Chapter 11: A Big Mistake!

~30 mins later~

Joey: Hey Kaiba

Seto: What do you want Wheeler?

Joey: Well, I just came to say that we are gonna win soooooo badly!

Seto: Oh yeah?

Joey: Yeah!

Seto: We will win this Wheeler and whatever you say, you are NOT GOING TO WIN FIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey:GRR... Wanna bet????

Seto: Fine.

Joey: The losers has to walk out of the house and duel each other in the middle of the road wearing a funny bunny costume!

Seto: You're on!

Joey: Oh, but It gets better, once we granted an hour out of the house's area, all duelists will enter a duel torny with nothing but their undergarments on!

Seto: Excellent... there goes your dignaty, Wheeler

Joey: You've already lost yours

Seto: We'll see about that!

+++++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room++++++++++++++++++++

Yami Marik: I can't believe you made that bet Kaiba!!!

Yami: Well, ya better believe it

Seto: Don't worry, I only made that bet so we could win. I've got a plan

Mokuba: ~whispering to Seto~ You mean that secret weapon stash hidden in your room?

Seto: Yep ~ types in pass code and a secret door opens up ~ Wait? How did you know?????

Yami: Ohhhh! What's in there?

Seto: ..no, that's the fridge here are some items that could be used..

Yami Marik: AHHHH!!! Heaven!!!!! ~runs up to a flame-thrower ~

Yami Bakura: ~picks up bazooka ~ nice...

Yami: chainsaw...heh heh heh

Seto: Hey?!? Who said you could take those?

Everyone: ~stares at Kaiba~

Seto: fine.. If we do loose, we will use these weapons of mass-destruction to kill the lights.

++++++++++++5 mins later++++++++++

Yami Marik: I'm hungry, lets go over to Kaiba's room and raid his fridge.

Yami Bakura: But the freak has that pass code thingy.

Yami Marik: I saw the code, its 1, 2, 3, 4.

Yami Bakura: What? That's too easy, Kaiba's not stupid.

Yami Marik: Nope, he's a genius, and geniuses have no common sense.

Yami Bakura: Oh, so that's why the NASA dudes forgot to put the lenses in the Hubble telescope.

Yami Marik: Um...sure...lets go!

++++++++++++++5 more mins later+++++++++++++++

Yami Marik: ~lounging on Kaiba's couch~ wow... I'm stuffed

Yami Bakura: ~passed out on the floor~

Yami Marik: ~throws a glass at Yami Bakura~ Wake up!

Yami Bakura: Wha-wha-what? Oww, what did you do that for?

Yami Marik: did you hear that?

Yami Bakura: hear what?

*thumping noise coming from closet*

Yami Marik: ~ gets up and walks to the door and sees a cockroach crawl out ~ Ewwuuu, Kaiba has a bug problem.

Yami Bakura: ~sees the cockroach and leaps up~ AHHHH cockroaches that work for the government!

Every time you see them they are all like ~ squishes his face and makes a squeaking sound and has his index fingers by his head like antenni ~ I tell you, ther're gonna take over the world!!

Yami Marik: ~rolls eyes~ yeah, I think you had too much sugar. And anyway, I Will Rule the World!

Yami Bakura: ~standing on a chair with a pot on his head and a wooden spoon in his hand~

Back! Back I say!! It's a spy for the C.I.A.!!!!!

Yami Marik: ... ~squishes bug~

Cockroach: beep, beeep, malfunction, malfunction, DANGER DANGER ~sparks and then implodes~

Yami Bakura: I TOLD YOU!!!

Yami Marik: OMG! you're right! Let's get out of here!!!

Y/M+Y/B: ~run out of the room~

Seto: ~walks into room~ stupid worthless good-for nothing enployees... my cheif should be here by now!

~walks to fridge~ what the??? It's empty!!! ISHTAR!!!!! *looks down at floor* why is there a dead....bug on the floor?

+++++++++++++~Kitchen~++++++++++++++

Marik: ~cooking--- trying to cook in the kitchen~

Bakura: MARIK !!! What are you doing??? You cant put metal in the---

Microwave: ~blows up~ BOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Bakura: microwave.

Marik: Oops.

Bakura: That is so not cool, Marik.

Marik: sorry, but you do know that I didn't have electricity in Egypt.

Bakura: But you've see Ishizu use it all the time, you can't put two and two together?

Marik: sure I can, three!

Yugi: Guess Bakura's cooking lessons aren't working... Ok me and Bakura will cook. The rest of you

will be the all-important taste testers.

Marik: Fine ~thinking: fools! OF COURSE I can use a microwave! Just because I didn't have one back

in Egypt, dosn't mean I can't use them! Now, I can just slack off and make the others do the hard

part!~

Bakura: Alright let's get to work.

Joey: Guys, please make the BEST thing you can make... You guys have to!

Yugi: Why? Either way, we are gonna beat the Yamis soooooo badley!

Joey: ~sweating~ I don't care! Just do it! WE HAVE TO WIN!!! or else um...

Bakura: Joey, Is there something you would like to tell us?

Joey: ~sweating~ eh....

+++++++++++++++++++++Seto's room+++++++++++++++++++++

Seto: ~sitting on couch, watching his portable TV.~ man, 2,000 channels and nothing's on...

~ sees something crawl across the floor ~ what the?

Cockroach: beep, beep, bedeep, bedeep, beeeeeeeeeeep.

Seto: What the hell is that? Mokuba, get the bug spray!!

Mokuba: I dunno

Seto: oh, well,BRING ME THE DAMN BUG SPRAY!!!!!

Mokuba: sheesh, okay here *hands over bug spray *

Seto: *laughs insanely * die bug!!! *sprays the cockroach *

Cockroach: malfunction, DANGER , malfunction, *sparks then blows up *

Seto: HAH! Got ya.

Mokuba: Hey, big brother, arn't you suppost to be cooking?

Seto: Oh yeah, come on Mokuba... To the Kitchen!

+++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++

Computer: Cockroach spy number 1276 has been destroyed.

Gary: Ah well, that's the problem with cockroach spies... That's the 2nd one destroyed! Oh well, 2 out of 10,000 isn't so bad...

May: But now Yami Marik and Yami Bakura know that the house is bugged... LITERALLY!!! It's kinda creepy............

Gary: We're the CIA, we invented creepy. Don't worry, everything is under control.

Computer: Cockroach spies numbers 2434,9666,0761 and 0999 have been destroyed. Have a nice day.

May: *sarcastic* Yeah everything is under control...

Gary: ^__^' uh... yeah