Chapter 17: Grand Theft Auto Part Two: Battle City
Seto: ~narrows eyes~ What happened to my backyard?
Gary: It kinda blew up...
Seto: WHAT???
Gary: O.o was gonna tell you...
~Yami Bakura's POV~
Yugi: Yami Bakura, don't you think we are going too fast? ~cute eyes~
Ok, let's see, here I am, in a car I hijacked a few minuets ago, driving at 180MPH, with modern guards shooting at me, and Yugi is telling ME that we are going too fast???
Seto: ~turns purple~ so carsick... YAMI BAKURA!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!
Too late, we crashed. Wait a sec... I just crashed into the high priest's temple and the modern guards are still shooting at us. It's kind of like deja vu eh?
Seto: You crashed into Kaiba corp. you dickhead!
Y/B: Am I supposed to care?
Seto: YES!
Y/B: Well too bad, I don't.
~End POV~
Cop 1: You're under arrest for speeding, and crashing into public property.
Y/B: What? No fair!
Y/M: Bring it on, you piece of shit!
Cop 1: And you are under arrest for calling me a piece of shit
Y/M: Wait that's not fair! If I had known that I wasn't arrested at first, I wouldn't have called you a piece of shit!
Cop 2: Come on get into the car... ~Throws them into police car and drives away~
Marik: ISHIZU ISN'T GONNA BAIL YOU OUT!!! ... AGAIN
Y/M: ~from the car~ TELL ISHIZU TO BAIL ME OUT!!!
Marik: -_-'
Bakura: We have to save them... Wait. That means I'm Yami-free!!! WHOOHOO!!!
EVOE Ryou: O.O'
Marik: I'll call Ishizu so she can bail them out... ~takes out mobile phone~ Hello?
Answering Machine: Hello this the Ishtar residents. We are not available at the moment. If you are Marik-as I predicted, I WILL NOT BAIL OUT YOUR YAMI!!! Please leave your message after the beep.
Marik: O_____________________________________________________O'
Yugi: Ishizu won't help us, so we're on our own! You know what we gotta do?
Tristan: I don't want to know what we gotta do
Téa: Common Tristan stop being so un-optimistic!
Seto: You mean 'pessimistic'?
Téa: Whatever
Yugi: Ok, what we gotta do is to break into the jail, and free them!
~Dramatic Pause~
Marik: Okay!
Seto: No, Marik, you were supposed to say Hell No!
Marik: But I like the idea!!!
Bakura: I'll just go with the flow... I'm going!
Téa: Me too!
Mokuba: This is soooo cool! Count me in!
Seto: Don't think of this as a gesture of kindness, Yugi. I'm only going to help because Mokuba wants to.
Joey: ~nods~
All: ~look at Tristan~
Tristan: fine.
~Domino Jail~
Yami Marik: I'll sing a song my friends, a song that never ends my friends- wait my friends??? I'm going mental. ~smashes a coffee cup on his head~ that feels much better now ^__^
Yami Bakura: O__O' huh? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL COCKROACH SPIES!!! ~pointing at cockroach spy no.41187~
Cockroach Spy no.41187: Look out of the window, retard.
Y/M: Hey look out the window. Our hikaris have come to save us!
Y/B: duhhhhhh......... wait........................
Bakura: Tomb Robber
Yami Bakura: What?
Yugi: Grave Robber
Yami Bakura: What do you want?
Yami: Soul Stealer
Yami Bakura: What are you all doing?
Marik: Millennium Items Thief
Yami Bakura: Why do you keep calling me?!
Mokuba: We're going through all of your nicknames, Thief King
Joey: Donut Thief!
All except Joey and Yami Bakura: Donut Thief?
Yami Bakura: ~blushes~ N-nothing he's speaking nonsense again.
Joey: He steals my donuts...I only get to eat half ~_~,
E/H: Let's get out of here already! Seto's making a distraction
Y/M: Why are you helping us anyway?
E/H: Good point ~disappears~
Yugi: Come on, let's go. Gary, do the honors
Gary: Gladly. ~takes out grenades and throws them onto the bars~
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ~runs out of the building~
~Meanwhile...~
Cop 1: ~is drunk~ Hey Kaiba... gimme another one... ugh...
Seto: suckers... ~pours cop1 and cop2 their 11th beer~ here
Cop 2: ~takes cup~ thanks mom...
Seto: ~rolls eyes and walks away~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Seto: Ok people, we are only having another war because beating Pokémon will probably make Kaiba Corp. more successful.
Yami Marik: And to set things on fire!!!
Seto: We will have this war on an abandoned island my father bought because it was cheap. Since my father bought it, I want you to destroy it completely by the end of this war. That means setting everything on fire. So Yami Bakura and Yami Marik, just do your thing.
Yami Bakura: You mean you "want" us to burn things???
Seto: Yep
Y/B+Y/M: YAHOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: ~cutely~ Can we use shadow magic to summon monsters of ultimate power?
Seto: Of course you can! ^__^
Mokuba: Man, you're in a good mood today...
Seto: What was that?
Mokuba: Nothing.
Seto: Like last time, meet us at Kaiba corp. Come, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Oh boy! I can't wait for the war tomorrow! ~Leaves with Seto~
Yugi: So now what?
Bakura: I dunno, not all of us agreed to this war, but this time, hopefully it will be a real one, unlike our previous ones.
Yugi: I agree.
Joey: If Yugi is goin' then I am too
Téa: I'll always be there for you!
Yugi: Great, the rest of the gang agreed too! So see ya @ Kaiba Corp!
Seto: ~narrows eyes~ What happened to my backyard?
Gary: It kinda blew up...
Seto: WHAT???
Gary: O.o was gonna tell you...
~Yami Bakura's POV~
Yugi: Yami Bakura, don't you think we are going too fast? ~cute eyes~
Ok, let's see, here I am, in a car I hijacked a few minuets ago, driving at 180MPH, with modern guards shooting at me, and Yugi is telling ME that we are going too fast???
Seto: ~turns purple~ so carsick... YAMI BAKURA!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!
Too late, we crashed. Wait a sec... I just crashed into the high priest's temple and the modern guards are still shooting at us. It's kind of like deja vu eh?
Seto: You crashed into Kaiba corp. you dickhead!
Y/B: Am I supposed to care?
Seto: YES!
Y/B: Well too bad, I don't.
~End POV~
Cop 1: You're under arrest for speeding, and crashing into public property.
Y/B: What? No fair!
Y/M: Bring it on, you piece of shit!
Cop 1: And you are under arrest for calling me a piece of shit
Y/M: Wait that's not fair! If I had known that I wasn't arrested at first, I wouldn't have called you a piece of shit!
Cop 2: Come on get into the car... ~Throws them into police car and drives away~
Marik: ISHIZU ISN'T GONNA BAIL YOU OUT!!! ... AGAIN
Y/M: ~from the car~ TELL ISHIZU TO BAIL ME OUT!!!
Marik: -_-'
Bakura: We have to save them... Wait. That means I'm Yami-free!!! WHOOHOO!!!
EVOE Ryou: O.O'
Marik: I'll call Ishizu so she can bail them out... ~takes out mobile phone~ Hello?
Answering Machine: Hello this the Ishtar residents. We are not available at the moment. If you are Marik-as I predicted, I WILL NOT BAIL OUT YOUR YAMI!!! Please leave your message after the beep.
Marik: O_____________________________________________________O'
Yugi: Ishizu won't help us, so we're on our own! You know what we gotta do?
Tristan: I don't want to know what we gotta do
Téa: Common Tristan stop being so un-optimistic!
Seto: You mean 'pessimistic'?
Téa: Whatever
Yugi: Ok, what we gotta do is to break into the jail, and free them!
~Dramatic Pause~
Marik: Okay!
Seto: No, Marik, you were supposed to say Hell No!
Marik: But I like the idea!!!
Bakura: I'll just go with the flow... I'm going!
Téa: Me too!
Mokuba: This is soooo cool! Count me in!
Seto: Don't think of this as a gesture of kindness, Yugi. I'm only going to help because Mokuba wants to.
Joey: ~nods~
All: ~look at Tristan~
Tristan: fine.
~Domino Jail~
Yami Marik: I'll sing a song my friends, a song that never ends my friends- wait my friends??? I'm going mental. ~smashes a coffee cup on his head~ that feels much better now ^__^
Yami Bakura: O__O' huh? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL COCKROACH SPIES!!! ~pointing at cockroach spy no.41187~
Cockroach Spy no.41187: Look out of the window, retard.
Y/M: Hey look out the window. Our hikaris have come to save us!
Y/B: duhhhhhh......... wait........................
Bakura: Tomb Robber
Yami Bakura: What?
Yugi: Grave Robber
Yami Bakura: What do you want?
Yami: Soul Stealer
Yami Bakura: What are you all doing?
Marik: Millennium Items Thief
Yami Bakura: Why do you keep calling me?!
Mokuba: We're going through all of your nicknames, Thief King
Joey: Donut Thief!
All except Joey and Yami Bakura: Donut Thief?
Yami Bakura: ~blushes~ N-nothing he's speaking nonsense again.
Joey: He steals my donuts...I only get to eat half ~_~,
E/H: Let's get out of here already! Seto's making a distraction
Y/M: Why are you helping us anyway?
E/H: Good point ~disappears~
Yugi: Come on, let's go. Gary, do the honors
Gary: Gladly. ~takes out grenades and throws them onto the bars~
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ~runs out of the building~
~Meanwhile...~
Cop 1: ~is drunk~ Hey Kaiba... gimme another one... ugh...
Seto: suckers... ~pours cop1 and cop2 their 11th beer~ here
Cop 2: ~takes cup~ thanks mom...
Seto: ~rolls eyes and walks away~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Seto: Ok people, we are only having another war because beating Pokémon will probably make Kaiba Corp. more successful.
Yami Marik: And to set things on fire!!!
Seto: We will have this war on an abandoned island my father bought because it was cheap. Since my father bought it, I want you to destroy it completely by the end of this war. That means setting everything on fire. So Yami Bakura and Yami Marik, just do your thing.
Yami Bakura: You mean you "want" us to burn things???
Seto: Yep
Y/B+Y/M: YAHOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: ~cutely~ Can we use shadow magic to summon monsters of ultimate power?
Seto: Of course you can! ^__^
Mokuba: Man, you're in a good mood today...
Seto: What was that?
Mokuba: Nothing.
Seto: Like last time, meet us at Kaiba corp. Come, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Oh boy! I can't wait for the war tomorrow! ~Leaves with Seto~
Yugi: So now what?
Bakura: I dunno, not all of us agreed to this war, but this time, hopefully it will be a real one, unlike our previous ones.
Yugi: I agree.
Joey: If Yugi is goin' then I am too
Téa: I'll always be there for you!
Yugi: Great, the rest of the gang agreed too! So see ya @ Kaiba Corp!
