Next Chapter: Taking it in the rear
Kagome opened her eyes and peered around the clearing. Above her Inuyasha was looking down. He was in his pimp suit which ment he had taken a bathe. Kagome took a moment to stop and thank kami for that. Atleast he wasn't in his tye dyed kimono....Now he was in a Pink leather aligator suit and grean aligator shoes with a bright orange leather hat with a pink feather. This was tacky because it just didnt match i mean come on leather and alligator? Then she realized something. Inuyasha wasn't just standing there looking at her he was looking down her shirt! One quick movement and she hit Inuyasha so hard that his face was beeting red. "Inuyasha! Sit!" She said the words clearly but nothing happened..."sit! Sit! SIt! SIT! SIIIIIIIIT!" Hunny (sango for those who dont remeber) who was sitting by the tree got up to see why the hell her fella hoe was yellin'. "Yo girl. Howz it hangin....Or in your case....Howz he hangin'?" For some unknown reason Hunny was laughing uncontrollably like what she said was funny. "Hey yo i am like a dick or somethin' I just keep CUMin!!" Agian more uncontrolled laughter roared from her once friend. "Yo Virginity, girl why you yellin sit. You know we had it changed....... You got to go tap dat ass if you want him to slam into da ground....Do' i dont know why...You gonna ruin his pretty face girl."..Kagome was in shock..She had to 'tap his ass'? Wait didn't that mean that the beads were probably up in his......She really didnt want to think about it.
After a while Kagome decided it wasn't worth having to touch 'Diddyasha' there...INUyasha of course she would, but NEVER DIDDyasha. "Sango?" Kagome now trying to figure out why she had the beads on him in this twisted world, but for some reason Sango won't answer her. "Ummmm.... Hunny?" Hunny turned around and glanced at Kagome. "Hey Virginity, wanna come light up some of dat shit ova thurr?" Already feeling sick from Hunny's joint Kagome thought not. "I was wondering....I think i uh.....smoked? YEA i smoked too much last night and i ...uh can't remeber why Inu- Diddyasha has the beads...You know the ones that kinda let me control him." Hunny taken aback that Kagome even thought about smoking without her and did smoke with out her hurt her feelings. "Yo dats wack.... Lightin a joint without me yo, but if ya wantsta know iz bacause YOU said he was gettin to hard to handle durin your little trips when he becomes that sexxxy darked haired man with that nice chest and those gorgeous set of twins....." HUNNY started to drift off into a trance.."Uh S-Hunny? Are you ok?"..."Yea yo im fine dog."
It had been almost an hour since she left Sango who repeatedly started drifting into the trances about Diddyasha. 'Maybe tonight if Diddyasha wants some boota i can hook his ass up wit Hunny.....Man he could ride her...' Kagome cut off her thoughts. "GREAT! I'm starting to speak like them." Screaming into the night air probably wasn't a good thing to do but she couldn't help it..This was beyond stupid and idiotic. She wanted to run away..but fending for herself in a world she knew nothing about.....would prove it would be too much of a challenge, so she had to stay.
As the day went on most of them avoided her, except for Miroku. That hentai was all over her all day. It was then that she noticed...Everyone was acting like they normally do just more into the extremes.......Sango was still her friend...Miroku still a hentai.... Inuyasha still liked her.....AND if Sesshomaru wasn't ALWAYS high i'd bet he would fight with Inuyasha. Of course they were wearing different items. Inuyasha and his pimp suit along with Sesshomaru and Miroku all in ugly colors.... Pink/green/orange for Inuyasha. Purple/Black/and red for Miroku and Sesshomaru was worst of all Yellow/Teal/Silver....Not just his hair...That was in an affro with a comb to the side......Inuyasha's was breaded and Miroku's was braided and beaded. Sango always could be found in a tight skirt and a tight shirt....It ALWAYS had sparkles and feather.
Oh Kami!!! Being so caught up in what was going on Kagome didn't notice what she was wearing...Almost as if afraid to look Kagome peered at her reflection in the water......."AHHHH! What in the name of the dildo am i wearing!!!" Then all of the sudden like on instinct she heard Sango yelling at her. "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MINE...LAST TIME YOU LOST IT!!" Still getting over from the shock of wearing a mini skirt, platform heals and a sequined halter top bikini, Kagome leaned agianst a tree.
From up above the tree she heard a little girl giggle......and a man. Moving the branches she saw Rin and Shippo? He was purring something into her ear. Before looking down at Kagome. "Hey baby. Nice rack. And dont you know you cant sneak up on the Sex Machine and his woman like that?" Shippo's voice was no longer sweet and cute it was deep and sounded like a sober Sesshomaru." Hey yo mack daddy it's all good. I gots to go see my doggy daddy yo for some of dat dough he got in his pocket yo."Rin though sounded... well she didn't know she had never heard Rin before. Jumping out of the tree Rin rans towards camp where she could find Sesshomaru...or atleast she could find someone.
Kagome opened her eyes and peered around the clearing. Above her Inuyasha was looking down. He was in his pimp suit which ment he had taken a bathe. Kagome took a moment to stop and thank kami for that. Atleast he wasn't in his tye dyed kimono....Now he was in a Pink leather aligator suit and grean aligator shoes with a bright orange leather hat with a pink feather. This was tacky because it just didnt match i mean come on leather and alligator? Then she realized something. Inuyasha wasn't just standing there looking at her he was looking down her shirt! One quick movement and she hit Inuyasha so hard that his face was beeting red. "Inuyasha! Sit!" She said the words clearly but nothing happened..."sit! Sit! SIt! SIT! SIIIIIIIIT!" Hunny (sango for those who dont remeber) who was sitting by the tree got up to see why the hell her fella hoe was yellin'. "Yo girl. Howz it hangin....Or in your case....Howz he hangin'?" For some unknown reason Hunny was laughing uncontrollably like what she said was funny. "Hey yo i am like a dick or somethin' I just keep CUMin!!" Agian more uncontrolled laughter roared from her once friend. "Yo Virginity, girl why you yellin sit. You know we had it changed....... You got to go tap dat ass if you want him to slam into da ground....Do' i dont know why...You gonna ruin his pretty face girl."..Kagome was in shock..She had to 'tap his ass'? Wait didn't that mean that the beads were probably up in his......She really didnt want to think about it.
After a while Kagome decided it wasn't worth having to touch 'Diddyasha' there...INUyasha of course she would, but NEVER DIDDyasha. "Sango?" Kagome now trying to figure out why she had the beads on him in this twisted world, but for some reason Sango won't answer her. "Ummmm.... Hunny?" Hunny turned around and glanced at Kagome. "Hey Virginity, wanna come light up some of dat shit ova thurr?" Already feeling sick from Hunny's joint Kagome thought not. "I was wondering....I think i uh.....smoked? YEA i smoked too much last night and i ...uh can't remeber why Inu- Diddyasha has the beads...You know the ones that kinda let me control him." Hunny taken aback that Kagome even thought about smoking without her and did smoke with out her hurt her feelings. "Yo dats wack.... Lightin a joint without me yo, but if ya wantsta know iz bacause YOU said he was gettin to hard to handle durin your little trips when he becomes that sexxxy darked haired man with that nice chest and those gorgeous set of twins....." HUNNY started to drift off into a trance.."Uh S-Hunny? Are you ok?"..."Yea yo im fine dog."
It had been almost an hour since she left Sango who repeatedly started drifting into the trances about Diddyasha. 'Maybe tonight if Diddyasha wants some boota i can hook his ass up wit Hunny.....Man he could ride her...' Kagome cut off her thoughts. "GREAT! I'm starting to speak like them." Screaming into the night air probably wasn't a good thing to do but she couldn't help it..This was beyond stupid and idiotic. She wanted to run away..but fending for herself in a world she knew nothing about.....would prove it would be too much of a challenge, so she had to stay.
As the day went on most of them avoided her, except for Miroku. That hentai was all over her all day. It was then that she noticed...Everyone was acting like they normally do just more into the extremes.......Sango was still her friend...Miroku still a hentai.... Inuyasha still liked her.....AND if Sesshomaru wasn't ALWAYS high i'd bet he would fight with Inuyasha. Of course they were wearing different items. Inuyasha and his pimp suit along with Sesshomaru and Miroku all in ugly colors.... Pink/green/orange for Inuyasha. Purple/Black/and red for Miroku and Sesshomaru was worst of all Yellow/Teal/Silver....Not just his hair...That was in an affro with a comb to the side......Inuyasha's was breaded and Miroku's was braided and beaded. Sango always could be found in a tight skirt and a tight shirt....It ALWAYS had sparkles and feather.
Oh Kami!!! Being so caught up in what was going on Kagome didn't notice what she was wearing...Almost as if afraid to look Kagome peered at her reflection in the water......."AHHHH! What in the name of the dildo am i wearing!!!" Then all of the sudden like on instinct she heard Sango yelling at her. "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MINE...LAST TIME YOU LOST IT!!" Still getting over from the shock of wearing a mini skirt, platform heals and a sequined halter top bikini, Kagome leaned agianst a tree.
From up above the tree she heard a little girl giggle......and a man. Moving the branches she saw Rin and Shippo? He was purring something into her ear. Before looking down at Kagome. "Hey baby. Nice rack. And dont you know you cant sneak up on the Sex Machine and his woman like that?" Shippo's voice was no longer sweet and cute it was deep and sounded like a sober Sesshomaru." Hey yo mack daddy it's all good. I gots to go see my doggy daddy yo for some of dat dough he got in his pocket yo."Rin though sounded... well she didn't know she had never heard Rin before. Jumping out of the tree Rin rans towards camp where she could find Sesshomaru...or atleast she could find someone.
