Authors Note: Sorry for not updatingI've been caught up with two stories.
"Drinkin' Dark Whisky" Hilariously funny i mean for a one shot....Just read
it it's by Samantha-1234 or something like that. AND "Kisses and Caresses"
by like Lasko or something. But i will try to keep updating. Remember
though this is only a 6 chapter story! My best friend Samantha will be in
this Story. Nozomi which means hope im Japanese She will be Kouga's and
Miki which means beautiful tree is no one just a character. Did you know
that Kaede in Japanese means maple leaf?
Chapter 4
Realization
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Kagome on the verge of a break down,started to realize...This was reality, just a bit more intensified. Everyone liked who they always did, just showing it more. She has been feeling an uncontrollable urge to in lack of better terms 'have Inuyasha jam himself into her'. At first she thought it was just gas. (For this next part PRETEND Britney Spears was real in Kagome's time) She had Britney's song 'Toxic' Stuck in her head.
Walking back to camp Inuyasha was sitting in a lawn chair buck naked! Kagome couldn't help it if her eye's wondered his delicous body. "See something you like Kagome." His voice brought her from her hentai thoughts. He was right infront of her. O.M.G. Was he fine or what! (O.M.G.--Oh My Gosh). She just couldn't do it, it was a never ending battle. 'Must resist tempations. Too. Strong. Cant. Hold. On. Must. Kiss. Inuyasha. NOW!' Her thoughts were never so perverted. She couldnt stop herself. Her lips crashed agianst his in what seemed like a second was an hour. Usually It would be the guys hand who traveled the body but Kagome couldn't stop herself she did want to wait for him. Its like saying if the Groom doesn't like the wedding he cant come. It just wouldn't happen unless she did something.
Sesshomaru and Sango had their little affair that day too. She made him a deal. Get sober and they fuck. Stay drunk and she will stay clothed. It was that simple. Sesshomaru managed to stay sober for about 3 seconds. So he sulked in the lightest place possible.....Usually you go to a dark place but he was so fucked up (HOW FUCKED UP WAS HE) He was so fucked up he would have screwed a doughnut. ( For all you people who have done that.....call me ;).....kidding......Take a joke man thats gross.....Doughtnuts are really cool)
Hours later Kagome awoken majorly freaked out as what she just did flooded her mind. "Kagome, yo, whats up babe your were like totally worse then the otha night yo?" This wouldn't have been so bad if he would just stop talking... Seriously he sounded like a white Milli Vanilli (Lip synching group that is done now) Wait a minute who cares what he sounded like! SHE JUST SCREWED INUYASHA! Oh Kami she had to get out of there NOW!. "Hey Kagome still sleeping with that half breed? You know i can get you better." Kouga? Great what more did she need! Although it was refreshing to hear something other than 'yo' or 'virginity' which EVERYONE here was calling her.
Dressed and Bathed Kagome was talking to Nozomi and short, burgundy, blued eyed girl. She had a jewel in her forhead. Not a shikon jewel, just a diamond of some sort, It may have been cubic zirconia. "You know if you want to take a little "walk" with Kouga i wont mind. I might actually have to take a little "walk" with Inuyasha? Talk about sexy." Kagome was really pissed at this. Fag or not Inuyasha was hers!...Even if he did sleep with Miroku! "I dont think so....Besides it would be fair.....Inuyasha couldn't find the hole last night....If ya know what i mean." (Sorry Samantha i HAD to do it.....REMEMBER revenge is sweet) Kagome was a very jealous person. "Well, still i'm going to "walk" with Inuyasha tonight...I can show him how it's really done....amatuer" This was the last straw with Kagome. "Bitch, no you did. Its goin down now." Kagome jumped across the table and wrapped her hands around Nozomi's throat. Whilast choking her Kagome noticed a button or something on the back of her throat. By that time they had a audience of Kouga, Inuyasha, Miroku AND Sesshomaru. Kagome hit the button and Nozomi deflated? She was a blow up doll? "What in the name of the dildo.." Kagome was cut off by Sango. "TOLS' YOU KAGOME KEEP Yo HANDS OFF MINE......IT'S IN USE RIGHT NOW!" She shuddered at the though of what Sango was doing.........
Kouga udderly embaressed ran off into the forest and of course Kagome followed. "Kouga i'm sorry i didnt know!" Before she could reach him some one grabed her from behind.....Naraku? Dressed in a dress!?! A pink silk ball gown and MAKEUP! Oh this was too much. Kagome busted up laughing. Quickly silenced by french manicured nails gripping her throat. "Shut up hunny. I'm not going to hurt you my sweety." He strained his voice so make it sound like a womans......this made Kagome laugh agian, and this time he..uh she dropped her to the ground. Kagome hit the ground with a thud.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Kagome awoken from her slumbering sleep...coma_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
She opened her eyes expecting to see Naraku but she didnt. She saw Inuyasha and Miroku and Sango staring down at her. She also saw that Sesshomaru was leaving? On a cloud with Rin and Jakken. That means Inuyasha spared his life! "Kagome? Kagome are you ok? He hit you pretty hard." It was almost refreshing to hear Sango's old normal voice. Then remember her adventurous dream and everything everyone said done and wore, she bust up laughing!. To think she would really sleep with Inuyasha, and he would let Miroku chase her. "Uh...Kagome are you alright?" Inuyasha sounded so heavenly! She had been listening to him for what seemed 3 days which was really like 3 minute, but still he sounded alot better right now! She though her arms around him, she couldn't help but kiss him. Falling over after she let go of him Inuyasha turned bright red. Then Kagome walked over to Miroku slapped him in the face then kissed him. She was both happy and pissed to see him.
She told Sango everything that happened even about her and Inuyasha. Which Sango told Inuyasha and everytime he looks at Kagome she smiles at him and he laughs. In a way Kagome REALLY whats to know whats wrong but it too shy to ask....What if he knows? Now that Kagome was ok they were looking for shards agian. Inuyasha pulled her into a clearing where no one else was. He pulled her real close. Her chest flush agianst his. He looked into her eyes. Kissed her softly, slide sweet kisses down her neck, then when he was sure she was turned on he whispered into her ear. "Kagome?" "Hmm?" This was the big moment. "Was i any good? Did i make you scream?" Inuyasha backed away from Kagome. Processing her thoughts she realized. HE KNEW THEY SCREWED IN HER DREAM! "Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs as Inuyasha busted up laughing." Kagome walked over to Inuyasha grabbed his manhood in her hand caressed it, until it was hard. Rubbed her chest agianst his, threw it in his face, rubbed his ear, then whispered ever so slightly so only he could hear. "Too bad you weren't there because it was your only chance." Kagome let go of everything then turned around and began to run. Inuyasha could feel that Kagome was teasing him, but he couldn't stop her it felt so good......No matter he could catch her......Then he would get pay back......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Nakashima: Dont worry it's not over yet. not untill chapter 7.....It is only a 6chapter STORY but chapter 2 is just info so techinically it will be chapter 7........When does the funny stop you ask? It will stop with the last chapter! Next Chapter:::: Seductive Teasing...........MAY contain a Little tiny itsy bitsy lemon....actually it may not! Trust me it's already finished and trust me Julia read it and omg i thought she was going to die of laughter
Chapter 4
Realization
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~FAST ASLEEP~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kagome on the verge of a break down,started to realize...This was reality, just a bit more intensified. Everyone liked who they always did, just showing it more. She has been feeling an uncontrollable urge to in lack of better terms 'have Inuyasha jam himself into her'. At first she thought it was just gas. (For this next part PRETEND Britney Spears was real in Kagome's time) She had Britney's song 'Toxic' Stuck in her head.
Walking back to camp Inuyasha was sitting in a lawn chair buck naked! Kagome couldn't help it if her eye's wondered his delicous body. "See something you like Kagome." His voice brought her from her hentai thoughts. He was right infront of her. O.M.G. Was he fine or what! (O.M.G.--Oh My Gosh). She just couldn't do it, it was a never ending battle. 'Must resist tempations. Too. Strong. Cant. Hold. On. Must. Kiss. Inuyasha. NOW!' Her thoughts were never so perverted. She couldnt stop herself. Her lips crashed agianst his in what seemed like a second was an hour. Usually It would be the guys hand who traveled the body but Kagome couldn't stop herself she did want to wait for him. Its like saying if the Groom doesn't like the wedding he cant come. It just wouldn't happen unless she did something.
Sesshomaru and Sango had their little affair that day too. She made him a deal. Get sober and they fuck. Stay drunk and she will stay clothed. It was that simple. Sesshomaru managed to stay sober for about 3 seconds. So he sulked in the lightest place possible.....Usually you go to a dark place but he was so fucked up (HOW FUCKED UP WAS HE) He was so fucked up he would have screwed a doughnut. ( For all you people who have done that.....call me ;).....kidding......Take a joke man thats gross.....Doughtnuts are really cool)
Hours later Kagome awoken majorly freaked out as what she just did flooded her mind. "Kagome, yo, whats up babe your were like totally worse then the otha night yo?" This wouldn't have been so bad if he would just stop talking... Seriously he sounded like a white Milli Vanilli (Lip synching group that is done now) Wait a minute who cares what he sounded like! SHE JUST SCREWED INUYASHA! Oh Kami she had to get out of there NOW!. "Hey Kagome still sleeping with that half breed? You know i can get you better." Kouga? Great what more did she need! Although it was refreshing to hear something other than 'yo' or 'virginity' which EVERYONE here was calling her.
Dressed and Bathed Kagome was talking to Nozomi and short, burgundy, blued eyed girl. She had a jewel in her forhead. Not a shikon jewel, just a diamond of some sort, It may have been cubic zirconia. "You know if you want to take a little "walk" with Kouga i wont mind. I might actually have to take a little "walk" with Inuyasha? Talk about sexy." Kagome was really pissed at this. Fag or not Inuyasha was hers!...Even if he did sleep with Miroku! "I dont think so....Besides it would be fair.....Inuyasha couldn't find the hole last night....If ya know what i mean." (Sorry Samantha i HAD to do it.....REMEMBER revenge is sweet) Kagome was a very jealous person. "Well, still i'm going to "walk" with Inuyasha tonight...I can show him how it's really done....amatuer" This was the last straw with Kagome. "Bitch, no you did. Its goin down now." Kagome jumped across the table and wrapped her hands around Nozomi's throat. Whilast choking her Kagome noticed a button or something on the back of her throat. By that time they had a audience of Kouga, Inuyasha, Miroku AND Sesshomaru. Kagome hit the button and Nozomi deflated? She was a blow up doll? "What in the name of the dildo.." Kagome was cut off by Sango. "TOLS' YOU KAGOME KEEP Yo HANDS OFF MINE......IT'S IN USE RIGHT NOW!" She shuddered at the though of what Sango was doing.........
Kouga udderly embaressed ran off into the forest and of course Kagome followed. "Kouga i'm sorry i didnt know!" Before she could reach him some one grabed her from behind.....Naraku? Dressed in a dress!?! A pink silk ball gown and MAKEUP! Oh this was too much. Kagome busted up laughing. Quickly silenced by french manicured nails gripping her throat. "Shut up hunny. I'm not going to hurt you my sweety." He strained his voice so make it sound like a womans......this made Kagome laugh agian, and this time he..uh she dropped her to the ground. Kagome hit the ground with a thud.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Kagome awoken from her slumbering sleep...coma_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
She opened her eyes expecting to see Naraku but she didnt. She saw Inuyasha and Miroku and Sango staring down at her. She also saw that Sesshomaru was leaving? On a cloud with Rin and Jakken. That means Inuyasha spared his life! "Kagome? Kagome are you ok? He hit you pretty hard." It was almost refreshing to hear Sango's old normal voice. Then remember her adventurous dream and everything everyone said done and wore, she bust up laughing!. To think she would really sleep with Inuyasha, and he would let Miroku chase her. "Uh...Kagome are you alright?" Inuyasha sounded so heavenly! She had been listening to him for what seemed 3 days which was really like 3 minute, but still he sounded alot better right now! She though her arms around him, she couldn't help but kiss him. Falling over after she let go of him Inuyasha turned bright red. Then Kagome walked over to Miroku slapped him in the face then kissed him. She was both happy and pissed to see him.
She told Sango everything that happened even about her and Inuyasha. Which Sango told Inuyasha and everytime he looks at Kagome she smiles at him and he laughs. In a way Kagome REALLY whats to know whats wrong but it too shy to ask....What if he knows? Now that Kagome was ok they were looking for shards agian. Inuyasha pulled her into a clearing where no one else was. He pulled her real close. Her chest flush agianst his. He looked into her eyes. Kissed her softly, slide sweet kisses down her neck, then when he was sure she was turned on he whispered into her ear. "Kagome?" "Hmm?" This was the big moment. "Was i any good? Did i make you scream?" Inuyasha backed away from Kagome. Processing her thoughts she realized. HE KNEW THEY SCREWED IN HER DREAM! "Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs as Inuyasha busted up laughing." Kagome walked over to Inuyasha grabbed his manhood in her hand caressed it, until it was hard. Rubbed her chest agianst his, threw it in his face, rubbed his ear, then whispered ever so slightly so only he could hear. "Too bad you weren't there because it was your only chance." Kagome let go of everything then turned around and began to run. Inuyasha could feel that Kagome was teasing him, but he couldn't stop her it felt so good......No matter he could catch her......Then he would get pay back......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Nakashima: Dont worry it's not over yet. not untill chapter 7.....It is only a 6chapter STORY but chapter 2 is just info so techinically it will be chapter 7........When does the funny stop you ask? It will stop with the last chapter! Next Chapter:::: Seductive Teasing...........MAY contain a Little tiny itsy bitsy lemon....actually it may not! Trust me it's already finished and trust me Julia read it and omg i thought she was going to die of laughter
