Chapter 2:
Inuyashas Bitchantress:
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Still unconsious~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
She didn't know what to tell him. She figured they all hit their head but that was unlikely. Sure she loved Inuyasha, sure she would have jumped at the chance to 'get busy' but she could. She didn't want to alarm them either...in their mental state no telling what they would do to her. "No thanx Inuyasha i'm still uh...worn out....." Her voice was shaky she was trying to sound as confident as she normally would but it was hard to even speak. 'maybe i feel through the well......Maybe i took a wrong turn....Do i even turn when i travel through there?' Her mind raced her thoughts as she was trying to firgure a way to get the hell out of there.
A couple minutes and alot of smoking later Master Pimp Sesshomaru and Diddyasha directed their heads towards the rustling brush. Out stepped Sesshomaru and Miroku. Oddly she was taller then him and she was PREGNANT!??!?! She had hardly let Miroku look at her let along screw her. Suddenly her ears were invaded with s horrible sound it was Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. "Miroku WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP." Their voice in unison was enough to make a full blown transformed Youkia beg for silence. That was what she thought until she heard Miroku pulling a Carson (yes from TRL...you know..trying to be cool but failing.) "Hey my homie. Whats up in da' house? Getting yo booty? Fo' rizzle everyone knows this brotha is. Heeeeeyy Hooooo Yey YEA!" Kagome could have cried hearing Miroku it was that funny. "Who's the girl? Diddya." (Diddy-ya) Kagome looked over at Miroku who was know looking down on her. "Hey yo thats Virginity." Inuyasha probably didn't even know what he was talking about. "Virginity huh? Dat' her name or her status?" She could have just knocked Miroku out right there if she didn't fear for her life. These basket cases were giving her a headache. "Hey yo it's both....No need to raise your voice dog..Let be cool." Sesshomaru was as usual high and had no clue to what he was saying. "Hey yo i could be a poet man like that one guy over there." Sesshomaru point to a tree."He is so poetic."
That night when Kagome had suffered though a whole day of listening to them Kagome want to take a bath and go to sleep. Maybe this was a dream..... But it was so real . "Yo Baby get yo fine ass ova herre." Kagome had to resist the urge to sit Inuyasha. She didn't even think she could. He had the necklass but was the word still sit? She didn't know. She walked over to Diddyasha and silently made her presence known. "Yo girl. You are no longer my problem. Sesshomaru yo we have a deal yo.you got the stuff man?" Kagome only party understood Diddya. Something about stuff and no problem."Great man. She is yours. Yo i got the betta deal man givin up you finest weed for her."
Sesshomaru grabbed Kagome by the wrist and pulled her up to his face. "What do you do? Hey yo do you swallow?" Kagome became disqusted with Sesshomaru. "Look uh Master P. Sesshomaru...."She was cut of by him."Nah girl you can call me Lova Man. Girl i be ya supahero" Before Kagome even had a chance to turn her head to pretendly 'barf' Sesshomaru passout. Probably from all the alcohol in his system. She sat on the ground keeping her eyes open as long as she could before she eventually drifted into sleep.
The next morning Sesshomaru had awaken and noticed his Virginity was gone. ( im talking about Kagome for all the hentai's who think she did something with him) She could feel the vibes coming off 'Lova Man' In the morning he planned to have his way with her, and there was no way she could stop him. He was too strong and sexy and his hair was just so long and gorgeous...I wonder what else is long and gorgeoud....( *nakashima snaps back to reality* Sorry about that oh yeah where was i ) Kagome had to get out of there before he tried to do something. She put 2 and 2 together. 1. Inuyasha didnt want to do her 2. Sesshomaru did. 3.Get Inuyasha to take her back so she can figure out what the hell is going on! Then it hit it SEDUCTION....but he was so repulsive. Sure his hair was nice and he was VERY sexy but he didn't bathe and he smelled like Souta's feet.....Which smelled really bad...He doesnt wash between his toes!
Kagome followed Diddyasha to the spring where he was smoking his stash away from Sesshomaru. "Diddyasha? Baby? Where are you?" Kagome was trying her best to sound like a slut which to her suprise wasn't hard ( hmmmm imagine that!) "Hey yo Virginity! come over herre and slide ya self in Diddy's lap.!" Inuyasha was high..or drunk either way he looked like he couldn't tell a man or a woman apart. Kagome cooked a plan.....but right then it didnt involve Inuyasha.
Kagome caught up with Miroku who was beginning to leave kinda...He was so high... (how high was he!) He was so high he was screwing a tree and calling it Hunny. (sango). Kagome went up to Miroku with a drawing. Two circles and two dots in the center. "Miroku? Miroku you like what you see?" Indeed he did as he stopped pounding the tree. "If you do then wait here for me." He did what she said hoping to get some action from the yound woman. Kagome went back to Inuyasha with the same drawing. and did the same thing.....She went to Miroku agian "Miroku you want me as much as i want you. So whilst sex you may not talk at all....or i will uh bury your weed and uh set your alcohol to sea. Am i clear?" Miroku nodded at Kagome. "Good then follow me.." She led Miroku to the spring where Diddyasha had been. She dis-robed Miroku and told Inuyasha to get naked. and he did. She sent Miroku over to Inuyasha reminding him not to speak. Diddyasha grabed Miroku thinking it was Kagome and they began to kiss. ( Eeeeeeeew major!!!!gag gag "cough" Cough") Kagome, the poor thing, had to stay and watch what was going on so she could in a was persuade Diddyasha to take her back AND to make him think he was screwing her and no Miroku. It worked her plan worked.....Inuyasha screwed Miroku and agreed to take back Kagome.
Now all she had to do was try to figure out where the hell she was and this was extremely hard considering Diddyasha kept wanting more sex and Miroku kept trying to leave. She could keep this up for long. Eventually Inuyasha would find out it was Miroku and not Kagome. She had finally figured out a plan which would solve everything!!! She was going to........
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nakashima: Muwahahaha i am such an evil person.....not for the ending but for Inuyasha....Do you all know how hard it was to write that...My poor Inuyasha......... I've firgured this out this will only be a 6 chapter story.
Next Chapter: Taking it in the rear
Inuyashas Bitchantress:
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Still unconsious~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
She didn't know what to tell him. She figured they all hit their head but that was unlikely. Sure she loved Inuyasha, sure she would have jumped at the chance to 'get busy' but she could. She didn't want to alarm them either...in their mental state no telling what they would do to her. "No thanx Inuyasha i'm still uh...worn out....." Her voice was shaky she was trying to sound as confident as she normally would but it was hard to even speak. 'maybe i feel through the well......Maybe i took a wrong turn....Do i even turn when i travel through there?' Her mind raced her thoughts as she was trying to firgure a way to get the hell out of there.
A couple minutes and alot of smoking later Master Pimp Sesshomaru and Diddyasha directed their heads towards the rustling brush. Out stepped Sesshomaru and Miroku. Oddly she was taller then him and she was PREGNANT!??!?! She had hardly let Miroku look at her let along screw her. Suddenly her ears were invaded with s horrible sound it was Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. "Miroku WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP." Their voice in unison was enough to make a full blown transformed Youkia beg for silence. That was what she thought until she heard Miroku pulling a Carson (yes from TRL...you know..trying to be cool but failing.) "Hey my homie. Whats up in da' house? Getting yo booty? Fo' rizzle everyone knows this brotha is. Heeeeeyy Hooooo Yey YEA!" Kagome could have cried hearing Miroku it was that funny. "Who's the girl? Diddya." (Diddy-ya) Kagome looked over at Miroku who was know looking down on her. "Hey yo thats Virginity." Inuyasha probably didn't even know what he was talking about. "Virginity huh? Dat' her name or her status?" She could have just knocked Miroku out right there if she didn't fear for her life. These basket cases were giving her a headache. "Hey yo it's both....No need to raise your voice dog..Let be cool." Sesshomaru was as usual high and had no clue to what he was saying. "Hey yo i could be a poet man like that one guy over there." Sesshomaru point to a tree."He is so poetic."
That night when Kagome had suffered though a whole day of listening to them Kagome want to take a bath and go to sleep. Maybe this was a dream..... But it was so real . "Yo Baby get yo fine ass ova herre." Kagome had to resist the urge to sit Inuyasha. She didn't even think she could. He had the necklass but was the word still sit? She didn't know. She walked over to Diddyasha and silently made her presence known. "Yo girl. You are no longer my problem. Sesshomaru yo we have a deal yo.you got the stuff man?" Kagome only party understood Diddya. Something about stuff and no problem."Great man. She is yours. Yo i got the betta deal man givin up you finest weed for her."
Sesshomaru grabbed Kagome by the wrist and pulled her up to his face. "What do you do? Hey yo do you swallow?" Kagome became disqusted with Sesshomaru. "Look uh Master P. Sesshomaru...."She was cut of by him."Nah girl you can call me Lova Man. Girl i be ya supahero" Before Kagome even had a chance to turn her head to pretendly 'barf' Sesshomaru passout. Probably from all the alcohol in his system. She sat on the ground keeping her eyes open as long as she could before she eventually drifted into sleep.
The next morning Sesshomaru had awaken and noticed his Virginity was gone. ( im talking about Kagome for all the hentai's who think she did something with him) She could feel the vibes coming off 'Lova Man' In the morning he planned to have his way with her, and there was no way she could stop him. He was too strong and sexy and his hair was just so long and gorgeous...I wonder what else is long and gorgeoud....( *nakashima snaps back to reality* Sorry about that oh yeah where was i ) Kagome had to get out of there before he tried to do something. She put 2 and 2 together. 1. Inuyasha didnt want to do her 2. Sesshomaru did. 3.Get Inuyasha to take her back so she can figure out what the hell is going on! Then it hit it SEDUCTION....but he was so repulsive. Sure his hair was nice and he was VERY sexy but he didn't bathe and he smelled like Souta's feet.....Which smelled really bad...He doesnt wash between his toes!
Kagome followed Diddyasha to the spring where he was smoking his stash away from Sesshomaru. "Diddyasha? Baby? Where are you?" Kagome was trying her best to sound like a slut which to her suprise wasn't hard ( hmmmm imagine that!) "Hey yo Virginity! come over herre and slide ya self in Diddy's lap.!" Inuyasha was high..or drunk either way he looked like he couldn't tell a man or a woman apart. Kagome cooked a plan.....but right then it didnt involve Inuyasha.
Kagome caught up with Miroku who was beginning to leave kinda...He was so high... (how high was he!) He was so high he was screwing a tree and calling it Hunny. (sango). Kagome went up to Miroku with a drawing. Two circles and two dots in the center. "Miroku? Miroku you like what you see?" Indeed he did as he stopped pounding the tree. "If you do then wait here for me." He did what she said hoping to get some action from the yound woman. Kagome went back to Inuyasha with the same drawing. and did the same thing.....She went to Miroku agian "Miroku you want me as much as i want you. So whilst sex you may not talk at all....or i will uh bury your weed and uh set your alcohol to sea. Am i clear?" Miroku nodded at Kagome. "Good then follow me.." She led Miroku to the spring where Diddyasha had been. She dis-robed Miroku and told Inuyasha to get naked. and he did. She sent Miroku over to Inuyasha reminding him not to speak. Diddyasha grabed Miroku thinking it was Kagome and they began to kiss. ( Eeeeeeeew major!!!!gag gag "cough" Cough") Kagome, the poor thing, had to stay and watch what was going on so she could in a was persuade Diddyasha to take her back AND to make him think he was screwing her and no Miroku. It worked her plan worked.....Inuyasha screwed Miroku and agreed to take back Kagome.
Now all she had to do was try to figure out where the hell she was and this was extremely hard considering Diddyasha kept wanting more sex and Miroku kept trying to leave. She could keep this up for long. Eventually Inuyasha would find out it was Miroku and not Kagome. She had finally figured out a plan which would solve everything!!! She was going to........
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nakashima: Muwahahaha i am such an evil person.....not for the ending but for Inuyasha....Do you all know how hard it was to write that...My poor Inuyasha......... I've firgured this out this will only be a 6 chapter story.
Next Chapter: Taking it in the rear
