Chapter 7: Light VS Dark: Let the war begin! Narrator Dude: The YGO gang has just learned one of Kaiba's most deepest darkest secrets! Who does he love? Let's find out shall we?

+++++++++++++++++++++On the phone+++++++++++++++++++

Joey: Hey sis ^___^

Serenity: What are you so happy about?

Yami Marik: The Pharaoh won a duel against Kaiba and Kaiba lost so he was forced to tell who he has a crush on! ^_______^

Yugi: He loves YOU Serenity!

Serenity: ~In DEEP shock~ WHATTTTT???????

Bakura: Yeah but that's not it, Mokuba told me that he has a SHRINE in his bedroom and WORSHIPS you evey day!!! ^___^

Joey: That's SOOO wrong

Bakura: I know!

Serenity: ~faints~

Joey: Hey sis, you okey?

~no reply~

Joey: Ah well... ~hangs up~

+++++++++++++++++++++Living Room+++++++++++++++++++++

Joey: Poor Serenity...

Tristan: KAIBA I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!! SERENITY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!! ~kicks Kaiba where the sun don't shine~

Kaiba: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tristan: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Marik: Alright Tristan pent up the rage!

Yugi: O.O

Yami Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Bakura: ~Glares at YamiB~

Kaiba: Mokuba... Will I be able to have children?

Mokuba: Not with Serenity ^___^

Marik: ~shaking head~ This is sooooooo wrong

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: Stop that

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: Stop that!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: Stop that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: Stop that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: OK I'VE HAD IT!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: I'M WARNING YOU HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O

YamiB: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ~slaps Bakura~

Bakura: ow... *sob*

YamiB: You're such a girl Hikari

Bakura: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

Yami Marik: I have to admit... you are more feminem... Like my Hikari

Bakura: Why you little-~strangles Y/M~

Marik: grr...

Yugi: O.O

Yami: * walks in* hey guys, I just found out that Tea--* sees Bakura and Marik in an evil glare directed at Yami Bakura and Yami Marik* ummmm whatch doing?

Yami Bakura: Get on our side, it's the Lights v.s. the Darks!!

Yami: yay! I'm on Yami Bakura's team!

Yami Bakura: good, now we are gonna settle this once and for all!!!

Yugi: How are we going to do that?

Yami Bakura: we will have, umm, competitions. Yeah! Competitions

Marik: and those would be...

Yami Marik: PAINTBALL!

Marik: shit...

Bakura: COOKING!

Yami Bakura: damn....

Yugi: What about Tea?

Marik: Well, you see, when Tea was still in this house we decided to play Monopoly. Unfortunately, there was no money in the box, so we used the money in Kaiba's wallet. At the end of the game, Tea stole the money and ran off saying something about America... And anyway we havn't heard of her since.

Yami: And the news is that Tea got caught stealing the money by one of Kaiba's goons she's now in jail.

Seto: Good thing I called my staff to track her down...

Yugi: Oooh oooooooh! A flashback! ^__^

~Flashback~

Seto: ~on the phone~ Hello this is Kaiba

Secratary: I'm really sorry but Mr. Kaiba is not in his office right now. Please leave a messege.

Seto: ~really angry~ THIS IS KAIBA YOU MORON!!! Anyway, I want you to look for a girl who stole my money called Tea Gardner.

Secratary: Alright Mr. Kaiba. What does Tea look like?

Seto: Look, I don't have time for this... She's obsessed with friendship and all of that other crap. Now bye. ~hangs up the phone looking pissed~

~End Flashback~

Narrator Dude: WHO WILL WIN THE WAR? WHO WILL BE THE EVIL HOSTESS'S NEXT VICTEM? WILL KAIBA BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?