Chapter 9: Man, this happens every time...

+++++++++++++++++Lights++++++++++++++++

Marik: OK I am the boss because it was I who thought up all of those brilliant plans to try to get Yugi's Millennium Puzzle and the Egyptian god cards!

Joey: Good point

Yugi: ~turns around~ huh? Joey? Tristan? Why are you guys here?

Tristan: To help you win

Joey: The Yami's get Mokuba and Seto Kaiba so It's only fair that we join your team ^__^

Yugi: Thanks you guys ^___^

Marik: As we all know our color is green, so when I give the word, Yugi and Bakura start marking our territory with green paintballs, while Tristan, the Dog, and I shoot the Yamis. Any questions guys?

Joey: I'M NOT A DOG!

Yugi: Joey, this is not the time to argue!

Bakura: I do. Why do you guys get to fight? I want to prove to my Yami that I'm just as good as he is!

Marik: Ok, you will take my place and go on a suicide mission into the Yami's fortress ~thinking: fool! ~

Bakura: I like the sound of that! ^__^

Marik: Ready people?

Lights: Yep!

Marik: Commence operation rapid-fire!

++++++++++++Darks+++++++++++

Yami Bakura: The Hikaris are too stupid for a strategy and too weak... We don't need one. So we will just shoot them until they admit defeat! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Seto: Who said you were the boss?

Yami Bakura: I'm the King of thieves

Seto: I'm the CEO of Kaiba corp.

Yami Marik: Do you want me to kick you again?

Seto: Bring It On

Mokuba: He's got a point big bro... If he kicks you again you might not be able to have children after all, so keep your mouth shut!

Seto: ~Does what he is told~

Yami Marik: Good...

Yami Bakura: Now is everyone ready?

Darks: YES!

Yami: IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Actually it's time to FIGHT dumb-butt

Yami: That's nearly the same thing! ^__^

Pegasus: Now the war will begin! After Funny Bunny has his tea cuz he weally wants to watch too...-

Yami Bakura: GET ON WITH IT YOU LESSER BEING!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM???

Pegasus: Since my darling Cecelia is there...

Yami Bakura: YOUR STUPID CECELIA IS IN HELL!!! NOT THE SHADOW REALM YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! NOW GET ON WITH IT BEFORE I DO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Yami Bakura... are you ok?

Yami Bakura: shut up

Yami: guess not...

Pegasus: LET THE WAR BEGIN!

All Units: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!