The Princess Who Fell to Earth (By DS Wynne)
Disclaimer: Anything not related to Superman and DC Comics, belong to the people who own Sailor Moon (unless noted otherwise).
Note: Sorry for the delay (school and all). I am working on other fics (will have the latest chapter of "Usagi in Starfleet" pre-read between today and tomorrow, so stay tuned for that development). Also, I've decided to incorporate more DC Comics stuff, so the other would-be Sailors will be related to the likes of Batman, Wonder Woman, and the others in the Justice League of America (and beyond). So, if you have any suggestions on that score, feel free to let me know (example: Raye Hino has a connection with Bruce Wayne, and had developed her own identity known as "Koumori", which is Japanese for "bat"). One more thing: how should her "secret origins" play out? Should Krypton be connected the Silver Millenium? Should Jor-El have had a relationship with Queen Serenity? Should Serena be simply reincarnated, so that she would have the best super powers? Or should it be something else? Let me know how you feel about this.
Anyway, here's a short one for you all to enjoy.
Chapter 3: "I'm a pretty sailor soldier WHAT?!"
"Now, I don't want to here it, Usagi. You know you have desert after dinner."
"But Mom, I wanna fudge pop!"
"No, Usagi."
"But Mom, I WANNA FUDGE POP! PLEEEESE?"
"Okay, alright."
"Sweet!"
"You're such a crybaby!" said Sammy. "And pig, too."
"Why you-! I don't have ta take nothin' from a twerp like you. Screw you, I'm going to my room."
"But Serena, you promised to help me with my homework!"
"Naw, naw, naw! Screw you, I'm going to my room."
After Serena went up stair, Sammy just shook his head in disgust.
"I swear, sometimes, that she MUST be from another planet to act like suck a wacko."
Serena merrily went up to her room to read her latest batch of comics. However, when she arrived, she saw a certain cat sitting on her bed.
"Hey Kitty Kat," said Serena, as she cautiously went up to the cat with the strange tattoo, since she remembered being scratched by it. "What are you doing here?"
"I need your help Serena!" the cat replied.
"…"
"Are you alright, Serena?"
"Uh…are you really talking to ME?"
"No, I'm really your brother's sock-puppet. Of course, I'm talking to you! Now, please listen VERY carefully. WILL-YOU-HELP-ME?"
"Uh, sure. Kitty Kat, what's the problem?"
"First, my name is Luna, not 'Kitty Kat'. Second, I believe you friend Molly is in terrible danger."
"What? MOLLY"S IN DANGER? I'LL NEVER SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN! WAH!"
"Uh, you'll see you friend, if you calm down a bit. Like I said, she's in danger, and you have to help. I've seen what you can do, so you're the right person to rescue her. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
Now where did I hear that before? Serena thought. "Alright, count me in."
"Excellent. Say 'Moon Prism Make Up".
"No."
"And why not?"
"It sounds stupid. 'Sides, I have great power."
"But do you want to be recognized?"
"You mean, I get to wear some costume? My very own costume?"
"Yes. You'll be just like a superhero in America."
"Alright! Moon Prism MAKE UP!"
Thus, a new legend was born.
Meanwhile, a distraught Molly Baker was running scared from a woman possessed.
"Ma, did you forget to take your Midol tablets again?"
"SILENCE! I am not your mother. I am a servant to General Jadeite. Since you have stumbled unto our plan to absorb the energy from people by way of jewelry, you will have to be disposed of."
"YAAAAAHHHH-!"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Molly and the youma turned to see a girl dressed in a stylized version of school fuku. In the center of her chest was a stylized "S". Her odangos flowed into the breeze of the nighttime air, as the girl gave her best impression of a superhero poise.
"Sucking the life outta people is both wrong and disgusting. I am…do I have to say it, Luna?"
"Yes, you do," replied the cat from a distance. Since Serena possesses some type of "super-hearing" it was easy for the cat to hide.
"Sigh. Fine."
Turning back to her opponent, Serena continued.
"I am the pretty sailor soldier SAILOR MOON, the champion of love and justice. And on behalf of the moon, I'll lay the smack down on yer behind."
Mental note: get rid of that television set of hers, thought Luna.
"Feh. Yeah, right, Sailor Half-bake. Yarg!" replied the youma, as she fired off an attack.
Sailor Moon tried to run quickly, but she began to realize that she wasn't going as fast as she usually did. In fact, she was getting winded!
What's wrong with me? Serena thought. Still, I'm not going too slow. I better end this quickly.
Sailor Moon leaped into the air, and clotheslined her foe with her forearm. This sent the youma crashing hard into the back of her head. Sailor Moon landed on her feet, and began doing a little dance number.
"Oh yeah, churn the butter, raise the roof, OO-OO!"
"Get her! Get that brat!" yelled the youma, as she tried to get up."
"What the-!"
Sailor Moon could see a large crowd gathering around her, obviously possessed by some demonic entity. For one moment, Serena didn't know what to do. It's one thing to deal with a "youma", but it's another thing to deal with someone possessed. Besides, she saw a couple of friends from within the group, and another who owed her some money. She couldn't risk loosing that investment. But what can she do now?
Suddenly, a rose fell in front of the crowd, with the stem stuck into the floor. Sailor Moon, and everyone else, turned to see who in their right mind would use such an inane attack?
Cue: Spanish music.
"Do not despair, Sailor Moon! Remember the television show 'Bowling-for- Dollars'? Use that for inspiration!"
"'Bowling-for-Dollars'? What kind of stupid advice is that-? Ohhh. I get it now."
With a leap backwards, Sailor Moon was behind the nearest jewel counter.
"Hiiiiiiiii-Ya!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she kicked the counter with just enough force to knock down the possessed crowd in one fell swoop.
"Now, Sailor Moon, use Moon Tiara and finish that youma off!" said Luna.
Serena removed her tiara, which then turned into a glowing frisbee.
"Moon Tiara ELIMINATION"
"YAAAAAAAAA-!" screamed the youma, as she was "dusted"
"Me: 1, youma-who-tried-to-take-over-my-friends'-hearts-and-minds: 0."
"YOU!" said a man dressed in a dark uniform.
"Me?" said Sailor Moon, as she turned around.
"You have ruined my plans, 'Sailor Moon'. You'll pay for that!" And the man faded from sight.
"What is David Spade doing here?" Sailor Moon mused to herself.
"Farewell, Sailor Moon! We shall meet again." With that, the mysterious tux-and-cape man disappeared as well.
"That was odd. I feel that I almost know him from some where. OH NO! I forgot my fudge pop!" And out the girl with the sailor fuku went.
1 A week had passed since Serena's first foray into the world of herodom. Molly and her mother recovered from their ordeal, but it wouldn't be last time Sailor Moon would fight the man who would be known as "Jadeite" (though Serena was insisting that her foe was really the star of "Just Shoot Me"). She also has been learning that her natural powers have been fading in and out whenever she "suits up". Hopefully, it's not a problem that will continue to persist in the near future. Other than that, life was fairly normal.
One day, in class…
"And so that is how you can tell a 'John' from a police officer," said Miss Haruna. "Any questions? Good, now turn to your copies of "TV Guide" and partner up with fellow classmate. We will be critiquing television shows that should have been cancelled a LONG time ago."
"Psst, Serena!" said Molly. Have you checked out the new kid?"
"In what?"
"You know, if the rumors are true."
"That she's GAY?"
"She is? That's new to me."
"Oh, she's not. Just making stuff up to become the center of the gossip mill again."
"…."
"But to answer you question, she's just a lonely braniac."
"I see. Why don't we introduce ourselves and have lunch with her."
"Alright. But it's gonna cost you."
"Fine. I'll share my lunch with you. Again."
"Much oblige, amiga. Oy, Amy!"
"Hmm?"
"You want to have lunch with Molly and me?"
"I would love to have lunch with you. In fact, I needdhelpindoingthisinaneprojectthatwastemyentiresparetimebecauseitisawasteo ftimeofsuchfineintellectlikemyselfdoyouagree?"
"Whoa, slow down speed racer," replied Serena. "A simple yes and no will be sufficient."
"Then, yes."
BRRRRIIIINNNNG!
"Alright, class," said Miss Haruna, as she applied a fresh coat of lip- gloss. "Enjoy you your lunch break. I'll certainly enjoy MINE." And out the door she went.
"Oh, like we don't know what Miss Haruna does on her lunch break."
"Shut up, Marvin," said Molly.
"It's Melvin."
"Whatever, Martin."
"I got to go to the bathroom," said Amy, as she got up from her desk. I meet you guys by the oak tree near the gym. See then!"
And Amy was gone. Unfortunately, to a normal person, which is a rarity at Crossroads Middle School, Amy "blinked" out of existence.
"Where did she go?" asked Melvin
"She went she was going to the bathroom. Now shut up."
"But Molly-?"
"Hey! Didn't you hear me, or are you deaf as well as half-blind?"
"Okay, okay. I'm out of here!"
Only Serena saw Amy actually run out of the room. Boy, she must be as fast as I am, Serena thought. Amy Anderson, you have a lot of explaining to do.
Tbc.
Author's note: That's it for now. It will be a while before the next installment of this fic will be in place, so I hope that you enjoyed it. C & C are always welcomed of course.
Next time: The Sailors of the Moon (also known as "Sailor the Lune") and Mercury (also known as "The Fastest Mouth Alive") must team up with Koumori, The Sentinel of the Shinto Shrine. Together, they must solve the case of the disappearing bus and its passenger in "A Dark Knight for A Jadeite". Oh, and the Sailor of Mars gets introduced as well. See you then!
Disclaimer: Anything not related to Superman and DC Comics, belong to the people who own Sailor Moon (unless noted otherwise).
Note: Sorry for the delay (school and all). I am working on other fics (will have the latest chapter of "Usagi in Starfleet" pre-read between today and tomorrow, so stay tuned for that development). Also, I've decided to incorporate more DC Comics stuff, so the other would-be Sailors will be related to the likes of Batman, Wonder Woman, and the others in the Justice League of America (and beyond). So, if you have any suggestions on that score, feel free to let me know (example: Raye Hino has a connection with Bruce Wayne, and had developed her own identity known as "Koumori", which is Japanese for "bat"). One more thing: how should her "secret origins" play out? Should Krypton be connected the Silver Millenium? Should Jor-El have had a relationship with Queen Serenity? Should Serena be simply reincarnated, so that she would have the best super powers? Or should it be something else? Let me know how you feel about this.
Anyway, here's a short one for you all to enjoy.
Chapter 3: "I'm a pretty sailor soldier WHAT?!"
"Now, I don't want to here it, Usagi. You know you have desert after dinner."
"But Mom, I wanna fudge pop!"
"No, Usagi."
"But Mom, I WANNA FUDGE POP! PLEEEESE?"
"Okay, alright."
"Sweet!"
"You're such a crybaby!" said Sammy. "And pig, too."
"Why you-! I don't have ta take nothin' from a twerp like you. Screw you, I'm going to my room."
"But Serena, you promised to help me with my homework!"
"Naw, naw, naw! Screw you, I'm going to my room."
After Serena went up stair, Sammy just shook his head in disgust.
"I swear, sometimes, that she MUST be from another planet to act like suck a wacko."
Serena merrily went up to her room to read her latest batch of comics. However, when she arrived, she saw a certain cat sitting on her bed.
"Hey Kitty Kat," said Serena, as she cautiously went up to the cat with the strange tattoo, since she remembered being scratched by it. "What are you doing here?"
"I need your help Serena!" the cat replied.
"…"
"Are you alright, Serena?"
"Uh…are you really talking to ME?"
"No, I'm really your brother's sock-puppet. Of course, I'm talking to you! Now, please listen VERY carefully. WILL-YOU-HELP-ME?"
"Uh, sure. Kitty Kat, what's the problem?"
"First, my name is Luna, not 'Kitty Kat'. Second, I believe you friend Molly is in terrible danger."
"What? MOLLY"S IN DANGER? I'LL NEVER SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN! WAH!"
"Uh, you'll see you friend, if you calm down a bit. Like I said, she's in danger, and you have to help. I've seen what you can do, so you're the right person to rescue her. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
Now where did I hear that before? Serena thought. "Alright, count me in."
"Excellent. Say 'Moon Prism Make Up".
"No."
"And why not?"
"It sounds stupid. 'Sides, I have great power."
"But do you want to be recognized?"
"You mean, I get to wear some costume? My very own costume?"
"Yes. You'll be just like a superhero in America."
"Alright! Moon Prism MAKE UP!"
Thus, a new legend was born.
Meanwhile, a distraught Molly Baker was running scared from a woman possessed.
"Ma, did you forget to take your Midol tablets again?"
"SILENCE! I am not your mother. I am a servant to General Jadeite. Since you have stumbled unto our plan to absorb the energy from people by way of jewelry, you will have to be disposed of."
"YAAAAAHHHH-!"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Molly and the youma turned to see a girl dressed in a stylized version of school fuku. In the center of her chest was a stylized "S". Her odangos flowed into the breeze of the nighttime air, as the girl gave her best impression of a superhero poise.
"Sucking the life outta people is both wrong and disgusting. I am…do I have to say it, Luna?"
"Yes, you do," replied the cat from a distance. Since Serena possesses some type of "super-hearing" it was easy for the cat to hide.
"Sigh. Fine."
Turning back to her opponent, Serena continued.
"I am the pretty sailor soldier SAILOR MOON, the champion of love and justice. And on behalf of the moon, I'll lay the smack down on yer behind."
Mental note: get rid of that television set of hers, thought Luna.
"Feh. Yeah, right, Sailor Half-bake. Yarg!" replied the youma, as she fired off an attack.
Sailor Moon tried to run quickly, but she began to realize that she wasn't going as fast as she usually did. In fact, she was getting winded!
What's wrong with me? Serena thought. Still, I'm not going too slow. I better end this quickly.
Sailor Moon leaped into the air, and clotheslined her foe with her forearm. This sent the youma crashing hard into the back of her head. Sailor Moon landed on her feet, and began doing a little dance number.
"Oh yeah, churn the butter, raise the roof, OO-OO!"
"Get her! Get that brat!" yelled the youma, as she tried to get up."
"What the-!"
Sailor Moon could see a large crowd gathering around her, obviously possessed by some demonic entity. For one moment, Serena didn't know what to do. It's one thing to deal with a "youma", but it's another thing to deal with someone possessed. Besides, she saw a couple of friends from within the group, and another who owed her some money. She couldn't risk loosing that investment. But what can she do now?
Suddenly, a rose fell in front of the crowd, with the stem stuck into the floor. Sailor Moon, and everyone else, turned to see who in their right mind would use such an inane attack?
Cue: Spanish music.
"Do not despair, Sailor Moon! Remember the television show 'Bowling-for- Dollars'? Use that for inspiration!"
"'Bowling-for-Dollars'? What kind of stupid advice is that-? Ohhh. I get it now."
With a leap backwards, Sailor Moon was behind the nearest jewel counter.
"Hiiiiiiiii-Ya!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she kicked the counter with just enough force to knock down the possessed crowd in one fell swoop.
"Now, Sailor Moon, use Moon Tiara and finish that youma off!" said Luna.
Serena removed her tiara, which then turned into a glowing frisbee.
"Moon Tiara ELIMINATION"
"YAAAAAAAAA-!" screamed the youma, as she was "dusted"
"Me: 1, youma-who-tried-to-take-over-my-friends'-hearts-and-minds: 0."
"YOU!" said a man dressed in a dark uniform.
"Me?" said Sailor Moon, as she turned around.
"You have ruined my plans, 'Sailor Moon'. You'll pay for that!" And the man faded from sight.
"What is David Spade doing here?" Sailor Moon mused to herself.
"Farewell, Sailor Moon! We shall meet again." With that, the mysterious tux-and-cape man disappeared as well.
"That was odd. I feel that I almost know him from some where. OH NO! I forgot my fudge pop!" And out the girl with the sailor fuku went.
1 A week had passed since Serena's first foray into the world of herodom. Molly and her mother recovered from their ordeal, but it wouldn't be last time Sailor Moon would fight the man who would be known as "Jadeite" (though Serena was insisting that her foe was really the star of "Just Shoot Me"). She also has been learning that her natural powers have been fading in and out whenever she "suits up". Hopefully, it's not a problem that will continue to persist in the near future. Other than that, life was fairly normal.
One day, in class…
"And so that is how you can tell a 'John' from a police officer," said Miss Haruna. "Any questions? Good, now turn to your copies of "TV Guide" and partner up with fellow classmate. We will be critiquing television shows that should have been cancelled a LONG time ago."
"Psst, Serena!" said Molly. Have you checked out the new kid?"
"In what?"
"You know, if the rumors are true."
"That she's GAY?"
"She is? That's new to me."
"Oh, she's not. Just making stuff up to become the center of the gossip mill again."
"…."
"But to answer you question, she's just a lonely braniac."
"I see. Why don't we introduce ourselves and have lunch with her."
"Alright. But it's gonna cost you."
"Fine. I'll share my lunch with you. Again."
"Much oblige, amiga. Oy, Amy!"
"Hmm?"
"You want to have lunch with Molly and me?"
"I would love to have lunch with you. In fact, I needdhelpindoingthisinaneprojectthatwastemyentiresparetimebecauseitisawasteo ftimeofsuchfineintellectlikemyselfdoyouagree?"
"Whoa, slow down speed racer," replied Serena. "A simple yes and no will be sufficient."
"Then, yes."
BRRRRIIIINNNNG!
"Alright, class," said Miss Haruna, as she applied a fresh coat of lip- gloss. "Enjoy you your lunch break. I'll certainly enjoy MINE." And out the door she went.
"Oh, like we don't know what Miss Haruna does on her lunch break."
"Shut up, Marvin," said Molly.
"It's Melvin."
"Whatever, Martin."
"I got to go to the bathroom," said Amy, as she got up from her desk. I meet you guys by the oak tree near the gym. See then!"
And Amy was gone. Unfortunately, to a normal person, which is a rarity at Crossroads Middle School, Amy "blinked" out of existence.
"Where did she go?" asked Melvin
"She went she was going to the bathroom. Now shut up."
"But Molly-?"
"Hey! Didn't you hear me, or are you deaf as well as half-blind?"
"Okay, okay. I'm out of here!"
Only Serena saw Amy actually run out of the room. Boy, she must be as fast as I am, Serena thought. Amy Anderson, you have a lot of explaining to do.
Tbc.
Author's note: That's it for now. It will be a while before the next installment of this fic will be in place, so I hope that you enjoyed it. C & C are always welcomed of course.
Next time: The Sailors of the Moon (also known as "Sailor the Lune") and Mercury (also known as "The Fastest Mouth Alive") must team up with Koumori, The Sentinel of the Shinto Shrine. Together, they must solve the case of the disappearing bus and its passenger in "A Dark Knight for A Jadeite". Oh, and the Sailor of Mars gets introduced as well. See you then!
