Chapter 11: A Big Mistake!
~30 mins later~
Joey: Hey Kaiba
Seto: What do you want Wheeler?
Joey: Well, I just came to say that we are gonna win soooooo badly!
Seto: Oh yeah?
Joey: Yeah!
Seto: We will win this Wheeler and whatever you say, you are NOT GOING TO WIN FIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:GRR... Wanna bet????
Seto: Fine.
Joey: The losers has to walk out of the house and duel each other in the middle of the road wearing a funny bunny costume!
Seto: You're on!
Joey: Oh, but It gets better, once we granted an hour out of the house's area, all duelists will enter a duel torny with nothing but their undergarments on!
Seto: Excellent... there goes your dignaty, Wheeler
Joey: You've already lost yours
Seto: We'll see about that!
+++++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room++++++++++++++++++++
Yami Marik: I can't believe you made that bet Kaiba!!!
Yami: Well, ya better believe it
Seto: Don't worry, I only made that bet so we could win. I've got a plan
Mokuba: ~whispering to Seto~ You mean that secret weapon stash hidden in your room?
Seto: Yep ~ types in pass code and a secret door opens up ~ Wait? How did you know?????
Yami: Ohhhh! What's in there?
Seto: ..no, that's the fridge here are some items that could be used..
Yami Marik: AHHHH!!! Heaven!!!!! ~runs up to a flame-thrower ~
Yami Bakura: ~picks up bazooka ~ nice...
Yami: chainsaw...heh heh heh
Seto: Hey?!? Who said you could take those?
Everyone: ~stares at Kaiba~
Seto: fine.. If we do loose, we will use these weapons of mass-destruction to kill the lights.
++++++++++++5 mins later++++++++++
Yami Marik: I'm hungry, lets go over to Kaiba's room and raid his fridge.
Yami Bakura: But the freak has that pass code thingy.
Yami Marik: I saw the code, its 1, 2, 3, 4.
Yami Bakura: What? That's too easy, Kaiba's not stupid.
Yami Marik: Nope, he's a genius, and geniuses have no common sense.
Yami Bakura: Oh, so that's why the NASA dudes forgot to put the lenses in the Hubble telescope.
Yami Marik: Um...sure...lets go!
++++++++++++++5 more mins later+++++++++++++++
Yami Marik: ~lounging on Kaiba's couch~ wow... I'm stuffed
Yami Bakura: ~passed out on the floor~
Yami Marik: ~throws a glass at Yami Bakura~ Wake up!
Yami Bakura: Wha-wha-what? Oww, what did you do that for?
Yami Marik: did you hear that?
Yami Bakura: hear what?
*thumping noise coming from closet*
Yami Marik: ~ gets up and walks to the door and sees a cockroach crawl out ~ Ewwuuu, Kaiba has a bug problem.
Yami Bakura: ~sees the cockroach and leaps up~ AHHHH cockroaches that work for the government!
Every time you see them they are all like ~ squishes his face and makes a squeaking sound and has his index fingers by his head like antenni ~ I tell you, ther're gonna take over the world!!
Yami Marik: ~rolls eyes~ yeah, I think you had too much sugar. And anyway, I Will Rule the World!
Yami Bakura: ~standing on a chair with a pot on his head and a wooden spoon in his hand~
Back! Back I say!! It's a spy for the C.I.A.!!!!!
Yami Marik: ... ~squishes bug~
Cockroach: beep, beeep, malfunction, malfunction, DANGER DANGER ~sparks and then implodes~
Yami Bakura: I TOLD YOU!!!
Yami Marik: OMG! you're right! Let's get out of here!!!
Y/M+Y/B: ~run out of the room~
Seto: ~walks into room~ stupid worthless good-for nothing enployees... my cheif should be here by now!
~walks to fridge~ what the??? It's empty!!! ISHTAR!!!!! *looks down at floor* why is there a dead....bug on the floor?
+++++++++++++~Kitchen~++++++++++++++
Marik: ~cooking--- trying to cook in the kitchen~
Bakura: MARIK !!! What are you doing??? You cant put metal in the---
Microwave: ~blows up~ BOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Bakura: microwave.
Marik: Oops.
Bakura: That is so not cool, Marik.
Marik: sorry, but you do know that I didn't have electricity in Egypt.
Bakura: But you've see Ishizu use it all the time, you can't put two and two together?
Marik: sure I can, three!
Yugi: Guess Bakura's cooking lessons aren't working... Ok me and Bakura will cook. The rest of you
will be the all-important taste testers.
Marik: Fine ~thinking: fools! OF COURSE I can use a microwave! Just because I didn't have one back
in Egypt, dosn't mean I can't use them! Now, I can just slack off and make the others do the hard
part!~
Bakura: Alright let's get to work.
Joey: Guys, please make the BEST thing you can make... You guys have to!
Yugi: Why? Either way, we are gonna beat the Yamis soooooo badley!
Joey: ~sweating~ I don't care! Just do it! WE HAVE TO WIN!!! or else um...
Bakura: Joey, Is there something you would like to tell us?
Joey: ~sweating~ eh....
+++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room+++++++++++++++++++++
Seto: ~sitting on couch, watching his portable TV.~ man, 2,000 channels and nothing's on...
~ sees something crawl across the floor ~ what the?
Cockroach: beep, beep, bedeep, bedeep, beeeeeeeeeeep.
Seto: What the hell is that? Mokuba, get the bug spray!!
Mokuba: I dunno
Seto: oh, well,BRING ME THE DAMN BUG SPRAY!!!!!
Mokuba: sheesh, okay here *hands over bug spray *
Seto: *laughs insanely * die bug!!! *sprays the cockroach *
Cockroach: malfunction, DANGER , malfunction, *sparks then blows up *
Seto: HAH! Got ya.
Mokuba: Hey, big brother, arn't you suppost to be cooking?
Seto: Oh yeah, come on Mokuba... To the Kitchen!
+++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++
Computer: Cockroach spy number 1276 has been destroyed.
Gary: Ah well, that's the problem with cockroach spies... That's the 2nd one destroyed! Oh well, 2 out of 10,000 isn't so bad...
May: But now Yami Marik and Yami Bakura know that the house is bugged... LITERALLY!!! It's kinda creepy............
Gary: We're the CIA, we invented creepy. Don't worry, everything is under control.
Computer: Cockroach spies numbers 2434,9666,0761 and 0999 have been destroyed. Have a nice day.
May: *sarcastic* Yeah everything is under control...
Gary: ^__^' uh... yeah
~30 mins later~
Joey: Hey Kaiba
Seto: What do you want Wheeler?
Joey: Well, I just came to say that we are gonna win soooooo badly!
Seto: Oh yeah?
Joey: Yeah!
Seto: We will win this Wheeler and whatever you say, you are NOT GOING TO WIN FIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:GRR... Wanna bet????
Seto: Fine.
Joey: The losers has to walk out of the house and duel each other in the middle of the road wearing a funny bunny costume!
Seto: You're on!
Joey: Oh, but It gets better, once we granted an hour out of the house's area, all duelists will enter a duel torny with nothing but their undergarments on!
Seto: Excellent... there goes your dignaty, Wheeler
Joey: You've already lost yours
Seto: We'll see about that!
+++++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room++++++++++++++++++++
Yami Marik: I can't believe you made that bet Kaiba!!!
Yami: Well, ya better believe it
Seto: Don't worry, I only made that bet so we could win. I've got a plan
Mokuba: ~whispering to Seto~ You mean that secret weapon stash hidden in your room?
Seto: Yep ~ types in pass code and a secret door opens up ~ Wait? How did you know?????
Yami: Ohhhh! What's in there?
Seto: ..no, that's the fridge here are some items that could be used..
Yami Marik: AHHHH!!! Heaven!!!!! ~runs up to a flame-thrower ~
Yami Bakura: ~picks up bazooka ~ nice...
Yami: chainsaw...heh heh heh
Seto: Hey?!? Who said you could take those?
Everyone: ~stares at Kaiba~
Seto: fine.. If we do loose, we will use these weapons of mass-destruction to kill the lights.
++++++++++++5 mins later++++++++++
Yami Marik: I'm hungry, lets go over to Kaiba's room and raid his fridge.
Yami Bakura: But the freak has that pass code thingy.
Yami Marik: I saw the code, its 1, 2, 3, 4.
Yami Bakura: What? That's too easy, Kaiba's not stupid.
Yami Marik: Nope, he's a genius, and geniuses have no common sense.
Yami Bakura: Oh, so that's why the NASA dudes forgot to put the lenses in the Hubble telescope.
Yami Marik: Um...sure...lets go!
++++++++++++++5 more mins later+++++++++++++++
Yami Marik: ~lounging on Kaiba's couch~ wow... I'm stuffed
Yami Bakura: ~passed out on the floor~
Yami Marik: ~throws a glass at Yami Bakura~ Wake up!
Yami Bakura: Wha-wha-what? Oww, what did you do that for?
Yami Marik: did you hear that?
Yami Bakura: hear what?
*thumping noise coming from closet*
Yami Marik: ~ gets up and walks to the door and sees a cockroach crawl out ~ Ewwuuu, Kaiba has a bug problem.
Yami Bakura: ~sees the cockroach and leaps up~ AHHHH cockroaches that work for the government!
Every time you see them they are all like ~ squishes his face and makes a squeaking sound and has his index fingers by his head like antenni ~ I tell you, ther're gonna take over the world!!
Yami Marik: ~rolls eyes~ yeah, I think you had too much sugar. And anyway, I Will Rule the World!
Yami Bakura: ~standing on a chair with a pot on his head and a wooden spoon in his hand~
Back! Back I say!! It's a spy for the C.I.A.!!!!!
Yami Marik: ... ~squishes bug~
Cockroach: beep, beeep, malfunction, malfunction, DANGER DANGER ~sparks and then implodes~
Yami Bakura: I TOLD YOU!!!
Yami Marik: OMG! you're right! Let's get out of here!!!
Y/M+Y/B: ~run out of the room~
Seto: ~walks into room~ stupid worthless good-for nothing enployees... my cheif should be here by now!
~walks to fridge~ what the??? It's empty!!! ISHTAR!!!!! *looks down at floor* why is there a dead....bug on the floor?
+++++++++++++~Kitchen~++++++++++++++
Marik: ~cooking--- trying to cook in the kitchen~
Bakura: MARIK !!! What are you doing??? You cant put metal in the---
Microwave: ~blows up~ BOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Bakura: microwave.
Marik: Oops.
Bakura: That is so not cool, Marik.
Marik: sorry, but you do know that I didn't have electricity in Egypt.
Bakura: But you've see Ishizu use it all the time, you can't put two and two together?
Marik: sure I can, three!
Yugi: Guess Bakura's cooking lessons aren't working... Ok me and Bakura will cook. The rest of you
will be the all-important taste testers.
Marik: Fine ~thinking: fools! OF COURSE I can use a microwave! Just because I didn't have one back
in Egypt, dosn't mean I can't use them! Now, I can just slack off and make the others do the hard
part!~
Bakura: Alright let's get to work.
Joey: Guys, please make the BEST thing you can make... You guys have to!
Yugi: Why? Either way, we are gonna beat the Yamis soooooo badley!
Joey: ~sweating~ I don't care! Just do it! WE HAVE TO WIN!!! or else um...
Bakura: Joey, Is there something you would like to tell us?
Joey: ~sweating~ eh....
+++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room+++++++++++++++++++++
Seto: ~sitting on couch, watching his portable TV.~ man, 2,000 channels and nothing's on...
~ sees something crawl across the floor ~ what the?
Cockroach: beep, beep, bedeep, bedeep, beeeeeeeeeeep.
Seto: What the hell is that? Mokuba, get the bug spray!!
Mokuba: I dunno
Seto: oh, well,BRING ME THE DAMN BUG SPRAY!!!!!
Mokuba: sheesh, okay here *hands over bug spray *
Seto: *laughs insanely * die bug!!! *sprays the cockroach *
Cockroach: malfunction, DANGER , malfunction, *sparks then blows up *
Seto: HAH! Got ya.
Mokuba: Hey, big brother, arn't you suppost to be cooking?
Seto: Oh yeah, come on Mokuba... To the Kitchen!
+++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++
Computer: Cockroach spy number 1276 has been destroyed.
Gary: Ah well, that's the problem with cockroach spies... That's the 2nd one destroyed! Oh well, 2 out of 10,000 isn't so bad...
May: But now Yami Marik and Yami Bakura know that the house is bugged... LITERALLY!!! It's kinda creepy............
Gary: We're the CIA, we invented creepy. Don't worry, everything is under control.
Computer: Cockroach spies numbers 2434,9666,0761 and 0999 have been destroyed. Have a nice day.
May: *sarcastic* Yeah everything is under control...
Gary: ^__^' uh... yeah
