Note to all: It has come to my attention that some people thought the first part was it. That was the intro but I cant figure out how to work this thing! Anyway, here goes.

Today, I, Miranda Sanchez, shall discuss Ms. Lizzie McGuire. Oh, and Mr. David Gordon (a.k.a. Gordo).
Okay, does anyone remember the episode where my Spanish-speaking cousin went on that Spanish game show with us? Lizzie voted him off! We lost the game show! We looked like fools!
Not to mention I got rice pudding stuck in my hair.
Speaking of hair, do you remember the time we just had to follow Gordo on his date? I got spaghetti sauce stuck in my hair! It was, as usual, Lizzie's idea.