Chapter 10: Bugged by the CIA

++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++++

Gary: ~watching cameras~: A war! Well, this I gotta see ^__^ Hey May, turn the vidio recorder on! This should be pretty amusing watcing the Yamis and the Hikaris fight each other.

May: I'm on step ahead of you ^__^

Gary: Now, let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. ~starts eating popcorn~

+++++++++++++++++++House's back yard (yes, the back yard again)++++++++++++++++

Yami Bakura: ~shoots Yugi on the head~ HA! BULLSEYE

Yugi: ~starts crying~

Y/B: sissy hikari!

Bakura: You shot Yugi you retard!

Y/B: Oh... the white paintball made him look like you...

Bakura: Oh so if you did hit me you would still say what you said!

Y/B: Uh huh ^__^

Bakura: Why, you little-~shoots Y/B on the head~

Y/B: OWW!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT HIKARI!!! ~starts shooting blindly~

Yami: I'll help!

Yami Marik: Me toooo!!!!

Seto: Mokuba, stay away from the pixi stix! Anything but those!!!

Mokuba: ~Running around hyper-active~

Bakura: NOW!

All hikaris take over backyard while Yamis are distracted.

++++++++++1 hour later++++++++++

Y/B: I can't believe we lost!

Yami: Well, you better believe it

Y/M: This is all Kaiba's fault! I tell you, If we loose the cooking contest, I swear I will personally kill you all!!!!!

Seto: Don't worry, I can send one of my professional cooks to help us!

Mokuba: Ok we can call him over right now

Seto: ~opens cell phone~ Hello this is Kaiba

Ramdom Enployee: Yes Mr. Kaiba sir?

Seto: Send the best chef you can find to me immediately

R/E: Ummm where are you Mr. Kaiba?

Seto: In a house

R/E: Can you be more specific please?

Seto: LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED?

R/E: eh... no

Seto: SO JUST TRACK ME USING THE KAIBA CORP SATALITES!!!

R/E: it's not that simple...

Seto: JUST DO IT OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!!! ~hangs up~

Everyone: O.O' *HUGE SWEAT DROP*

+++++++++++++++++++Kaiba Corp++++++++++++++++++

R/E: I don't know why I work for him... oh yeah I have a family to feed...

+++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ+++++++++++++++++++++

Gary: hehehe... I can't wait till when they start cooking...

May: That'll be hilarious!

Gary: There's a cam installed in the kitchen... we'll see everything

May: Watch out YGO... cuz we're gonna stalk you, IN YOUR HOUSE! BE AFRAID!!!!!!!

Gary: I even bugged the bathrooms...

May: You WHAT!?

***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The shadow realm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

Ash: ~Picks up a book called "How to escape the shadow realm by Yami Bakura"~ cool

Ash: ~is reading the book~ hmmm... It's says to walk out the door which says EXIT... OK come on Pikachu ~walks out the exit throwing the book on the floor~

Pikachu: PIKA! ^__^ ~Follows Ash~

Dark Magician Girl: Why do they call this place the Shadow Realm? It's not that bad!

Dark Magician: *shrugs* It just sounds cool...

++++++++++++What's left of Kaiba's Mansion+++++++++++++++

Narrator Dude: Today we see ourselves looking down at whats left of Kaiba's Mansion. Fortunately, um I mean UNfortunately, there were some survivors of the explosion that Gary caused.

Sabrina: ~Looks around~ Hmmm guess I'm one of the only survivors of that grenade... since I can teleport

Misty: I WILL SAVE YOU ASH!!!

Sabrina: Shit you're alive!

Brock: Ya mean me?

Team Rocket: You too?

Sabrina: Guess I'm the only not-main character who's alive. You guys relied on dumb luck to survive, and you did. Though I think that your luck has just run out, so I'll be off then ~telaports away thinking: Why did I even join the war????????????????~

+++++++++++++++++Middle of nowhere++++++++++++++++++

Evil Hostess: Hmm... I guess the PKM guys survived too. So I'll dump them into the house tomorrow all right boss?

?: Very well.