Raven: I GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!!OOHOHOHOHOH!!!!!!!
Duo: My how excited she gets when a story comes to her mind
Heero: Better (hic!) be (hic!) a good (hic! hic!) one!
Mission Possible: The Prank Master
The G-boys were taking a light holiday after their last mission called by Duo "Operation hiccups", they stayed in that current colony in which they kicked Romafeller's butt. They had rented separate apartments, far away, each pairing up, courtesy of Heero: who didn't want to be near the braided Baka and enjoy the silence with Trowa, Wufei stayed alone. That leaves the pilot 02 and 04 alone. (04 is Quatre right)
"Right so Quatre what you want to do?" Duo asked as he jumped onto the sofa.
"I don't know you got any Ideas?" Quatre replied.
"Yes I do; let's play some jokes on people." Duo said giving of an evil grin.
"Right who should we get first?" Duo sniggered. "Let's practice on the guys first"
"What about Heero and Trowa?" Quatre said.
"Quatre didn't know you had it in you" Duo said in a shocked way. "Okay what should we do?"
"Prank calls?" Quatre suggested.
"Quatre my man, I'm proud of ya" Duo said happily as he rang Heero and Trowa's apartment
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In the apartment
RIINNGGG!!!!!RRRINNNGGG!!RINGGG!!!
"Mnnn" A groan escaped from the covers. Turning around he ignored the wails of the phone.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! The phone shrieked to get noticed.
"Alright! Alright! I coming" Trowa muttered, he looked over to Heero who was sleeping peacefully. Grumbling he got up, shuffling as he walked.
"Hello!" he grumbled.
In a squeaky voice Duo replied "Hello is your refrigerator running"
"Yes" Trowa said grumbling
"THEN GO GET IT"
He put the phone down. If he hated something, it was being disturbed by annoying prank calls. Heero's gonna pay for this.
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Back in their apartment Duo was laughing hysterically with Quatre staring at him, little exclamation marks and question marks appearing above his platinum blond hair.
"Okay now you try" He said handing the phone to Quatre.
He took hold of it and rang the number.
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In he apartment…again
RINGG! RING! RINGG!
"Hnn! Trowa go get the phone" Heero grumbled. Trowa got out of bed muttering something about injustice.
CRACK!! RIPP!!
"Here you go" Trowa came in handing him the phone complete with line torn off.
Heero: //O//O\\!
Trowa shrugged.
RINNGGG!!!RINNGG!!!! rang the other phone in the apartment.
"I mean go answer the phone" Heero growled drowning back into the covers. Trowa frowning caught hold of his collar and Pj's, held him up like a rug and kicked him out the room.
"Go answer it yourself" He said closing the door and returning to the warmth of his blankets.
Heero grumbling answered the phone Heero Yuy style "Yeah! What your problem"
"Ahem!" a slight pause, then, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" a shrilly voice came that racked Heero's brains and frightened the living daylights out of him.
BANGG!!!
He rocketed back to his covers after shooting the phone. And as a precaution, he brought his gun along with him!
Meanwhile Duo stared at Quatre gape-jawed who smiled back like an angle, finally stating
"I practiced"
"Okay let's try something else" Duo said.
"What about Wufei Chang" Quatre said.
"Hmm, not a bad idea! Haven't bugged Wu-man in a while" he said.
"He lives in an apartment three blocks away" Quatre replied looking in the address book.
"Then lets go" Duo said standing up.
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They ran for ages and cried because Duo's feet hurt three times but after half an hour of moaning they got there. Duo and Quatre took a little time to rest. The apartment he was living in was a tall green building, with lots of balconies, with all sorts of weird curtains, Quatre liked the sunny beach one with flowers Duo hated them all! Except the one which had Deathscythe's on them.
They started to walk through a small garden at the front. It looked as if it hadn't been tended to for years the grass was so long you could hide dead bodes in there and know one would ever find it.
Duo said "I hope no mobile suit come out of there and ambush us, ha ha ha ha ha"
Quatre took it seriously and tried to run away!!! Duo grabbed him and looked at him and said "I was joking" he lifted Quatre to his feet.
"Right so what prank should we pull on him" Duo asked Quatre.
"I don't know it was your idea" Quatre said.
"Well lets do a good old fashion knock and run" Duo said.
"What's a knock and run?" Quatre said.
"Don't you know anything?" Duo shouted at him. Quatre's eyes were blank.
"Watch I'll show you what to do, and then you do it okay" Duo explained
"Okay" He replied.
Duo walked to the front door opened it and they both went inside. Duo found Wufei's door and knocked hard and ran around the corner of the hallway.
"Right now we wait" Duo explained.
Wufei put his head through the door and said how there is "silence". He put his head back inside and closed the door. Duo laughed quietly so as to not attract any attention from Wufei.
"Right now you try" Duo said to Quatre.
"Okay" Quatre said he walked to the door and backed it.
Ring!
The door opened and Wufei asked what he wanted.
Quatre said "I'm doing knock and runs"
Wufei looked shocked, them angry and kicked him out the doors.
Duo just put his face in hands and said "Why me!!! Why me!!! I'm mates with a thick idiot"
The End
Raven: He! He! Sorry my mind is still blank as how to torture the two demon girls. Relena and Dorothy. I thought of tweezing her eyebrows and for Relena, I wondered what would happen if she gave up being a pacifist. Review please.
