Authors Note: I'm sorry please don't hurt me!! *shoes fly in her direction* Well......If your going to be like that then im leaving......*Everyone grabs paintball guns* Uh..heh heh did i say leaving? I ment that i was going to write...he he? Oh yeah and to all those who kinda asked....NO i am not high, drunk, or any combonationn of the two when i am wrting..... Oh yeah and i lied...agian......This IS NOT THE LAST CHAPTER!!! I've decided that i am going to make this longer.....but I NEED A VOTE so yea.....8chapters or 10 chapters??? Please SOME TELL ME IN A REVIEW....

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"Ah Kagome stop looking." He TRIED to cover himself but it didn't really work....She already saw everything. "Well it's only fair." Kagome turned around took off her top and threw it at Inuyasha. Inuyasha raced over to Kagome in an attempt to get his pants. But Kagome heard him and turned around. She grabbed him around the neck. And his hands went around her waist. Her hands left his shoulders and roamed his chest and his ab's...Everything perfectly toned....but not to the point it was all icky looking. She felt him harden under the water. He was fully out. Kagome kissed him gently then pulled away..She got out of the water and grabbed something from her back pack...He couldn't see what it was...Shippo a LONG time before this had taught her some tricks. So kagome waded over to Inuyasha Waved her hand under the water then pulled out a dildo. She looked at Inuyasha "Oops sorry....i guess it just popped off?" She retaind her laughs as Inuyasha looked down and began to ~CRY~. His winky was gone! nooo how could this happen!!. "Relax Inuyasha" Kagome waved her hand and his winky came back....but what in the hell was that!? He grabbed the dildo from Kagome's hand and began to examine it.....I look like a twinkie....He liked twinkies......

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Master Pimp Sesshomaru.....Fo' Real

Inuyasha was still inspecting the 'toy' that Kagome tricked him with..."Kagome what is this?" Inuyasha got a evil grin on his face..He knew what it was or so he thought....."Dont worry Inuyasha Yuka gave it too me as a gag gift for my birthday..." Kagome and Inuyasha were both clothed...Kagome thought that Inuyasha knew what it was, but he didn't. "Ew....This isn't like the twinkie you gave me....." Kagome ignored that comment for now. 'Twinkie? wait? What did he mean by it wasn't like the twinkie i gave him?' Kagome turned around to a hilarious sight. Inuyasha had the thing half way and half way out of his mouth mumbling something about not being a twinkie....

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Sesshomaru was close by the river that Inuyasha and Kagome were at.....He knew of Kagome's dream...When ever someone dreamed about him he always read their mind to see what they were thinking. (This will be a LITTLE ooc ok alot of ooc). Sesshomaru sent the images to Inuyasha's mind yesterday...Even though Inuyasha didn't know that Sesshomaru was the one who sent them too him, and Inuyasha didn't tell Kagome that he knew her dream...He knew that he could have been killed last time he was fighting with Inuyasha, but he could resist. This was his chance....If he could make Inuyasha laugh so hard that he forgot about protect tetsusiaga (sp). Sesshomaru had some women he captured from a village make him a tye dyed Haori (this is why i dont use japanese word...I dont understand if what im saying is right.). It looked like the one that was in Kagome's dream...Usually he would not humiliate himself...but he want tetsusiaga. Since he had feelings (fatherly) for Rin who was human he could possses tetsusiaga....

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Inuyasha sniffed the air. "Sesshomaru" Inuyasha growled loudly. "Hmm? Wha did you say Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at Inuyasha who was searching frantically for tetsiaga...He dropped it when they "fell" into the lake....He couldn't find it....It didn't really matter right now.....Sesshomaru was comming...

Sesshomaru stepped from the bushes. Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh.... 'Alright Sesshomaru it's now or never.....' Sesshomaru knew what he had to do. '' Hey yo brotha....waz up?" Sesshomaru himself had to fight the rage that was boiling inside him....He wanted to tear himself apart for what he was doing. "Uh Sesshomaru? Are you feeling ok?" Kagome's voice was shaky.... "Yea girl....Neva betta...Been searchin fo' some new hoes....Interested?" Even though Sesshomaru was sexy that answer was a no. "No, im fine....Having any luck?" Sesshomaru's eyes darted to Inuyasha.....Reading Inuyasha's thoughts he knew that he had lost tetsusgia and if Inuyasha didn't posses it then he couldnt take it...(i made this up so go alng with it k?) If he didn't take from Inuyasha in battle he could not take it at all. Tetsusgia would not accept anyone else unless taken in battle. Maybe if he stayed long enough then Inuyasha could find it and he could take it from him.....

"Yea Virginity...I've had lotsa luck.....Look." Sesshomaru snapped his fingers and an Illusion of Kikyo stepped from behind the brush....."Yo all i had to do was give her a body and she was like all ova me yo" For some reason Inuyasha should have been jealous or pissed....He thought Kikyo would only have a human mate......Well he SHOULD have been all those things but he wasn't.

It was apparent that Inuyasha had no intention of looking for tetsusgia when he was around...So he would come back later.... He had to get those wenches from the village to make a ¿pimp suit? Whatever that was....

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melissa: Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry * like a billion.....I will update sooner. So sorry for the short chapter....I PROMISE that next chapter will be up Tuesday...Today is Saturday......IT WILL BE LONGER... so really what do you think....8 chapters or 10??