Death of Kenshin

Amy (Keni): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sarina: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! InuYasha is better than Kenshin. Keni: So not. Sarina: So so. Keni: But I LOVE KENSHIN! YOU HORRIBLE WENCH! (No offence to fellow author)
Continue to argue Sarina: Wait, shouldn't we be doing our story thing now. Keni: Yea, but Kenshin is better. Sarina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kenshin sucks. (Not really, but ok...) Keni: Ok how about they both are good. Sarina: O.K. But InuYasha is gooder. Jan: Not again.
(Fight scene already started, stupid us) Keni: Yes, we love to argue. Sarina: Yes we do. Keni: O.K., Time to start the story.
Kenshin is backed into a corner, unarmed, as InuYasha moves in for the
kill. InuYasha: Any last words pitiful mortal. Kenshin: I will have revenge. InuYasha: Not if I can help it or Miroku for that matter. InuYasha claws out Kenshin's heart and Kenshin dies instantly. Miroku then sucks Kenshin through his wind tunnel, and Kenshin flies backstage where
Keni catches him and runs away. (Wink-Wink)
In Modern Tokyo Japan a similar scene is going on... Kaoru now has Kagome
pinned in a corner and is screaming at her. Kaoru: YOU LITTLE BLEEP, YOUR BLEEPING BOYFRIEND KILLED KENSHIN!!!!!! Kagome: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!! Kaoru: OH WELL WENCH, YOU DIE!!!!!!! (Pulls out kunai and kills Kagome.) Kagome: You little wench, I will have revenge...(Dies)