Chapter 2: The Pervert

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"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed while he winced in pain at the sound of her shriek in his ear. "I know my own way to the village! You don't have to carry me."

"And risk you running back to the well. I think not." He replied through gritted teeth. He held Kagome tightly against his neck trying to force a smile into his casual, stern face. It felt good having her this close to him, although he would never admit to it.

"Put me down this instant! I won't go back I promise."

"Not until we are back at Kaede's hut." He replied seriously. He stopped suddenly, listening to a sound in the distance.

"What's wrong?" Kagome asked while trying to get to a more comfortable position on Inuyasha's shoulder. The sound of Sango's boomerang could be heard fairly close to where they were standing. 'Was she in trouble?' Inuyasha thought to himself.

"Hentai!!!" Came a loud ear-piercing screech. Inuyasha turned around quickly as Kagome swayed wildly her hands gripped around his hips afraid that he was going to let go of her. In front of them they watched amused, as Sango chased Miroku with intent to kill. Her black hair flew widely behind her as she began to quickly gain on the terrified looking Monk.

"Sango, listen to me! You are gravely mistaken." The monk stammered scared for his life. "I thought I saw a water yokai." He pleaded. "I had your safety at heart all along." Sango glared at Miroku coldly. 'If looks could kill.' Inuyasha thought. 'Than certainly the monk would have been nothing but a pile of dust by now.'

"My breasts are not water yokai!" She screamed whacking him over the head several times furiously with her weapon. When she knew that he had been knocked out she sighed contently and walked back towards the village.

Inuyasha looked down at his perverted friend and shook his head. Although Miroku had turned out to always be great entertainment. He wondered what possessed him to hurt himself like he did. Kagome had tried to explain to him once that Miroku was in love with Sango. They had even gone as far to spy on them when he had asked her to marry him once they defeated Naraku. He never quite understood why Sango had agreed to have twenty of his children, but it wasn't any of his business anyway.

"Now can you put me down?" Kagome asked still having grasp of Inuyasha's hips. He had almost forgotten her their because she was so light. He really didn't want to place her on the ground; he enjoyed her holding on to him in that manner. 'Don't think that way you perve.' He told himself. He couldn't help it. The thoughts that were coming out of his mind were making him blush wildly. He was glad that Kagome was to busy kicking him to even glance up at his face. 'I'm lucky she's not in heat.' He sighed to himself. 'These feelings would be very hard to ignore.'

"I suppose I could." He grumbled as he knelt down so that she could safely climb off of his back. He didn't want her to know that he enjoyed being so close to her.

Kagome descend from Inuyasha's back using his fire rat kimono to stabilize herself, and knelt beside the unconscious Monk. "Shouldn't we carry him back.." Kagome was cut off by a pair of hands grabbing her own and two deep blue eyes staring up at her.

"Kagome-sama, would you do me the honor of..."

"Hoshi!" A loud voice came from about five feet away. Apparently Sango was taking her time to get back to the village.

"Aye...." The monk stuttered dropping Kagome's hands and covering his mouth with one of his own.

"Lets just get back already." Inuyasha said rolling his eyes, grabbing Kagome's hand and leaving the monk to fend for himself. Miroku kicked the ground while using his hands to thrust him backwards.

"Kagome...please don't leave me with her!" He cried nervously as an angered Sango appeared from the shadows. "Sango, you don't want to do this!"

The rest of the conversation was muffled as Kagome and Inuyasha walked back to the village.

**********Shorter Chapter, I know sorry. Promise the others will make up for it. Special thanks to STJA and Karen Burikko for being my first reviewers*********