Chapter 2
A/N: No songs in this chapter! Just a little humorous fun and some Collin bashing. Pointless, bashing, but amusing. Oh, and some Harry bashing as well. Remember to tell us what you think of it at the end!
Disclaimer:
We do not own Harry
Anyone want a cherry?
We do not own Ron
Go mow the lawn
We do not own Ginny
Isn't she skinny?
We don't not own Colin
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Anyone know anything that rhymes with Colin?
Colin, Ginny and Ron stared at Harry's blank face. "Hermione," Ron breathed.
"We have to fix this!" Ginny ordered.
"What about me?" Colin started. "I'll die too."
The three of them traded a look and continued along with their conversation. "So, Harry, you wanna go save the world?" Ron suggested as Colin ran out of the room to go consult Dennis.
After a long pause, Harry replied, "Sure, why not?"
"Cool."
"Are we going to bring Hermione?" Harry asked.
"What for?" replied a clueless Ron.
"You two are idiots!" Ginny broke in, unexpectedly. "How's she gonna feel if her best friends just leaver her behind? Not to mention you're her boyfriend!"
"So?" asked a dimwitted Ron.
"So! Girlfriends want to know what's going on! And the don't like being left out! I should know," she muttered the last sentence.
"Why should you know? Ginny, do you have a boyfriend?" Ron was very suspicious now, and less dimwitted.
"No," she said, looking away.
Ron, who is a little smart, we'll give him that, did not believe her. He jumped up from his seat and chased her around the room, until he had her tackled. He then started to tickle her.
"Stop!" she cried.
"Not until you tell me who your dating!" he yelled back, as she shrieked under this horrible torture.
Just then, Neville came into the room. Ron, who is still suspicious, figured that Neville would be the most likely choice for his baby sister and began to chase Neville.
Neville, being extremely confused, ran back up the stairs.
"It's not Neville," Ginny said, trying to breath normally again.
"Is it Seamus?" Ron asked.
"No," Ginny answered.
"Dean?"
"No."
"Harry?"
"After that incident, no!"
"What incident?" Ron turned toward Harry.
"Err... Thanks, Gin," Harry said, with an apologetic glance at Ron.
"You deserve it."
After five minuets of Harry scolding, Ron took fifteen minuets to name all of the boys that he would allow Ginny to date.
"Is it Crabbe," he said, his face turning pinkish.
"No."
"Is it Goyle?" Ron's face became red.
"No."
"Is it Blaise Zabani?"
"That's a girl, Ron," Harry interrupted. "Her name's Lacey." A strange look was on Harry's face while he said that. Only no one noticed because Ron had become very purple.
"Ginny," he said softly. "Please tell me that you are not dating who I think you are."
"Well..." she started.
"You aren't dating Malfoy, are you?"
A/N: Cliffhanger! We love cliffhangers, if you haven't noticed that yet. We hope that was an amusing chapter, because it was rather amusing to write.
Next Chapter: We bring Lacey into this! You've all been waiting on the edge of your seats for her, and she'll come. She's gonna sing. We'll see a bit of Quidditch, or maybe just him walking back from Quidditch, but you get the idea. Ron will hit Draco, surprise, surprise. Oh yeah, and they'll all go out to save the world.
