Sorry guys, it's been awhile, but I'm BACK!

And on with the story...

You were lying on the bed in the Captain's Cabin with a half-drunken (by you) bottle of wine in your hand, making hand puppets on the ceiling and laughing.

"'Ello my pet," Chuck burst into the cabin, with a grin on his face.

"Hiya, Chucky!" You slurred and laughed.

"I see ye be in a better mood now, thas a good thing, I've got a surprise for ye, lovey!" Chuck said.

You sat up on the bed with a lot of effort and a grin on your face. "I love surprises!" You squealed, and laughed, swaying around on the bed.

"Come with me then," Chuck held his hand out to you; you stumbled off the bed and down the stairs with Chuck, who led you toward the front of the ship where several pirates were standing in a circle. They were surrounding something. When you saw what it was you sobered up quickly...

"Will he do for ye, my pet?" Chuck asked, you never realized until now how much Chuck spits when he talks.

You wiped the disgusting moisture off your face and looked at the frightened priest in disbelief.

"Um...he's great...mind if I talk to him alone in your quarters?" You asked turning to Chuck and smiling sweetly, "I, um, just wanted to go over my wedding vows with him."

"Well, I dun see wot could be wrong with that, of course my pet," Chuck said.

Back in the Captains Quarters you untied the priest and said, "I'm really sorry about all of this, um, Father..."

"Brian," The Priest said, immediately backing away from you, "don't hurt me!"

"I won't!" You said, raising your hands defensively, "I'm going to help you get off of this ship...if my husband comes for me..."

"Husband?" Father Brian asked, "But that man out there said he was going to marry you..."

"Chuck is crazy, I'll never marry him, I'm only pretending to because I'm stalling for time," You explained as you stood up and walked across the room.

"And your husband is..."

"A pirate," you finished Brian's sentence, "By the name of Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Just what I need, more pirates!" The Priest said throwing his arms in the air.

"They're not all that bad," You said turning toward the man. YOU then go to the table, retrieving the bottle of wine that you had failed to finish; you held the bottle toward Brian, offering him a drink. He shook his head; you shrugged and took a swig. The wine really wasn't all that bad; you'd have to remember the name of it.

Suddenly you heard what you had been waiting to hear all night. The sound of a cannon. You jerked your head toward the door, a smile on your face.

"What was that?" The priest asked startled.

"Hope!" You replied, and as if on cue, Chuck burst through the door.

"My pet, It's time, Father, if you don't mind," Chuck was locking the door behind him.

"I can not perform this ceremony, for the young lady has informed me that she is already married, and polygamy is a sin," Father Brian stood up to face Chuck, with an apologetic look on his face.

Chuck laughed, drew his sword, and raised it to Father Brian's chin, "We WILL be married, tonight Father, sin or not."

You looked from Father Brian to Chuck and gulped. Hurry up Jack!

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Sorry the Chapter was so short; I was just trying to get back into the swing of things! Review please!