Chapter 10: Bugged by the CIA
++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: ~watching cameras~: A war! Well, this I gotta see ^__^ Hey May, turn the vidio recorder on! This should be pretty amusing watcing the Yamis and the Hikaris fight each other.
May: I'm on step ahead of you ^__^
Gary: Now, let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. ~starts eating popcorn~
+++++++++++++++++++House's back yard (yes, the back yard again)++++++++++++++++
Yami Bakura: ~shoots Yugi on the head~ HA! BULLSEYE
Yugi: ~starts crying~
Y/B: sissy hikari!
Bakura: You shot Yugi you retard!
Y/B: Oh... the white paintball made him look like you...
Bakura: Oh so if you did hit me you would still say what you said!
Y/B: Uh huh ^__^
Bakura: Why, you little-~shoots Y/B on the head~
Y/B: OWW!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT HIKARI!!! ~starts shooting blindly~
Yami: I'll help!
Yami Marik: Me toooo!!!!
Seto: Mokuba, stay away from the pixi stix! Anything but those!!!
Mokuba: ~Running around hyper-active~
Bakura: NOW!
All hikaris take over backyard while Yamis are distracted.
++++++++++1 hour later++++++++++
Y/B: I can't believe we lost!
Yami: Well, you better believe it
Y/M: This is all Kaiba's fault! I tell you, If we loose the cooking contest, I swear I will personally kill you all!!!!!
Seto: Don't worry, I can send one of my professional cooks to help us!
Mokuba: Ok we can call him over right now
Seto: ~opens cell phone~ Hello this is Kaiba
Ramdom Enployee: Yes Mr. Kaiba sir?
Seto: Send the best chef you can find to me immediately
R/E: Ummm where are you Mr. Kaiba?
Seto: In a house
R/E: Can you be more specific please?
Seto: LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED?
R/E: eh... no
Seto: SO JUST TRACK ME USING THE KAIBA CORP SATALITES!!!
R/E: it's not that simple...
Seto: JUST DO IT OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!!! ~hangs up~
Everyone: O.O' *HUGE SWEAT DROP*
+++++++++++++++++++Kaiba Corp++++++++++++++++++
R/E: I don't know why I work for him... oh yeah I have a family to feed...
+++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ+++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: hehehe... I can't wait till when they start cooking...
May: That'll be hilarious!
Gary: There's a cam installed in the kitchen... we'll see everything
May: Watch out YGO... cuz we're gonna stalk you, IN YOUR HOUSE! BE AFRAID!!!!!!!
Gary: I even bugged the bathrooms...
May: You WHAT!?
***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The shadow realm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***
Ash: ~Picks up a book called "How to escape the shadow realm by Yami Bakura"~ cool
Ash: ~is reading the book~ hmmm... It's says to walk out the door which says EXIT... OK come on Pikachu ~walks out the exit throwing the book on the floor~
Pikachu: PIKA! ^__^ ~Follows Ash~
Dark Magician Girl: Why do they call this place the Shadow Realm? It's not that bad!
Dark Magician: *shrugs* It just sounds cool...
++++++++++++What's left of Kaiba's Mansion+++++++++++++++
Narrator Dude: Today we see ourselves looking down at whats left of Kaiba's Mansion. Fortunately, um I mean UNfortunately, there were some survivors of the explosion that Gary caused.
Sabrina: ~Looks around~ Hmmm guess I'm one of the only survivors of that grenade... since I can teleport
Misty: I WILL SAVE YOU ASH!!!
Sabrina: Shit you're alive!
Brock: Ya mean me?
Team Rocket: You too?
Sabrina: Guess I'm the only not-main character who's alive. You guys relied on dumb luck to survive, and you did. Though I think that your luck has just run out, so I'll be off then ~telaports away thinking: Why did I even join the war????????????????~
+++++++++++++++++Middle of nowhere++++++++++++++++++
Evil Hostess: Hmm... I guess the PKM guys survived too. So I'll dump them into the house tomorrow all right boss?
?: Very well.
++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: ~watching cameras~: A war! Well, this I gotta see ^__^ Hey May, turn the vidio recorder on! This should be pretty amusing watcing the Yamis and the Hikaris fight each other.
May: I'm on step ahead of you ^__^
Gary: Now, let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. ~starts eating popcorn~
+++++++++++++++++++House's back yard (yes, the back yard again)++++++++++++++++
Yami Bakura: ~shoots Yugi on the head~ HA! BULLSEYE
Yugi: ~starts crying~
Y/B: sissy hikari!
Bakura: You shot Yugi you retard!
Y/B: Oh... the white paintball made him look like you...
Bakura: Oh so if you did hit me you would still say what you said!
Y/B: Uh huh ^__^
Bakura: Why, you little-~shoots Y/B on the head~
Y/B: OWW!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT HIKARI!!! ~starts shooting blindly~
Yami: I'll help!
Yami Marik: Me toooo!!!!
Seto: Mokuba, stay away from the pixi stix! Anything but those!!!
Mokuba: ~Running around hyper-active~
Bakura: NOW!
All hikaris take over backyard while Yamis are distracted.
++++++++++1 hour later++++++++++
Y/B: I can't believe we lost!
Yami: Well, you better believe it
Y/M: This is all Kaiba's fault! I tell you, If we loose the cooking contest, I swear I will personally kill you all!!!!!
Seto: Don't worry, I can send one of my professional cooks to help us!
Mokuba: Ok we can call him over right now
Seto: ~opens cell phone~ Hello this is Kaiba
Ramdom Enployee: Yes Mr. Kaiba sir?
Seto: Send the best chef you can find to me immediately
R/E: Ummm where are you Mr. Kaiba?
Seto: In a house
R/E: Can you be more specific please?
Seto: LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED?
R/E: eh... no
Seto: SO JUST TRACK ME USING THE KAIBA CORP SATALITES!!!
R/E: it's not that simple...
Seto: JUST DO IT OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!!! ~hangs up~
Everyone: O.O' *HUGE SWEAT DROP*
+++++++++++++++++++Kaiba Corp++++++++++++++++++
R/E: I don't know why I work for him... oh yeah I have a family to feed...
+++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ+++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: hehehe... I can't wait till when they start cooking...
May: That'll be hilarious!
Gary: There's a cam installed in the kitchen... we'll see everything
May: Watch out YGO... cuz we're gonna stalk you, IN YOUR HOUSE! BE AFRAID!!!!!!!
Gary: I even bugged the bathrooms...
May: You WHAT!?
***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The shadow realm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***
Ash: ~Picks up a book called "How to escape the shadow realm by Yami Bakura"~ cool
Ash: ~is reading the book~ hmmm... It's says to walk out the door which says EXIT... OK come on Pikachu ~walks out the exit throwing the book on the floor~
Pikachu: PIKA! ^__^ ~Follows Ash~
Dark Magician Girl: Why do they call this place the Shadow Realm? It's not that bad!
Dark Magician: *shrugs* It just sounds cool...
++++++++++++What's left of Kaiba's Mansion+++++++++++++++
Narrator Dude: Today we see ourselves looking down at whats left of Kaiba's Mansion. Fortunately, um I mean UNfortunately, there were some survivors of the explosion that Gary caused.
Sabrina: ~Looks around~ Hmmm guess I'm one of the only survivors of that grenade... since I can teleport
Misty: I WILL SAVE YOU ASH!!!
Sabrina: Shit you're alive!
Brock: Ya mean me?
Team Rocket: You too?
Sabrina: Guess I'm the only not-main character who's alive. You guys relied on dumb luck to survive, and you did. Though I think that your luck has just run out, so I'll be off then ~telaports away thinking: Why did I even join the war????????????????~
+++++++++++++++++Middle of nowhere++++++++++++++++++
Evil Hostess: Hmm... I guess the PKM guys survived too. So I'll dump them into the house tomorrow all right boss?
?: Very well.
