+ WARNING: This story is YAOI / SHOUNEN-AI. This means that

this story is BOY X BOY. So if you don't like, then don't

read.

+ Title: Anzu is NOT my girlfriend!

+ Authoress: mOoNliTe-rApHsOdy

+ Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh!

+ Summary: The media has told everyone that Yami Muto is dating Anzu Mazaki.

Yami desperately wants to escape the girl and prove the press wrong.

Who does he turn to for help?

+ Rating: R

+ A/N: Yami and Yugi CANNOT talk to each other through the mind link.

// Yami's thoughts//

/ Yugi's thoughts/

[[Seto's thoughts]]

(Anzu's thoughts)

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+ Chapter Three +

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//I guess the whole universe knows about me and Seto now...// Yami thought dryly as he gazed at the huge picture of their embrace. It only brought back the memory of Seto's soft lips, tender touch, and the strange feeling that Yami felt whenever the CEO was near. He had tried to forget about the kiss the entire night before he fell asleep, but it seemed that he was yet again reminded of it. //At least Anzu will finally get the picture.// the former pharaoh smirked slightly.

Sighing softly, Yami headed out of the Game Shop, only to find a certain gorgeous brunette waiting outside for him. Crimson eyes widened in surprise and gaped at Seto.

"W-what are you doing here?"

The brunette just raised an elegant eyebrow. "Walking you to school, sweetheart. Isn't that what a boyfriend is supposed to do?" He smirked slightly, watching Yami's flustered face and raised a challenging eyebrow.

Yami met Seto's challenging stare with ruby eyes. He grinned and suddenly hooked himself onto the CEO's arm as they began walking. "Aww...sweetie. You're so thoughtful!" The pharaoh inwardly smirked as he saw a tint of pink on said brunette's face.

"Is my little Blue Eyes blushing?"

Seto glared at Yami. "Hn"

The pharaoh chuckled. //He looks so cute and vulnerable right now. He should show this side more often.// Yami mused inwardly.

After many more blushes and teasing, the pair reached Domino High, prepared to start their day. The moment they stepped inside the school, a swarm of girls (some guys too) attacked and bombarded them with hundreds of questions. Many of the girls were tear-stricken. Of course. The two hottest guys at Domino High were taken... by each other! But surprisingly, there were also as many girls looking at the pair with giant hearts in their eyes. "Those two are so kawaii!" one girl would say. Other random comments were whispered throughout the crowd like: "I knew they would get together" or "I give them about a week."

Thankfully, the warning bell rang and the crowd scattered off to go to class. Yami and Seto had different classes first period so they had to part. And since many people were still in the halls, Yami had to make a show out of it. A small smirk formed on the pharaoh's lips and he gave Seto a kiss on the cheek.

"Bye, baby." Crimson eyes winked at sapphire ones as Yami walked off to class.

The CEO stood there awhile before blinking and recollecting himself and went to his own class.

Yami=1 Seto = 0

[[I'll get you at lunch pharaoh.]] The former high priest thought in class.

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At lunch, a tri-colored boy was chatting cheerfully with his aibou about duel monsters. Suddenly, Yami yelped and leaped 10 feet into the air. He turned around to see a smirking Seto.

"Don't do that!" The pharaoh hissed, rubbing his butt.

"Oh, but you have such a delectable butt, pharaoh." Innocent eyes gazed at Yami.

Crimson eyes glared back while a certain purple-eyed aibou was laughing behind his hand.

"Don't you think so Yugi?" Blue eyes twinkled playfully at Yugi.

"Very." Yugi winked at an open-mouthed Yami.

/Wow, I never knew mean, cold Kaiba could ever open up like this. / Yugi mused. /Maybe it has something to do with Yami./ He watched with calculating amethyst eyes as Seto teased Yami mercilessly A small smirk graced the young hikari's mouth. /If I'm not mistaken, I do believe that our cold-hearted dragon is infatuated with our little pharaoh./ He narrowed his eyes slightly. /But he better not hurt Yami./

"See koi? Even your little aibou said so." Seto grinned and wrapped one arm around Yami's waist.

The pharaoh tried to ignore the heat radiating off the enticing CEO's body and rolled his eyes.

Suddenly a loud scream was heard and half a second later, Yami was knocked by a raging object so hard, he fell on the floor. Looking to see what had hit him, he realized that the very thing was still on his waist. Bright baby blue eyes gazed at Yami with huge red hearts.

"Uh...hi Anzu." He desperately tried to wiggle out of the cheerleader's grasp. But it seemed that she had a death grip on him and wouldn't let go.

Having all his attention and concentration fixed on freeing himself, Yami didn't notice a pair of sapphire eyes glaring with jealousy at Anzu. A set of amethyst eyes did notice however and tried hard to prevent a smile from appearing on his face.

Said girl was howling with sobs, her hands clutching Yami's shirt and soaking it with tears.

"Tell me it's not true my love! That you are not going out with that statue!" She spat and pointed menacingly at Seto.

The CEO didn't even flinch. He raised a delicate eyebrow, finding the whole situation more amusing than insulting. "Yes he is." He spoke in his usual cool and calm voice. "Now would you be so kind as to get off my boyfriend? I do believe he needs to breathe."

The brunette bimbo glared but got off Yami anyways. Gasping for air, Yami stood somewhat shakily. He eyed Anzu warily.

"It's true Anzu. Seto is my boyfriend." Something in the tri-color haired boy's heart stirred. //Seto is my boyfriend.// He realized that this was the first time saying this to anyone, and the strange thing was: it felt right.

Tear-filled eyes looked at Yami pleadingly. "But I thought you loved me! We were going to have three children, buy a two story house with a swimming pool, and..."

The pharaoh rolled his eyes and droned out Anzu's insane chatter.

"Anzu," He interrupted sharply. "Get this into your head: I...am...Gay."

A fresh batch of tears sprang forth, along with an ear-piercing wail.

Seto glared at her and once again slipped an arm around Yami's waist. The two boys walked off, leaving Anzu with Yugi to wail in her misery. Having no one else to cling to, she grabbed Yugi's leg and sobbed.

"Guys? Where are you going?" The little hikari was beginning to panic. "You're not leaving me with her right?" He was greeted with silence. "Right?!"

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Lunch ended and the rest of the day passed by quickly. After school, Yami once again found Seto gallantly waiting for him by the school gate.

"Walking me home high priest?" Yami grinned.

"Of course not pharaoh." Seto smirked. "Why walk when we can sit in my limo instead?"

The pharaoh laughed. "Of course. My apologizes. A billionaire like yourself prefers the most expensive form of travel."

"Damn straight." Seto winked.

Yami just rolled his eyes and followed the CEO to his sleek ebony limo.

//Mmm...// thought Yami as his eyes drifted from the gorgeous brunette's back to his butt.

Seto, like a gentleman, opened the door and they both got in. The chauffeur skillfully drove away.

"Ooo...leather seats!" Chuckling madly, Yami bounced insanely on the seats, hearing it squeak.

The high priest sweat dropped and quirked a smile. The little pharaoh was so adorable. He just wanted to reach out, hug him, and never let go. [[What am I thinking?]] He shook his head slightly, as if to rid these thoughts from his mind. [[I'm getting a little too into this charade.]]

"I think you should stop bouncing before you make a hole in my limo." He was inwardly eyeing Yami with complete amusement but he didn't show it. Had to protect his reputation.

The kawaii duelist stuck his tongue out at the CEO, but stopped anyways. The brunette rolled his eyes at Yami's childish behavior.

"We really fooled them today." Yami spoke suddenly. His ruby eyes glazed over at the memory and laughed silently.

"Yea, we did."

"Um..." Yami avoided Seto's gaze and fiddled with his hands. "Thanks again for doing this. I mean you didn't have to..."

"Yami," the CEO interrupted, "You have already thanked me. Besides, I do get something out of this too. So we're equal." Seto instinctively reached out and lifted Yami's face, his hand lingering on Yami's chin. "Okay?"

The pharaoh's breath hitched at the brunette's touch. Not being able to speak at the close proximity to Seto, he nodded dumbly.

Seto pulled away, and Yami couldn't help but feel a twinge of disappointment at the loss.

They reached the Game Shop, and Yami got out.

"Thanks for the ride Seto."

Seto nodded.

"See you tomorrow pharaoh." And with a last look, drove away.

Yami looked after the limo for a moment before shaking his head and heading into the Game Shop—knowing Yugi was in there, waiting to attack Yami with questions. And when Yugi wanted to know something, he was scary. Even scarier than the fearsome Bakura.

//Kami help me.//

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A/N: Sorry it took so long. I wrote chapter three, but then my computer had problems so my dad reset my whole comp! Everything was lost...T_T. But my editor had it so...yay! I finally got my computer back hehe...thanks for waiting! Tell me what you think!! =]