Darth Revan's Flying Circus
"Part 2"
(Revan is seen wandering around the Ebon Hawk. No one else can be found, except Mission, who currently resides in the cargo bay.)
Mission: Looking for something?
Revan: Yea, Bastila had something she wanted to say to me, but now I can=t find her anywhere. Damndest thing, really.
Mission: Maybe she went with everyone else to get tattoos.
(Suddenly a ATHWUMP, then a ABWANG and finally a AKAPOING sound is heard.)
Revan: What the Hell..?!
Mission: What? The sound?
Revan: Yea, sounded like it came from the hidden compartment.
Mission: Er...I've got a Kath hound in there...yea, that=s it!! A Kath hound!
Revan: What on Tatooine are you doing hiding a Kath hound in there? You know I'm allergic to the damn things!
Mission: A pet?....
Revan: NOT ANOTHER PET!! Especially after that whole mishap with the freakin' adult rancor. Dump it, NOW!
Mission: But we're at a docking bay in space!!!
Revan: So? Either it goes or you both go.
Mission: Fine, fine.
(Revan walks off. Meanwhile, Mission opens the compartment, revealing a struggling bound and gagged Bastila.)
Mission: Heh heh heh. Well, Revan did say to dump you.
Bastila: MMMMMPH!!! MMMPHEE!!!
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(Meanwhile, at the tattoo parlor.)
Juhani: I just don't see how scarring my body makes me more attractive.
Jolee: No, I said the ale does, not the tattoo. HIC!
Juhani: I hate you, old man.
Canderous: Say, has anyone seen Zalbaar lately?
Jolee: HIC Said he was HIC said he was going to the food court.
Juhani: I still don't understand how we can afford to do all this.
Canderous: Well, Revan went and hired out T3 as a walking garbage can to the food court, and I heard Bastila brooding about renting Mission out as a slave again.
All: BWHAHA HAHA HAHA!!!
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(And at the food court, Zalbaar finally gets off line at the Kasshyk Fried Gizka place.)
Zalbaar: We may make awful slaves, but we make a mean bucket o' gizka.
T3: Bee boo boo bee bop boop!
Zalbaar: There you are.
(He throws the basket into the empty container on T3's head then heads over to the local DICKS weapons store.)
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(Back at the tattoo parlor.)
Juhani: OW OW OWWWWWWWW!!
Artist: There, done.
Canderous: Let's see what you got. B...E....L...A..Y...A....What the hell?!
Juhani: Yes, my lover's name is Belaya.
Canderous: What kinda man has the name Belaya?!?
Juhani: Belaya is a woman.
Jolee: Psst... Juhani's a lesbian, you idiot!
Canderous: I thought she was a Cathar...
Jolee: Ugh...It means she's gay you moronic goat of a man!!
Canderous: .........Come again?
Jolee: SHE....LIKES.....GIRLS!!!!
Canderous: GIRLS!? Oh my god, Jolee, you mean she's a pedaphile?!
Jolee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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(Meanwhile, back on the ranch.)
Revan: Bastila! BAAAAAAAAASSSSSTILLLAAA!!!! Yodleyodleheehoo!! Ollyollyoxenfree!!
(On the other side of the ship, Mission is dragging Bastila by the hair towards the second air lock, the one that opens into space.)
To Be Continued..
"Part 2"
(Revan is seen wandering around the Ebon Hawk. No one else can be found, except Mission, who currently resides in the cargo bay.)
Mission: Looking for something?
Revan: Yea, Bastila had something she wanted to say to me, but now I can=t find her anywhere. Damndest thing, really.
Mission: Maybe she went with everyone else to get tattoos.
(Suddenly a ATHWUMP, then a ABWANG and finally a AKAPOING sound is heard.)
Revan: What the Hell..?!
Mission: What? The sound?
Revan: Yea, sounded like it came from the hidden compartment.
Mission: Er...I've got a Kath hound in there...yea, that=s it!! A Kath hound!
Revan: What on Tatooine are you doing hiding a Kath hound in there? You know I'm allergic to the damn things!
Mission: A pet?....
Revan: NOT ANOTHER PET!! Especially after that whole mishap with the freakin' adult rancor. Dump it, NOW!
Mission: But we're at a docking bay in space!!!
Revan: So? Either it goes or you both go.
Mission: Fine, fine.
(Revan walks off. Meanwhile, Mission opens the compartment, revealing a struggling bound and gagged Bastila.)
Mission: Heh heh heh. Well, Revan did say to dump you.
Bastila: MMMMMPH!!! MMMPHEE!!!
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(Meanwhile, at the tattoo parlor.)
Juhani: I just don't see how scarring my body makes me more attractive.
Jolee: No, I said the ale does, not the tattoo. HIC!
Juhani: I hate you, old man.
Canderous: Say, has anyone seen Zalbaar lately?
Jolee: HIC Said he was HIC said he was going to the food court.
Juhani: I still don't understand how we can afford to do all this.
Canderous: Well, Revan went and hired out T3 as a walking garbage can to the food court, and I heard Bastila brooding about renting Mission out as a slave again.
All: BWHAHA HAHA HAHA!!!
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(And at the food court, Zalbaar finally gets off line at the Kasshyk Fried Gizka place.)
Zalbaar: We may make awful slaves, but we make a mean bucket o' gizka.
T3: Bee boo boo bee bop boop!
Zalbaar: There you are.
(He throws the basket into the empty container on T3's head then heads over to the local DICKS weapons store.)
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(Back at the tattoo parlor.)
Juhani: OW OW OWWWWWWWW!!
Artist: There, done.
Canderous: Let's see what you got. B...E....L...A..Y...A....What the hell?!
Juhani: Yes, my lover's name is Belaya.
Canderous: What kinda man has the name Belaya?!?
Juhani: Belaya is a woman.
Jolee: Psst... Juhani's a lesbian, you idiot!
Canderous: I thought she was a Cathar...
Jolee: Ugh...It means she's gay you moronic goat of a man!!
Canderous: .........Come again?
Jolee: SHE....LIKES.....GIRLS!!!!
Canderous: GIRLS!? Oh my god, Jolee, you mean she's a pedaphile?!
Jolee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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(Meanwhile, back on the ranch.)
Revan: Bastila! BAAAAAAAAASSSSSTILLLAAA!!!! Yodleyodleheehoo!! Ollyollyoxenfree!!
(On the other side of the ship, Mission is dragging Bastila by the hair towards the second air lock, the one that opens into space.)
To Be Continued..
