Author thoughts: They like me They really like me......Thanx to everyone who has me on their author alert lists....i would list them but my copy paste is messed up....Along with my spell check as you all know....Lol i dont think my friend liked being a blow up doll.....WARNING: THIS CHAPTER WILL GIVE YOU "UT.L.S" UNTOXIC LAUGHING SYNDROME .......this condition can scare parents..may want to used beano..may cause icky farting

Chapter 5?

Seductive Teasing

Inuyasha sniffed the air, he was hott on Kagome's trail but in an attempt to throw him off she went in alot of circles and turns. "Kouga" The smell made Inuyasha's stomach churn.....'Doesnt that bastard know what a bathe is?' Stopping Inuyasha checked around him to see if anyone was there. When the coast was clear he sniffed his arm pit to make sure he didnt smell like that. He didn't thank neptune....

Kagome ran as fast and as quite as she could. Inuyasha couldn't find her. Not now..Maybe later....When it's dark..She had some things she would like to hide from him....She didn't shave her pits and it was noticable in day light. 'Wait a second...That sounds like Kouga!" She was always happy to see Kouga even if it did creep her out...The whole love thing and all. "Kouga? Is that you?" Kagome pushed her way through the bushes. It was Kouga alright. And Nozomi? The blow up doll from her dream! 'It's ok Kagome dont laugh. Dont. laugh. resist it....Maybe i can just check to see if it is.....Kouga...blow up doll....with holes.....dont laugh' Kagome tried her best not to laugh but it wasn't good enough. As soon as Kouga said hi to her she busted upo laughing...Her sides ached and her face was going numb. "Kagome meet..." Kagome cut him off "Nozomi? Hi im Kagome...Kouga's love." Kouga got a scared look on his face as if Nozomi was going to scream at him. "Really..Well i dont.....AHH" Kagome knocked Nozomi right in the kisser. Switched her to her back and checked her neck for a button.....Which she didn't find. (THEN THE EVIL CHIPMUNK MINIONS HOLDING NAKASHIMA JUMPED IN AND KILLED KOUGA!!!!! no im just kidding) "uh...Sorry Nozomi i thought...uh...Nozomi?" She was staying straight behind Kagome. And had been like that since Kagome helped her off the ground..."Nozomi are you ok?" Kagome was starting to freak out..."Kagome, Introduce me to that god!" Kagome turned around and saw Inuyasha

"Inuyasha? You want to know Inuyasha......." leaning over to Nozomi she whispered in her ear. "he's gay" Confused look flashed over her eyes. "He's what? What is ...jay?" Kagome decided it wasn't worth it. "Hi Inuyasha...This is Nozomi she is with Kouga." Kagome ran over to Inuyasha and whisper 'kiss me' In his ear. Then in an attempt to make Nozomi jealous she kisses Inuyasha like they were going to dies in aa couple of seconds. "Inuyasha." Kougas voice rang out. "Kouga" Isn't Inuyasha heavenly? This was weird it was like some informal greeting. "Nozomi, could you stop staring at my boyfriend?" Inuyasha looked down at Kagome with suprise, but all she did was smile at him innocently. He went to say something, but Kagome not wanting him to ruin this stopped him with another kiss. Then kissing his neck she whispered. "Inuyasha just go along with this please?" He nodded. Hey wouldn't any respectable, guy want a girl all over him to make another girl jealous. "Kagome? Inuyasha is YOUR boyfriend?" Nozomi was pissed she couldn't have him. "Yea got a problem with that?" So was Kagome. "Yea i do. but only until i steal him...Shouldn't be hard." Geez what a bitch.(Samantha my BEST friend who would never hurt me in the world...Is no longer Nozomi, now she is Miki....You'll find her later on) "Bitch i said Inuyasha is mine and you are not getting him. You want to take him you got to go through me."

It was going down now...Full on fight. Kagome threatend Nozomi and Nozomi threatend Kagome. About ready to kill each other is when the dumbfounded guys stepped him. Inuyasha would let go of Kagome so she yelled sit. And Nozomi racked Kouga. "Bitch you think you can take MY Inuyasha you are wrong." Kagome was pissed she wansn't going to take this anymore! "Oh yeah? Well, i'll take him like it was easy.!" (did i mention Nozomi is blonde...a dumb blonde.....im blonde......but not dumb....not today) Nozomi grabbed Kagome's hair and slamed her to the ground. Kagome knocked Nozomi so hard in the mouth it woke up her dentist. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome from kicking the shit out of Nozomi...not that he cared. "Kagome! its over! let go!" She had a tight grip on Nozomi's shirt and not even Inuyasha AND kouga could get them separted. "Inuyasha do you want me to yell 'tis' backwards!" She threatend him, but still he didn't let go.

10 hours and 10 zillion sits later they got them separated. "Damn Kagome i didn't think you had it in you." Inuyasha and Kagome were heading toward a river so she could get cleaned up. "Inuyasha? You would really leave me would you?" Kagome sounded so pityful ."Any chance i got Kagome.....Unless you take off this necklace?" She gave a snort and kept walking. "Inuyasha?" No reply. "Inuyasha?" She turned around but no one was there. Then from up above Inuyasha came down and picked her up. 'He smells so good.....' Atleast she could admit to herself that she liked him...He could even do that. "Ready Kagome?" "Ready for what?" Kagome felt a warm splash of water. Inuyasha jumped into the river whilst holding her. She came above water holding something....She had it when they jumped in.. "Uh oh?!" Kagome was holding Inuyasha's pants...."KAGOME!!! WAIT STOP dont turn around just through the pants behind you." It had to be freezing for Inuyasha...Exposed to the water. "And what if i dont?" Toying with him was just too much to resist. "Then i will take them from you. "Sit boy!" Kagome heard a splash then turned around. Inuyasha jumped out of the water and into the air. If there was ever a time Kagome was a hentai it was now. He was gorgeous!

"Ah Kagome stop looking." He TRIED to cover himself but it didn't really work....She already saw everything. "Well it's only fair." Kagome turned around took off her top and threw it at Inuyasha. Inuyasha raced over to Kagome in an attempt to get his pants. But Kagome heard him and turned around. She grabbed him around the neck. And his hands went around her waist. Her hands left his shoulders and roamed his chest and his ab's...Everything perfectly toned....but not to the point it was all icky looking. She felt him harden under the water. He was fully out. Kagome kissed him gently then pulled away..She got out of the water and grabbed something from her back pack...He couldn't see what it was...Shippo a LONG time before this had taught her some tricks. So kagome waded over to Inuyasha Waved her hand under the water then pulled out a dildo. She looked at Inuyasha "Oops sorry....i guess it just popped off?" She retaind her laughs as Inuyasha looked down and began to ~CRY~. His winky was gone! nooo how could this happen!!. "Relax Inuyasha" Kagome waved her hand and his winky came back....but what in the hell was that!? He grabbed the dildo from Kagome's hand and began to examine it.....I look like a twinkie....He liked twinkies...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ melissa: Hey i COULD have went on but ya know what....Evil Chip munks abducted me...they took me to a horrible place....they called it ..school! or for those who dont understand they called it escuela. Hola, me llamo melissa o Nakashima. lol..I know VERY little spanish and im not even good at that... Next Chapter: Mater Pimp Sesshomaru...Fo' Real