HAHAHA! More madness from me! Enjoy!
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Soon sunrise came and Mr. Sir, who had been running from the lizard and half a dozen of his good buddies, was finally free to rest as the sun came up, causing the lizards to slip into the shadows for shelter. D-tent, however, was once again bored by the dull atmosphere of the camp and decided to start another round of truth or dare.
"Magnet."
"Dare." Magnet said boldly.
"I dare you to tell Thlump that you're gay and that you wanna be his loverboy."
"What the hell, Squid?" Squid snickered.
"Just do it."
"Now?" Squid nodded. Magnet reluctantly got out of his hole and went to where B-tent was digging, which was not far away. The rest of D-tent sat nearby to watch, pretending that they were taking a break.
"Um...Thlump, can I talk to you for a moment?" They heard Magnet say.
"Sure." Thlump said.
"Have you ever been in...a relationship?"
"Uh...no." Thlump sounded totally oblivious, which made D-tent shake with silent laughter.
"Well...I've given this a lot of thought and...I think you're the one."
"What?" Thlump said, sounding surprised.
"Thlump...I wanna be with you..." Magnet said, trying to sound sexy, even though he was getting grossed out.
"Are you saying...?"
"I wanna love ya..." Magnet said softly.
"Get away from me, psycho!" Thlump hissed, looking around to make sure no one was hearing this.
"But...but I love you!" Magnet said, sounding wounded.
"Get out of my face...and no, I don't wanna go out wit'chu!" Thlump hissed. Magnet went back to where D-tent was, rolling around in laughter.
"I gotta pee! I gotta pee!" X-ray said, bounding off somewhere. He returned two minutes later, still laughing.
"Man...that...w-was...GREAT!" Caveman said between bouts of hysterical laughter. He looked over at Zero, who was shaking his head and smiling, but trying not to laugh too hard.
"OK...Squid, truth or dare?" Magnet said, grinning.
"Truth." He replied. Everyone looked at him. "What?! I ain't telling no one I'm gay!"
"Alright, then...would you freak a donkey?" Magnet asked. Everyone looked at Magnet, taken aback.
"What...the...hell?" Squid said.
"Squid, answer the question." Magnet said. Squid looked bewildered.
"Um...uh...if it was cute??" Squid said. Magnet burst into laughter as the rest of D-tent exchanged looks and agreed silently: Magnet had finally lost it. Squid however, glared at Magnet as his Truth question had brought him back to think about what he had been pondering for a while...what would a donkey look like in a bikini?
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XD Hope you found that interesting. Ta ta for now!
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Soon sunrise came and Mr. Sir, who had been running from the lizard and half a dozen of his good buddies, was finally free to rest as the sun came up, causing the lizards to slip into the shadows for shelter. D-tent, however, was once again bored by the dull atmosphere of the camp and decided to start another round of truth or dare.
"Magnet."
"Dare." Magnet said boldly.
"I dare you to tell Thlump that you're gay and that you wanna be his loverboy."
"What the hell, Squid?" Squid snickered.
"Just do it."
"Now?" Squid nodded. Magnet reluctantly got out of his hole and went to where B-tent was digging, which was not far away. The rest of D-tent sat nearby to watch, pretending that they were taking a break.
"Um...Thlump, can I talk to you for a moment?" They heard Magnet say.
"Sure." Thlump said.
"Have you ever been in...a relationship?"
"Uh...no." Thlump sounded totally oblivious, which made D-tent shake with silent laughter.
"Well...I've given this a lot of thought and...I think you're the one."
"What?" Thlump said, sounding surprised.
"Thlump...I wanna be with you..." Magnet said, trying to sound sexy, even though he was getting grossed out.
"Are you saying...?"
"I wanna love ya..." Magnet said softly.
"Get away from me, psycho!" Thlump hissed, looking around to make sure no one was hearing this.
"But...but I love you!" Magnet said, sounding wounded.
"Get out of my face...and no, I don't wanna go out wit'chu!" Thlump hissed. Magnet went back to where D-tent was, rolling around in laughter.
"I gotta pee! I gotta pee!" X-ray said, bounding off somewhere. He returned two minutes later, still laughing.
"Man...that...w-was...GREAT!" Caveman said between bouts of hysterical laughter. He looked over at Zero, who was shaking his head and smiling, but trying not to laugh too hard.
"OK...Squid, truth or dare?" Magnet said, grinning.
"Truth." He replied. Everyone looked at him. "What?! I ain't telling no one I'm gay!"
"Alright, then...would you freak a donkey?" Magnet asked. Everyone looked at Magnet, taken aback.
"What...the...hell?" Squid said.
"Squid, answer the question." Magnet said. Squid looked bewildered.
"Um...uh...if it was cute??" Squid said. Magnet burst into laughter as the rest of D-tent exchanged looks and agreed silently: Magnet had finally lost it. Squid however, glared at Magnet as his Truth question had brought him back to think about what he had been pondering for a while...what would a donkey look like in a bikini?
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XD Hope you found that interesting. Ta ta for now!
