Hi, minna-san! This is a brand new ficcy I wrote on Weiss for a change.
For those who don't know me, I usually write Shwarz fics. This fic is
really unorthodox for me for a variety of reasons and I break some of my
self-imposed rule, which I will not bore you with, to create it. It is for
a good cause, said cause being a good laugh so laugh yourselves silly,
minna-san. That's the whole purpose. And don't be shy to writ those
reviews! Love it when people tell me my work is appreciated!
Warnings: Lingo, mostly references to sexual themes I did not deem wise for children to read. Only references, though. This is not one of my dirty fics.
Pairings: YohjiXAya. The rest won't really matter there are references to Omi and Ken hooking up with people other than each other but those other people are not mentioned in this fic.
Why you should stay out of Aya's Room
"Yohji-kun," Omi said, his voice dripping with sugar.
Yohji was immediately put on guard. Omi doesn't usually talk like that unless he has a task he knows won't be to the person's liking.
"Yes?" he asked cautiously? He drew back a little, ready to bolt if necessary.
"Could you please call Aya-kun down for dinner?" Omi asked.
~Flashback~
"Aya, dinner," Yohji called as he waltzed into Aya's room without knocking. Usually, Yohji's tendency to just barge into his teammates' rooms was not a problem. However, when Yohji chose to barge into Aya's room, he had just gone a step too far. Aya had just gotten out of the shower. He stood naked in the middle of the room, drying his hair with a towel.
~End Flashback~
The resulting chase around the shop with Aya screaming "Shiii-neee!" was almost worth the sight of Aya's cute little ass naked. Still.
"No," Yohji said firmly, looking extremely stubborn. "Don't even think about it, Omi. Not after last time."
"Yohji-kun, if you don't go get Aya-kun right now, I'm going to erase all of your porn from your computer!"
Yohji gasped and drew back theatrically, as if struck.
"You wouldn't," he said, shocked.
"I would. I would also tell all of your fan girls that some of those pictures are of." Omi's voice was muffled as Yohji covered his mouth. Yohji looked around quickly, making sure no one was around.
"Not so loud, Omi," he hissed. Omi saw fit to bite his palm right then, sending Yohji howling out of the room.
"And call Aya-kun," he called after Yohji.
*****
Yohji edged cautiously up to Aya's room. He knocked softly on the door.
"Aya," he called softly. "Dinner."
No sound came. After a moment, Yohji's curiosity got the best of him and he cautiously tried the door knob. The door was unlocked.
Against his better judgment, Yohji slipped inside. The opportunity was just too good to pass up. A chance to explore the world of Aya Fugimiya was rarely found. Aya wasn't there.
'So he's disappeared again,' Yohji thought. 'He didn't tell anyone. Again.'
Well, since the lion's out of his den, Yohji might as well explore it.
Aya's room was neat and sparkly clean. Not a single speck of dust can be found. Oh wait, there's a video tape covered in dust in a neglected corner of his room. Interesting.
Yohji grabbed the video tape and bolted to his room. Then, to keep Omi from coming to get him, he went into the kitchen.
"Aya's not in his room," Yohji said.
"Oh," Omi said. "Must be out then. Well, go get the table set."
"You're so bossy, Omi." Yohji whined.
"Porn." Omi replied. Yohji scurried to do as he was told.
*****
Yohji bolted down his dinner, almost chocking twice. Omi and Ken watched him with interest. As he finished, he got up to go.
"Hold it," Omi said. Yohji froze.
"What are you up to?" he asked.
"What makes you think I'm up to anything?"
"You almost died of choking twice. You're up to something," Ken added.
"I ah.,"Yohji invented a story. "I gotta go get ready for a date!"
"Oh, okay. Have fun Yohji-kun"
Yohji sighed with relief then crept to his room. After firmly closing and locking his door, Yohji hurriedly put in the video tape and pressed "play." No telling when Aya's gonna be back. He plopped himself on the couch and concentrated on watching.
~Movie~
A hallway, Aya's face appears on screen.
"Hi," Aya says. He's smiling. (Yohji almost died of shock.)
"Today is my sister, Aya's birthday. To commemorate this occasion, we are having a birthday party at her exact birth-time which is 3:15 a.m. It is now 2:40 a.m. And she is still not up," here he pauses to look mischievous.
"Time to wake her up," he tries to open a door.
"Locked," he says with a wicked look. "I can fix that." Aya produces a paper clip and proceeds to pick the lock.
('Oh,' Yohji thought. 'So this is how he learned to pick locks so well.')
Aya is now in the room. There is a snicker from he cameraman. Aya leans close to the camera and puts a finger to his lips.
"Shhh.You're going to wake her up.er.prematurely." Grins in camera and winks. He crept to his sister's bed, leans close to her sleeping face, and took a deep breath.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" he screams into her ear.
Aya-chan woke with a shriek, grabbed her pillow and beat Aya over the head with it. Aya laughs openly and runs away.
"What was that for, Ran?" Aya asks clearly pissed.
"Oh, we were just waking you up for your birthday!"
"Bullshit! It's." Aya-chan checks alarm clock. "It's 2:45 a.m in the morning," Aya-chan wailed mournfully.
"Yeah, and you were born at 3:15 a.m. Everyone's already down stairs, waiting for the birthday girl!" Aya says with a big grin.
Aya-chan glares at her brother.
"You!" she said, pointing at Aya accusingly. "You did this!"
"But of course," Aya said, not the least bit repentant. "Who else would be devious enough?"
"I hate you!" Aya-chan screamed. "And get out, so I can change."
With that, Aya and his camera crew was unceremoniously thrown out of the room. A close-up view of Aya's laughing face flashed on the screen before the TV went blank.
~End Movie~
Yohji shut the TVS and ejected the video. His mind is still in a state of shock. A happy Aya is something Yohji never thought he'd see.
In a dazed state, he stripped and went to bed. His dreams circled around a grinning face and sparkling amethyst eyes.
End Chapter 1
Well, how do you like it, minna-san? Hope you enjoyed it! And REVIEW! But please don't flame
Warnings: Lingo, mostly references to sexual themes I did not deem wise for children to read. Only references, though. This is not one of my dirty fics.
Pairings: YohjiXAya. The rest won't really matter there are references to Omi and Ken hooking up with people other than each other but those other people are not mentioned in this fic.
Why you should stay out of Aya's Room
"Yohji-kun," Omi said, his voice dripping with sugar.
Yohji was immediately put on guard. Omi doesn't usually talk like that unless he has a task he knows won't be to the person's liking.
"Yes?" he asked cautiously? He drew back a little, ready to bolt if necessary.
"Could you please call Aya-kun down for dinner?" Omi asked.
~Flashback~
"Aya, dinner," Yohji called as he waltzed into Aya's room without knocking. Usually, Yohji's tendency to just barge into his teammates' rooms was not a problem. However, when Yohji chose to barge into Aya's room, he had just gone a step too far. Aya had just gotten out of the shower. He stood naked in the middle of the room, drying his hair with a towel.
~End Flashback~
The resulting chase around the shop with Aya screaming "Shiii-neee!" was almost worth the sight of Aya's cute little ass naked. Still.
"No," Yohji said firmly, looking extremely stubborn. "Don't even think about it, Omi. Not after last time."
"Yohji-kun, if you don't go get Aya-kun right now, I'm going to erase all of your porn from your computer!"
Yohji gasped and drew back theatrically, as if struck.
"You wouldn't," he said, shocked.
"I would. I would also tell all of your fan girls that some of those pictures are of." Omi's voice was muffled as Yohji covered his mouth. Yohji looked around quickly, making sure no one was around.
"Not so loud, Omi," he hissed. Omi saw fit to bite his palm right then, sending Yohji howling out of the room.
"And call Aya-kun," he called after Yohji.
*****
Yohji edged cautiously up to Aya's room. He knocked softly on the door.
"Aya," he called softly. "Dinner."
No sound came. After a moment, Yohji's curiosity got the best of him and he cautiously tried the door knob. The door was unlocked.
Against his better judgment, Yohji slipped inside. The opportunity was just too good to pass up. A chance to explore the world of Aya Fugimiya was rarely found. Aya wasn't there.
'So he's disappeared again,' Yohji thought. 'He didn't tell anyone. Again.'
Well, since the lion's out of his den, Yohji might as well explore it.
Aya's room was neat and sparkly clean. Not a single speck of dust can be found. Oh wait, there's a video tape covered in dust in a neglected corner of his room. Interesting.
Yohji grabbed the video tape and bolted to his room. Then, to keep Omi from coming to get him, he went into the kitchen.
"Aya's not in his room," Yohji said.
"Oh," Omi said. "Must be out then. Well, go get the table set."
"You're so bossy, Omi." Yohji whined.
"Porn." Omi replied. Yohji scurried to do as he was told.
*****
Yohji bolted down his dinner, almost chocking twice. Omi and Ken watched him with interest. As he finished, he got up to go.
"Hold it," Omi said. Yohji froze.
"What are you up to?" he asked.
"What makes you think I'm up to anything?"
"You almost died of choking twice. You're up to something," Ken added.
"I ah.,"Yohji invented a story. "I gotta go get ready for a date!"
"Oh, okay. Have fun Yohji-kun"
Yohji sighed with relief then crept to his room. After firmly closing and locking his door, Yohji hurriedly put in the video tape and pressed "play." No telling when Aya's gonna be back. He plopped himself on the couch and concentrated on watching.
~Movie~
A hallway, Aya's face appears on screen.
"Hi," Aya says. He's smiling. (Yohji almost died of shock.)
"Today is my sister, Aya's birthday. To commemorate this occasion, we are having a birthday party at her exact birth-time which is 3:15 a.m. It is now 2:40 a.m. And she is still not up," here he pauses to look mischievous.
"Time to wake her up," he tries to open a door.
"Locked," he says with a wicked look. "I can fix that." Aya produces a paper clip and proceeds to pick the lock.
('Oh,' Yohji thought. 'So this is how he learned to pick locks so well.')
Aya is now in the room. There is a snicker from he cameraman. Aya leans close to the camera and puts a finger to his lips.
"Shhh.You're going to wake her up.er.prematurely." Grins in camera and winks. He crept to his sister's bed, leans close to her sleeping face, and took a deep breath.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" he screams into her ear.
Aya-chan woke with a shriek, grabbed her pillow and beat Aya over the head with it. Aya laughs openly and runs away.
"What was that for, Ran?" Aya asks clearly pissed.
"Oh, we were just waking you up for your birthday!"
"Bullshit! It's." Aya-chan checks alarm clock. "It's 2:45 a.m in the morning," Aya-chan wailed mournfully.
"Yeah, and you were born at 3:15 a.m. Everyone's already down stairs, waiting for the birthday girl!" Aya says with a big grin.
Aya-chan glares at her brother.
"You!" she said, pointing at Aya accusingly. "You did this!"
"But of course," Aya said, not the least bit repentant. "Who else would be devious enough?"
"I hate you!" Aya-chan screamed. "And get out, so I can change."
With that, Aya and his camera crew was unceremoniously thrown out of the room. A close-up view of Aya's laughing face flashed on the screen before the TV went blank.
~End Movie~
Yohji shut the TVS and ejected the video. His mind is still in a state of shock. A happy Aya is something Yohji never thought he'd see.
In a dazed state, he stripped and went to bed. His dreams circled around a grinning face and sparkling amethyst eyes.
End Chapter 1
Well, how do you like it, minna-san? Hope you enjoyed it! And REVIEW! But please don't flame
