Where's the Pearl?
By: Kuro Rousoku
What if Will and Jack never found the Black Pearl? We also meet a new mate!
Author's Note: Hi! Just letting ya'll know, this scene will take place right after Will asks what Jack used for rope. ^.^
"Human hair," said Jack, looking annoyed, "from my back."
"Eww!" yelled Will, "Rawnchy!"
Gibbs laughed. "Well, you asked."
"Next subject, please."
There was a long silence before Gibbs finally popped the question. "So how far do you figure the Pearl got, Jack?"
"Ehh...muffin?" Jack yelped.
"Muffin?"
"Oh...eh...probably just a few more twists 'a the wind'll bring us to 'er."
Jack stumbled off and Will rolled his eyes. "Why did I ever decide to trust him?"
~ ~ ~
Liz curled up in a ball, hyperventilating. When she was calmed down, she looked up to see Jack Monkey. He screamed at her.
"Shut up, sock puppet!"
Jack Monkey's ears twitched, and he scurried off.
Author's Note: Elizabeth is very different in my story. She goes by Liz, and isn't as snobby as she is in the movie. Unfortunately, she still wears those "tight killer thingies" (corset) ^.^
Liz began to sing, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're smelly and dirty and we ain't too bright...Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."
Suddenly, a loud screaming sound pierced the night.
"Shut up, sock puppet!"
"Elizabeth?" said the voice, "Elizabeth, is that you?"
It was the coma door.
Author's Note: The coma door was captured by Barbossa's crew and shoved into a closet.
"Yes," said Liz, "yes, it's me. Is that you, coma door?"
"Elizabeth! It was horrible! They tied my hands and stuffed a gag in my mouth. Wait...it was a sock!" the coma door began to spit.
"Hold on, I'll find you."
Liz followed the coma door's voice and opened the closet. "Hallo."
"Elizabeth!" the coma door grabbed Liz' hands, "Have you made your decision?"
"About what?"
"My proposal."
"Oh. No, not yet. I'm so sorry."
"It's that Turner boy, right? Is he forcing you to pretend you love him? He is, isn't he? I knew it."
"No, no. Will would never do that."
The coma door turned his back. "Let me know as soon as possible."
Author's Note: Yuk! Don't worry, the coma door WILL NEVER get married to Liz. This is all I've got so far. I'll keep working on the story. Buh bye! ^.^
By: Kuro Rousoku
What if Will and Jack never found the Black Pearl? We also meet a new mate!
Author's Note: Hi! Just letting ya'll know, this scene will take place right after Will asks what Jack used for rope. ^.^
"Human hair," said Jack, looking annoyed, "from my back."
"Eww!" yelled Will, "Rawnchy!"
Gibbs laughed. "Well, you asked."
"Next subject, please."
There was a long silence before Gibbs finally popped the question. "So how far do you figure the Pearl got, Jack?"
"Ehh...muffin?" Jack yelped.
"Muffin?"
"Oh...eh...probably just a few more twists 'a the wind'll bring us to 'er."
Jack stumbled off and Will rolled his eyes. "Why did I ever decide to trust him?"
~ ~ ~
Liz curled up in a ball, hyperventilating. When she was calmed down, she looked up to see Jack Monkey. He screamed at her.
"Shut up, sock puppet!"
Jack Monkey's ears twitched, and he scurried off.
Author's Note: Elizabeth is very different in my story. She goes by Liz, and isn't as snobby as she is in the movie. Unfortunately, she still wears those "tight killer thingies" (corset) ^.^
Liz began to sing, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're smelly and dirty and we ain't too bright...Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."
Suddenly, a loud screaming sound pierced the night.
"Shut up, sock puppet!"
"Elizabeth?" said the voice, "Elizabeth, is that you?"
It was the coma door.
Author's Note: The coma door was captured by Barbossa's crew and shoved into a closet.
"Yes," said Liz, "yes, it's me. Is that you, coma door?"
"Elizabeth! It was horrible! They tied my hands and stuffed a gag in my mouth. Wait...it was a sock!" the coma door began to spit.
"Hold on, I'll find you."
Liz followed the coma door's voice and opened the closet. "Hallo."
"Elizabeth!" the coma door grabbed Liz' hands, "Have you made your decision?"
"About what?"
"My proposal."
"Oh. No, not yet. I'm so sorry."
"It's that Turner boy, right? Is he forcing you to pretend you love him? He is, isn't he? I knew it."
"No, no. Will would never do that."
The coma door turned his back. "Let me know as soon as possible."
Author's Note: Yuk! Don't worry, the coma door WILL NEVER get married to Liz. This is all I've got so far. I'll keep working on the story. Buh bye! ^.^
