Chapter 14: For I Am Pharaoh
Evil Hostess: ~appears~
Marik: Oh shit... She came to throw us back into the house
Yugi: If you haven't noticed, we are a little busy trying to stop 3 sugar- high Yamis from taking over the world.
Tristan: How did we break free anyways? I thought the house was indestructible...
Evil Hostess: I know. I'm here to help and I brought some reinforcements.
Gary: Hi... One the CIA's spies taped this video of the Yami's next plan this should help
Joey: Speaking of help, why are you people helping us?
E/H: Well, we don't want a world ruled by Yamis right?
Mai: Good point
Yugi: Alright let's watch the video!
Gary: Follow me.
+++++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: ~Turns on plasma TV~
Yugi: cooooooooooooooooooooooooool
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VIDIO~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Spy: The time is now 5:23 PM I am at a training camp somewhere in Cairo. Their plans are spoken some kind of code. The translation is on the subtitles.
Yami: ~Pointing to a diagram~ I eedn noe erbav materila ot usmuglge a pretzel...
Subtitles: I need one brave material to smuggle a pretzel...
Yami: ~points to picture of pretzel~ tino het frosstre tyeh clal hitehowuse...
Subtitles: ...into the fortress they call White House...
Yami: ... uorgshGBee wlil tehn ckhoe ot daeth no it hiwle whinatcg NFL plaffsyo...
Subtitles: ... George Bush will then choke to death on it while watching NFL playoffs...
Yami: nda ew lilw hvae colmpete coolntr vero teh orlwd's msot perfowul myar!!!!!!!!!
Subtitles: and we will have complete control over the world's most powerful army !!!!!!!!!
Yami: Let us all say the pledge:
Y/M +Y/B+Voices: FOR I AM PHARAOH!
Y/B: Look an intruder! ~Takes out knife~ ~Gets ready to stab~
Spy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tape ends~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mokuba: Ok...
Seto: Their plan sucks and so does their code. THEIR CODE IS JUST ANAGRAMS!!!
Serenity: Yeah, but the voices tell us that they already gathered a huge army.
Tea: We know their plan, now we have to stop them!
Gary: Me and Mokuba will be spying on the Yamis ourselves you guys just focus on foiling the Yami's plans.
Mokuba: First stop, the shadow realm
Yugi: Let's go
E/H: I'll go distract them ~disappears~
+++++++++++++++++++House+++++++++++++++++++
Ash: ~is watching tv~
TV: ~says ERROR no signal~
Misty: This channel sucks like a bucket of ticks
Ash: Well, I kinda like the gripping plotline...
Brock: ~falls over~
Misty: ~is getting annoyed~ Ash change the channel
Ash: Ok fine then ~picks up remote~
Channel: ~doesn't change~
Ash: Well this is really freaking me out. The channels aren't changing....... What if the TVs possessed... ~starts panicking~ and... and when we watch the program to the end, the phone will ring, and a voice will come out and say, YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Or maybe you're just using the wrong remote
Ash: ~shrugs~ that's true ~looks at remote
Remote: ~is a PS2 controller~
+++++++++++++++++Shadow Realm+++++++++++++++++
Mokuba: What are they doing?
DM and DMG are making out
Gary: ~covers Mokuba's eyes~ RENT A HOTEL ROOM OR SOMETHING YOU TWO NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!!!!!!
~All three yamis come in ~
Yami: Hehe no one knows were here. Hehehehehe
Yami Marik: Yes, Pharaoh, the Shadow Realm is a wonderful place for a stroll
Yami Bakura: Even better our duel-monster girlfriends are here!
Dark Necrofear, Mystical Elf, and Dark Witch go up to the yamis, and the yamis and the duel monsters start disco dancing.
Gary: So that's what the yamis have been up to....
Mokuba: GET THIS ALL ON TAPE!
Gary: I've got it
Mokuba: I don't believe this...
Y/B: ~kisses Dark Necrofear~
D/M+DMG : ~kiss~
Duel Monsters : ~start clapping~
Gary: Let's just go.
Mokuba: That was disappointing.... ~Mokuba+Gary exit~
Yami: Let's take over the world now
Y/B: Ok let's go ~all three Yamis exit~
++++++++++++++++++Back @ the CIA HQ+++++++++++++++++++
Yugi: Oh my god... ~watching video of Yamis making out with Duel Monsters~ Yami was never like that!!!
Joey: Remember when he gave us dueling lessons?
~Flashback~
~Everyone is at Yugi's house and Yami is giving them dueling lessons.~
Yami: Ok to really strike fear into the hearts of your opponents say: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! Now you say it!
Marik: -I-I-I-I-I-I-it's t-t-t- t-t-t-t-t-t-time t-t-to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Joey: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't st-st-st-st- st-st-st-st-stop!!!!
Bakura: Th-th-th-th-th-this i-is em-em-em-embarassing!!
Tristian: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I e-e-e-e-e-eat m-m-m-m-m-m-my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- boogers!
Seto: H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you st-st-st-st- st-st-stop?!
Mokuba: W-w-w-w-w-why d-d-d-d-does Y-y-y-y-y-yami d-d-do i-it?
Tea: F-f-f-f-f-f-f-friendship w-w-w-w-will pre-pre-pre-prevail!
Yugi: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I n-n-n-n-n-need t-t-t-to g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go t-t-t-t- to th-th-th-the b-b-b-b-b-bathroom!
Yami Bakura: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: It's easy! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!
~end flashback~
+++++++++++++++++Somewhere in Utah+++++++++++++++
Yami: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- DUEL!!!
Y/B: Actually, It's time to take over the world
Y/M: Do you have the Pretzel?
Y/B: Uh huh
Yami: Well let's go. Mission number 1: Smuggle a pretzel into the White House
~Mission Impossible starts playing~
Narrator Dude: Now the Yamis have an army and many followers, will the others find a way to stop the Yamis before George Bush chokes to death on a pretzel? Is Ash's TV possessed??? ~Eyes pop up~ WILL THE YAMIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD????????????
Dark-Magician-Gal: Stop being so dramatic
N/D: It's my job...
Dark-Magician-Gal: rrrriiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt...
Evil Hostess: ~appears~
Marik: Oh shit... She came to throw us back into the house
Yugi: If you haven't noticed, we are a little busy trying to stop 3 sugar- high Yamis from taking over the world.
Tristan: How did we break free anyways? I thought the house was indestructible...
Evil Hostess: I know. I'm here to help and I brought some reinforcements.
Gary: Hi... One the CIA's spies taped this video of the Yami's next plan this should help
Joey: Speaking of help, why are you people helping us?
E/H: Well, we don't want a world ruled by Yamis right?
Mai: Good point
Yugi: Alright let's watch the video!
Gary: Follow me.
+++++++++++++++++++++++CIA HQ++++++++++++++++++++++
Gary: ~Turns on plasma TV~
Yugi: cooooooooooooooooooooooooool
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VIDIO~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Spy: The time is now 5:23 PM I am at a training camp somewhere in Cairo. Their plans are spoken some kind of code. The translation is on the subtitles.
Yami: ~Pointing to a diagram~ I eedn noe erbav materila ot usmuglge a pretzel...
Subtitles: I need one brave material to smuggle a pretzel...
Yami: ~points to picture of pretzel~ tino het frosstre tyeh clal hitehowuse...
Subtitles: ...into the fortress they call White House...
Yami: ... uorgshGBee wlil tehn ckhoe ot daeth no it hiwle whinatcg NFL plaffsyo...
Subtitles: ... George Bush will then choke to death on it while watching NFL playoffs...
Yami: nda ew lilw hvae colmpete coolntr vero teh orlwd's msot perfowul myar!!!!!!!!!
Subtitles: and we will have complete control over the world's most powerful army !!!!!!!!!
Yami: Let us all say the pledge:
Y/M +Y/B+Voices: FOR I AM PHARAOH!
Y/B: Look an intruder! ~Takes out knife~ ~Gets ready to stab~
Spy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tape ends~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mokuba: Ok...
Seto: Their plan sucks and so does their code. THEIR CODE IS JUST ANAGRAMS!!!
Serenity: Yeah, but the voices tell us that they already gathered a huge army.
Tea: We know their plan, now we have to stop them!
Gary: Me and Mokuba will be spying on the Yamis ourselves you guys just focus on foiling the Yami's plans.
Mokuba: First stop, the shadow realm
Yugi: Let's go
E/H: I'll go distract them ~disappears~
+++++++++++++++++++House+++++++++++++++++++
Ash: ~is watching tv~
TV: ~says ERROR no signal~
Misty: This channel sucks like a bucket of ticks
Ash: Well, I kinda like the gripping plotline...
Brock: ~falls over~
Misty: ~is getting annoyed~ Ash change the channel
Ash: Ok fine then ~picks up remote~
Channel: ~doesn't change~
Ash: Well this is really freaking me out. The channels aren't changing....... What if the TVs possessed... ~starts panicking~ and... and when we watch the program to the end, the phone will ring, and a voice will come out and say, YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Or maybe you're just using the wrong remote
Ash: ~shrugs~ that's true ~looks at remote
Remote: ~is a PS2 controller~
+++++++++++++++++Shadow Realm+++++++++++++++++
Mokuba: What are they doing?
DM and DMG are making out
Gary: ~covers Mokuba's eyes~ RENT A HOTEL ROOM OR SOMETHING YOU TWO NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!!!!!!
~All three yamis come in ~
Yami: Hehe no one knows were here. Hehehehehe
Yami Marik: Yes, Pharaoh, the Shadow Realm is a wonderful place for a stroll
Yami Bakura: Even better our duel-monster girlfriends are here!
Dark Necrofear, Mystical Elf, and Dark Witch go up to the yamis, and the yamis and the duel monsters start disco dancing.
Gary: So that's what the yamis have been up to....
Mokuba: GET THIS ALL ON TAPE!
Gary: I've got it
Mokuba: I don't believe this...
Y/B: ~kisses Dark Necrofear~
D/M+DMG : ~kiss~
Duel Monsters : ~start clapping~
Gary: Let's just go.
Mokuba: That was disappointing.... ~Mokuba+Gary exit~
Yami: Let's take over the world now
Y/B: Ok let's go ~all three Yamis exit~
++++++++++++++++++Back @ the CIA HQ+++++++++++++++++++
Yugi: Oh my god... ~watching video of Yamis making out with Duel Monsters~ Yami was never like that!!!
Joey: Remember when he gave us dueling lessons?
~Flashback~
~Everyone is at Yugi's house and Yami is giving them dueling lessons.~
Yami: Ok to really strike fear into the hearts of your opponents say: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! Now you say it!
Marik: -I-I-I-I-I-I-it's t-t-t- t-t-t-t-t-t-time t-t-to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Joey: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't st-st-st-st- st-st-st-st-stop!!!!
Bakura: Th-th-th-th-th-this i-is em-em-em-embarassing!!
Tristian: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I e-e-e-e-e-eat m-m-m-m-m-m-my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- boogers!
Seto: H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you st-st-st-st- st-st-stop?!
Mokuba: W-w-w-w-w-why d-d-d-d-does Y-y-y-y-y-yami d-d-do i-it?
Tea: F-f-f-f-f-f-f-friendship w-w-w-w-will pre-pre-pre-prevail!
Yugi: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I n-n-n-n-n-need t-t-t-to g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go t-t-t-t- to th-th-th-the b-b-b-b-b-bathroom!
Yami Bakura: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: It's easy! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!
~end flashback~
+++++++++++++++++Somewhere in Utah+++++++++++++++
Yami: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- DUEL!!!
Y/B: Actually, It's time to take over the world
Y/M: Do you have the Pretzel?
Y/B: Uh huh
Yami: Well let's go. Mission number 1: Smuggle a pretzel into the White House
~Mission Impossible starts playing~
Narrator Dude: Now the Yamis have an army and many followers, will the others find a way to stop the Yamis before George Bush chokes to death on a pretzel? Is Ash's TV possessed??? ~Eyes pop up~ WILL THE YAMIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD????????????
Dark-Magician-Gal: Stop being so dramatic
N/D: It's my job...
Dark-Magician-Gal: rrrriiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt...
