Chapter 17: Grand Theft Auto Part Two: Battle City

Seto: ~narrows eyes~ What happened to my backyard?

Gary: It kinda blew up...

Seto: WHAT???

Gary: O.o was gonna tell you...

~Yami Bakura's POV~

Yugi: Yami Bakura, don't you think we are going too fast? ~cute eyes~

Ok, let's see, here I am, in a car I hijacked a few minuets ago, driving at 180MPH, with modern guards shooting at me, and Yugi is telling ME that we are going too fast???

Seto: ~turns purple~ so carsick... YAMI BAKURA!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!

Too late, we crashed. Wait a sec... I just crashed into the high priest's temple and the modern guards are still shooting at us. It's kind of like deja vu eh?

Seto: You crashed into Kaiba corp. you dickhead!

Y/B: Am I supposed to care?

Seto: YES!

Y/B: Well too bad, I don't.

~End POV~

Cop 1: You're under arrest for speeding, and crashing into public property.

Y/B: What? No fair!

Y/M: Bring it on, you piece of shit!

Cop 1: And you are under arrest for calling me a piece of shit

Y/M: Wait that's not fair! If I had known that I wasn't arrested at first, I wouldn't have called you a piece of shit!

Cop 2: Come on get into the car... ~Throws them into police car and drives away~

Marik: ISHIZU ISN'T GONNA BAIL YOU OUT!!! ... AGAIN

Y/M: ~from the car~ TELL ISHIZU TO BAIL ME OUT!!!

Marik: -_-'

Bakura: We have to save them... Wait. That means I'm Yami-free!!! WHOOHOO!!!

EVOE Ryou: O.O'

Marik: I'll call Ishizu so she can bail them out... ~takes out mobile phone~ Hello?

Answering Machine: Hello this the Ishtar residents. We are not available at the moment. If you are Marik-as I predicted, I WILL NOT BAIL OUT YOUR YAMI!!! Please leave your message after the beep.

Marik: O_____________________________________________________O'

Yugi: Ishizu won't help us, so we're on our own! You know what we gotta do?

Tristan: I don't want to know what we gotta do

Téa: Common Tristan stop being so un-optimistic!

Seto: You mean 'pessimistic'?

Téa: Whatever

Yugi: Ok, what we gotta do is to break into the jail, and free them!

~Dramatic Pause~

Marik: Okay!

Seto: No, Marik, you were supposed to say Hell No!

Marik: But I like the idea!!!

Bakura: I'll just go with the flow... I'm going!

Téa: Me too!

Mokuba: This is soooo cool! Count me in!

Seto: Don't think of this as a gesture of kindness, Yugi. I'm only going to help because Mokuba wants to.

Joey: ~nods~

All: ~look at Tristan~

Tristan: fine.

~Domino Jail~

Yami Marik: I'll sing a song my friends, a song that never ends my friends- wait my friends??? I'm going mental. ~smashes a coffee cup on his head~ that feels much better now ^__^

Yami Bakura: O__O' huh? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL COCKROACH SPIES!!! ~pointing at cockroach spy no.41187~

Cockroach Spy no.41187: Look out of the window, retard.

Y/M: Hey look out the window. Our hikaris have come to save us!

Y/B: duhhhhhh......... wait........................

Bakura: Tomb Robber

Yami Bakura: What?

Yugi: Grave Robber

Yami Bakura: What do you want?

Yami: Soul Stealer

Yami Bakura: What are you all doing?

Marik: Millennium Items Thief

Yami Bakura: Why do you keep calling me?!

Mokuba: We're going through all of your nicknames, Thief King

Joey: Donut Thief!

All except Joey and Yami Bakura: Donut Thief?

Yami Bakura: ~blushes~ N-nothing he's speaking nonsense again.

Joey: He steals my donuts...I only get to eat half ~_~,

E/H: Let's get out of here already! Seto's making a distraction

Y/M: Why are you helping us anyway?

E/H: Good point ~disappears~

Yugi: Come on, let's go. Gary, do the honors

Gary: Gladly. ~takes out grenades and throws them onto the bars~

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: ~runs out of the building~

~Meanwhile...~

Cop 1: ~is drunk~ Hey Kaiba... gimme another one... ugh...

Seto: suckers... ~pours cop1 and cop2 their 11th beer~ here

Cop 2: ~takes cup~ thanks mom...

Seto: ~rolls eyes and walks away~

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Seto: Ok people, we are only having another war because beating Pokémon will probably make Kaiba Corp. more successful.

Yami Marik: And to set things on fire!!!

Seto: We will have this war on an abandoned island my father bought because it was cheap. Since my father bought it, I want you to destroy it completely by the end of this war. That means setting everything on fire. So Yami Bakura and Yami Marik, just do your thing.

Yami Bakura: You mean you "want" us to burn things???

Seto: Yep

Y/B+Y/M: YAHOO!!!!!!!

Yugi: ~cutely~ Can we use shadow magic to summon monsters of ultimate power?

Seto: Of course you can! ^__^

Mokuba: Man, you're in a good mood today...

Seto: What was that?

Mokuba: Nothing.

Seto: Like last time, meet us at Kaiba corp. Come, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Oh boy! I can't wait for the war tomorrow! ~Leaves with Seto~

Yugi: So now what?

Bakura: I dunno, not all of us agreed to this war, but this time, hopefully it will be a real one, unlike our previous ones.

Yugi: I agree.

Joey: If Yugi is goin' then I am too

Téa: I'll always be there for you!

Yugi: Great, the rest of the gang agreed too! So see ya @ Kaiba Corp!