Raven: I got this idea when my sister and i were taking a stroll in the garden, actually secretly eating ice-creams from our brother, she helped me with this fan fic though we got into a heated discussion over who's best, Duo or Zechs, I say Duo! and that's final ^_^.  Reviewers, you tell who is the best Duo or Zechs!!!!

Prologue.

12:00 a.m.

"Quatre what are you doing" Trowa asked as the blond jumped with fright hitting his head inside the fridge.

"Ice-cream" Quatre said taking out what looked like a mini-tub od choclate chip ice-cream.

"You don't want Duo to find out" Trowa said taking the ice-cream away from him. His eyes fell on the expiry date.

"Guess you're right" Quatre said leaving the kitchen.

Trowa still had his eyes locked onto the expiry date.

Mission possible: Messing with the master of death.

[insert Mission impossible music here]

12:30 a.m.

It was sunny outside, spring was approaching, but it was still cold, the kitchen was dark, door locked, curtians pulled over the window, two lone figures stood before the huge thing illuminating the dark place with it's eerie light.

One was sweating bullets the other carefully carriying out the perilous task, not making one sound. His bangs covered his face, which was sweating,, impossible for the author to figure out who he was, but since i'm writing this fanfic, i know who it is.

[A/N: I know something you dont know, i know something you dont know!]

"Do you think we should fo this" a voice whispered wiping of the sweat.

"He's bound to find out any day" a monotone speaker interjected.

"But still," the voice said hesitatingly.

"Look, he's locked up in his room now, listening to his CD's at 100 decibles, we are bored and he doesn't know about this," the monotone voice replied.

"Yeah but if we make one sound"

"We won't now shut up, besides, i'm hungry" the monotoine voice said in a child like manner.

"Uh " the nervous voice said.

"Think of it as a mission"

The curtains were removed and the light dorwned the perfect soldier and the solitary dragon in action. Caught in the act. The two teens were smuggling mouth watering choclate chip ice-cream, complete with hershey's syrup, whipped cream, almonds and waffers.

"Oh big deal we decide to have ice-cream once a while" Heero says to Raven.

"No! no big deal but how the heck are you gonna get those out with Duo on the same planet as you?" I ask.

"Beats me you're the one writing this fanfiction" Heero replies.

"Oh yeah" Raven says.

1:00 p.m.

Back to the fic. The two boys (Took half an hour just to get ice-creams out!!!!!!!!!!!!) after finishing their mission,

"I forgot to say, Mission accomplished" Heero said

"Enjoy it, it might be your last" Wufei says.

"It's a possible mission Wufei, not like we're gonna get sick or anything" Heero said.

As quietly as possible leave the premissis with their prized possession.

Wufei is still shocked that they managed to get ice-cream without Duo knowing. He brought it though, hid it in the freezer and forgot about it. And if he ever found out the horrible truth of the slaughter of his ice-cream, Quatre had discovered it, so they could blame it on him. After hiding the evidence.

The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, a beautiful bird sat down on a branch and...

BANG! BANG!

"What the HECK did you do that for?" Wufei asked bewildered as the bird dropped...........................dead on the ground.
Heero just shrugged "Trieze shot birds, why can't  I?"

"And if Trieze self detonated you would too?" Wufei said.

"Yeah" Heero said agreeing with the idea. It was a good one though.

"Oh sure, if Trieze married Relena so would you, huh!" Wufei said as he held his ice-cream mug close to himself as Heero cocked his Gun again pointing at his Mug.

"I'm not that stupid" Heero said.

 A cat lauched it self on the bird and started eating it and finished it in seconds leaving the badly mutilated body behind.

"The circle of life" Heero said.

"Don't shoot that to!!!!!!!" Wufei said dangerously.

[A/N: I eat my ice-cream in a mug, it's fun when you make the cream out of it]

1:30 p.m.

The boys ate their ice-cream and decided to head in. No bird was harmed.

"Why don't we throw the mugs away so that Duo doesn't find out" Wufei said hopefully.

"Nah! He's too smart when it comes to food. Besides, we'll wash them, even if your honour and dignity get's singed" Heero said opening the kitchen door.

"Haven't you heard of forensic science!" Wufei called out. He went on to see Heero staring at the ice-cream mini-tub. Heero's stomach growled out loud as if it hadn't been fed for years.

"That's strange" Heero said, looking at the ice-cream again his stomach roared.

"Oh-no Heero, we had enough" Wufei said like a mother, after sensing Heero's next move.

"Oh come on, we'll get more for him," Heero said grabbing the tub and some big spoons. 

"Count me out!" Wufei said turning away.

"Okay!" Heero said calmly and went outdoors to enjoy the sunshine. Hopefully not kill more birds.

Wufei stood in the kitchen proud of himself for not eating, but, power of hunger was stronger than the power of pride.

"Wait Up Heero!!!!" Wufei said running outside to spend another hour outside. The best way to kill time. Eating.

2:00 p.m.

"I WIILL DOO THEE DANGER ZONE" Duo sang, he was still listening to his songs when his stomach alarm clock went off.

"Hey Duo what time is it?" Quatre asked as he was passing by.

"2 o' clock" Duo said getting up.

Quatre looked confused, he saw no clocks in the dark room of the death. Duo's door had a sign on it saying "Entering the room of death, be glad it isn't the valley of death", it reminded him of the poem called 'Charge of the light brigade'.

"How can you be sure of that?" Quatre asked.

"Because i'm hungry" Duo said heading dowmstairs.

Quatre shrugged and followed the hungry american. His hunger timings were always accruate. He turned to go downstairs when he remembered something, he started sweating bullets as his legs gave away, finally he jumped out the window.

2:10 p.m.

"See, that wasn't too bad was it Wufei" Heero said adjusting his sunglasses, sitting on his chair soaking up the sunshine, as well as the ice-cream while Wu-man was on a look out for braids.

 He sat on his chair, perched actually, his eagle's eyes, strong hearing and sense of smell for a perticular kind of shampoo was alert.

"Relax" Heero said. Wufei obeyed slumping back into his chair. Looking over at Heero he said

"Hey Heero gimme some"

"Nuh-uh" Heero said protectively shielding the ice-cream.

"Hey come on! I helped you get that" Wufei said annoyed.

"Help nothing! You just stood their, i did the perlious job" Heero said kicking his legs to keep Wufei back.

"INJUSTICE!!!!!" Wufei said as he sprang onto Heero who safely tucked the ice-cream under his shirt and used the spoons as defence.

"ICE - CREAM!" Wufei screamed.

"NO!" Heero yelled and kicked Wufei off of him, "I WIN, HA! MWAHHAHAHAHAH, I GET THE ICE-CREAM" he said dancing.

"Aww Phooey" Wufei said defeated "Nataku, I have failed you"

"OH shut up!" Heero said as he rolled up a nearby newspaper and hit it on Wufei's egg -like-head.

 Suddenly a blur of blonde coming his way caught Wufei's eye.

"Uhhh -What the heck is that!" Wufei said regaining conciousness, looking hard, "WHOA! O_O!''  the next thing he knew was being knocked out by that thing who fell on him.

"WHA! WHERE'S WUFEI! HURRY GET OUT!!!!'' Quatre said looking around frantically as Heero lifted his sunglasses and sweat dropped.

"Ahh- Quatre, you're sitting on him" Heero said at the sqwished Wufei who was still wondering what had happened to him. @_@*!

"Who makes the sky blue and the grass green" Wufei chanted before passing out.

"What's you're problem" Heero asked at the very white Quatre.

"Duo! Eating! Freezer! Gone" was all Quatre needed to say before Heero grabbed him and Wufei and scooted towards the garage.

Far away a loud "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and "DAMN IT" could be heard.

2:25 p.m.

"Aww man! My plans have been foiled yet again by someone far more evil than me" Duo said in an evil tone. Like Mojo jojo. "Curses" he said.

Trowa came into the kitchen.

"Hey Trowa! Any idea where my ice-cream went?" Duo asked calmly?

"Heero! Wufei! and Quatre ate it" Trowa said.

''Oh-no! they're in for a hell of a week" Duo said smiling and closing the fridge door. "Well serves them right for eating it!"

2:30 p.m.

"OOooo, my stomach hurts!" Quatre said getting in the car after getting the ice-cream tub. It was damn cold, the sky had turned grey, winds were howling, and worst of all, they were wearing nothing but knickers and T-shirts.

"Quit whining! Get in the car, we're lucky enough to be alive, can't be choosy you know" Heero said shivering.

"Hey! That's my line" Wufei said, his teeth rattled due to the cold. His stomach churning for inside, he needed to go bad.

"Heero drive...."

"Quick!! I know, I need to go too" He said interrupting Quatre.

2:45 p.m.

"You're not angry that they ate your ice-cream?" Trowa asked.

"Angry no! Mad! yes. I wanted to mail the expired ice-cream to Relena, for annoying us and her lackey Dorothy for painting my Gundam rainbow colour" Duo said glumly. "Vengance will be taken again my worthy friend" he said Count Daracula style.

"Okay now you're scaring me!" Trowa said, the sky had turned dark and lightening cracking.

"MWAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAH" Duo laughed as the light went out and lightening cracked.

 Oh-yeah! the death loves that weather, hide Trowa hide! MWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[A/N: okay i know i'm getting of the plot, i've lost track of my thoughts]

3:00 p.m.

"Heero........ the............. bathrooms mine" Quatre said straining to survive.

"NO........Must go to...........bathroom," Heero said, "Prevent leakages"

"FOOLS THE BATHROOM IS MINE" Wufei said running past them.

As the bathroom got near Quatre took a lamp and hit it on Wufei's head. Heero was shocked at the meek pacifist.

"Like Duo! When it comes to bathrooms, i go crazy" Quatre said looking like criminal.

"Ladies first!" heero said letting Quatre go in.

"Thank you" Quatre said. Inside the bathroom when his brain functioned.....

"I AM NOT A GIRL" Quatre shouted.

3:10 p.m.

Everyone had attended their nature calls, Heero had safely put the new ice-cream back into the freezer or fridge. he felt tired and went to his room, the lights had not come back yet, he heard a muffled sound from his closet. Taking a scissor? he approached with caution and opened the closet door.

"NAHHHHH- DON'T HURT ME!!" Trowa yelled weaving his baseball bat and hitting Heero. X_X!.

"Heero?" he asked at unconcious pilot.

"How thoughtful of you to remember me!" Heero said rubbing his head.

"I'm not in amnesia anymore" Trowa said

"Yeah but you were about to give me amnesia, maybe even brain wash me to rule the world" Heero said still rubbing his bump. Trowa had slapped his palm on Heero's mouth to kep him quiet and pulled him inside the closet closing the doors.

"Hey! What was that for" Heero angrily said.

"Don't give Duo idea's like what you just said" Trowa said through gritted teeth.

"Why not!" Heero said dreading the answer.

"Because he's gone nut's, he seeks revenge, berzerk i tell ya!" Trowa said.

"Come now Trowa you're being paranoid, he..." Heero was cut off by Duo suddenly opening the closet door.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The two pilots cried.

"What are you doing?" Duo asked suspicously looking at their position. The closet was a cramped space filled with Heero's prized and precious weapons. The two pilots were sitting a bit too close. Too close.

 "Nothing" they both said.

"Okay, i'll leave you too alone" Duo said closing the door. "That was disturbing" he said exiting Heero's room. Back in the closet.

"What was soo disturbing?" Heero asked.

"Heero get off my lap" Trowa said.

"I'm not on your........aheh........lap" Heero said, apparently, when he yelled at Duo's sudden appearance, he had jumped onto Trowa, who was red.

3:20 p.m.

"Wufei they might be in Heero's room" Quatre said.

"Like duh!" Wufei said.

Upon entering Heero's room, no pilots were seen.

"Where are they Winner!" Wufei asked.

Hearing two friendly voices Trowa and Heero fell out of the closet, along with some air guns.

"Nice hiding place Yuy!" Wufei said. Then he heard footsteps. Actually they all heard footsteps. The door opened and in came Duo all angry and lightning flashed again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The other pilots screamed and cowered together.

"Sheesh, will ya fix the light Heero!" Duo said turning on the light bulb.

"You're not going to kill us!" Quatre asked.

"Kill! You guys paranoid! No, just wanted to tell you one bad news" Duo said.

"What" all the ice-cream eaters said. Trowa backed away.

"That ice-cream was expired and three bathrooms are reserved for you gentlemens" Duo said

Heero, Wufei and Quatre turned green and ran towards the bathroom.

Raven: WELL! that takes care of that. Moral of the fic, Never touch Duo's things without asking him first. If you guys want me to do a sequel, more Relena and Dorothy bashing is included in it, just say so, and give me suggestions how to torture the two. Try to keep it G rated.