+ WARNING: This story is YAOI / SHOUNEN-AI. This means that

this story is BOY X BOY. So if you don't like, then don't

read.

+ Title:Anzu is NOT my girlfriend!

+ Authoress: mOoNliTe-rApHsOdy

+ Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh!

+ Summary: The media has told everyone that Yami Muto is dating Anzu Mazaki.

Yami despretely wants to escape the girl and prove the press wrong.

Who does he turn to for help?

+ Rating: R

+ A/N: Yami and Yugi CANNOT talk to each other through the mind link.

// Yami's thoughts//

/ Yugi's thoughts/

[ [Seto's thoughts]]

(Anzu's thoughts)

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"Yes girls! You've heard right! The sexy Yami Muto has been taken! We've seen him around the city with the beautiful Anzu Mazaki. Here are some pictures to prove it. Ah...how disappointing it is for you ladies. As for further news..."

"WHAT?!" Yami Muto yelled at the TV. "I am NOT going out with that annoying, slutty, b-"

"Yami what's wrong!" An extremely concerned Yugi came running down the stairs. "I heard you screaming."

Yami pointed accusingly at the TV. "The reporter said that *I* am going out with *Anzu*!" he shrieked.

Yugi's face relaxed from worried, to amused. "Well...she *does* follow you everywhere. And she *does* constantly touch you" Yami's left eyebrow twitched. "Also, I think, when we're in public, that she's permanently latched onto your arm." Yugi chuckled.

Yami glared at his hikari. "It's not *my* fault that *she* won't let go of my arm!" The pharaoh pouted and sank onto the couch.

The amethyst-eyed freshmen snickered. "Have fun in school tomorrow!" and skipped out of the room.

Yami followed Yugi's back with a glare. //School...// The duelist groaned. //I do *not* want to think about school.//



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Yami grimaced when he walked into the school corridors. Everywhere he walked, girls would come up to him and burst into tears. He sighed. It was so damn frustrating! He told them that Anzu wasn't his girlfriend, but they all cried even harder, saying that he was so kind, trying to make them feel better. Why couldn't anybody get it into their heads?! He was NOT with Anzu!

Even Jounouchi and Honda had believed that the two were together. The two had run up to the pharaoh, and yelling things like: "I thought I was your friend Yami." and "Why didn't you tell me you were with Anzu?" and "Don't you trust me enough to keep a secret?" He growled in frustration. After a reassuring that they were indeed his friends, Yami had firmly told them the same thing he kept repeating the whole day: Anzu was not his girlfriend. At first, the two didn't believe him. Jounouchi even winked at him! But after awhile, they saw that Yami was serious, and started immediately cursing the media. It was pretty funny actually.

Ignoring the weeping girls, Yami headed straight for the cafeteria, wanting some sort of escape for this mess. He immediately regretted ever setting foot into the cafeteria when a pair of slim arms suddenly latched onto him. Yami inwardly groaned. //Anzu.// He groaned and turned his face to meet a pair of shining crystal blue eyes.

"Isn't it wonderful Yami?" Her annoyingly high voice squeaked into Yami's ear. "Now *everyone* knows that we're together. I'm so happy! Now everyone knows that you're mine." She sighed contently and buried her head in Yami's shoulder.

"Anzu..." Yami began in a firm tone. "We are NOT together. You are NOT my girlfriend! How did the reporters ever think of something like that in the first place. Hell, I don't even like GIRLS!"

"Oh Yami," Anzu giggled. "You're so funny."

Yami just sighed in defeat and stalked dejected to where Yugi and company were sitting. Anzu happily followed, all the while chatting insanely about how hot Yami was looking that day. Yugi gave Yami a look of sympathy, while at the same time, was looking very amused. Bakura glared at Anzu and was silently threatening, that if she didn't shut up, to send her to the Shadow Realm. Jounouchi and Otogi were too busy making out by the corner of the tree to care, while Ryou was sitting contently on Yugi's lap. Malik was lying down, his head in Bakura's lap, and Mariku had his head resting peacefully on Bakura's shoulder.

Ice cold sapphire eyes heard the insane chatter and looked up with narrowed eyes. He was extremely irritated to see Anzu. [[When does that stupid bitch ever shut up?!]] And...like always...she was hanging off of Yami. Seto, like everyone else, had heard that Yami and Anzu were a couple. The news was all over the city. But unlike the spirit's little fanclub of sobbing girls, the CEO did not believe it. With his sharp observing eyes, Seto could tell easily that Yami didn't even *like* the girl on his arm. Right now for instance: Yami was glaring daggers at the brunette, probably wishing that she would fall down a hole and disappear. Anzu, of course, did not notice and continued with her annoying chatter. Noticing that he was staring at Yami, he quickly averted his gaze back to his food. [[Humph...why should I care what the pharaoh does?]]

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The pharaoh got home and slumped onto the couch. Today had been unbearable! First of all, every goddamn girl thought Anzu was his girlfriend! How many times did he have to say it?! Then, Anzu truly believed that they *were* a couple, and never let go of his arm! Yami shook his right arm experimentally. He winced and put it back down. As much as he hated to say it, but Yugi was right. That girl *was* permanently attached to his arm. She also kept trying to hug him, and even tried to kiss him! The pharaoh flinched at the thought. Thank god Bakura showed up when he did. He owed the tomb robber...big time. To make it worse, his hikari found the whole thing *funny!* It was *not* funny! It was total and complete torture!

"Yami..." Yugi's singsong voice floated into the room. "I have an idea, that might make Anzu leave you along."

Yami turned sharply to look at his aibou. "What is it?" He asked eagerly. Anything to get away from that annoying brat.

"What if...you got someone to pretend to be your boyfriend?" Yugi's amethyst eyes looked at Yami's thoughtfully. "She'll think you cheated on her, *and* she'll *finally* get the concept that you're gay!"

Yami stared at Yugi, before his face completely brightened. "That might work!" But as suddenly as it came, his happiness disappeared. "But who would pretend to be my boyfriend? Everyone's taken!" He ticked them off one by one. "You're with Ryou. Jou is with Otogi. And Bakura is happily taken by Malik and Mariku."

"There's still Honda..."

Crimson eyes widened in horror. "Honda?! You want *me* to date *Honda*?!" The pharaoh looked like he was about to faint.

Yugi giggled. "Err..fine, not Honda then. Well...the only person besides him is Kaiba."

"The human ice cube?!" Yami asked wryly. //A rather cute looking ice cube.// Yami's eyes widened. //I did *not* just think that.//

"So who will it be Yami? Honda or Kaiba? Or maybe you should stay with Anzu. I mean she's-"

"Never!" Yami growled. "Honda's not even gay. I mean, he likes Shizuka." He paused a moment. "Is Kaiba gay?" He hesitated. "I mean...I can't really tell."

"I can't either. He hasn't shown interest in guys *or* girls. But I think it's worth a shot." Yugi shrugged.

Yami sat for awhile in silence, debating on what he should do. After a moment, he sighed and prepared to try and thaw the human ice cube. "I'm going to see Kaiba." With that, the pharaoh walked out the door.

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A/N: Please read & review and let me know what you think! =]