Artemis Fowl: I've LOST MY RUBBER DUCKIE
by scribblescribblescribblehelpmedribbledribbledribble
(what the $%^$% kind of name is that?)
(what d'ya care?)
(*glares*)
(a nonsensical one!)
(*rolls eyes*)
(you're just jealous cuz the voices talk to me!)
BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?!?
BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE NUTS!?!
"OH ARTEMIS!! I've never felt this way before!" Molly Mouse the adorable imp, now known as Artemis Fowl's girlfriend, exclaimed. He was the love of her life.
"Yeah, me neither." Artemis said glumly. Did he EVER agree to be Molly Mouse the adorable imp's delusional little boyfriend? To answer the question, yes in fact, he agreed when he signed his contract. As a matter of fact, his soul now officially belongs to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*********
The moment of reckoning had finally. He'd waited so very long for this, his chance, the one he'd dreamed about every single night for the longest time.
"Master..." Igor yelled.
"WHAT???" Master yelled lazily. He looked over at his alarm clock, 10:00 PM... It was too early for this.
"We've just had another shipment!"
"WHAT??? I DIDN'T ORDER ANOTHER SHIPMENT??"
"What shall I do with it Master?"
Master sighed and got out of bed. He walked out of his room and down the steps. He walked over to Igor, noticing the boxes. Something was wrong.... Something was horribly WRONG! He lifted the lid to one and...
"WHAT THE %^&&&^$#$%&*&^@# DID THEY SEND ME PENGUIN SKELETONS FOR??? WHAT AM I S'PPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? KILL THE HERO OF THE FANFIC???" Master screamed. THIS WAS AN OUTRAGE!
"Master, I don't believe there is a hero of this fanfic..."
(O.O *blink blink*)
"IGOR!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE BROADCAST! I CAN'T TAKE THIS INFANTILE WAITING ANY LONGER!"
"Yes Master."
"AND STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR ONCE!!! DITCH THE PHONEY ACCENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!"
"Yeah, yeah." Igor said in reply as he straightened and talked normally for the first time in years. Walking over to the shelf by the wall, he picked up a shotgun and killed the typist. Luckily, the wonderful, hilarious, and oh so brilliant ( *dies laughing and comes back to life as a frog* "HOLY $%^%^% I'M GREEN!!!!" )
*The Next Day*
*Audience hears the Barney theme song being sung off-key from an unknown room in the Fowl residence*
"I LOVE YOU!!! YOU LOVE ME!!!" Artemis sung happily. He loved bathes. But Artemis was picky, he'd always been picky. He wouldn't ever bathe without his lovable, cute, not to mention squishy, rubber duckie, whom he contentily called (Irving?)
That was when everything happened. Artemis hadn't been sitting in the tub for more then six minutes, thirty-two seconds, fifty-on... *trails off* when suddenly...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Artemis screamed.
"MASTER ARTEMIS!!" Juliet ran up the steps, into his room, and, without thinking, into his bathroom...
(Juliet: O.O)
(Artemis: O.O'')
Juliet quickly looked away while Artemis grabbed a towel...
(Juliet: O.O)
"Come Juliet, we have no time to waste! A evil plan is in motion."
"Uh Artemis?"
"NO IT'S NOT ONE OF MINE!!! We must work quickly! Irving's life could depend upon it!"
*IN THE MEANTIME*
Butler sat playing with dolls in his bedroom. He had a wide selection of barbies, all fitted with top-of-the-line camouflage and semi-automatics. The table they all sat at was a typical table painted different shades of green. Butler's favorite tea set sat on the table.
"Would you like some tea Mr. Paine?" Butler said, holding up the como. teapot.
"MR. BUTLER!!!!" Artemis shouted from somewhere unknown. Butler jumped at the sound of his shouting... Now where did he put that barbie communicator??? Ah, yes! In the same place as his barbie dream car.
"Yes Arty?"
"BUTLER HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NO-"
"Not to call you Arty... Yes Master Fowl?" Butler finished for Artemis, and then asked in a commando-like voice.
"IRVING IS MISSING! AN EVIL PLOT IN UNDERWAY AND WE MUST PLAN A COUNTERATTACK!!"
"And Miss Mouse sir?"
"What do you mean 'and Miss Mouse'?"
"The girl that you're dating, will she be present?"
"...Miss Mouse? Hmm... I haven't seen her all morning. Maybe this is a stroke of luck! No Butler, I don't believe she will attend our meeting."
"SIR YES SIR!!!"
*In the Batcave*
(Juliet: O.O)
(Artemis: O.O)
(Butler: O.O)
(Audience: -.-)
"You will surrender the earth! I will be ruler of the world, the galaxy, and the Lower Elements! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! If you do not name me leader within the next seventy-two (72) hours, I will unleash my evil undead army on you all! I wi-"
"And the penguins too sir!"
-.-'' "Yes, I will unleash my evil undead army of penguins and humans on the world should they choose not to accept me as leader! I wi-"
"The deathray sir! The DEATHRAY!"
..... "And I might just blow up a few cities.... I wi- You're not going to interupt me again? No, okay! I WILL HAVE MY VICTORY!!!"
Artemis went to turn off the tv.
"AND YOU ARTEMIS FOWL THE SECOND!! DO NOT DARE DISRUPT MY EVIL, BAD PLANS!!! OR I WILL BE FORCED TO HURT MOLLY MOUSE THE ADORABLE IMP!"
(Artemis: ^__________^)
"Not to mention Irving."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Artemis, what will we do?" Juliet asked.
"We must form a- uh... we must form.... darn it, what's that thing called?" Artemis looked expectantly toward Butler.
"What thing?"
"The thing! You know, the thing with all the action and all the other things?"
"A plan sir?"
"YES!!! WE MUST FORMULATE A PLOT!!"
"Plan sir!"
"PLAN!"
*Rescue Irving Take 1*
"We will dig our way under the basement of his lab using spoons, come up underneath his factory of the evil undead armies of penguins, and blow up the earth!"
(Butler and Juliet: O.O'')
"Uh Artemis?"
After a long day of planning rescue attempts, our Artemis loves to sleep. His favorite action-packed action figure MAJOR GLORY!!!! is always by his bed. But this will turn out to be just one of the great unjustices known to man as our hero will discover...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"MASTER ARTEMIS!!!" Juliet ran in...
(Juliet: O.O)
"Nice pajamas... Master Artemis... Is.. is that uh... are those.... furbies and carebears?"
(Artemis: O.O)
*In the Master's Lair*
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!! There is no one who can stop me now! NOT EVEN ARTEMIS FOWL!!!"
"Isn't Artemis a girl's name?" Igor asked stupidly...
"I take the fifth."
*and now we must honor the glorious tradition set down by our forefathers from the days of old!*
*what days of old might those be?*
* -.- 1st possible outcome of this psychotic, useless, but (humorous?) fanfic*
"For a while now, every time I go by the cemetery, I've been feeling as though I were apartment hunting." Butler confided in Artemis.
Artemis looked over at the man he had known since the day he was born. Artemis had had each and every birthday with Butler. He had learned to walk with Butler. He had learned about the birds and....
"I don't know what to do Artemis. I love her."
(Artemis: O.o)
"What were we talking about again???"
(Butler: -.-'')
*I refuse to write the next possible outcome due to the fact that I must now leave to read "The Rubber Duckie - A Look Into the Inner workings of the Duckie Psychie!!!*
...Now, Artemis Fowl sits with a black rob on in his study...
"My stuffed dragoon! MY STUFFED DRAGOON IS MISSING!!"
"What's a dragoon?" Juliet asked.
"What's a dragoon? WHAT'S A DRAGOON? WHAT DO YOU THINK A DRAGOON IS? ...." Artemis shouted. He turned to Butler.
"What is a dragoon?" he asked.
"It's a purple spotted dinosaur."
"Yeah Juliet, it's a pur- ...IT IS NOT A PURPLE SPOTTED DINOSAUR!" Artemis shouted. He ignored Juliet and Butler's laughing and sweatdropped. (Artemis: -_-'')
"I MUST REFER TO ALL-KNOWING AND POWERFUL GAME - STARCRAFT!!!" Artemis shouted.
(by the way, the best game I've ever played... I'm a starcraft junkie)
*two days later*
"AT LAST!!! THIS IS A DRAGOON!!" he said as he pointed at his very kawaii (cool) computer screen.
"Oh, it's a big mechanical thing!" Juliet said.
"Yeah, it's a big mec-.... why do I even bother???"
Now, because I'm done waiting for the right....
"HELP!!!!!!!!"
"No way, I'm not going up there.... If I walk in on Artemis again, he'll probably take it out of my paycheck!"
(authoress: -.-)
"AHHHHHH!!! I'M DYING.... CAN'T BREATH!!!"
"....Master Artemis...." Juliet said dryly as she walked slowly up the stairs.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Juliet slowly opened the door and looked in.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" she screamed.
"JULIET!! MASTER ARTEMIS!! I'M COMING!!!" Butler shouted as he ran out of his teaparty in his favorite G.I. Joe outfit. He ran down the hall, up thr stairs, through another hall, down some stairs, into a corner... oh wait...
He ran and opened the door to Artemis's room, hearing the horrified screams... Oddly enough, when he walked in, Juliet was staring over Artemis's shoulder squealing. He walked in to find Artemis playing DXball....?
"Artemis, that's such a great score!!! To think you almost lost!!!"
"Yes, it is quite an achievement."
(Butler: *sweatdrops and falls backwards anime style* O.O'')
Butler turned to leave when he noticed something unusual.
"Artemis, where did your Major Glory action figure go?"
CRASH!!! KABOOM!!! Artemis's world suddenly fell to pieces... He lay down dead on the floor....
"It's over.... the last straw... the thieves, they stole my favorite action-packed action figure of Major Glory. My reign of terror, my quest for the family fortune, my whole world, crumbling....." Artemis started to cry...
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYTHING'S GOING JUST AS WE PLANNED!!! IN THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS I WILL BE DEEMED RULER OF EARTH!!! If not, we'll kill the authoress..." Master said as he pointed to the girl tied up in the corner... What would the authoress do? She's completely helpless!!
(Authoress: I will sick my brothers on you foul fiend!!)
"Master - prepare to meet your doom!" Artemis Fowl the second said as he popped out of nowhere....
"Ah, I see you've found my lair! You'll undoubtedly be trying to rescue Irving, Duggie, and Major Glory, no doubt..."
"YES! I AM!!"
"And, your girlfriend?"
"Who?"
"Molly Mouse."
"Oh, no! You can keep her."
"Oh, why thank you!"
"No problem!"
Artemis heard a scoff from behind Master.
"Oh darn it! I guess I'll have to rescue the authoress too."
Artemis heard a growling noise...
"Okay, hand 'em all over!"
"Not so fast Artemis. You want them back, you'll have to fight for them. I have a little surprise for you...
Something behind Master moved into the light. It was so small it took Artemis's eyes a minute to focus (stupid contacts!)... It was... HIS MAJOR GLORY ACTION FIGURE!!!
"Practice good hygiene. You have great taste. Look at my muscles."
"HUH?" Artemis asked.
"He's threatening you. It's just that it's the only thing he's programmed to say." Master explained.
Artemis face off against Major Glory. Artemis figured it couldn't be too hard, after all, Major Glory was less than a foot tall! Boy, he didn't know what he was getting into.....
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Look out for the next chapter of
Artemis Fowl: Crusade of the Penguins and Major Glory's Revenge
Artemis is now in the clutches of Master's evil plan to rule the world. But now he must face off against his faithful action figure Major Glory! And what's this claim of Major Glory's about revenge for all those tea parties??? Will the authoress make it out alive???? Will Juliet find the meaning of life? oh, and why is Butler marrying the dead cat??? Find out in the next psychotic episode of 'The Young and the Brainless"
by scribblescribblescribblehelpmedribbledribbledribble
(what the $%^$% kind of name is that?)
(what d'ya care?)
(*glares*)
(a nonsensical one!)
(*rolls eyes*)
(you're just jealous cuz the voices talk to me!)
BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY?!?
BOOM BOOM AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE NUTS!?!
"OH ARTEMIS!! I've never felt this way before!" Molly Mouse the adorable imp, now known as Artemis Fowl's girlfriend, exclaimed. He was the love of her life.
"Yeah, me neither." Artemis said glumly. Did he EVER agree to be Molly Mouse the adorable imp's delusional little boyfriend? To answer the question, yes in fact, he agreed when he signed his contract. As a matter of fact, his soul now officially belongs to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*********
The moment of reckoning had finally. He'd waited so very long for this, his chance, the one he'd dreamed about every single night for the longest time.
"Master..." Igor yelled.
"WHAT???" Master yelled lazily. He looked over at his alarm clock, 10:00 PM... It was too early for this.
"We've just had another shipment!"
"WHAT??? I DIDN'T ORDER ANOTHER SHIPMENT??"
"What shall I do with it Master?"
Master sighed and got out of bed. He walked out of his room and down the steps. He walked over to Igor, noticing the boxes. Something was wrong.... Something was horribly WRONG! He lifted the lid to one and...
"WHAT THE %^&&&^$#$%&*&^@# DID THEY SEND ME PENGUIN SKELETONS FOR??? WHAT AM I S'PPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? KILL THE HERO OF THE FANFIC???" Master screamed. THIS WAS AN OUTRAGE!
"Master, I don't believe there is a hero of this fanfic..."
(O.O *blink blink*)
"IGOR!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE BROADCAST! I CAN'T TAKE THIS INFANTILE WAITING ANY LONGER!"
"Yes Master."
"AND STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR ONCE!!! DITCH THE PHONEY ACCENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!"
"Yeah, yeah." Igor said in reply as he straightened and talked normally for the first time in years. Walking over to the shelf by the wall, he picked up a shotgun and killed the typist. Luckily, the wonderful, hilarious, and oh so brilliant ( *dies laughing and comes back to life as a frog* "HOLY $%^%^% I'M GREEN!!!!" )
*The Next Day*
*Audience hears the Barney theme song being sung off-key from an unknown room in the Fowl residence*
"I LOVE YOU!!! YOU LOVE ME!!!" Artemis sung happily. He loved bathes. But Artemis was picky, he'd always been picky. He wouldn't ever bathe without his lovable, cute, not to mention squishy, rubber duckie, whom he contentily called (Irving?)
That was when everything happened. Artemis hadn't been sitting in the tub for more then six minutes, thirty-two seconds, fifty-on... *trails off* when suddenly...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Artemis screamed.
"MASTER ARTEMIS!!" Juliet ran up the steps, into his room, and, without thinking, into his bathroom...
(Juliet: O.O)
(Artemis: O.O'')
Juliet quickly looked away while Artemis grabbed a towel...
(Juliet: O.O)
"Come Juliet, we have no time to waste! A evil plan is in motion."
"Uh Artemis?"
"NO IT'S NOT ONE OF MINE!!! We must work quickly! Irving's life could depend upon it!"
*IN THE MEANTIME*
Butler sat playing with dolls in his bedroom. He had a wide selection of barbies, all fitted with top-of-the-line camouflage and semi-automatics. The table they all sat at was a typical table painted different shades of green. Butler's favorite tea set sat on the table.
"Would you like some tea Mr. Paine?" Butler said, holding up the como. teapot.
"MR. BUTLER!!!!" Artemis shouted from somewhere unknown. Butler jumped at the sound of his shouting... Now where did he put that barbie communicator??? Ah, yes! In the same place as his barbie dream car.
"Yes Arty?"
"BUTLER HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NO-"
"Not to call you Arty... Yes Master Fowl?" Butler finished for Artemis, and then asked in a commando-like voice.
"IRVING IS MISSING! AN EVIL PLOT IN UNDERWAY AND WE MUST PLAN A COUNTERATTACK!!"
"And Miss Mouse sir?"
"What do you mean 'and Miss Mouse'?"
"The girl that you're dating, will she be present?"
"...Miss Mouse? Hmm... I haven't seen her all morning. Maybe this is a stroke of luck! No Butler, I don't believe she will attend our meeting."
"SIR YES SIR!!!"
*In the Batcave*
(Juliet: O.O)
(Artemis: O.O)
(Butler: O.O)
(Audience: -.-)
"You will surrender the earth! I will be ruler of the world, the galaxy, and the Lower Elements! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! If you do not name me leader within the next seventy-two (72) hours, I will unleash my evil undead army on you all! I wi-"
"And the penguins too sir!"
-.-'' "Yes, I will unleash my evil undead army of penguins and humans on the world should they choose not to accept me as leader! I wi-"
"The deathray sir! The DEATHRAY!"
..... "And I might just blow up a few cities.... I wi- You're not going to interupt me again? No, okay! I WILL HAVE MY VICTORY!!!"
Artemis went to turn off the tv.
"AND YOU ARTEMIS FOWL THE SECOND!! DO NOT DARE DISRUPT MY EVIL, BAD PLANS!!! OR I WILL BE FORCED TO HURT MOLLY MOUSE THE ADORABLE IMP!"
(Artemis: ^__________^)
"Not to mention Irving."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Artemis, what will we do?" Juliet asked.
"We must form a- uh... we must form.... darn it, what's that thing called?" Artemis looked expectantly toward Butler.
"What thing?"
"The thing! You know, the thing with all the action and all the other things?"
"A plan sir?"
"YES!!! WE MUST FORMULATE A PLOT!!"
"Plan sir!"
"PLAN!"
*Rescue Irving Take 1*
"We will dig our way under the basement of his lab using spoons, come up underneath his factory of the evil undead armies of penguins, and blow up the earth!"
(Butler and Juliet: O.O'')
"Uh Artemis?"
After a long day of planning rescue attempts, our Artemis loves to sleep. His favorite action-packed action figure MAJOR GLORY!!!! is always by his bed. But this will turn out to be just one of the great unjustices known to man as our hero will discover...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"MASTER ARTEMIS!!!" Juliet ran in...
(Juliet: O.O)
"Nice pajamas... Master Artemis... Is.. is that uh... are those.... furbies and carebears?"
(Artemis: O.O)
*In the Master's Lair*
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!! There is no one who can stop me now! NOT EVEN ARTEMIS FOWL!!!"
"Isn't Artemis a girl's name?" Igor asked stupidly...
"I take the fifth."
*and now we must honor the glorious tradition set down by our forefathers from the days of old!*
*what days of old might those be?*
* -.- 1st possible outcome of this psychotic, useless, but (humorous?) fanfic*
"For a while now, every time I go by the cemetery, I've been feeling as though I were apartment hunting." Butler confided in Artemis.
Artemis looked over at the man he had known since the day he was born. Artemis had had each and every birthday with Butler. He had learned to walk with Butler. He had learned about the birds and....
"I don't know what to do Artemis. I love her."
(Artemis: O.o)
"What were we talking about again???"
(Butler: -.-'')
*I refuse to write the next possible outcome due to the fact that I must now leave to read "The Rubber Duckie - A Look Into the Inner workings of the Duckie Psychie!!!*
...Now, Artemis Fowl sits with a black rob on in his study...
"My stuffed dragoon! MY STUFFED DRAGOON IS MISSING!!"
"What's a dragoon?" Juliet asked.
"What's a dragoon? WHAT'S A DRAGOON? WHAT DO YOU THINK A DRAGOON IS? ...." Artemis shouted. He turned to Butler.
"What is a dragoon?" he asked.
"It's a purple spotted dinosaur."
"Yeah Juliet, it's a pur- ...IT IS NOT A PURPLE SPOTTED DINOSAUR!" Artemis shouted. He ignored Juliet and Butler's laughing and sweatdropped. (Artemis: -_-'')
"I MUST REFER TO ALL-KNOWING AND POWERFUL GAME - STARCRAFT!!!" Artemis shouted.
(by the way, the best game I've ever played... I'm a starcraft junkie)
*two days later*
"AT LAST!!! THIS IS A DRAGOON!!" he said as he pointed at his very kawaii (cool) computer screen.
"Oh, it's a big mechanical thing!" Juliet said.
"Yeah, it's a big mec-.... why do I even bother???"
Now, because I'm done waiting for the right....
"HELP!!!!!!!!"
"No way, I'm not going up there.... If I walk in on Artemis again, he'll probably take it out of my paycheck!"
(authoress: -.-)
"AHHHHHH!!! I'M DYING.... CAN'T BREATH!!!"
"....Master Artemis...." Juliet said dryly as she walked slowly up the stairs.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Juliet slowly opened the door and looked in.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" she screamed.
"JULIET!! MASTER ARTEMIS!! I'M COMING!!!" Butler shouted as he ran out of his teaparty in his favorite G.I. Joe outfit. He ran down the hall, up thr stairs, through another hall, down some stairs, into a corner... oh wait...
He ran and opened the door to Artemis's room, hearing the horrified screams... Oddly enough, when he walked in, Juliet was staring over Artemis's shoulder squealing. He walked in to find Artemis playing DXball....?
"Artemis, that's such a great score!!! To think you almost lost!!!"
"Yes, it is quite an achievement."
(Butler: *sweatdrops and falls backwards anime style* O.O'')
Butler turned to leave when he noticed something unusual.
"Artemis, where did your Major Glory action figure go?"
CRASH!!! KABOOM!!! Artemis's world suddenly fell to pieces... He lay down dead on the floor....
"It's over.... the last straw... the thieves, they stole my favorite action-packed action figure of Major Glory. My reign of terror, my quest for the family fortune, my whole world, crumbling....." Artemis started to cry...
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYTHING'S GOING JUST AS WE PLANNED!!! IN THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS I WILL BE DEEMED RULER OF EARTH!!! If not, we'll kill the authoress..." Master said as he pointed to the girl tied up in the corner... What would the authoress do? She's completely helpless!!
(Authoress: I will sick my brothers on you foul fiend!!)
"Master - prepare to meet your doom!" Artemis Fowl the second said as he popped out of nowhere....
"Ah, I see you've found my lair! You'll undoubtedly be trying to rescue Irving, Duggie, and Major Glory, no doubt..."
"YES! I AM!!"
"And, your girlfriend?"
"Who?"
"Molly Mouse."
"Oh, no! You can keep her."
"Oh, why thank you!"
"No problem!"
Artemis heard a scoff from behind Master.
"Oh darn it! I guess I'll have to rescue the authoress too."
Artemis heard a growling noise...
"Okay, hand 'em all over!"
"Not so fast Artemis. You want them back, you'll have to fight for them. I have a little surprise for you...
Something behind Master moved into the light. It was so small it took Artemis's eyes a minute to focus (stupid contacts!)... It was... HIS MAJOR GLORY ACTION FIGURE!!!
"Practice good hygiene. You have great taste. Look at my muscles."
"HUH?" Artemis asked.
"He's threatening you. It's just that it's the only thing he's programmed to say." Master explained.
Artemis face off against Major Glory. Artemis figured it couldn't be too hard, after all, Major Glory was less than a foot tall! Boy, he didn't know what he was getting into.....
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Look out for the next chapter of
Artemis Fowl: Crusade of the Penguins and Major Glory's Revenge
Artemis is now in the clutches of Master's evil plan to rule the world. But now he must face off against his faithful action figure Major Glory! And what's this claim of Major Glory's about revenge for all those tea parties??? Will the authoress make it out alive???? Will Juliet find the meaning of life? oh, and why is Butler marrying the dead cat??? Find out in the next psychotic episode of 'The Young and the Brainless"
