"Ow, my head!" You said when you awoke. Your head was throbbing with pain! You were in bed. You turned to your right to tell Jack something, but realized he wasn't there. You sat up and looked frantically around you. Then you remember what happened. You had been kidnapped.

You looked around at the room you were in. It was the captain's cabin on a ship. But, what ship were you on? Who was the captain?

Then you remembered that voice. That very familiar voice. Where had you heard it before?

That's when you noticed a table across the room. On the tabled were two candles, wine glasses, a bottle of wine, plates, and silverware. It was set up for a romantic dinner for two.

Were you one of the two who were going to be dinning there? Who was the other person?

"I have to get out of here!" You said and ran to the door. You figured you could steal a boat and row away without anyone noticing. You grabbed the door knob and twisted it, but it was locked!

You cursed to yourself and looked around the room for a window, or something you could break the door down with. Unfortunately the door locked from the outside, so you couldn't try to pick the lock with a fork or knife.

You then picked up a chair. Maybe you could use it like a battering ram or something, it was worth a shot. You the turned, prepared to run at the door with the chair when it opened. Standing in the doorway was a vaguely familiar looking pirate.

"The Cap'ain will be with ye soon. I suggest ye put the chair down, the cap'ain wouln' appreciate that," the pirate said and left, locking the door behind him.

"Wait a second," you thought to yourself, "Maybe the Captain will be a reasonable man and let me do. I am, after all, Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow. Or maybe this entire thing was a misunderstanding.

You then turned and looked at the table. Oh, who were you trying to kid? This Captain knew exactly what he was doing!

But who was it?!

The door opened again, and the Captain walked in. You couldn't believe your eyes.

It was Captain Chuck, formerly of the White Round Thing. The man who "offered" you a ride to Tortuga, but expected a little something in return. The man whose ship was attacked by Barbossa. Yes, that Captain Chuck.

"Hi there," You said and forced a smile, trying to be friendly.

"Hello, my lady," Captain Chuck said and kissed you hand. You grimaced. He was, well not exactly the most attractive man, and you missed you JackiePoo (though you would never call Jack that to his face!).

Captain Chuck was tall and big. He was scary looking, really, with graying hair, bad teeth, a really long chin and a long hooked nose. Let's just say he isn't what you would call eye-candy.

"Join me," He said, gesturing to the table. You sort of plopped down into one of the chair, and Chuck sat down across from you.

"What's the occasion?" You asked Chuck, trying to be polite. Chuck was pouring the wine.

"To us and our engagement," Chuck replied and, unfortunately for you, smiled at you in what you guessed was meant to be a loving sort of way.

"Um, Chuck, you seemed to have forgotten," you said, trying to sound like you were sorry, "but I'm married. To Captain Jack Sparrow, remember?"

"That's alright," Chuck said, "we all make mistakes, I forgive ye honey, we jus' won't tell the priest thas all."

"Chuck, I love Jack, I'm not marrying you!" You said standing up and attempting to make your way to the door when Chuck's hand grabbed your arm, painfully!

"You poor dear, he's corrupted your mind! Don' worry, Chuck'll make it all better!" His voice was deep, and he was standing to close to you for comfort. You attempted to squirm out of his grasp, but failed.

"Ow! Let go!" You demanded but Chuck did no such thing. Wow, did he have bad breath!

Alright, that's it! You were now officially pissed off! You drew your hand back and punched him in the face. Chuck let you go as he fell backwards and you ran out of the room. You ran down the steps and went to look for a row boat. You ran across the deck, dodging pirates who were reaching for you, trying to prevent you from going anywhere.

"Where the bloody hell are the row boats?" You shouted running to the back of the ship.

Suddenly the pirate who had come to speak to you in the captains cabin before grabbed you be the waist and held you as you thrashed around violently in his arms. Several other pirates came to help hold you down, and then you heard laughing. You looked to see Chuck standing there, with a bloody nose. You glared at him.

"Firey, aren't ye? Jus' the way I like 'em!"

"I thought you were dead!" You shouted at him, trying to lunge at him, but were held back by the pirates.

"Ah, ye mean when me dear ol' cousin attacked me? Ha! No such luck, though it cost me a ship! Welcome aboard the Daisy me love! The ship with no row boats! An' don' worry! By this time tomorrow we'll be married, and it'll be yer ship too!" Chuck laughed.

"Wait! You were Barbossa's cousin?" You asked, surprised. Why was it that all your enemies were in some way related to Barbossa? Trixie, your old boss Joe, and now Chuck?

"Well, actually 'e was me second cousin, thrice removed, but what the 'ell? Who cares?! Take 'er back to me room boys!" Chuck said, and you were carried across the ship and thrown back into the captain's cabin.

You sat down on the bed and put your head in your hands and started to cry. "Jack! Come help me!"

You then stood up, wiping your cheeks, grabbed both glasses of wine, one in each hand and drank them both.

Suddenly, you heard people running around outside, panicking. You walked to the door and put your ear against it, trying to hear what the voices were saying.

"Make haste! We must reach shore as soon as possible! I want things to go smoothly fer me wending!" Chuck said.

You poured yourself some more wine. This was going to be interesting.

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