Chapter 14: Better Kiss your dignity goodbye!

++++++++++++++++2 hours later+++++++++++++++++

Pegasus: The winners of the cooking contest and the war are the HIKARIS!!!!!

Yamis: O.O

Hikaris: YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: IN YOUR FACE YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: SEE YOU TOMORROW IN A FUNNY BUNNY COSTUME!!!

Pegasus: OOOOH!!! I LOVE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!! ^__^

Yugi: AND IN THE DUEL TOURNEY OF SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: MY DIGNITY... IT's ALL GONE!!!!!

Yami Bakura: No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: (quietly) um... I think I know why we lost...

Yami Marik: ~in DEEP shock~ How how how???

Seto: I'm not telling you.

Yami Bakura: TELL US OR ELSE!

Seto: Bite me tomb robber

Yami: LET'S HIT HIM!!!

Seto: ~sewating like hell~Ok fine O.O' um... I think I put baking soda into the sundae instead of sugar...

Yami Bakura: YOU WHAT??? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/M: ~takes out M. Rod and transforms it into a dagger and is about to stab Kaiba when the Pokemon gang get transported into the house~ O.O

Y/B: BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: ~rolling eyes~ Oh no... It's TRASH, FISTY AND BLOCK-HEAD.

Yugi: Nice one Mokuba!

Tea: Don't call my boyfriend Block-head!

Marik: ~sarcastically~ So, Ash, how was the shadow realm?

Ash: ~shrugs~ I never thought I'd see Barney the Purple dinosaur and Britney Spears there...

Bakura: YAMI!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: ~tries to look innocent~ What?

Bakura: You sent them to the shadow realm didn't you?

Yami Bakura: What??? I couldn't stand hearing that stupid barney song every day at 4:28!

Bakura: But what does that have to do with Britney Spears?

Yami Bakura: Oh I just hate that bitch... Just for a little fun... heh heh...

Bakura: ~glares at Yami Bakura~

Brock: OMG Tea!!! ~takes her hand~

Tea: ~blushing madly~ Oh my!

Misty: Hey, Kaiba, ya know Gary blew up your backyard and your mansion with a grenade

Seto: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Joey: So you're saying Moneybag's and Mokuba's Mansion got-

Mai: Blown to smithereens

Yugi: Good use of the letter "M" Joey ^__^

Joey: Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhtttt ttttttt

Seto: SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!

Tristan: Well It's isn't gonna be me... ~turns around~ oh Hi Serenity! ^__^

Seto: ~blushes~ uh h Serenity...

Serenity: SHUT UP YOU FREAK!!! ~slaps Kaiba~

Seto: ~starts crying~

Yugi: O.O'

Joey: O.O'

Mai: O.O'

Tristan: O.O'

Bakura: O.O'

Marik: O.O'

Yami: O.O'

Yami Marik: O.O'

Yami Bakura: O.O'

Tea: That wasn't nice! We should all be nice to everyone! Especially our friends! The world should be like my dream land, where I was Queen, and everybody loved me, and there where flowers, peace, happiness, and everyone were friends-

Bakura: Shut up bitch

Yugi: *Gasp* Bakura did you just swear???

Bakura: Yep

Yami Bakura: ~teary-eyed~ I soooo proud of you Hikari!

Tea: -and we all loved each other and there were hearts everywhere! Barney was there too!

Marik: Then that's definatly a dream...

Yami: Hey, that gives me an idea!

Yami Bakura: This better be good Pharaoh...

Yugi: Yami's ideas are never good...

Yami: I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD FOR I AM PHARAOH!!!

Yami Bakura:REALLY??? THEN I WILL RULE IT WITH YOU!!!

Yami Marik: MEEEEEE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Come my friends, now let's plot evil plans for world-domination!

Tea: We should all be friends!

Yamis: ~exit~

Seto: O.O'

Joey: O.O'

Mai: O.O'

Tristan: O.O'

Bakura: O.O'

Marik: O.O'

Mokuba: O.O'

Yugi: OH NO!!!! THE YAMIS ARE SUGAR-HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT TROUBLE THEY'LL CAUSE!!!!!!!!

Joey: More like chaos... ~HUGE explosion in the background~ See what I mean?

House: ~Explodes~

Voices from living room (which appear to be the Yamis): We're FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Cool

Yamis: Let's get out of here and RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! ~run out of the house~

Yugi: C'mon we have to stop them!!! ~runs out of house with rest of YGO gang~

Mai: ~while running~ Ya know, this is a good time for "Who Let The Dogs Out?" to start playing

Joey: ~runnig after Yamis too~ Good point

~Music starts playing~

Narrator Dude: So just when they get out of the house, there is total chaos again... Will the Yamis rule the world? Will Seto get Serenity? And what will happen to the Yamis when they have to enter the duel turnument on Saturday with nothing but their undregarments on, and then have to stand in the middle of the road in a Funny Bunny costume? To be continued...

Pegasus: I LOVE BUNNIES!!!!!!!

N/D: Shut up...

Dark-Magician-Gal: Uh Oh... The Yamis are now loose in the city... Oh well stay tuned for another chapter of Pokemon V.S. Yu-Gi-Oh! coming soon...