Darth Revan's Flying Circus
"Part 2"

(Revan is seen wandering around the Ebon Hawk. No one else can be found, except Mission, who currently resides in the cargo bay.)

Mission: Looking for something?

Revan: Yea, Bastila had something she wanted to say to me, but now I can=t find her anywhere. Damndest thing, really.

Mission: Maybe she went with everyone else to get tattoos.

(Suddenly a ATHWUMP, then a ABWANG and finally a AKAPOING sound is heard.)

Revan: What the Hell..?!

Mission: What? The sound?

Revan: Yea, sounded like it came from the hidden compartment.

Mission: Er...I've got a Kath hound in there...yea, that=s it!! A Kath hound!

Revan: What on Tatooine are you doing hiding a Kath hound in there? You know I'm allergic to the damn things!

Mission: A pet?....

Revan: NOT ANOTHER PET!! Especially after that whole mishap with the freakin' adult rancor. Dump it, NOW!

Mission: But we're at a docking bay in space!!!

Revan: So? Either it goes or you both go.

Mission: Fine, fine.

(Revan walks off. Meanwhile, Mission opens the compartment, revealing a struggling bound and gagged Bastila.)

Mission: Heh heh heh. Well, Revan did say to dump you.

Bastila: MMMMMPH!!! MMMPHEE!!!

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(Meanwhile, at the tattoo parlor.)

Juhani: I just don't see how scarring my body makes me more attractive.

Jolee: No, I said the ale does, not the tattoo. HIC!

Juhani: I hate you, old man.

Canderous: Say, has anyone seen Zalbaar lately?

Jolee: HIC Said he was HIC said he was going to the food court.

Juhani: I still don't understand how we can afford to do all this.

Canderous: Well, Revan went and hired out T3 as a walking garbage can to the food court, and I heard Bastila brooding about renting Mission out as a slave again.

All: BWHAHA HAHA HAHA!!!

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(And at the food court, Zalbaar finally gets off line at the Kasshyk Fried Gizka place.)

Zalbaar: We may make awful slaves, but we make a mean bucket o' gizka.

T3: Bee boo boo bee bop boop!

Zalbaar: There you are.

(He throws the basket into the empty container on T3's head then heads over to the local DICKS weapons store.)

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(Back at the tattoo parlor.)

Juhani: OW OW OWWWWWWWW!!

Artist: There, done.

Canderous: Let's see what you got. B...E....L...A..Y...A....What the hell?!

Juhani: Yes, my lover's name is Belaya.

Canderous: What kinda man has the name Belaya?!?

Juhani: Belaya is a woman.

Jolee: Psst... Juhani's a lesbian, you idiot!

Canderous: I thought she was a Cathar...

Jolee: Ugh...It means she's gay you moronic goat of a man!!

Canderous: .........Come again?

Jolee: SHE....LIKES.....GIRLS!!!!

Canderous: GIRLS!? Oh my god, Jolee, you mean she's a pedaphile?!

Jolee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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(Meanwhile, back on the ranch.)

Revan: Bastila! BAAAAAAAAASSSSSTILLLAAA!!!! Yodleyodleheehoo!! Ollyollyoxenfree!!

(On the other side of the ship, Mission is dragging Bastila by the hair towards the second air lock, the one that opens into space.)

To Be Continued..