I

Yami Marik: I

Tea: I

Tristan: I think your crazy! How do we get out when we can't use the magic of the millennium items?

Tea: Why are you so pessimistic?

Tristan: Why are you so optimistic?

YamiB: Good point... Hey! Maybe we can summon monsters to help! We can make an organisation againsed the Evil Hostess called The Anti-Evil Hostess Club!

AEHC: OK^___^

Y/B: ~M/Ring glows~ I call upon the power of the Dark Necrofear free us from this house of light!

~nothing happens~

Y/M: Well that's just great. And you call yourself the King of theifs...

Y/B: Fine, you try If you're so smart

Y/M: Gladly. ~takes out M. Rod~ I summon the Winged Dragon of Ra!

~nothing happens~

Tristan: You idiots! You can't use magic in this house remember what the Hostess said?

~silence~

Y/B: Oh yeah...

Y/M: Let's give up.

Tristan: OK

Tea: we're screwed

++++++++++++++In the Middle of nowhere++++++++++++++++

Evil Hostess: Now Kaiba since you're no use to me anymore, I guess I'll drop you in the house too.

Seto: ~Gets transported into house~ SHIT!!!

Evil Hostess: HAHAHAHA!!!

+++++++++++++++House-Kitchen+++++++++++++++

Bakura: Eureka! Dinner is ready!

Yami: You cook great!

Bakura: ^___^ thankies

+++++++++++++++Living Room++++++++++++++

Joey: Who wants to play Monopoly?

Everyone in room: Me!

Tristan: You too Kaiba?

Seto: As long as it has to do with money I'm in

Joey: great! ~opens box~

Box: ~has no money in it~

Tea: What do we do now?

Marik: ~evil grin~We can use the money from Kaiba's wallet...

Everybody: Ok

++++++++++++++++15 minutes later+++++++++++++++++

Yugi: ~starts to wake up~ huh? What happened?

Joey: We were just playing monopoly but the box had no money in it so we used the money from Kaiba's wallet but then Tea stole all of it and ran off saying something about America.... I think she went to her room to count the money...

Yugi:?.?